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Gadzooks
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Cell phone alert: Tomorrow night I am attending my company XMAS party and at the same time on the other end of town, my new 22 year old "friend" is attending her company XMAS party. The plan is for both of us to leave the parties early and meet up at the GHOL (Gadzooks House Of Love) I plan on drinking heavily and doing fun things with/to the 22 year old and texting updates. (I'm looking forward to my late night drunk PM to Tanner, please advise of the appropriate alias you'd prefer it go to)
Last night, she came over to "hangout" and she told me how she really hated her job and wanted to quit. I asked what she would do for work if she quit and after a long pause she laughed and said "how about I move in here and be your full time live-in Nanny" (slap it high, GM?) I've become great at making a serious face and pretending to pay attention while she tells me what the Twilight movies are about. I'm pretty sure she's doing the same thing when I'm talking about current events in the world, or pretty much anything I talk about. It's really a perfect arrangement.
If you recall, when I first mentioned her, I was very worried about doing anything with her because I worried it may have some effect on my work. The fact that she is more concerned about keeping us a "secret" than I am definitely made it easier for me to participate in our "activities". She always mentions how everything we talk about or do HAS to stay in our "trust bubble". And finally, after the first time I gave in to temptation with her, I figured it would just be a 1 time thing. But then I exchanged the following the text with her the next day and realized that I owe it to every divorced guy, every horny guy, every average looking guy who doesn't deserve to be doing things with a 22 year old girl, hell I owed it to the GMTAN to stay aboard this ride for as long as I can until I die.
Last night, she came over to "hangout" and she told me how she really hated her job and wanted to quit. I asked what she would do for work if she quit and after a long pause she laughed and said "how about I move in here and be your full time live-in Nanny" (slap it high, GM?) I've become great at making a serious face and pretending to pay attention while she tells me what the Twilight movies are about. I'm pretty sure she's doing the same thing when I'm talking about current events in the world, or pretty much anything I talk about. It's really a perfect arrangement.
If you recall, when I first mentioned her, I was very worried about doing anything with her because I worried it may have some effect on my work. The fact that she is more concerned about keeping us a "secret" than I am definitely made it easier for me to participate in our "activities". She always mentions how everything we talk about or do HAS to stay in our "trust bubble". And finally, after the first time I gave in to temptation with her, I figured it would just be a 1 time thing. But then I exchanged the following the text with her the next day and realized that I owe it to every divorced guy, every horny guy, every average looking guy who doesn't deserve to be doing things with a 22 year old girl, hell I owed it to the GMTAN to stay aboard this ride for as long as I can until I die.
General Malaise
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'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:You going to take these girls to the 3rd Annual Mud Croquet Tourney or the Holiday Unicycle Blood Drive and Grain Alcohol Roundup?True but anything to remind my wife that I could Disco Stu chicks works for me.Slow your roll, Champ. Everyone knows nurses are easy.Mrs. SLB and myself have had some minor differences in opinion lately so I was a little surprised she texted me to meet her for lunch today. I agreed, we met and she was a lot nicer. She had her first day of work today since her party and she told me that "all of the girls at work are like in love with you because you were so awesome at the party". Score one for the good guys.
I love these.
Thorn
Footballguy
:slowclap:
YSR
Footballguy
Just got the following text from Mr. YSR:
Which means that this is the night that we will talk with his parents about his sister and their enabling of all of her behaviors, which has led to their "financial ruin" (in their words) and is seeping into our relationship because he takes on some of their stress. I will either not speak at all, or I'll fully speak my mind, which will likely make me pretty unpopular for a while around these parts. It's probably going to be the latter.
YSR
Footballguy
Really? I'm not a regular GMTAN guy, but thanks for ruining my Christmas on-line. How's about being a little more attentive next year?I had already paired everyone up and sent them out. You two came in after that. Sorry
No, great posting. I have about 10 different things I'm sending Uruk-Hai, so it's been fun, but let's try to be a little less exclusive next year.
General Malaise
Footballguy
The race car driver? When did he start making 'mix'?'Tiger Fan said:
Sarnoff
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Really? I'm not a regular GMTAN guy, but thanks for ruining my Christmas on-line. How's about being a little more attentive next year?I had already paired everyone up and sent them out. You two came in after that. Sorry
I don't get these posts at all.Really? I'm not a regular GMTAN guy, but thanks for ruining my Christmas on-line. How's about being a little more attentive next year?I had already paired everyone up and sent them out. You two came in after that. Sorry
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Pretty sure Tanner is using his CrossEyed alias. Be as vulgar and descriptive as possible.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Whoa.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I don't get it either.I don't get these posts at all.Really? I'm not a regular GMTAN guy, but thanks for ruining my Christmas on-line. How's about being a little more attentive next year?I had already paired everyone up and sent them out. You two came in after that. Sorry
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Speaking of pics, I will be some photo documenting of this GB trip.
Anyone that would like to receive said pics, pm me your #
I only have homers ATM
Anyone that would like to receive said pics, pm me your #
I only have homers ATM
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
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THANKS FOR ANSWERING MY QUESTION IN A SERIOUS AND NON-MOCKING TONE LIKE SOME PEOPLE FROM MAINE!!111
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
20 years or so? At least. Oh, stay away from the faux Carrol Shelby Chili mixes (aka "Kit Mixes"). They look great but it's really just a Mustang engine in a fake fiberglass body.The race car driver? When did he start making 'mix'?'Tiger Fan said:
Mr. Pickles
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Words with Friends is the preferred game these days. Feel free to play me. I never lose.ANNOUNCE!
Dear YSR and Zooks -
It IS okay to go in facebook Scrabble. Some of us have a victory to defend.
In Judas,
GM
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Zooks is in greenWait, are you the green or the white text bubble?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Zooks, please climb out of the '90 Fallopien (Editor review at Winebat) and mother freaking GO!My linkANNOUNCE!
Dear YSR and Zooks -
It IS okay to go in facebook Scrabble. Some of us have a victory to defend.
In Judas,
GM
General Malaise
Footballguy
Can I play it on an iPod? That's the only iThing iOwn.Also, I stumbled across an investment idea for you. Check your email.Words with Friends is the preferred game these days. Feel free to play me. I never lose.ANNOUNCE!
Dear YSR and Zooks -
It IS okay to go in facebook Scrabble. Some of us have a victory to defend.
In Judas,
GM
YSR
Footballguy
This is true. He doesn't. I even jumped out to a huge lead one time and he still kicked my rear. Fortunately, I left the country for my honeymoon and conveniently "forgot" to start another game.Words with Friends is the preferred game these days. Feel free to play me. I never lose.ANNOUNCE!
Dear YSR and Zooks -
It IS okay to go in facebook Scrabble. Some of us have a victory to defend.
In Judas,
GM
Notorious T.R.E.
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White boy.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
There are so many ways to cheat while playing Scrabble/Words online. Doog taught me that.This is true. He doesn't. I even jumped out to a huge lead one time and he still kicked my rear. Fortunately, I left the country for my honeymoon and conveniently "forgot" to start another game.Words with Friends is the preferred game these days. Feel free to play me. I never lose.ANNOUNCE!
Dear YSR and Zooks -
It IS okay to go in facebook Scrabble. Some of us have a victory to defend.
In Judas,
GM
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Really? I'm not a regular GMTAN guy, but thanks for ruining my Christmas on-line. How's about being a little more attentive next year?I had already paired everyone up and sent them out. You two came in after that. Sorry
Assuming this is shtick.
YSR
Footballguy
There are so many ways to cheat while playing Scrabble/Words online. Doog taught me that.This is true. He doesn't. I even jumped out to a huge lead one time and he still kicked my rear. Fortunately, I left the country for my honeymoon and conveniently "forgot" to start another game.Words with Friends is the preferred game these days. Feel free to play me. I never lose.ANNOUNCE!
Dear YSR and Zooks -
It IS okay to go in facebook Scrabble. Some of us have a victory to defend.
In Judas,
GM
all around. I quit playing him after he played "xysti" and pretended to know what it was. Oh, and, 
DoUg.
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Words with Friends is the preferred game these days. Feel free to play me. I never lose.ANNOUNCE!
Dear YSR and Zooks -
It IS okay to go in facebook Scrabble. Some of us have a victory to defend.
In Judas,
GM
Is there a list of GMTAN Words With Friends usernames? I'm on there as Stickman_77.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
You pre-gaming this one?
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Yeah that may activate that Baut Siugnal.There are so many ways to cheat while playing Scrabble/Words online. Doog taught me that.This is true. He doesn't. I even jumped out to a huge lead one time and he still kicked my rear. Fortunately, I left the country for my honeymoon and conveniently "forgot" to start another game.Words with Friends is the preferred game these days. Feel free to play me. I never lose.ANNOUNCE!
Dear YSR and Zooks -
It IS okay to go in facebook Scrabble. Some of us have a victory to defend.
In Judas,
GM
YSR
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Until tat cheats against you.Tat>hiWords with Friends is the preferred game these days. Feel free to play me. I never lose.ANNOUNCE!
Dear YSR and Zooks -
It IS okay to go in facebook Scrabble. Some of us have a victory to defend.
In Judas,
GM
This guy is dumb looking.http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xGeyjQhJ_gA/TdPvGLRZozI/AAAAAAAAIus/Cpe_Jjr70ag/s1600/Backwards_Baseball_Cap.jpg
-fish-
Footballguy
Bless you.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
YOU SEE, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS JUST LIKE WHEN CHRIS YANDEK DOES AN INTERVIEW AND HE HAS A BILLION TAGS ON THE BOTTOM IN ORDER TO GET MORE SEARCH ENGINE HITS ON THE INTERVIEWS ON HIS WEBSITE!THANKS FOR ANSWERING MY QUESTION IN A SERIOUS AND NON-MOCKING TONE LIKE SOME PEOPLE FROM MAINE!!111
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Just remember: There are plenty of places to hide your vomit in a hoarder's house.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I would say plenty of places to hide...period.Just excuse yourself from the table to use the powder room and stay gone for like an hour. When you get back tell them you got lost or trapped.Just remember: There are plenty of places to hide your vomit in a hoarder's house.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Zow
Footballguy
Nope. Is there a mailing list or something?
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
PM ShukeNope. Is there a mailing list or something?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Wow...it's impressive that Cal can spell herpes
mr. furley
Footballguy
Good luck hearing back.I leave for GB tomorrow morning.So stoked to go to lambeau!Furly, wtf is going on? We gonna corn hole it up?
p.s. - let me know if you want his address
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