Jeff Vader
Footballguy
Ooof. just saw this. Positive karma to the little one.
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Wrighteous Ray
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Marvin
Footballguy
I'm with you. Thread wasn't something that I was into, hadn't read it, but then decided to after hearing all the hoopla. I read like half of it; somewhat entertaining, but meh. Not sure why it calls for jihad or banning, especially over there.Maybe I read that thread too quick, but what did he do to piss off Furley and (name forgotten)? I'm actually entertained by that thread, so I don't want to see it go
Though the Tanner/Furley/proninja moral contingent have made things interesting.
Just don't drive the guy away. Say what you will about them, but that place is better off with a few New Otises and Red Herrings wandering about.
It has nothing to do with morals. Like I have any anyway.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Good luck little Bentley dude.
Thorn
Footballguy
Who said it did?I'm with you. Thread wasn't something that I was into, hadn't read it, but then decided to after hearing all the hoopla. I read like half of it; somewhat entertaining, but meh. Not sure why it calls for jihad or banning, especially over there.Maybe I read that thread too quick, but what did he do to piss off Furley and (name forgotten)? I'm actually entertained by that thread, so I don't want to see it go
Just don't drive the guy away. Say what you will about them, but that place is better off with a few New Otises and Red Herrings wandering about.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
I did - in the post he was replying to. And I disagree. What else is the issue then? Tanner called him a "future presidential assassin" and complains about his delusions about the sex trade. I get that Tanner is calling New Otis out on his delusions. He isn't waving his finger in New Otis' face like proninja (not saying that's right or wrong), but he is calling him out on his willful lack of morality, and is quite clearly disgusted with the guy on a moral ground. Tanner even called himself "superior" to New Otis.Who said it did?I'm with you. Thread wasn't something that I was into, hadn't read it, but then decided to after hearing all the hoopla. I read like half of it; somewhat entertaining, but meh. Not sure why it calls for jihad or banning, especially over there.Maybe I read that thread too quick, but what did he do to piss off Furley and (name forgotten)? I'm actually entertained by that thread, so I don't want to see it go
Just don't drive the guy away. Say what you will about them, but that place is better off with a few New Otises and Red Herrings wandering about.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
Again, I'm not saying Tanner & proninja are wrong. I'm just saying it's clearly a moral issue here, fellas.
didn't know morals ever entered into consideration at :e:. I guess I'm in the camp of if anyone has a problem with the thread, just stay out of it. Clearly, there are a bunch of people that enjoy reading it.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
What thread? I like Otis.Maybe I read that thread too quick, but what did he do to piss off Furley and (name forgotten)? I'm actually entertained by that thread, so I don't want to see it go
Marvin
Footballguy
So you don't get it either. Cool. Let's not turn this thread into an extension of that thread.I did - in the post he was replying to. And I disagree. What else is the issue then? Tanner called him a "future presidential assassin" and complains about his delusions about the sex trade. I get that Tanner is calling New Otis out on his delusions. He isn't waving his finger in New Otis' face like proninja (not saying that's right or wrong), but he is calling him out on his willful lack of morality, and is quite clearly disgusted with the guy on a moral ground. Tanner even called himself "superior" to New Otis.Who said it did?I'm with you. Thread wasn't something that I was into, hadn't read it, but then decided to after hearing all the hoopla. I read like half of it; somewhat entertaining, but meh. Not sure why it calls for jihad or banning, especially over there.Maybe I read that thread too quick, but what did he do to piss off Furley and (name forgotten)? I'm actually entertained by that thread, so I don't want to see it go
Just don't drive the guy away. Say what you will about them, but that place is better off with a few New Otises and Red Herrings wandering about.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
It's not that Otis. He's a different Otis. Imagine if the FFA's Otis never got married but instead turned to the darkside and decided to live his life courting women of the night.What thread? I like Otis.Maybe I read that thread too quick, but what did he do to piss off Furley and (name forgotten)? I'm actually entertained by that thread, so I don't want to see it go
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
What's to get? Come on now, don't leave me hanging here.
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never understood why Tanner is so damn grumpy all the time
Marvin
Footballguy
Let's break up this stupidity with a semi-funny story I heard the other day. A old friend of mine, we'll call him Jim, and I were having a couple of beers the other night. I hadn't hung out with him in years. Naturally we started talking about former friends etc.
There's this guy we both know that we'll call Mitch. Jim tells me that about 10 years back he went over to Mitch's "bachelor pad" to hang out. Jim says that he sees a stack of old newspapers that Mitch had stacked by the door in the name of recycling. Jim also sees that among the newspapers is a porno mag with the title of "60+". Of course it's granny pron.
Jim: God, Mitch...is that what you're into?
Mitch: No! Hell no! That's why I'm throwing it out.
Jim: What did you buy it for then?
Mitch: I didn't mean to. I was at the bookstore and I bought one of those 3 packs that comes in a bag. You know?
Jim: No, not really.
Mitch: Well they sell them in these bags where you can't see most of the front cover. That's why they're cheaper.
Jim: Go on.
Mitch: So I see "60+" at the top but couldn't see the front photo. I thought it was about bra sizes.
There's this guy we both know that we'll call Mitch. Jim tells me that about 10 years back he went over to Mitch's "bachelor pad" to hang out. Jim says that he sees a stack of old newspapers that Mitch had stacked by the door in the name of recycling. Jim also sees that among the newspapers is a porno mag with the title of "60+". Of course it's granny pron.
Jim: God, Mitch...is that what you're into?
Mitch: No! Hell no! That's why I'm throwing it out.
Jim: What did you buy it for then?
Mitch: I didn't mean to. I was at the bookstore and I bought one of those 3 packs that comes in a bag. You know?
Jim: No, not really.
Mitch: Well they sell them in these bags where you can't see most of the front cover. That's why they're cheaper.
Jim: Go on.
Mitch: So I see "60+" at the top but couldn't see the front photo. I thought it was about bra sizes.
Marvin
Footballguy
It's not my fault that everyone is wrong and I am right.
Marvin
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Any Asian midget?If so, I'll PM you my address.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
PEAR-no?
YSR
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
'Marvin said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
Do you leave it under the mattress of hotel beds? If not, you should be.'shuke said:
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I actually have a 5 year plan on getting rid of all my mags by the time my kid hits puberty. They will be distributed at hotels across the nation.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
WTF? You're doing it wrong.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Please elaborate. I at least need to get rid of enough so he has a hard time finding it. Going to make him work for it.WTF? You're doing it wrong.
Wrighteous Ray
Footballguy
Seems like kids these days would have no need for dad's old fetish mags.Please elaborate. I at least need to get rid of enough so he has a hard time finding it. Going to make him work for it.WTF? You're doing it wrong.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Agree with that...but you should have some plants out there.Please elaborate. I at least need to get rid of enough so he has a hard time finding it. Going to make him work for it.WTF? You're doing it wrong.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Ugh, I was tasting Per-NOD the entire next day.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
What's your problem, Kazanski?'madhatter said:
No. 16
Footballguy
I found my Dad's Playboy stash in Kindergarten.Please elaborate. I at least need to get rid of enough so he has a hard time finding it. Going to make him work for it.WTF? You're doing it wrong.
"Daddy, what kind of magazine is Sluts Eating Ham?"Seems like kids these days would have no need for dad's old fetish mags.Please elaborate. I at least need to get rid of enough so he has a hard time finding it. Going to make him work for it.WTF? You're doing it wrong.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
AND LOOK AT YOU NOW!!!!!See? It works.I found my Dad's Playboy stash in Kindergarten.Please elaborate. I at least need to get rid of enough so he has a hard time finding it. Going to make him work for it.WTF? You're doing it wrong.
General Malaise
Footballguy
"Daddy, what kind of magazine is Sluts Eating Ham?"Seems like kids these days would have no need for dad's old fetish mags.Please elaborate. I at least need to get rid of enough so he has a hard time finding it. Going to make him work for it.WTF? You're doing it wrong.
B-Deep
Footballguy
in!"Daddy, what kind of magazine is Sluts Eating Ham?"Seems like kids these days would have no need for dad's old fetish mags.Please elaborate. I at least need to get rid of enough so he has a hard time finding it. Going to make him work for it.WTF? You're doing it wrong.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Growing up in Dallas, every block had an alley where people would dump their garbage. Alleys (sp?) were glorious places for 7-9 year olds to ride their bikes up and down hunting for treasure and by treasure, I of course mean old smut mags. I was too young and too naive to know why many of the pages were stuck together, so we just assumed it was "garbage juice" combined with the Texas heat that made them glum together.
Also, we once found a spray paint can of silver spray paint and used it to spray our hands and arms silver to play "Robot". Our parents were less than amused.
We don't have alleys in Portland.
Also, we once found a spray paint can of silver spray paint and used it to spray our hands and arms silver to play "Robot". Our parents were less than amused.
We don't have alleys in Portland.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
"Daddy, what kind of magazine is Sluts Eating Ham?"Seems like kids these days would have no need for dad's old fetish mags.Please elaborate. I at least need to get rid of enough so he has a hard time finding it. Going to make him work for it.WTF? You're doing it wrong.
Ribs would be hotter, though.
B-Deep
Footballguy
had you combined those two stories and ended up with robot junk it would have ruled!Growing up in Dallas, every block had an alley where people would dump their garbage. Alleys (sp?) were glorious places for 7-9 year olds to ride their bikes up and down hunting for treasure and by treasure, I of course mean old smut mags. I was too young and too naive to know why many of the pages were stuck together, so we just assumed it was "garbage juice" combined with the Texas heat that made them glum together.Also, we once found a spray paint can of silver spray paint and used it to spray our hands and arms silver to play "Robot". Our parents were less than amused.We don't have alleys in Portland.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Terrible hiding placeI found my Dad's Playboy stash in Kindergarten.Please elaborate. I at least need to get rid of enough so he has a hard time finding it. Going to make him work for it.WTF? You're doing it wrong.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Marvin
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Good to hear bently 
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
When my son was less than a year old, we were staying at my wife's aunt's house in Ohio. Everyone was out shopping or something and my son has an episode where he pretty much stops breathing. He turns all kinds of purple and I am absolutely freaking out. Don't know how to get to any sort of hospital and we call 9-1-1. Of course, by the time the ambulance arrives, he's returned to his natural color and is breathing normally. Nevertheless, we ride on to the hospital and get him checked out. He checks out top of the charts on everything and the doc looks at me like I'm crazy when I describe what happens. Sometimes these anomalies happen and never surface again. I hope the same holds for you and your son.Post-script: Two days later he had an unrelated explosive ####-fest in the middle of the Christmas midnight mass. I think he was just his way of dotting the I.
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