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General Malaise
Footballguy
Not sure I know what this means.
jplvr
Footballguy
Something about a rare earth metals stock.Not sure I know what this means.
Chi-Mo
Footballguy
Who knew that Zach Galifinakis could get Mel Gibson booted off a movie?
jplvr
Footballguy
Mess with the Jews, piss off the Greeks. Who knew?Who knew that Zach Galifinakis could get Mel Gibson booted off a movie?
higgins
Footballguy
I'm not going to pile on if re-igniting that thread simply isn't gonna happen, but if it gets you guys a little closer to Amazing Race, shouldn't you at least consider it?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm game for it, but Shuke is terrified of world's colliding. Any shred of dignity I once had disappeared at my wedding when my aunts persisted on knowing how Sofa, JTC and Charv were. Maybe we should be targeting Jeep here.I'm not going to pile on if re-igniting that thread simply isn't gonna happen, but if it gets you guys a little closer to Amazing Race, shouldn't you at least consider it?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Something about a rare earth metals stock.Not sure I know what this means.
I'm pretty bulled up in uranium right now and think that's the story everybody should be following. Rare Earths make for groovy headlines and we've done quite well with MCP this year, but the uranium story is the one you want to follow right now.
jplvr
Footballguy
I never have watched Amazing Race, but have caught a couple of episodes this year. Maybe the watermelon-face-smash caught my eye. Dunno, but it looks interesting enough.I'm game for it, but Shuke is terrified of world's colliding. Any shred of dignity I once had disappeared at my wedding when my aunts persisted on knowing how Sofa, JTC and Charv were. Maybe we should be targeting Jeep here.I'm not going to pile on if re-igniting that thread simply isn't gonna happen, but if it gets you guys a little closer to Amazing Race, shouldn't you at least consider it?
Al_Czervik
Footballguy
Vs.Well, now that I've gone club seating, there's just no going back now. In order of consumption....
- Smoked Chicken Quesadillas
- Dry rubbe tri-tip, made into fold-overs with dinner rolls avec moutard and horse radish. Also, eaten a la carte on a second pass through, where I was given the delicious end piece by a gorgeous young gal who told me the end piece has 'all the flavor'. I might be in love...
- Salad with lettuce, cucumbers, blue cheese, carrots, croutons, Italian dressing
- 4 deviled eggs
- A hot dog with all the fixings
- Twix Bar
- Popcorn
- Chocolate covered strawberry
- Petite blueberry cheesecake
All in the name of free, brother.
Oh, and I stuffed my pockets with some peanuts and another Twix bar.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Vs.Well, now that I've gone club seating, there's just no going back now. In order of consumption....
- Smoked Chicken Quesadillas
- Dry rubbe tri-tip, made into fold-overs with dinner rolls avec moutard and horse radish. Also, eaten a la carte on a second pass through, where I was given the delicious end piece by a gorgeous young gal who told me the end piece has 'all the flavor'. I might be in love...
- Salad with lettuce, cucumbers, blue cheese, carrots, croutons, Italian dressing
- 4 deviled eggs
- A hot dog with all the fixings
- Twix Bar
- Popcorn
- Chocolate covered strawberry
- Petite blueberry cheesecake
All in the name of free, brother.
Oh, and I stuffed my pockets with some peanuts and another Twix bar.
Talk about a coincident. Too funny that we both had "Twix" in there.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Worlds collided long ago. Some of us just have jobs we need to keep.I'm game for it, but Shuke is terrified of world's colliding. Any shred of dignity I once had disappeared at my wedding when my aunts persisted on knowing how Sofa, JTC and Charv were. Maybe we should be targeting Jeep here.I'm not going to pile on if re-igniting that thread simply isn't gonna happen, but if it gets you guys a little closer to Amazing Race, shouldn't you at least consider it?
SofaKings
Footballguy
Speaking of Domer...
Chi-Mo
Footballguy
I called in a reinforcement from Camp Flapgreen yesterday, and he got a bullet in the helmet as he stepped off the helicopter, so Chi-Mo it is I guess.
General Malaise
Footballguy
ONE MILLION DOLLARS, DOWN????!!11Worlds collided long ago. Some of us just have jobs we need to keep.I'm game for it, but Shuke is terrified of world's colliding. Any shred of dignity I once had disappeared at my wedding when my aunts persisted on knowing how Sofa, JTC and Charv were. Maybe we should be targeting Jeep here.I'm not going to pile on if re-igniting that thread simply isn't gonna happen, but if it gets you guys a little closer to Amazing Race, shouldn't you at least consider it?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Dear Truck-Mo:
I took the Vuvuzela you sent me to work back in June because it was fun to blow it when the world cup was on at the office and because I never wanted my two sons to take hold of it and discover its total awesomeness.
Anyhow, it has been quietly sitting in my desk drawer ever since, save for a few therapeutic blows here and there. However, I recently decided that it would be fun to break it out for my final soccer practice tonight and will tell the boys that if any of the 3 remaining players who have yet to score a goal this season scores, that I will blow the vuvuzela like a Viking raiding an Icelandic village. Can't wait to have that conversation with the opposing coach to alert him of my plan....ah, hell...maybe I should just keep it a total surprise and take the ramifications of 'poor sportsmanship' in stride. I digress.
In any event, I put the vuvuzela in my car yesterday, where it was left unmolested until my sons got home from school today. They instantly saw it and began fighting over it immediately. I took it away and told them it was 'MINE' and we continued on our merry way. Then we got to an intersection where there were a few pedestrians trying to cross. The red light was long and I was growing impatient. Suddenly, it dawned on me that I should open up the sun roof and blow the hell out of my vuvuzela. I think I scared the hell out of the guys trying to cross the street and a neighbor lady raking the leaves was scowling at me pretty fierce.
But man...my boys and I....we were DYING. I haven't seen them laugh that hard in a long long time. My oldes son was in tears. Good shtick, this vuvuzela. Thanks for sending it to me.
In Christ,
GM
I took the Vuvuzela you sent me to work back in June because it was fun to blow it when the world cup was on at the office and because I never wanted my two sons to take hold of it and discover its total awesomeness.
Anyhow, it has been quietly sitting in my desk drawer ever since, save for a few therapeutic blows here and there. However, I recently decided that it would be fun to break it out for my final soccer practice tonight and will tell the boys that if any of the 3 remaining players who have yet to score a goal this season scores, that I will blow the vuvuzela like a Viking raiding an Icelandic village. Can't wait to have that conversation with the opposing coach to alert him of my plan....ah, hell...maybe I should just keep it a total surprise and take the ramifications of 'poor sportsmanship' in stride. I digress.
In any event, I put the vuvuzela in my car yesterday, where it was left unmolested until my sons got home from school today. They instantly saw it and began fighting over it immediately. I took it away and told them it was 'MINE' and we continued on our merry way. Then we got to an intersection where there were a few pedestrians trying to cross. The red light was long and I was growing impatient. Suddenly, it dawned on me that I should open up the sun roof and blow the hell out of my vuvuzela. I think I scared the hell out of the guys trying to cross the street and a neighbor lady raking the leaves was scowling at me pretty fierce.
But man...my boys and I....we were DYING. I haven't seen them laugh that hard in a long long time. My oldes son was in tears. Good shtick, this vuvuzela. Thanks for sending it to me.
In Christ,
GM
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm really stressed out. Having sex 1 time in three weeks is killing me. Seriously, I have acne. I would say that I look like I'm a freshman in high school but I never had acne like this.
So Mrs. SLB gave me a Xanax.
I've never had a Xanax before. Is it similar to a sweet loving?
So Mrs. SLB gave me a Xanax.
I've never had a Xanax before. Is it similar to a sweet loving?
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Would have liked to see this.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
The only time I've taken it was right before my vasectomy. It made me a little tired.What can I expect here?
videoguy505
Footballguy
Crossed something off my bucket list: Watch The Goonies with Corey Feldman.
Chi-Mo
Footballguy
There's really something about blowing a loud horn at unsuspecting people that is hysterical. I think the funniest Jackass skit ever was in the first movie when they went to the golf course with the airhorn. I can watch it right now, knowing exactly what happens, and it puts me in tears.In HS I'd usually get home around the same time the neighborhood bus would drop off, and I often had occasion to slowly crawl up behind a group of about half a dozen 14-15 year olds and just lay on my horn, making them scatter out of the street. It always killed me.Sorry about the Rangers, GB. I was pulling for you guys.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Slept like a cat last night.RudiStein said:The only time I've taken it was right before my vasectomy. It made me a little tired.St. Louis Bob said:RudiStein said:What can I expect here?
The fur balls were disturbing though.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Anything good going on in here lately?
Which one of these do you like best in a survivor pool?
Dallas as home against Jacksonville (Kitna for Dallas and Gerard probably for Jacksonville)
Indy at home against Houston (Probably no Addai, Clark, and Collie for Indy)
Denver against San Fran in London (Troy Smith starting for San Fran)
Dallas as home against Jacksonville (Kitna for Dallas and Gerard probably for Jacksonville)
Indy at home against Houston (Probably no Addai, Clark, and Collie for Indy)
Denver against San Fran in London (Troy Smith starting for San Fran)
videoguy505
Footballguy
Special screening to promote the blu-ray edition. The director was there, Richard Donner, as well as Mouth, Chunk, Data, Rosalita the Maid, and the two Fratelli brothers. Fun.
higgins
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Yeah, I guess I'd go Dallas out of that mess.
Chi-Mo
Footballguy
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
Head tilted at an awkward angle with your paw over your eyes? Or on top of my t-shirts on the shelf in my armoire?Slept like a cat last night. <_<RudiStein said:The only time I've taken it was right before my vasectomy. It made me a little tired.St. Louis Bob said:RudiStein said:What can I expect here?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
AwesomeSpecial screening to promote the blu-ray edition. The director was there, Richard Donner, as well as Mouth, Chunk, Data, Rosalita the Maid, and the two Fratelli brothers. Fun.
Chi-Mo
Footballguy
Did they include that scene with the octopus?Special screening to promote the blu-ray edition. The director was there, Richard Donner, as well as Mouth, Chunk, Data, Rosalita the Maid, and the two Fratelli brothers. Fun.
videoguy505
Footballguy
Did they include that scene with the octopus?
Screened the original theatrical release. I'll have to check the blu-ray that I got over the weekend, it might have deleted scenes.
Chi-Mo
Footballguy
Did they include that scene with the octopus?
Screened the original theatrical release. I'll have to check the blu-ray that I got over the weekend, it might have deleted scenes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLqpxpvgVsg
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
It's over. 
Tomorrow evening, I get to spend 3 1/2 hours in a car with my parents and my fiancee. We're spending the weekend at my future in-laws' house (who are really cool, for the record). We have food tasting, engagement pictures, meeting with the priest, rehearsal dinner tours and various other crap necessary wedding stuff planned.
Future FIL, Old-Man Bronkowitz and myself will definitely be spending a lot of time at a bar, so I have that going for me. But I already want to punch myself repeatedly in the groin rather than do this.
Tomorrow evening, I get to spend 3 1/2 hours in a car with my parents and my fiancee. We're spending the weekend at my future in-laws' house (who are really cool, for the record). We have food tasting, engagement pictures, meeting with the priest, rehearsal dinner tours and various other crap necessary wedding stuff planned.
Future FIL, Old-Man Bronkowitz and myself will definitely be spending a lot of time at a bar, so I have that going for me. But I already want to punch myself repeatedly in the groin rather than do this.
RudiStein
*Not really a bail bondsman
SuckerIt's over.
Tomorrow evening, I get to spend 3 1/2 hours in a car with my parents and my fiancee. We're spending the weekend at my future in-laws' house (who are really cool, for the record). We have food tasting, engagement pictures, meeting with the priest, rehearsal dinner tours and various other crap necessary wedding stuff planned.
Future FIL, Old-Man Bronkowitz and myself will definitely be spending a lot of time at a bar, so I have that going for me. But I already want to punch myself repeatedly in the groin rather than do this.
That Little Voice
Footballguy
Lucky *******.St. Louis Bob said:
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
you are doing it wrong.It's over.
Tomorrow evening, I get to spend 3 1/2 hours in a car with my parents and my fiancee. We're spending the weekend at my future in-laws' house (who are really cool, for the record). We have food tasting, engagement pictures, meeting with the priest, rehearsal dinner tours and various other crap necessary wedding stuff planned.
Future FIL, Old-Man Bronkowitz and myself will definitely be spending a lot of time at a bar, so I have that going for me. But I already want to punch myself repeatedly in the groin rather than do this.
That Little Voice
Footballguy
Just as kindof a FFA PSA there is some pretty serious business going down in the Clint McCance thread. Not really being shticky here..
Uwe Blab
Footballguy
Yeah...that played out rather horribly.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
GET A HELMET
That Little Voice
Footballguy
A little surprised Cliff Clavin (SKribbles) hasnt stirred the pot. He had an early post on the same side of the fence as but hasnt said anything after it blew up. I thought he would be all over it.Yeah...that played out rather horribly.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
El Floppo
Footballguy
Did some work for him and his wife years ago- nice people. I had NO idea he did Goonies... that guy is one prolific mofo.
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