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BRONG
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
All my hair's white anyway.
jplvr
Footballguy
I bought one of those nose trimmer things too, but haven't noticed any white hairs. It doesn't seem like it works when I'm using it, but then I'm picking boogs for days with hairs involved.
I'm down for loads of fishing trips. June in Oregon with smoking priveledges sounds grand although if I commit to that, I'm afraid Maxwell might find his way here and become incensed I haven't committed to other conrnholes he's suggested. Let me know when something has been finalized. I'm fairly sure my finances will finally be in order by then.
I'm down for loads of fishing trips. June in Oregon with smoking priveledges sounds grand although if I commit to that, I'm afraid Maxwell might find his way here and become incensed I haven't committed to other conrnholes he's suggested. Let me know when something has been finalized. I'm fairly sure my finances will finally be in order by then.
BRONG
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Since we're getting into some gambling talk, check this out. I have a sizable chunk on Matt Cain under 13 1/2 wins on the season. He's at 12. I have the same chunk of change on the Giants under 88 1/2 wins on the season. They're at 84, with 6 remaining. 3 of those at home against Colorado who they just swept at Colorado. Colorado has completely quit and is starting AAA players. I expect the Giants to sweep those.
SOOO, not only is Cain going tonight but it's against AZ, of course. This game doesn't get any bigger, for me anyway. And by moving Cain up in the rotation today, he now gets two starts.
Cain's stuff is filthy tonight too, I'm screwed. Only 59 pitches through 5 too. Meanwhile, Saunders has been lucky to only give up 1 so far.
Pray for me.
Beer 5.
SOOO, not only is Cain going tonight but it's against AZ, of course. This game doesn't get any bigger, for me anyway. And by moving Cain up in the rotation today, he now gets two starts.
Cain's stuff is filthy tonight too, I'm screwed. Only 59 pitches through 5 too. Meanwhile, Saunders has been lucky to only give up 1 so far.
Pray for me.
Beer 5.
krista4
Footballguy
jplvr, congrats on the weight loss. 
I highly recommend the "go to Nicaragua and sweat your ### off" program. I've probably lost 15 lbs in two days. Also, I can drink 1-1/2 bottles of wine (and counting) and not feel any effects as I'm just sweating it right out.
We plan to live here, but I'm having a wee bit of trouble right now conceptualizing living in this heat and with all the damn mosquitoes 12 months a year. :(
ETA: I've never so much as smoked a cigarette let alone anything else, and the only thing I've tried starts with E.
I highly recommend the "go to Nicaragua and sweat your ### off" program. I've probably lost 15 lbs in two days. Also, I can drink 1-1/2 bottles of wine (and counting) and not feel any effects as I'm just sweating it right out.
We plan to live here, but I'm having a wee bit of trouble right now conceptualizing living in this heat and with all the damn mosquitoes 12 months a year. :(
ETA: I've never so much as smoked a cigarette let alone anything else, and the only thing I've tried starts with E.
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Notorious T.R.E.
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RAWR! #cougarroar
Notorious T.R.E.
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I gotta take it light tonight because I have a sick kid and 12+ hours of drinking tomorrow. 4 beers and a couple bourbons is all I've had. :(
Notorious T.R.E.
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B. Y. YOU KNOW IT!
Notorious T.R.E.
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Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Has anybody seen that kfc commercial where they ask "what part of the chicken is the nugget? At kfc we make popcorn chicken"?
What part of the chicken is the popcorn?? Dumbest argument by fast food chain ever??
What part of the chicken is the popcorn?? Dumbest argument by fast food chain ever??
McJose
Footballguy
'General Malaise said:
I deleted my tag in that photo. I look like way too much like a sicko. I've known those girls since they were born. 3 of them are my bro-in-law's nieces (his brother's kids). Very sweet girls.One of them is 18 and absolutely beautiful. Just stunning...and not in a pervy way.I know a couple of other people took pics of us together and I hope somebody posts one that doesn't make me look like Roman Polanski. The main point was that they put on those Bears t-shirts for the reception and I was wearing a navy and orange tie.
charvik
Footballguy
Just need to invite Ken. He'll cook for us all weekend anyway, so that rules.
BRONG
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I hate them more than anything. Had to learn how to live with them 24 hours a day. I've basically learned every possible way to limit their invasions. Even down to duck-taping my screens. I can have the door open for 5 seconds and they'll get in. They smell me a mile away. I welt up like crazy even if I kill them a split second after their proboscis lances me. I'd almost trade a bee sting for them. They almost killed me in Peru one time, those ####ers. I wish I was one of those people they don't really like.'krista4 said:
BRONG
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I feel dirty but so be it. Whoever said CF didn't take advantage in the first half was right.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I tried to use that picture earlier, but I couldn't because you were in it. I'm not sure if that's a compliment to you or not.'General Malaise said:
I know a couple of other people took pics of us together and I hope somebody posts one that doesn't make me look like Roman Polanski. The main point was that they put on those Bears t-shirts for the reception and I was wearing a navy and orange tie.
McJose
Footballguy
jesusI tried to use that picture earlier, but I couldn't because you were in it. I'm not sure if that's a compliment to you or not.'General Malaise said:
I know a couple of other people took pics of us together and I hope somebody posts one that doesn't make me look like Roman Polanski. The main point was that they put on those Bears t-shirts for the reception and I was wearing a navy and orange tie.
gamera
Footballguy
I'd rather be lucky than good. Like Jeff Goldblum.
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Can someone post the Polanski shot?
Beer 6
McJose
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
Y'all are both kind of tall too, for a wild hair guy and a Jewish film star.
BRONG
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Haha, fair enough. How about an email or something?Can someone post the Polanski shot?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I need Jered Weaver to throw 2 more pitches.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Took my kid to the park, and ran into a group of 14-16 year olds leaving the park. They were discussing one of the girls' panty size. 
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I don't care if he wins.Go A's.
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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I was wondering where these plays were. :sad:I don't care if he wins.Go A's.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
September is weird. I don't want to take others down with me. I'll keep sending if you want, but just know that the September results should have no bearing on your confidence in me for next season. Weaver WIN.I was wondering where these plays were. :sad:I don't care if he wins.Go A's.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I'll take 'em.September is weird. I don't want to take others down with me. I'll keep sending if you want, but just know that the September results should have no bearing on your confidence in me for next season. Weaver WIN.I was wondering where these plays were. :sad:I don't care if he wins.Go A's.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Consider it done. FYI - basically even for this month after killing it all year. Buyer beware.I'll take 'em.September is weird. I don't want to take others down with me. I'll keep sending if you want, but just know that the September results should have no bearing on your confidence in me for next season. Weaver WIN.I was wondering where these plays were. :sad:I don't care if he wins.Go A's.
krista4
Footballguy
, except for the nearly dying in Peru.How do we become the people they don't like? Should we take up Werewolf? Become mimes? Mr. krista claims that they like people with more iron in their blood, and I'm generally a vegetarian. 
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
In for GMHole 2012
krista4
Footballguy
I kind of skipped over a lot of it, but I think I saw June 2012 and fishing. Are ######s allowed? What if I bring a penis with me to balance it out?
charvik
Footballguy
Gadzooks
Footballguy
This will be needed because we'd be short one if Frosty attends.
BRONG
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
This whole fishing trip was funny #### initially but I could actually swing it next week sometime. Looks like I'll be in the bay area Friday night so I could do it before or after. Love to fish and I just happen to have the week(s) off. Are you kidding me, fishing with cosjobs in our new :moneypants: ??? Let's do this, it would be hilarious.
Also, MoP just called me and said he wants to go so that's a plus.
Also, MoP just called me and said he wants to go so that's a plus.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I'll supply the chains and cinder blocks.This whole fishing trip was funny #### initially but I could actually swing it next week sometime. Looks like I'll be in the bay area Friday night so I could do it before or after. Love to fish and I just happen to have the week(s) off. Are you kidding me, fishing with cosjobs in our new :moneypants: ??? Let's do this, it would be hilarious.Also, MoP just called me and said he wants to go so that's a plus.
charvik
Footballguy
whoa...June 2012 sounds doable, not going to be able to swing next week.This whole fishing trip was funny #### initially but I could actually swing it next week sometime. Looks like I'll be in the bay area Friday night so I could do it before or after. Love to fish and I just happen to have the week(s) off. Are you kidding me, fishing with cosjobs in our new :moneypants: ??? Let's do this, it would be hilarious.
Also, MoP just called me and said he wants to go so that's a plus.
ETA: As long as it's after the end of the SCPO of course.
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charvik
Footballguy
fine by me, as long as we're not talking felines...
JbizzleMan
Footballguy
So....what does it mean exactly in a long distance relationship that you're allowed to date other people, but you must "keep it clean?"
commisholio
Come out with your pants down!
I'd try to convince my wife that I should go fishing with a bunch of guys I iknow if there's room for one more.
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