JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
AmosMoses = JoeTright?
AmosMoses = JoeTright?
No idea what this means.Roll set 1 Die rolls: 833 Roll subtotal: 833 Roll total: 833
So this is a shuke alias?No idea what this means.Roll set 1 Die rolls: 833 Roll subtotal: 833 Roll total: 833
So this is a shuke alias?No idea what this means.Roll set 1 Die rolls: 833 Roll subtotal: 833 Roll total: 833
I think it means I'm getting Albert Pujols.No idea what this means.Roll set 1 Die rolls: 833 Roll subtotal: 833 Roll total: 833
1000 sided die? Assuming this is a 12 man league, statistics say that you are more likely to have the 3rd pick.I think it means I'm getting Albert Pujols.No idea what this means.Roll set 1 Die rolls: 833 Roll subtotal: 833 Roll total: 833
1000 sided die? Assuming this is a 12 man league, statistics say that you are more likely to have the 3rd pick.I think it means I'm getting Albert Pujols.No idea what this means.Roll set 1 Die rolls: 833 Roll subtotal: 833 Roll total: 833
I honestly don't know. Who's the #1 pick this year? Miggy? HanRam? Josh Hamiltanked?would Pujols go higher than the 3rd pick?
'St. Louis Bob said:HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
Starts at 19 secs (Best link I could find)Preface> what follows is nerdy to the extreme. Lit-dork nerdy. Academic nerdy. Not cool video game or internet nerdy. I'm telling it only to make Guster and Gadzook's tales of love look that much better.
Story> Oh man I want to rail this Sexy Prof.
Today we're covering Little Red Riding Hood from a Jungian perspective - archetypes and all that noise. She lectures about how Red's red cape is a symbol of sexual transition (the start of menstruation, or as Homer calls it, "play ball!"). So in a way it means feminine sexuality. We also cover how there's two male types in these tales: the Big Bad Wolf, who's a highly sexualized predator, and The Hunter, who's the good guy who saves the day. Men tend to be both to whatever degree.
So I notice Sexy Prof is wearing a red jacket today. After her lecture I go down and say, "Ok, I don't want you to think I'm a wolf, but I have to know...your red jacket, that a conscious or unconscious decision?"
She smiles and says, "One: you are totally a wolf. And two: a very conscious decision."
We laugh. I say I'm not a wolf. She insists that I am. I say ok but I'm only part wolf and I'm conscious of it. She smiles. The other TAs shift uncomfortably. The thermostat explodes in the background.
This is hot stuff, people. You can learn a lot from English nerd flirting techniques.
Thank you.Holy crap. Just got to see and feel 4 boobs simultaneously. 2 are fake, but spectacular, and the other 2 are bedazzled. Going to go buy Mexican pharmaceuticals now.
Yes! Yes! (I love how she's wearing red too.)Preface> what follows is nerdy to the extreme. Lit-dork nerdy. Academic nerdy. Not cool video game or internet nerdy. I'm telling it only to make Guster and Gadzook's tales of love look that much better.
Story> Oh man I want to rail this Sexy Prof.
Today we're covering Little Red Riding Hood from a Jungian perspective - archetypes and all that noise. She lectures about how Red's red cape is a symbol of sexual transition (the start of menstruation, or as Homer calls it, "play ball!"). So in a way it means feminine sexuality. We also cover how there's two male types in these tales: the Big Bad Wolf, who's a highly sexualized predator, and The Hunter, who's the good guy who saves the day. Men tend to be both to whatever degree.
So I notice Sexy Prof is wearing a red jacket today. After her lecture I go down and say, "Ok, I don't want you to think I'm a wolf, but I have to know...your red jacket, that a conscious or unconscious decision?"
She smiles and says, "One: you are totally a wolf. And two: a very conscious decision."
We laugh. I say I'm not a wolf. She insists that I am. I say ok but I'm only part wolf and I'm conscious of it. She smiles. The other TAs shift uncomfortably. The thermostat explodes in the background.
This is hot stuff, people. You can learn a lot from English nerd flirting techniques.
This guy's life. I want it.Holy crap. Just got to see and feel 4 boobs simultaneously. 2 are fake, but spectacular, and the other 2 are bedazzled. Going to go buy Mexican pharmaceuticals now.
That is stranger than fiction.Why do people say, "You can't make this stuff up"? Of course, you can. You can make anything up. That's why it's called "made up".
Interests
S'up Whitey? Miss you.I watched the first half at my parents' house as that was the ONLY invite I got for the Superbowl. 39 years old, beautiful wife, two great kids....and yet not one stinking invite to watch the Superbowl. I might as well done the "walk of shame" going into their house where my mom offered us leftovers and argued with my father over the lighting in the den like Frank and Estell Costanza. However, I got a last minute text to go to a buddy's house right before we went over, so we decided to leave at halftime from my parents and go to my buddy's....thus, I was forced to listen to the radio feed in the car.
Peter Frampton?Charv- who's the goalie that also shreds electric guitar ? Heavy metal guy who lives in Jonestown (on lake Travis).
If I had bought one of those $1000 squares in SLB's pool AND had his numbers I would have won $25k.I had 7-8, so if Bradshaw doesn't score that touchdown (and they kick the FG to win) I would have won $400.
I've done that on more than one occasion. Good times.I spent the day yesterday pulling up tack strips and carpet pad staples in about 2000 square feet of house. Came home to a lovely greeting card (with cats!) from Cat Shirt Bob, with a Panera gift card included.
One of these days I'm going to start giving back to this place.
I'm kind of ticked that nobody laughed when I called this guy "Garfunkle".Is there any good reason why the thread about the halftime show is still going? I haven't ventured in there since this morning.
It's pretty terrible. Those little staples are #######s. I have ~ another 300 square feet to go today, and when I finish that, I get to do ceiling sheetrock demo.I've done that on more than one occasion. Good times.I spent the day yesterday pulling up tack strips and carpet pad staples in about 2000 square feet of house. Came home to a lovely greeting card (with cats!) from Cat Shirt Bob, with a Panera gift card included.
One of these days I'm going to start giving back to this place.
I'm not sure what this is exactly but I'm intrigued.Just got back from dinner. Going to play shot glass roulette in the bath.
If I had bought one of those $1000 squares in SLB's pool AND had his numbers I would have won $25k.I had 7-8, so if Bradshaw doesn't score that touchdown (and they kick the FG to win) I would have won $400.
Happy BirthdayI spent the day yesterday pulling up tack strips and carpet pad staples in about 2000 square feet of house. Came home to a lovely greeting card (with cats!) from Cat Shirt Bob, with a Panera gift card included. One of these days I'm going to start giving back to this place.
I keep envisioning some sort of ring-toss type game.I really wish I wasn't.I'm not sure what this is exactly but I'm intrigued.Just got back from dinner. Going to play shot glass roulette in the bath.
Yeah, sounds like it. T&P, GB. You poor *******.My innernets has been down at my house since last night which means I needed to be in the office first things this morning. That isn't so bad but I REALLY needed to get my walk in. That was a rough weekend....
Huh, I was imagining Megan & Brittany exploring each others bodies.I keep envisioning some sort of ring-toss type game.I really wish I wasn't.I'm not sure what this is exactly but I'm intrigued.Just got back from dinner. Going to play shot glass roulette in the bath.
I did find out this morning that we were paid for our square already. That makes me happy.Yeah, sounds like it. T&P, GB. You poor *******.My innernets has been down at my house since last night which means I needed to be in the office first things this morning. That isn't so bad but I REALLY needed to get my walk in. That was a rough weekend....
Sorry you are having trouble carrying home all that money you won gb.My innernets has been down at my house since last night which means I needed to be in the office first things this morning. That isn't so bad but I REALLY needed to get my walk in. That was a rough weekend....
My linkI did find out this morning that we were paid for our square already. That makes me happy.Yeah, sounds like it. T&P, GB. You poor *******.My innernets has been down at my house since last night which means I needed to be in the office first things this morning. That isn't so bad but I REALLY needed to get my walk in. That was a rough weekend....
I liked SLB's version better, too.doesn't see very bath-friendly.
Poker wasn't kind to me. I started off on fire again and was ready to put another guy out when my luck changed. I hung in there but couldn't mount a comeback. Around 9pm I lost a $500+ post with a 3's over A's FH to a 6's over A's FH. I don't even remember what game we were playing. I started hitting the magic cookies pretty hard after that.Sorry you are having trouble carrying home all that money you won gb.My innernets has been down at my house since last night which means I needed to be in the office first things this morning. That isn't so bad but I REALLY needed to get my walk in. That was a rough weekend....
cry me a ####### riverPoker wasn't kind to me. I started off on fire again and was ready to put another guy out when my luck changed. I hung in there but couldn't mount a comeback. Around 9pm I lost a $500+ post with a 3's over A's FH to a 6's over A's FH. I don't even remember what game we were playing. I started hitting the magic cookies pretty hard after that.Sorry you are having trouble carrying home all that money you won gb.My innernets has been down at my house since last night which means I needed to be in the office first things this morning. That isn't so bad but I REALLY needed to get my walk in. That was a rough weekend....
Remember this number was part of The Syndicate, I don't get the whole $25k. I did quite fine on Sunday though all things considered.cry me a ####### riverPoker wasn't kind to me. I started off on fire again and was ready to put another guy out when my luck changed. I hung in there but couldn't mount a comeback. Around 9pm I lost a $500+ post with a 3's over A's FH to a 6's over A's FH. I don't even remember what game we were playing. I started hitting the magic cookies pretty hard after that.Sorry you are having trouble carrying home all that money you won gb.My innernets has been down at my house since last night which means I needed to be in the office first things this morning. That isn't so bad but I REALLY needed to get my walk in. That was a rough weekend....
I guess you didn't get my PM Saturday, telling you to sign me up with the Syndicate.Remember this number was part of The Syndicate, I don't get the whole $25k. I did quite fine on Sunday though all things considered.cry me a ####### riverPoker wasn't kind to me. I started off on fire again and was ready to put another guy out when my luck changed. I hung in there but couldn't mount a comeback. Around 9pm I lost a $500+ post with a 3's over A's FH to a 6's over A's FH. I don't even remember what game we were playing. I started hitting the magic cookies pretty hard after that.Sorry you are having trouble carrying home all that money you won gb.My innernets has been down at my house since last night which means I needed to be in the office first things this morning. That isn't so bad but I REALLY needed to get my walk in. That was a rough weekend....