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General Malaise
Footballguy
Roll set 1
Die rolls: 833
Roll subtotal: 833
Roll total: 833
Die rolls: 833
Roll subtotal: 833
Roll total: 833
Ja'loctopus!
Footballguy
No idea what this means.Roll set 1 Die rolls: 833 Roll subtotal: 833 Roll total: 833
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
So this is a shuke alias?No idea what this means.Roll set 1 Die rolls: 833 Roll subtotal: 833 Roll total: 833
Ja'loctopus!
Footballguy
So this is a shuke alias?No idea what this means.Roll set 1 Die rolls: 833 Roll subtotal: 833 Roll total: 833
General Malaise
Footballguy
I think it means I'm getting Albert Pujols.No idea what this means.Roll set 1 Die rolls: 833 Roll subtotal: 833 Roll total: 833
Drifter
Footballguy
1000 sided die? Assuming this is a 12 man league, statistics say that you are more likely to have the 3rd pick.I think it means I'm getting Albert Pujols.No idea what this means.Roll set 1 Die rolls: 833 Roll subtotal: 833 Roll total: 833
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
1000 sided die? Assuming this is a 12 man league, statistics say that you are more likely to have the 3rd pick.I think it means I'm getting Albert Pujols.No idea what this means.Roll set 1 Die rolls: 833 Roll subtotal: 833 Roll total: 833
would Pujols go higher than the 3rd pick?
Ja'loctopus!
Footballguy
So I've got this student this year. There's nothing really wrong with him but he's just a space-case. 10 minutes ago we had this exchange.
Kid: Mr. Alias?
Me: Yes?
Kid: You know how yesterday everybody celebrated the Super Bowl.
Me: Uh...yeah, sure.
Kid: Well what about that one girl that died?
Me: What girl was that?
Kid: That Hanna girl.
Me: I'm not sure who you're talking about.
Kid:
Me:
Kid:
Me:
Kid:
So I just went on.
It's really windy today. It's not unusual for there to be a fire somewhere. Usually something oil or farming related. Just a couple of minutes after that kid and I had that exchange a fairly strong odor of smoke creeps into the room. Of course ALL the kids notice it and start talking about it. I tell them "There's probably a fire a few miles away and we can smell it because of the wind."
A couple of minutes later a call comes over the PA saying that the same kid as above needed to come to the office. As he's walking out the door he stops and waves me over. I ask him what he needs.
Kid: Do you smell that smoke? It smells like there's a fire somewhere.
Me: We just talke...nevermind. You better hurry up to the office.
Kid: Mr. Alias?
Me: Yes?
Kid: You know how yesterday everybody celebrated the Super Bowl.
Me: Uh...yeah, sure.
Kid: Well what about that one girl that died?
Me: What girl was that?
Kid: That Hanna girl.
Me: I'm not sure who you're talking about.
Kid:
Me:
Kid:
Me:
Kid:
So I just went on.
It's really windy today. It's not unusual for there to be a fire somewhere. Usually something oil or farming related. Just a couple of minutes after that kid and I had that exchange a fairly strong odor of smoke creeps into the room. Of course ALL the kids notice it and start talking about it. I tell them "There's probably a fire a few miles away and we can smell it because of the wind."
A couple of minutes later a call comes over the PA saying that the same kid as above needed to come to the office. As he's walking out the door he stops and waves me over. I ask him what he needs.
Kid: Do you smell that smoke? It smells like there's a fire somewhere.
Me:
We just talke...nevermind. You better hurry up to the office.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I honestly don't know. Who's the #1 pick this year? Miggy? HanRam? Josh Hamiltanked?
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Starts at 19 secs (Best link I could find)Preface> what follows is nerdy to the extreme. Lit-dork nerdy. Academic nerdy. Not cool video game or internet nerdy. I'm telling it only to make Guster and Gadzook's tales of love look that much better.
Story> Oh man I want to rail this Sexy Prof.
Today we're covering Little Red Riding Hood from a Jungian perspective - archetypes and all that noise. She lectures about how Red's red cape is a symbol of sexual transition (the start of menstruation, or as Homer calls it, "play ball!"). So in a way it means feminine sexuality. We also cover how there's two male types in these tales: the Big Bad Wolf, who's a highly sexualized predator, and The Hunter, who's the good guy who saves the day. Men tend to be both to whatever degree.
So I notice Sexy Prof is wearing a red jacket today. After her lecture I go down and say, "Ok, I don't want you to think I'm a wolf, but I have to know...your red jacket, that a conscious or unconscious decision?"
She smiles and says, "One: you are totally a wolf. And two: a very conscious decision."
We laugh. I say I'm not a wolf. She insists that I am. I say ok but I'm only part wolf and I'm conscious of it. She smiles. The other TAs shift uncomfortably. The thermostat explodes in the background.
This is hot stuff, people. You can learn a lot from English nerd flirting techniques.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
WTF is going on here?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Thank you.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Yes! Yes! (I love how she's wearing red too.)Preface> what follows is nerdy to the extreme. Lit-dork nerdy. Academic nerdy. Not cool video game or internet nerdy. I'm telling it only to make Guster and Gadzook's tales of love look that much better.
Story> Oh man I want to rail this Sexy Prof.
Today we're covering Little Red Riding Hood from a Jungian perspective - archetypes and all that noise. She lectures about how Red's red cape is a symbol of sexual transition (the start of menstruation, or as Homer calls it, "play ball!"). So in a way it means feminine sexuality. We also cover how there's two male types in these tales: the Big Bad Wolf, who's a highly sexualized predator, and The Hunter, who's the good guy who saves the day. Men tend to be both to whatever degree.
So I notice Sexy Prof is wearing a red jacket today. After her lecture I go down and say, "Ok, I don't want you to think I'm a wolf, but I have to know...your red jacket, that a conscious or unconscious decision?"
She smiles and says, "One: you are totally a wolf. And two: a very conscious decision."
We laugh. I say I'm not a wolf. She insists that I am. I say ok but I'm only part wolf and I'm conscious of it. She smiles. The other TAs shift uncomfortably. The thermostat explodes in the background.
This is hot stuff, people. You can learn a lot from English nerd flirting techniques.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
This guy's life. I want it.
Ja'loctopus!
Footballguy
That is stranger than fiction.
Hock Meng Tay
Footballguy
Ja'loctopus!
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Interests
Hock Meng Tay
Footballguy
S'up Whitey? Miss you.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Peter Frampton?
Bogart
Footballguy
So, I walk into my climate controlled office, fire up the Keurig for a cup of Newman's Organic Extra Bold while docking my JesusPhone on my desk HD receiver, start up Spotify and listen to the new Dar Williams album. Boot up my computer and post on a message board while my daily reports run. The worst part of my day will be a boring two hour conference call where I get to play Words with Friends, on said JesusPhone, while waiting for my turns to talk. The best part of the day will be the times LOTR girl comes in and playfully flirts in my office.
Meanwhile my Dad at 61 is putting on a knee brace, a week from getting knee replacement surgery, still going to the same job he has had for 30 years where he will log close to 10 miles walking as he does his job as a house manager.
Shoot me in the face if I ever tell my kids how much harder I had to work than they did "back in the day."
Meanwhile my Dad at 61 is putting on a knee brace, a week from getting knee replacement surgery, still going to the same job he has had for 30 years where he will log close to 10 miles walking as he does his job as a house manager.
Shoot me in the face if I ever tell my kids how much harder I had to work than they did "back in the day."
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Ja'loctopus!
Footballguy
I've done that on more than one occasion. Good times.I spent the day yesterday pulling up tack strips and carpet pad staples in about 2000 square feet of house. Came home to a lovely greeting card (with cats!) from Cat Shirt Bob, with a Panera gift card included.
One of these days I'm going to start giving back to this place.
Ja'loctopus!
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
It's pretty terrible. Those little staples are #######s. I have ~ another 300 square feet to go today, and when I finish that, I get to do ceiling sheetrock demo.I've done that on more than one occasion. Good times.I spent the day yesterday pulling up tack strips and carpet pad staples in about 2000 square feet of house. Came home to a lovely greeting card (with cats!) from Cat Shirt Bob, with a Panera gift card included.
One of these days I'm going to start giving back to this place.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm not sure what this is exactly but I'm intrigued.
Happy BirthdayI spent the day yesterday pulling up tack strips and carpet pad staples in about 2000 square feet of house. Came home to a lovely greeting card (with cats!) from Cat Shirt Bob, with a Panera gift card included.
Ja'loctopus!
Footballguy
I keep envisioning some sort of ring-toss type game.I really wish I wasn't.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My innernets has been down at my house since last night which means I needed to be in the office first things this morning. That isn't so bad but I REALLY needed to get my walk in. That was a rough weekend....
Ja'loctopus!
Footballguy
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
Sorry you are having trouble carrying home all that money you won gb.
Ja'loctopus!
Footballguy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I liked SLB's version better, too.doesn't see very bath-friendly.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Poker wasn't kind to me. I started off on fire again and was ready to put another guy out when my luck changed. I hung in there but couldn't mount a comeback. Around 9pm I lost a $500+ post with a 3's over A's FH to a 6's over A's FH. I don't even remember what game we were playing. I started hitting the magic cookies pretty hard after that.
cosjobs
Footballguy
cry me a ####### river
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Remember this number was part of The Syndicate, I don't get the whole $25k. I did quite fine on Sunday though all things considered.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I guess you didn't get my PM Saturday, telling you to sign me up with the Syndicate.
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