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C'mon parents....stopped with the EFFed up names.. (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter HERBERT THE HIPPO
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Irregardless.
You picked two special names out the boys list. The other two were decoys.Yeah....but I gave Taylor my approval.
Why don't you just name the kid "Lance" and get it over with.
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Irregardless.
Hmm.. I never knew TB taught in the 'hood. Who knew.
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Irregardless.
Go with Clyde instead. You've got Clint Eastwood's monkey & our janitor friend. The only thing Gavin's have going for them is one is nailing Gwen Stefani (which in and of itself is outstanding, but he's pulling the weight for all other Gavins out there)
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Irregardless.
While you're probably right, to me they reak of uneducated teenage mom's brought up on hip-hop and Wayans brothers movies.
BuckeyeArt
Footballguy
Certainly everyone here remembers this from a few years ago:http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=148900At the college where my wife works, there were a couple of sisters named Luscious and Precious.
They were the oboxious arrogant beeotch types like Omarosa (speaking of dumb bass names).
That's got to be the all-time worst a parent could do to their kid.
Mik789fl
Footballguy
YES! Good old solid Bible names like Moses,Ezekial,Cain,Solomon,Una,Levi and Sampson. Maybe we can get an amendment passed that states "given names MUST come from the Bible and MUST be a male or female name ONLY". Like you couldn't name your son John James because that's 2 male names and 2 males can't go together.
_4_
Footballguy
Didn't Johnny Cash teach you anything?To you, the names shout "LOOK AT ME....I'M BEING ORIGINAL!!!!
To everyone else it says "HOLY CRAP....THAT POOR KID!!!!
Names I've heard recently:
Duncan :X
Zander :X :X
Jefferson :X :X :X
Sailor
and todays effed up kids name.......
Parsons :X :X :X :X :X Parsons????....WTF????
C
CrossEyed
Guest
I went to high school with one girl named Candy Cane and another named Candy Bahr. Candy had an older brother named Clark.Why do parents do this kind of stuff to their kids?
Aussie Cowboy
Footballguy
Michael Hutchence (INXS) and Paula Yates named their daughter Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily and then they both offed themselves.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
All I have to say here is I meant to say "out of the boys list." Also, talk to my mom. It was down to Bruce, Lance, Julian, and Spencer.You picked two special names out the boys list. The other two were decoys.Yeah....but I gave Taylor my approval.
HERBERT THE HIPPO
REAL Ultimate Power
I'm REALLY trying to like Piper out of respect for Mrs. D.......but I'm losing the battle......"Piper" down?I like the names Payton and Spencer.You picked two special names out the boys list. The other two were decoys.Yeah....but I gave Taylor my approval.
HERBERT THE HIPPO
REAL Ultimate Power
WOW......you had no chance......All I have to say here is I meant to say "out of the boys list." Also, talk to my mom. It was down to Bruce, Lance, Julian, and Spencer.You picked two special names out the boys list. The other two were decoys.Yeah....but I gave Taylor my approval.
HERBERT THE HIPPO
REAL Ultimate Power
Don't worry about the middle name unless the first name is horrible......Lindsay Gavin....... :X
Steven Gavin........
Del Griffith
Footballguy
A few people mentioned the spellings of names. That's what really gets me. There is gonna be a whole generation of women who have to spell their name every time they say it.
Caitlin
Kaitlin
Caitlynne
Kaitlynne
Katelynn
Katelynne
Brittany
Britney
Brittney
Britnee
Brittnee
Lori
Lorie
Lory
Lorey
Lauri
Laurie
Those are just the ones I can think of...
Caitlin
Kaitlin
Caitlynne
Kaitlynne
Katelynn
Katelynne
Brittany
Britney
Brittney
Britnee
Brittnee
Lori
Lorie
Lory
Lorey
Lauri
Laurie
Those are just the ones I can think of...
Kendall
I heart waffles
I have a friend name LeviticusYES! Good old solid Bible names like Moses,Ezekial,Cain,Solomon,Una,Levi and Sampson. Maybe we can get an amendment passed that states "given names MUST come from the Bible and MUST be a male or female name ONLY". Like you couldn't name your son John James because that's 2 male names and 2 males can't go together.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
The main reason I'm still single (other than my hit-or-miss personal hygeine and raging alcoholism) is that I can't find a woman that would allow me to name our son Giusseppe.
Mrs DaVinci
Footballguy
I'm REALLY trying to like Piper out of respect for Mrs. D.......but I'm losing the battle......"Piper" down?I like the names Payton and Spencer.
Just recently I suggested names for a little boy and little girl (set of twins) that were used. Addison is the little girls name and Aiden is the little boys name.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
:golfclap:Well done, good sir."Piper" down?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You could call him Joe, if you must.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Giusseppe Dascenzo would be one badass little cat.O RLY??You could call him Joe, if you must.
And the only bookie in his kindergarten class. 
The Big Guy
Fear the Blitz
I love it, but I would worry for the child, since the Blues Brothers didn't fare too well in the movie with their personal life and all.
e-mom
Footballguy
Anything wrong with this name?All I have to say here is I meant to say "out of the boys list." Also, talk to my mom. It was down to Bruce, Lance, Julian, and Spencer.You picked two special names out the boys list. The other two were decoys.Yeah....but I gave Taylor my approval.
e-mom
Footballguy
This may help.Jacob has been the most used boys name for about 4 years running now. Jacob is like John used to be.I like the names Payton and Spencer.You picked two special names out the boys list. The other two were decoys.Yeah....but I gave Taylor my approval.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Carina...it means "pretty" in Italian. Always thought it would make a good name.Giusseppe Dascenzo would be one badass little cat.O RLY??You could call him Joe, if you must.What if you had a girl?
Mrs DaVinci
Footballguy
Anything wrong with this name?
Shooter McGavin
Down the middle
Some dude is laughing his ### off that he got two porn star names past his wife/gf.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Easy there, ladies. Let's not have a catfight over Homer J's fictional children. No one wants to see you two pulling each others hair, scratching and biting each other, furiously tearing each other's clothes off...and...ummmm...I'm out.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Thanks, but let's all keep praying that I never have a daughter, k?I actually like that name.Carina...it means "pretty" in Italian. Always thought it would make a good name.Giusseppe Dascenzo would be one badass little cat.O RLY??You could call him Joe, if you must.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Oops, there it goes again.
Mrs DaVinci
Footballguy
Similiar to my name.
Mrs DaVinci
Footballguy
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