C'mon parents....stopped with the EFFed up names.. (1 Viewer)

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

To you, the names shout "LOOK AT ME....I'M BEING ORIGINAL!!!!

To everyone else it says "HOLY CRAP....THAT POOR KID!!!!

Names I've heard recently:

Duncan :X

Zander :X :X

Jefferson :X :X :X

Sailor

and todays effed up kids name.......

Parsons :X :X :X :X :X Parsons????....WTF????

 

[MrPhoenix]

My sister in law has decided on:

Choral or Elle for a girl.

Ty for a boy.

Let's hope it's a boy.

 

[bueno]

So what are you saying? That people should stick to names in the Bible?

 

[mojorizin]

This is SO true.

Thats why if I have kids its Joe. Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

I agree with most of those. But Duncan is a traditional name.

My wife and I go through the baby names in the paper once a week just for kicks. Some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

I only gave Duncan one :X for that reason.....

 

[20000]

This is SO true.

Thats why if I have kids its Joe. Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

David is a good name too

 

[TenTimes]

This is SO true.

Thats why if I have kids its Joe. Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

Same here except with Sam

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

This is SO true.

Thats why if I have kids its Joe. Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

David is a good name too

Yeah.....but who names their kid Chase????

 

[bueno]

This is SO true.

Thats why if I have kids its Joe. Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

Good thing you didn't pick George.

 

[bueno]

I blame Frank Zappa

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

So what are you saying? That people should stick to names in the Bible?

Nah.....Bible schmibel....lot's of good non-bible names.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

I blame Frank Zappa

Considering the amount of drugs he was on Considering he didn't do drugs......Moon Unit and Dweezil are as horrible as it gets.....

 

[bueno]

So what are you saying?  That people should stick to names in the Bible?

Nah.....Bible schmibel....lot's of good non-bible names.

For example?

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

So what are you saying? That people should stick to names in the Bible?

Nah.....Bible schmibel....lot's of good non-bible names.

For example?

You're trying to fool me here aren't you????

 

[TenTimes]

I heard "Kayden" at the zoo the other day.

wtf? It was a guys name btw

 

[bueno]

This is SO true. 

Thats why if I have kids its Joe.  Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

David is a good name too

Yeah.....but who names their kid Chase????

Who would name themself "He Hate Me???"

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

I heard "Kayden" at the zoo the other day.

wtf? It was a guys name btw

I think the name you heard was Hayden.....that's one of the "now" names for boys. :X

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I blame Frank Zappa

Considering the amount of drugs he was on......Moon Unit and Dweezil aren't so bad....

Zappa didn't take drugs.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

This is SO true.

Thats why if I have kids its Joe. Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

David is a good name too

Yeah.....but who names their kid Chase????

Who would name themself "He Hate Me???"

Damn good point....

 

[Sigmund Bloom]

I blame Frank Zappa

Considering the amount of drugs he was on......Moon Unit and Dweezil aren't so bad....

for the record, zappa was strictly anti-drug. coffee and cigarettes were his drug of choice.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

I blame Frank Zappa

Considering the amount of drugs he was on......Moon Unit and Dweezil aren't so bad....

Zappa didn't take drugs.

Damn..... I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.

 

[bueno]

So what are you saying?  That people should stick to names in the Bible?

Nah.....Bible schmibel....lot's of good non-bible names.

For example?

You're trying to fool me here aren't you????

I just think this topic has serious legs. We could censor what people name their kids. Then we could work on the various ways Dwyane is misspelled.I think if we sterilize people who give their kids odd names, a whole lot of minorities and Hollywood types will go under the knife though.

 

[Wrigley]

To you, the names shout "LOOK AT ME....I'M BEING ORIGINAL!!!!

To everyone else it says "HOLY CRAP....THAT POOR KID!!!!

Names I've heard recently:

Duncan :X

Zander :X :X

Jefferson :X :X :X

Sailor

and todays effed up kids name.......

Parsons :X :X :X :X :X Parsons????....WTF????

Herbert soooooo original

 

[TenTimes]

Men of the round table- is Kermit a good name for a guy?

 

[bueno]

This is SO true. 

Thats why if I have kids its Joe.  Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

David is a good name too

Yeah.....but who names their kid Chase????

Who would name themself "He Hate Me???"

Damn good point....

Do you really think so?

 

[by_the_sea_wannabe]

My sister in law has decided on:

Choral or Elle for a girl.

Ty for a boy.

Let's hope it's a boy.

whats wrong with Elle ?

 

[PC Load Letter]

So what are you saying? That people should stick to names in the Bible?

Nah.....Bible schmibel....lot's of good non-bible names.

For example?

Mohammed?

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

To you, the names shout "LOOK AT ME....I'M BEING ORIGINAL!!!!

To everyone else it says "HOLY CRAP....THAT POOR KID!!!!

Names I've heard recently:

Duncan :X

Zander :X :X

Jefferson :X :X :X

Sailor

and todays effed up kids name.......

Parsons :X :X :X :X :X Parsons????....WTF????

Herbert soooooo original

That's my point..... :whoosh:

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

This is SO true.

Thats why if I have kids its Joe. Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

David is a good name too

Yeah.....but who names their kid Chase????

Who would name themself "He Hate Me???"

Damn good point....

Do you really think so?

Yes....why saddle youself with a negative word like "hate" in your name? People can learn to hate you all on their own.

 

[bueno]

Men of the round table- is Kermit a good name for a guy?

Compared to Foozie or Gonzo?

 

[TenTimes]

Justin Case...I swear to larryboy I'm not making this up. That's the kid's first and middle names.

shout out to where in the world is carmen sandiego

 

[TenTimes]

Men of the round table- is Kermit a good name for a guy?

Compared to Foozie or Gonzo?

sure.fonzie too.

 

[bueno]

This is SO true. 

Thats why if I have kids its Joe.  Boy or girl, its Joe. Twins, both Joe. Triplets, lots of Joes.

David is a good name too

Yeah.....but who names their kid Chase????

Who would name themself "He Hate Me???"

Damn good point....

Do you really think so?

Yes....why saddle youself with a negative word like "hate" in your name? People can learn to hate you all on their own.

You're right. Damn good point.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Here are some doozies from yesterday's paper:

(first and middle names only)

Derek Brooks...Cappy had a kid?

Cemauri Andrew...huh?

Malachi Deondre...double huh?

Dakota Sage (girl)...sounds like a tumble weed you'd find on the plains

Damien Faith...satanists?

Serenity Ariana...$10 says she gets a stripper pole for her 13th birthday

Marley Kawaii...he's my favorite rastafarina ukelele player

Nadally Judith...Natalie down?

Cerenity Marie...stripper name + misspelling for double word score

Justin Case...I swear to larryboy I'm not making this up. That's the kid's first and middle names.

Where in the paper do you find these....

 

[Nipsey]

I'm naming my kid "Doctor" regardless of sex. That way, when he or she gets paged in a public place, parents will look on in awe of my little fake Doogie.

 

[Wrigley]

I'm changing my middle name to danger.

 

[bueno]

Men of the round table- is Kermit a good name for a guy?

Compared to Foozie or Gonzo?

sure.fonzie too.

His real name was Arthur.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Men of the round table- is Kermit a good name for a guy?

Compared to Foozie or Gonzo?

sure.fonzie too.

His real name was Arthur.

Close to making the list....

 

[bueno]

Here are some doozies from yesterday's paper:

(first and middle names only)

Derek Brooks...Cappy had a kid?

Cemauri Andrew...huh?

Malachi Deondre...double huh?

Dakota Sage (girl)...sounds like a tumble weed you'd find on the plains

Damien Faith...satanists?

Serenity Ariana...$10 says she gets a stripper pole for her 13th birthday

Marley Kawaii...he's my favorite rastafarina ukelele player

Nadally Judith...Natalie down?

Cerenity Marie...stripper name + misspelling for double word score

Justin Case...I swear to larryboy I'm not making this up.  That's the kid's first and middle names.

Where in the paper do you find these....

Who needs the newspaper. Just go to the NFL rosters.

 

[bueno]

Men of the round table- is Kermit a good name for a guy?

Compared to Foozie or Gonzo?

sure.fonzie too.

His real name was Arthur.

Close to making the list....

But Arthur is a normal name.I wish I had had a second son so I could name him Attila - would that be abnormal? Good historic name and all.

 

[bueno]

Here are some doozies from yesterday's paper:

(first and middle names only)

Derek Brooks...Cappy had a kid?

Cemauri Andrew...huh?

Malachi Deondre...double huh?

Dakota Sage (girl)...sounds like a tumble weed you'd find on the plains

Damien Faith...satanists?

Serenity Ariana...$10 says she gets a stripper pole for her 13th birthday

Marley Kawaii...he's my favorite rastafarina ukelele player

Nadally Judith...Natalie down?

Cerenity Marie...stripper name + misspelling for double word score

Justin Case...I swear to larryboy I'm not making this up.  That's the kid's first and middle names.

Where in the paper do you find these....

Once a week they print a list of births. Parents names, weight, length etc. It's always a good read.

Please tell me you don't read the obituaries too.

 

[TenTimes]

Was "Oil Can" a nickname they gave Oil Can Boyd?

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Men of the round table- is Kermit a good name for a guy?

Compared to Foozie or Gonzo?

sure.fonzie too.

His real name was Arthur.

Close to making the list....

But Arthur is a normal name.I wish I had had a second son so I could name him Attila - would that be abnormal? Good historic name and all.

It's normal but there's no need to use it when there are so much better names out there.....

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Names added:

Logan

Carson

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Okay, for your approval:

Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb

Payton

Spencer

Jacob

 

[bueno]

Mrs. B looked over my shoulder and reminded me I have a geologist friend who named his daughters Krista Lynn and Anna Molly....

 

[ShawnRI]

A few months back I was reading the paper and came across the name Landocalrissian. Yes, that was the guy's first name. The article mentioned that he had been arrested for dealing drugs and was under the influence at the time of his arrest. Coincidence? I think not.

If you ask me, this guy has an open and shut child abuse case if he were to sue his parents.

 

[bueno]

Here are some doozies from yesterday's paper:

(first and middle names only)

Derek Brooks...Cappy had a kid?

Cemauri Andrew...huh?

Malachi Deondre...double huh?

Dakota Sage (girl)...sounds like a tumble weed you'd find on the plains

Damien Faith...satanists?

Serenity Ariana...$10 says she gets a stripper pole for her 13th birthday

Marley Kawaii...he's my favorite rastafarina ukelele player

Nadally Judith...Natalie down?

Cerenity Marie...stripper name + misspelling for double word score

Justin Case...I swear to larryboy I'm not making this up.  That's the kid's first and middle names.

Where in the paper do you find these....

Once a week they print a list of births. Parents names, weight, length etc. It's always a good read.

Please tell me you don't read the obituaries too.

I read the obituaries and then get out the phone book and start crossing off names.

Funny, I used to do that with voter lists....

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

A few months back I was reading the paper and came across the name Landocalrissian. Yes, that was the guy's first name. The article mentioned that he had been arrested for dealing drugs and was under the influence at the time of his arrest. Coincidence? I think not.

If you ask me, this guy has an open and shut child abuse case if he were to sue his parents.

That ... is ... awesome.

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

Okay, for your approval:

Girls:

Molly

Taylor

Paige

Ava

Boys:

Caleb...on the fence with this one

Payton

Spencer

Jacob