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C'mon parents....stopped with the EFFed up names.. (2 Viewers)
- Thread starter HERBERT THE HIPPO
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RoarinSonoran
Footballguy
Yeah, great name...right up until she puts on a couple extra pounds.
my middle AND last names are represented within this list. Yes, my name can be a proper sentance wth appropriate punctuation. 
Why not Blimp?The Leprechaun Hunter
Footballguy
I never noticed that until you pointed it out. You're a very wise man, TannerBoyle.Cool. I'm not sure I could give my daughter a "son" name without feeling funny about it for the rest of my life.I like it.
Urlacher54
Footballguy
Caryl Earl (pronounced Karl)Edwina May
Lester Berlin
Betty Jo
The Leprechaun Hunter
Footballguy
Tanner naming one of his kids "Kid #2" is pretty stupid.
The Leprechaun Hunter
Footballguy
Fixed.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
BethLynn
Lowell Hayden (aka "Chub")
Vina Mae (yep!)
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Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I thought of Lowell for my son but there is a town here in MA named Lowell that aint the the type of town you would name someone after. Always liked Beth too
Try Vina Mae for a girl. Never ever heard it before, other than my grandmother.
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Kraft...
Footballguy
My MIL's name is Edrie, everyone calls her EddieI thought of Lowell for my son but there is a town here in MA named Lowell that aint the the type of town you would name someone after. Always liked Beth too
Fred Lane
Footballguy
I haven't gone through this whole thread, so hope nobody brought this name up...
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The Leprechaun Hunter
Footballguy
I apologize to Tanner, I'd rather be known as Kid #2 than the name that one received.
KillerNerd
Footballguy
For some reason around here Blaze is a hot name. There are at least 3-4 boys with that name, and this town isn't that big. WTF? Sounds like an American Gladiator name. I am currently pushing the wife for Nitro if our 1st born is a boy, just to join in on the fun. 
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Blaze Pascal was awesome at the joust.For some reason around here Blaze is a hot name. There are at least 3-4 boys with that name, and this town isn't that big. WTF? Sounds like an American Gladiator name. I am currently pushing the wife for Nitro if our 1st born is a boy, just to join in on the fun.
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
geraldfredonna
clarence (inexplicably known as "pete")
jane
my wife's grandmother was named "flossie mae"
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Quality. Especially ol' Flossie.
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
her mother let her 2 older sisters name her. if my mom had let me do that, my sister would probably be named "optimus prime ####wagon"
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
That is officially in the running for my first born's name. Your name, not Flossie.her mother let her 2 older sisters name her. if my mom had let me do that, my sister would probably be named "optimus prime ####wagon"
If you are going to name your child "Blaze" why go half ### about it? Why not call your child "### fire" instead or "Pissing fire".For some reason around here Blaze is a hot name. There are at least 3-4 boys with that name, and this town isn't that big. WTF? Sounds like an American Gladiator name. I am currently pushing the wife for Nitro if our 1st born is a boy, just to join in on the fun.
Print Is Dead
Footballguy
i dated a girl named ursula in college. she was smoking hot too, surprisingly.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
WampusCat43
Footballguy
My dad's mom (Bessie) had three sisters - Ginny, Bunkie, and Emma Lou. All of 'em teetotalin' Bible-thumpin' Southern Baptists. All lived to be 90+, and outlived their husbands by at least 40 years. (Me, age 8: "Why did they all die so young?" Dad: "They wanted to."
KillerNerd
Footballguy
For whatever reason, I get more annoyed with the people that think they are being clever by spelling the kids' name a ####ed up way. If you want name the kid Moonbeam, so be it, but don't change Fred to Phread and think you are clever. JMO.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Hey, Patrique.
John Paul Jones
Footballguy
Three Grammas?!?
John Paul Jones
Footballguy
Maybe he's, um, endowed.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Besmirch the name of my late grandfather again and I'll find you and make your son a *******.
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John Paul Jones
Footballguy
No offense, man.I had a great-grandfather named Francis Marion (yes, after the Swamp Fox). His wife's name was Eunice.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Okay. We're cool, then. Can I come over tomorrow?
Foosball God
Foos
What's wrong with Foozie?!?!
