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Official Drunk Thread (6 Viewers)
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strykerpks
Footballguy
Does your husband drink too?Coca-Cola Cherry Zero & Smirnoff.
Goldminer1
Footballguy
Hi
strykerpks
Footballguy
I love Sunday drinking
Goldminer1
Footballguy
UNE, UNE..........UNE BECKS!!!!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
safariplanet
Footballguy
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I've had 6-7 pilsner glasses of this stuff and it is making my head hurt.I'm switching to whiskey.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I'm laying even money that this could end up in a trip to the hospital...I've had 6-7 pilsner glasses of this stuff and it is making my head hurt.I'm switching to whiskey.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Holy ####. I don't think it was the subsequent 15 whiskeys I had after the beer but it felt like my stomach was going to explode this morning.I think there a yeast monster living in my bowels and it is really good at making gas.I'm laying even money that this could end up in a trip to the hospital...I've had 6-7 pilsner glasses of this stuff and it is making my head hurt.I'm switching to whiskey.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Bob...settle down
strykerpks
Footballguy
I heard AE sucks ####
:slapithigh:
:####furley:
:slapithigh:
:####furley:
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
I think everytime I qualify for this thread I ask if you have ever been to Oconomowoc or Janesville.I qualify tonight, but I'm not going to ask.
strykerpks
Footballguy
And again, my sis and husband live in OcononononowocPM me if you wanna hammer down
strykerpks
Footballguy
#### it...if you wanna hammer down tell me here
strykerpks
Footballguy
FixedCarthage is ok....for a boondocks type placeEncyclopedia Brown said:
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Hi kids. I'm drunk.
Just thought I'd let you know.
Just thought I'd let you know.
Dr Zoidberg
Footballguy
Im drunk too and im not taking any crap here. No more mr nice guy.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Just a tip, but one thing that might help reduce the amount of crap thrown your way would be to quit starting 5 threads a day.
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
You've been drunk all day.
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
I want to eat your liver like a steak!Hi kids. I'm drunk.Just thought I'd let you know.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
How disturbing.And on that note, I think I'm gonna have to hit Taco Bell after this beer.I want to eat your liver like a steak!Hi kids. I'm drunk.Just thought I'd let you know.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Oh, and I hope you have access to an acetylene torch...a knife just won't get the job done.I want to eat your liver like a steak!Hi kids. I'm drunk.Just thought I'd let you know.
Dr Zoidberg
Footballguy
No i havent been drinking all day. ive been drinking tonight and i see that ALL of you are enemies in disguise. I wont be fooled again.How disturbing.And on that note, I think I'm gonna have to hit Taco Bell after this beer.I want to eat your liver like a steak!Hi kids. I'm drunk.Just thought I'd let you know.
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
Walking?How disturbing.And on that note, I think I'm gonna have to hit Taco Bell after this beer.I want to eat your liver like a steak!Hi kids. I'm drunk.Just thought I'd let you know.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
No. Why would I?Walking?How disturbing.And on that note, I think I'm gonna have to hit Taco Bell after this beer.I want to eat your liver like a steak!Hi kids. I'm drunk.Just thought I'd let you know.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Oh, and you should probably learn how to quote the correct post. HTH.No i havent been drinking all day. ive been drinking tonight and i see that ALL of you are enemies in disguise. I wont be fooled again.How disturbing.And on that note, I think I'm gonna have to hit Taco Bell after this beer.I want to eat your liver like a steak!Hi kids. I'm drunk.Just thought I'd let you know.
Dr Zoidberg
Footballguy
thats alcohol for you lol.Oh, and you should probably learn how to quote the correct post. HTH.No i havent been drinking all day. ive been drinking tonight and i see that ALL of you are enemies in disguise. I wont be fooled again.How disturbing.And on that note, I think I'm gonna have to hit Taco Bell after this beer.I want to eat your liver like a steak!Hi kids. I'm drunk.Just thought I'd let you know.
ArcticEdge
Footballguy
Cab?No. Why would I?Walking?How disturbing.And on that note, I think I'm gonna have to hit Taco Bell after this beer.I want to eat your liver like a steak!Hi kids. I'm drunk.Just thought I'd let you know.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
ArcticEdge said:Cab?Homer J Simpson said:No. Why would I?ArcticEdge said:Walking?Homer J Simpson said:How disturbing.And on that note, I think I'm gonna have to hit Taco Bell after this beer.ArcticEdge said:I want to eat your liver like a steak!Homer J Simpson said:Hi kids. I'm drunk.Just thought I'd let you know.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Half way there
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Dark Matter
Footballguy
####in Hiccups besides them i'm feeling great! 3 big Sierra Nevadas + 8 shots of Jacky D. 
safariplanet
Footballguy
1 1/2 shots of mr mcgillicuttys. lame night. got 2 chicks numbers and neither is talking to me.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Whoa...slow down chief. You got a liver to think aboutPS You're not doing it right
safariplanet
Footballguy
You missed the part where I said it was a lame night. And i made one of the girls lol and am thinking of something witty to say to the other girl.
strykerpks
Footballguy
I shouldn't be asking this but oh well...How the Eff do you go to a party or bar and only have almost 2 shots? Especially on the lamest of nights. Thats when you should drink the most
stryker = case in point
Super King
Footballguy
Hello!
3 pitchers of Rolling Rock, 1 Blue Point Toasted Lager and 6 assorted shots (including a shot of well vodka
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3 pitchers of Rolling Rock, 1 Blue Point Toasted Lager and 6 assorted shots (including a shot of well vodka
)
safariplanet
Footballguy
It was just my friends hanging out with some big girls they picked up playing beer pong in a guy's apartment. The shot was just some guy saying here taste this.oh, andI shouldn't be asking this but oh well...
How the Eff do you go to a party or bar and only have almost 2 shots? Especially on the lamest of nights. Thats when you should drink the most
stryker = case in point
. I just spent the last hour going back and forth with this girl talking about all sorts of dirty stuff.
cowboysin07
Footballguy
too many. tried to diet but it didn't help
3x 90 min dogfishhead
4x yager
1 bottle x grey goose
3x 90 min dogfishhead
4x yager
1 bottle x grey goose
strykerpks
Footballguy
Heh. Alllllllriiiiiiiiiiiight
southeastjerome
Footballguy
just checkin in
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Papa D's birthday + ice cream cake = drunk Homer
Don't ask me why it works out that way, it just does.
Don't ask me why it works out that way, it just does.
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