Homer J Simpson
I don't push
BTW, Papa D is my dad.
Just to clear up any confusion. This is the Drunk thread after all.
Just to clear up any confusion. This is the Drunk thread after all.
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Mr Capicollo
Footballguy
Yeah, that does make things a little clearer.
Mr Capicollo
Footballguy
I've had 10 beers or so. I'm watching Three's Company and it seems funny, maybe I've had 12.
Adebisi
Footballguy
Fixed.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I don't like you.
Mr Capicollo
Footballguy
Pretty sure he's on to something.
What ever happened to Kilgore Trout? Blue Onion alias?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I miss Kilgore...he's good people. And the global warming threads just aren't the same without him.
Adebisi
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
I remember "chasing" Homer for the drunk posting title. Now I'm destroying him by 60+ Not sure if I should be proud or not
I dont remember getting home last night. My sister yakked all over the bus she was on. There's mud all over my kitchen floor and all over my jeans. (hint: it snowed yesterday...there shouldn't be mud anywhere)
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Well, if I'm gonna lose, I might as well lose to the best.strykerpks said:I remember "chasing" Homer for the drunk posting title. Now I'm destroying him by 60+ Not sure if I should be proud or notMr Capicollo said:I dont remember getting home last night. My sister yakked all over the bus she was on. There's mud all over my kitchen floor and all over my jeans. (hint: it snowed yesterday...there shouldn't be mud anywhere)
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I think I'm still drunk from Saturday. Oof.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
####in lightweight.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I'm pretty sure he went to medical school.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I thought that was the chick from Top Gun?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I drank like a Viking for 10 hours straight. Back, off, Chachi!
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Ryan Longwell?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
artyboat:
Goldminer1
Footballguy
I'm teetering on the brink.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
SMASHED!!!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
This is an outstanding posting, btw.titty sprinklesheywood j blowmeyvagballsballsacballsackpoontangponannytig ol bittieshappy endingspoogejizzjizzingpoon drippingsyeah I am drunk
strykerpks
Footballguy
Put in a 12er at work...about to put down a 12er at home 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Can't you just let me have the spotlight for a few minutes?Put in a 12er at work...about to put down a 12er at home
strykerpks
Footballguy
:crackesopenfirstbeer:You got time GBCan't you just let me have the spotlight for a few minutes?Put in a 12er at work...about to put down a 12er at home
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
WHEEE! THA SPOTLIGHTE IS MINE!!!!11!!!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
eleven
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Not sure what to do here.
Thinking about making some burritos though.
Thinking about making some burritos though.
strykerpks
Footballguy
You're doing the Lords work in here GBNot sure what to do here.Thinking about making some burritos though.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
mmmmmm...burritos....You're doing the Lords work in here GBNot sure what to do here.Thinking about making some burritos though.
mr. furley
Footballguy
chat down... you swarthy sonofa#####?mmmmmm...burritos....You're doing the Lords work in here GBNot sure what to do here.Thinking about making some burritos though.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I really am swarthy.chat down... you swarthy sonofa#####?mmmmmm...burritos....You're doing the Lords work in here GBNot sure what to do here.Thinking about making some burritos though.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Spotlight fadingI really am swarthy.chat down... you swarthy sonofa#####?mmmmmm...burritos....You're doing the Lords work in here GBNot sure what to do here.Thinking about making some burritos though.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Shut it down.Spotlight fadingI really am swarthy.chat down... you swarthy sonofa#####?mmmmmm...burritos....You're doing the Lords work in here GBNot sure what to do here.Thinking about making some burritos though.
Goldminer1
Footballguy
In
strykerpks
Footballguy
Moving up the drunk draft boards.In
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
He's been doing quite well recently.Moving up the drunk draft boards.In
strykerpks
Footballguy
Spectacular efforts as of late. We just need him to start bringing the funny a bit more and his value will skyrocketDefinitely a low risk, high reward in '09ETA 12er goneHe's been doing quite well recently.Moving up the drunk draft boards.In
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Goldminer1
Footballguy
I'm excited about my supposed upside in the upcoming draft. I'm just ready to make an impact on a team, take it binge by binge and take our drinking team to the title.
Here is a little something to help my draft stock:
How do you catch a polar bear?
---Cut a hole in the ice and then place peas around the ice hole.
--When the bear bends over to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Here is a little something to help my draft stock:
How do you catch a polar bear?
---Cut a hole in the ice and then place peas around the ice hole.
--When the bear bends over to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Yes, have some.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Super King
Footballguy
white trash bar. cheap drinks. shuffle board. i'm good
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