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P.S. Still haven't voted.

:wall: Me neither....
me either :coffee:
Me either. I am now convinced more than ever that this is a fishing trip. Which basically I don't have a problem with - there has been a ton of entertainment value to this point. But if I'm sending prayers to Steve's unborn child, I want to see sonograms.
:rolleyes: And I want blow-ups of the Steve-esque cleft palate.

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P.S. Still haven't voted.

:lmao: Me neither....
me either :thumbup:
:confused:
You guys are the lucky ones. I voted, but it was so long ago I forget what option I selected.

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For any non-voters who may be waiting for the half time score before officially weighing in:

[69].........Nothing Let it go.

[127].......Go to Counseling.

[80].........Have my wife call this guy to figure out the events.

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OK my update:

No way that kid is mine; I pulled out way early and we WERE standing up for chrissake!

In all seriousness, this is update of MIYH is too good to be true. I tend to agree that it's the Moby Dick of fishing trips.

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In all seriousness, this is update of MIYH is too good to be true. I tend to agree that it's the Moby Dick of fishing trips.

Moby was in that stall too!?!? :thumbup:

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1) I can't believe I read this entire thing...

2) If I *REMEMBER* George is going to be more loyal to his wife... they're ex roommates.

3) The social circle appears to have more social skills then MITYH... not that this is bad, but everyone convienently can't remember details... they all know that for the best outcome and the better of the group... it's better to forget.

4) From everything I've read... you let your wife off the hook and still have a marriage. Which is good.

5) I do believe more happened in the stall. I've always remembered the rule.. if they said they held hands, they kissed. If they said they kissed, they made out... etc. Her initial response.. and crying, from all the women I've had cheat on me... points very much to guilt. Over time she gained confidence in that you didn't know what was going on and that denying memory was working.

6) The way she answered and behaved she knew she was wrong... and she didn't have a choice. But, f she crosses over into the I'm annoyed ... because you let me off the hook, but won't let it die ... I understand being pissed.

7) Calling Steve behind your back.. and having this conversation is easily an act. Even if they weren't discussing the truth. Highly social aware people know what's going on... and it's almost like a drama theater playing out. She might have called Steve and said.. Steve I don't remember anything.. ( her and him full well knowing she does )... social aware people seem to play this game to direct outcomes in life.

8) There is now a baby involved. Congrats on your 3rd child. I won't go into the math on this one... and suffice to say I hope the child is in excellent health.

9) You need to evaluate your life... and consider the way you and your wife are communicating. You seem to be... is it equal? Are you really listening.. not to just what someone is saying or what words you want to put in their mouth. But, what their body language and your gut instinct is telling you? You need to work on this... and your wife too. I would draw some lines and find some quality friends. Sometimes it's just time to grow up. Obviously you were invited into this group at one time.. or at least were more of a 2nd stage player.

10) So far you've survived. Set a date.. where 1 time a year you and your wife set family goals... and discuss how things are going and where you want to be.. new house, etc... meet on that seriously 2x a year.. and have 1 day a month where you both sit down and work on the relationship / communication.

Good luck

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1) I can't believe I read this entire thing...

2) If I *REMEMBER* George is going to be more loyal to his wife... they're ex roommates.

3) The social circle appears to have more social skills then MITYH... not that this is bad, but everyone convienently can't remember details... they all know that for the best outcome and the better of the group... it's better to forget.

4) From everything I've read... you let your wife off the hook and still have a marriage. Which is good.

5) I do believe more happened in the stall. I've always remembered the rule.. if they said they held hands, they kissed. If they said they kissed, they made out... etc. Her initial response.. and crying, from all the women I've had cheat on me... points very much to guilt. Over time she gained confidence in that you didn't know what was going on and that denying memory was working.

6) The way she answered and behaved she knew she was wrong... and she didn't have a choice. But, f she crosses over into the I'm annoyed ... because you let me off the hook, but won't let it die ... I understand being pissed.

Good luck

I swear I have alibis dude. BTW; can size?!

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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale

a tale of a fishing trip,

that started from a forest port,

aboard this tiny ship.

The original poster was a mighty author man,

the MITYH brave and sure,

hundreds of FBG set sail that day,

for a five month long tour,

a five month long tour.

The story started getting rough,

the original plot was tossed.

If not for the courage of the fearless author

this fidhing trip would be lost.

this fishing trip would be lost.

The fishing trip ran aground on the shore of this uncharted paternity suit isle

with Campground Steve,

Homewrecker Steve too.

The MITYH and his wife,

a movie star,

General Malaise and gferrell20,

here on TMITYH Isle.

If this *really* isn't a fishing trip then I'm sorry. But this just crossed the line if it isn't.

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:lmao:and all the while it was my marriage that was falling apart.:confused:

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:bag: and all the while it was my marriage that was falling apart. :kicksrock:

What went wrong, GM? Did your wife stop drinking?
that's brutal

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:bag: and all the while it was my marriage that was falling apart. :bag:

What went wrong, GM? Did your wife stop drinking?
:tinfoilhat::):lmao: As funny as that is, the truth is, yeah....sort of. We stopped having fun as a couple and started drifting in different directions. She always waited for me to grow up and I never really did. I'm a great dad, but a horrible husband. So I'm told.

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For any non-voters who may be waiting for the half time score before officially weighing in:[69].........Nothing Let it go.[127].......Go to Counseling. [80].........Have my wife call this guy to figure out the events.

Thanks. I was wondering. I also wonder how many picked option #4 before it was deleted.

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:bag:

and all the while it was my marriage that was falling apart.

:thumbup:

What went wrong, GM? Did your wife stop drinking?
:):rolleyes::lmao:

As funny as that is, the truth is, yeah....sort of. We stopped having fun as a couple and started drifting in different directions. She always waited for me to grow up and I never really did. I'm a great dad, but a horrible husband. So I'm told.

Yeah, I've had friends whose wives told them this. All of them selfish and pathetic attention hoors who can't deal with the fact that their husbands love their children. Most of them walked out on hubby & kids for a boy toy.

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I'll openly admit to being the very same thing GM. I'm a terrible husband and a great father. But I'm ok with that. I can, and have found a new wife. I could find another one if I ever had to or wanted to. I cannot however choose to be someone else's father. I screw that up and it will haunt me for the rest of my life.

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The latest.

Ultrasound went great. Got a 3D pic of the face, very cool. Everything looked good.

She does have one less vessel in the cord then they'd like. However, everything looks normal and they're not too worried about it.

Things looks good.

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The latest.Ultrasound went great. Got a 3D pic of the face, very cool. Everything looked good.She does have one less vessel in the cord then they'd like. However, everything looks normal and they're not too worried about it.Things looks good.

HUGE sigh of relief: We can go back to making fun of you.

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Congrats!

Seeeriously consider getting a paternity test without her knowledge after the baby is born. EVEN IF you say you trust her, do it to either a) remove any doubt or b) get the truth. Personally, I would not be able to move on the way you have. You are a better man than I for it, or have cooked up the greatest fishing trip EVAH!

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The latest.Ultrasound went great. Got a 3D pic of the face, very cool. Everything looked good.She does have one less vessel in the cord then they'd like. However, everything looks normal and they're not too worried about it.Things looks good.

Glad your wife's baby is doing well. ;)

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The latest.Ultrasound went great. Got a 3D pic of the face, very cool. Everything looked good.She does have one less vessel in the cord then they'd like. However, everything looks normal and they're not too worried about it.Things looks good.

HUGE sigh of relief: We can go back to making fun of you.
;)

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The latest.Ultrasound went great. Got a 3D pic of the face, very cool. Everything looked good.She does have one less vessel in the cord then they'd like. However, everything looks normal and they're not too worried about it.Things looks good.

Glad your wife's baby is doing well. ;)

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The latest.Ultrasound went great. Got a 3D pic of the face, very cool. Everything looked good.She does have one less vessel in the cord then they'd like. However, everything looks normal and they're not too worried about it.Things looks good.

Do you intend to do a paternity test after it is born?

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The latest.

Ultrasound went great. Got a 3D pic of the face, very cool. Everything looked good.

She does have one less vessel in the cord then they'd like. However, everything looks normal and they're not too worried about it.

Things looks good.

Glad your wife's baby is doing well. ;)

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The latest.Ultrasound went great. Got a 3D pic of the face, very cool. Everything looked good.She does have one less vessel in the cord then they'd like. However, everything looks normal and they're not too worried about it.Things looks good.

Hooray!By the way, have you tried checking the phone and e-mail records?

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The latest.Ultrasound went great. Got a 3D pic of the face, very cool. Everything looked good.She does have one less vessel in the cord then they'd like. However, everything looks normal and they're not too worried about it.Things looks good.

Do you intend to do a paternity test after it is born?
very :rolleyes:

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How's your wife and my kid?

Signed... Steve

Seriously, well done. Doesn't your state have a catch limit though?

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congrats on the good news about the baby!

I am so happy this thread has new legs! cant wait for the paternity test!

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The latest.Ultrasound went great. Got a 3D pic of the face, very cool. Everything looked good.She does have one less vessel in the cord then they'd like. However, everything looks normal and they're not too worried about it.Things looks good.

Do you intend to do a paternity test after it is born?
very :thumbup:
Haven't made a decision on this one yet. If I don't do it, there will be small nagging feeling that may last my entire life. It won't consume me, and it won't affect my relationship with child #3. However, If I do it and it turns out it's not mine, would I abandon the kid? Knowing Steve, I don't think he'd jump right in and take responsiblity for this. So the one who really ends paying the price if I walk is the kid. It'd be tough to walk away. A

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The latest.

Ultrasound went great. Got a 3D pic of the face, very cool. Everything looked good.

She does have one less vessel in the cord then they'd like. However, everything looks normal and they're not too worried about it.

Things looks good.

Do you intend to do a paternity test after it is born?
very :thumbup:
Haven't made a decision on this one yet. If I don't do it, there will be small nagging feeling that may last my entire life. It won't consume me, and it won't affect my relationship with child #3. However, If I do it and it turns out it's not mine, would I abandon the kid? Knowing Steve, I don't think he'd jump right in and take responsiblity for this. So the one who really ends paying the price if I walk is the kid. It'd be tough to walk away. A
Please dude... tell me you aren't serious with this. How in the world is your wife getting pregnant with another dude's baby not enough for you to walk away? You must be joking man.

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Ultrasound went great. Got a 3D pic of the face, very cool. Everything looked good.

She does have one less vessel in the cord then they'd like. However, everything looks normal and they're not too worried about it.

Things looks good.

Do you intend to do a paternity test after it is born?
very :thumbup:
Haven't made a decision on this one yet. If I don't do it, there will be small nagging feeling that may last my entire life. It won't consume me, and it won't affect my relationship with child #3. However, If I do it and it turns out it's not mine, would I abandon the kid? Knowing Steve, I don't think he'd jump right in and take responsiblity for this. So the one who really ends paying the price if I walk is the kid. It'd be tough to walk away. A
Please dude... tell me you aren't serious with this. How in the world is your wife getting pregnant with another dude's baby not enough for you to walk away? You must be joking man.
From the kid I mean. I should walk to let him grow up without a father? Without a family unit? Just because the 'real' father is a jackass? I would expect most men to step up and take responsibility. I don't expect that to be the case here.

Regardless, I'm pretty convinced I have nothing to worry about. It is an interesting hypothetical though.

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From the kid I mean. I should walk to let him grow up without a father? Without a family unit? Just because the 'real' father is a jackass? I would expect most men to step up and take responsibility. I don't expect that to be the case here.Regardless, I'm pretty convinced I have nothing to worry about. It is an interesting hypothetical though.

:lmao: at anyone who doesn't know this is a :fishing: trip when the OP considers the possibility of his wife having an illegitimate child to be "an interesting hypothetical".

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Ultrasound went great. Got a 3D pic of the face, very cool. Everything looked good.

She does have one less vessel in the cord then they'd like. However, everything looks normal and they're not too worried about it.

Things looks good.

Do you intend to do a paternity test after it is born?
very :fishing:
Haven't made a decision on this one yet. If I don't do it, there will be small nagging feeling that may last my entire life. It won't consume me, and it won't affect my relationship with child #3. However, If I do it and it turns out it's not mine, would I abandon the kid? Knowing Steve, I don't think he'd jump right in and take responsiblity for this. So the one who really ends paying the price if I walk is the kid. It'd be tough to walk away. A
Please dude... tell me you aren't serious with this. How in the world is your wife getting pregnant with another dude's baby not enough for you to walk away? You must be joking man.
From the kid I mean. I should walk to let him grow up without a father? Without a family unit? Just because the 'real' father is a jackass? I would expect most men to step up and take responsibility. I don't expect that to be the case here.

Regardless, I'm pretty convinced I have nothing to worry about. It is an interesting hypothetical though.

I don't know that I could ever consider raising a child that my wife gave birth to because the guy she cheated on me with to get pregnant isn't a good enough father. That takes a whole different breed of human.

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From the kid I mean. I should walk to let him grow up without a father? Without a family unit? Just because the 'real' father is a jackass? I would expect most men to step up and take responsibility. I don't expect that to be the case here.Regardless, I'm pretty convinced I have nothing to worry about. It is an interesting hypothetical though.

:rolleyes: at anyone who doesn't know this is a :ph34r: trip when the OP considers the possibility of his wife having an illegitimate child to be "an interesting hypothetical".
OK dude. Whatever. The point is I'm about 99% sure I have nothing to worry about here, so think you're off base with your comments.

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From the kid I mean. I should walk to let him grow up without a father? Without a family unit? Just because the 'real' father is a jackass? I would expect most men to step up and take responsibility. I don't expect that to be the case here.Regardless, I'm pretty convinced I have nothing to worry about. It is an interesting hypothetical though.

:lmao: at anyone who doesn't know this is a :fishing: trip when the OP considers the possibility of his wife having an illegitimate child to be "an interesting hypothetical".
OK dude. Whatever. The point is I'm about 99% sure I have nothing to worry about here, so think you're off base with your comments.
I predict that this thread will be revived when the original poster finds out the baby doesn't look like him at all. In fact it looks like Steve. Sounds like a good plot twist!!!

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Haven't made a decision on this one yet. If I don't do it, there will be small nagging feeling that may last my entire life. It won't consume me, and it won't affect my relationship with child #3. However, If I do it and it turns out it's not mine, would I abandon the kid? Knowing Steve, I don't think he'd jump right in and take responsiblity for this. So the one who really ends paying the price if I walk is the kid. It'd be tough to walk away. A

Tune in next week when Brenda learns that Dylan has been cheating on her with Kelly.

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From the kid I mean. I should walk to let him grow up without a father? Without a family unit? Just because the 'real' father is a jackass? I would expect most men to step up and take responsibility. I don't expect that to be the case here.Regardless, I'm pretty convinced I have nothing to worry about. It is an interesting hypothetical though.

:rolleyes: at anyone who doesn't know this is a :fishing: trip when the OP considers the possibility of his wife having an illegitimate child to be "an interesting hypothetical".
OK dude. Whatever. The point is I'm about 99% sure I have nothing to worry about here, so think you're off base with your comments.
I predict that this thread will be revived when the original poster finds out the baby doesn't look like him at all. In fact it looks like Steve. Sounds like a good plot twist!!!
I quit reading this thread ages ago because of the obvious :lmao: that was going on. So could some please post the cliff notes version ? I feel the need to catch up.

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What does George think about getting a paternity test?

:fishing:He probably already suggested MITYH to do this twice.

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Ultrasound went great. Got a 3D pic of the face, very cool. Everything looked good.

She does have one less vessel in the cord then they'd like. However, everything looks normal and they're not too worried about it.

Things looks good.

Do you intend to do a paternity test after it is born?
very :lmao:
Haven't made a decision on this one yet. If I don't do it, there will be small nagging feeling that may last my entire life. It won't consume me, and it won't affect my relationship with child #3. However, If I do it and it turns out it's not mine, would I abandon the kid? Knowing Steve, I don't think he'd jump right in and take responsiblity for this. So the one who really ends paying the price if I walk is the kid. It'd be tough to walk away. A
Please dude... tell me you aren't serious with this. How in the world is your wife getting pregnant with another dude's baby not enough for you to walk away? You must be joking man.
From the kid I mean. I should walk to let him grow up without a father? Without a family unit? Just because the 'real' father is a jackass? I would expect most men to step up and take responsibility. I don't expect that to be the case here.

Regardless, I'm pretty convinced I have nothing to worry about. It is an interesting hypothetical though.

:shrug: Edited by shadyridr

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From the kid I mean. I should walk to let him grow up without a father? Without a family unit? Just because the 'real' father is a jackass? I would expect most men to step up and take responsibility. I don't expect that to be the case here.Regardless, I'm pretty convinced I have nothing to worry about. It is an interesting hypothetical though.

:lmao: at anyone who doesn't know this is a :lmao: trip when the OP considers the possibility of his wife having an illegitimate child to be "an interesting hypothetical".
OK dude. Whatever. The point is I'm about 99% sure I have nothing to worry about here, so think you're off base with your comments.
Congrats on a great :shrug: trip though... it will be interesting to see what you come up with next. The wife is pregnant 9 months after the original incident was pretty impressive. Seriously: :bow:In concept I hate :rolleyes: trips, and I wish Joe would ban people for them. It's not like real life isn't interesting enough such that people have to concoct fictional stories to keep the FFA interesting.That said, sometimes the :D trips create good conversation about moral dilemmas - and when well done (like this one), they can be entertaining.So carry on... you have legions of FFA readers "hooked" on this saga.:)

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Haven't made a decision on this one yet. If I don't do it, there will be small nagging feeling that may last my entire life. It won't consume me, and it won't affect my relationship with child #3. However, If I do it and it turns out it's not mine, would I abandon the kid? Knowing Steve, I don't think he'd jump right in and take responsiblity for this. So the one who really ends paying the price if I walk is the kid. It'd be tough to walk away. A

Let's say it's not your kid and you let her get away with it, she will do it again. It's like you gave her a free swingers card and your not invited pass. BTW, yes it will consume you when the kid hits his/her teens and says "I HATE YOU DADDY" as they always do.

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