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Junk Kick In A Fistfight? (1 Viewer)
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rockaction
Footballguy
If it's about manly stuff, then maybe not. If he's wielding a weapon, like the methhead I just met up with, then yes, by all means, kick him in the balls.
Forget pull up your dukes, put up or shut up.
Possibly forever.
Forget pull up your dukes, put up or shut up.
Possibly forever.
IC FBGCav
Footballguy
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rockaction
Footballguy
I have had my stuff in people's eyes on the street. They've threatened me with unspeakable things and then start hollering "My eye! My eye!"
#### your eye, where's your weapon?
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I'll punch a ####er in the dolphin if that's what it takes.
Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
If in a fight, fight like an animal.
Joe Summer
Footballguy
Depends on the situation and your goal. Are you drunk at a party and trying to impress a girl or your buddies? If so, then there are no nut punches allowed.
Have you been randomly accosted while walking down a dark alley? If so, do whatever you can to get out alive.
Have you been randomly accosted while walking down a dark alley? If so, do whatever you can to get out alive.
HellToupee
Footballguy
Absolutely. Nut shot should be first
Harry Manback
Footballguy
Did you initiate the fight? Is this a mutually agreed upon scrap with 2 willing parties? If so, no, don't junk kick.
Did you get jumped? Defending someone else? Opponent much bigger? Hell yes, blast his nards.
Did you get jumped? Defending someone else? Opponent much bigger? Hell yes, blast his nards.
lardonastick
Footballguy
Sure, but you need to have your second distract the referee first.
TLEF316
Footballguy
This. Odds me of initiating a fist fight are slim to none. So if someone else starts it, I'm finishing it any way I can.
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Insoxicated
This is where I'm at.
Thankfully my days of settling beefs with people I know via throwing fists is behind me.... so most any altercation I'd end up in would be the latter. And if he he is actually a big threat (via weapon or whatnot) his nards may be blasted literally. As Cav said... I'm too old to #### around with fights.
Ditka Butkus
Footballguy
A more interesting question may be..."Is biting another's nuts during a fight ever ok"?
IC FBGCav
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Any decent adult only gets in a street fight in a situation where it's absolutely necessary. In that situation, you should expect someone to be unconscious or dead at the end. In which case, you don't hold anything back.
Zow
Footballguy
Pretty much. And the odds of a decent adult getting into an actual street fight should be near zero since it would require literally being backed into a corner or perhaps defending somebody else (because if somebody just came at me to come at me I'm just turning and running and calling for the police - I don't give a #### about my "manly" reputation when I know how these situations can play out).
Spin
Footballguy
True story, on NYE last year in downtown Nashville, it was a giant mess. Insanely crowded, to the point you got carried away in waves of people. We had gotten a decent spot to watch Chris Stapleton, but when Kings of Leon came on, the bars on 2nd/broad all emptied and it was insane. So we decided to leave and watch the concert on one of the monitors they had set up. My wife was in front of me, and we were trying to navigate through the sea of people to walk up 2nd. Some random guy apparently was getting annoyed with people bumping into him while he was trying to stand on the side (I can't understate just how many people there were, you had absolutely 0 personal space, and of course, everyone was drunk) and when my wife was being pushed passed him, must have knocked into him as well. This guy turned around and shoved her straight to the ground. He had his back to me because he kind of stepped in between us to push her. So here was this ######, who had just shoved my wife to the ground, with his back to me and legs spread slightly. I kicked that guy as hard as I fcking could, right between the legs, and I played collegiate soccer, and still play in a men's league, so I'd like to think I can kick pretty hard. He went down, his friend that saw it helped my wife up, and started apologizing immediately to keep it from escalating further. We went on our way, and the guy was still on the ground as we moved past.
I voted yes.
I voted yes.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
No, ##### move...
Just know if you do something like that, you better end it - if not you've just given your opponent every reason to fight dirty as #### (nuts, eye gauging, etc.).
Just know if you do something like that, you better end it - if not you've just given your opponent every reason to fight dirty as #### (nuts, eye gauging, etc.).
mr roboto
Footballguy
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
So you'll just stick to hugging Otis'?Apologies that kicking someone in the nuts isn't my my thing
mr roboto
Footballguy
This isn't high school where rep matters. Grown ### dudes shouldn't fight cause it's juvenile. So if I ever find myself in a fight...Apologies that kicking someone in the nuts isn't my my thing
a. some ###-clown brought it to me
b. I don't give two ####s about style points
c. my only objective is to not get hurt myself because I have a wife, kids, and a job
d. the faster he is down the less risk I am in
#### some stupid bro code. You came at me. You're gonna have both your berries halfway into your kidney if need be.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Hopefully you guys are aware that if you are in a fight, it isn't a conversation and some dude isn't just standing there with his legs spread begging to be kicked in the nuts. Your odds are just as good to catch someone on the button.
I'd bet the majority of dudes who go for this move end up failing and then get beaten.
I'd bet the majority of dudes who go for this move end up failing and then get beaten.
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Henry Ford
Footballguy
Hell, I'll rip the ####ing things off his body. If I end up in a fight, something has gone so wrong that I will do literally anything. If I'm fighting some guy on the street, I assume it's either he goes down or my wife is a widow.
Foosball God
Foos
I'm not really a tall person, is it OK if I punch them in the junk?
Henry Ford
Footballguy
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Aren't you in the south? I feel like everyone has a gun down there, wouldn't that serve as a deterrent for getting into a fight anyways.
George Jefferson Airplane
Footballguy
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Anybody here ever actually punched/kicked anyone in the nuts during a fistfight? Anyone ever seen it happen?
I haven't. I mean aside from a totally unexpected cheap shot, it's pretty difficult to deliver a shot to the sack.
I haven't. I mean aside from a totally unexpected cheap shot, it's pretty difficult to deliver a shot to the sack.
MikeIke
Footballguy
I do it all the time here at work, just walking down the hallway. It's not that difficult, and it's a good way to blow off steam.
gianmarco
Footballguy
hagmania
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
"fistfight" 
was trying to find the quote from Martin Amis' London Fields about this... basically what's been said. #### style, as grown-ups not living our life on a school yard, it's about getting the other person down asap. knees, nuts, eyes, throat, nose... whatever it takes.
was trying to find the quote from Martin Amis' London Fields about this... basically what's been said. #### style, as grown-ups not living our life on a school yard, it's about getting the other person down asap. knees, nuts, eyes, throat, nose... whatever it takes.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
jonessed
Footballguy
I've seen a knee. Most fight go close quarters and a knee to the nuts wouldn't be that unexpected or difficult.
mr roboto
Footballguy
Actually most street fights end up as a dance party where neither person really advances, or as an awkward standing-grappling wrestling match. If you are up close like that a knee to the groin is fairly easy.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
I don't know, would you say the areas around you with more guns in people's hands have more violence or less violence generally?
