I think I'm a hat guy. (1 Viewer)

The Busy The Tired

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #1

So I made an observation sometime last week that all the guys with the hottest babes at the bar wore hats.

So I decided to say "screw it" and wore a hat out to the bar. Oh my god! It was like I was a different person. Girls were approaching me, laughing at my jokes, smiling.

Made out with two different girls, got a number. It was crazy. I think I'm a hat guy. ?

 

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ProstheticRGK

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #2

"Nothing covers up a bunch of personality flaws as well as some flashy accessories."

-Corey Feldman

 

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Ditka Butkus

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #3

It's the country bad boy effect.. 

 

xulf

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #4

What kind of hat are we talking about?

 

ClownCausedChaos2

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #5

They were laughing at your hat, moron.

 

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Ditkaless Wonders

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #6

xulf said:

What kind of hat are we talking about?

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I'm guessing Fez, though sombreros compliment just about any look as well.

 

Standing Hampton

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #7

Let me guess.  Pair that with a beard and skinny jeans, maybe a well placed tattoo?  Quite the ensemble.  

 

bostonfred

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #8

Hats, cat shirts, beards, whatever

 

Ramsay Hunt Experience

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #9

Always worked for these guys.

 

ShamrockPride

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #10

Definitely an Em alias.

 

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Ditkaless Wonders

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #11

Ramsay Hunt Experience said:

Always worked for these guys.

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Is the guy second in line from the right Ben Stiller?

 

Ramsay Hunt Experience

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #12

Ditkaless Wonders said:

Is the guy second in line from the right Ben Stiller?

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I like how you identify him by position.  Because there's really no better way to identify which Village Person you're talking about. 

 

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Ditkaless Wonders

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #13

Ramsay Hunt Experience said:

I like how you identify him by position.  Because there's really no better way to identify which Village Person you're talking about. 

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Great point.  I'm still waking up.

 

wikkidpissah

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #14

2017 has already been proclaimed the Year of the Scarf elsewhere in the forum. Do try and stay caught up...

 

Cjw_55106

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #15

Probably just a regional thing. Around here, you might be referred to as an a.s.s hat

 

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The Busy The Tired

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #16

xulf said:

What kind of hat are we talking about?

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A Hurley brand baseball cap, worn backwards for full effect.

 

msudaisy26

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #17

wikkidpissah said:

2017 has already been proclaimed the Year of the Scarf elsewhere in the forum. Do try and stay caught up...

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The Busy The Tired said:

So I made an observation sometime last week that all the guys with the hottest babes at the bar wore hats.

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He is obviously waaaaaay ahead of his time!

 

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jvdesigns2002

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #18

Did you couple the hat with a pair of white Oakleys and a BMW?   Out here in So Cal-----hat+white oakleys+bmw= the typical babe attracting accessories package for attention hungry d-bags.  

 

HellToupee

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #19

wikkidpissah said:

2017 has already been proclaimed the Year of the Scarf elsewhere in the forum. Do try and stay caught up...

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I call mine a muffler , seems more manly to me

 

wikkidpissah

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #20

HellToupee said:

I call mine a muffler , seems more manly to me

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Yeah, that'll put hair on your muff....

 

sports_fan

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #21

This will only work if you have a head to put the hat on

 

HellToupee

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #22

Goorin Brothers hats FTW

 

Zegras11

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #23

They were laughing at the tin foil. 

 

HellToupee

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #24

sports_fan said:

This will only work if you have a head to put the hat on

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you talking Jimmy hat?

 

wikkidpissah

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #25

I wear a Stetson backwards so people think i get a lotta reverse-cowgirl action

 

Dedfin

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #26

I'll take "Things a virgin would say" for $400, Alex

 

hagmania

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #27

10/10 gallon thread

 

El Floppo

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #28

wikkidpissah said:

2017 has already been proclaimed the Year of the Scarf elsewhere in the forum. Do try and stay caught up...

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link

but that counts too.

 

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James Daulton

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #29

I'll bet your hair game isn't strong.

 

The Busy The Tired

Footballguy

• Jan 22, 2017

• #30

James Daulton said:

I'll bet your hair game isn't strong.

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I forgot to get a haircut so it helped out in that respect too.

 

sbonomo

Footballguy

• Jan 23, 2017

• #31

Ditkaless Wonders said:

I'm guessing Fez, though sombreros compliment just about any look as well.

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Lol