Chicago O'hare bathroom toilet seats. What gives? (1 Viewer)

boots11234

Footballguy

• Oct 3, 2017

• #1

Grabbing a connecting flight and had to use the bathroom. Why is it at all the airports I've been to none of them have the auto seat protectors except Chicago?  Seems a good idea yet no one else uses them. Is this some kind of Mob contract for the seats or something?

as an aside, I wish the Mob would have installed vents over the stalls, good lord it smells worse than a chicken rendering plant!!

 

Chemical X

Footballguy

• Oct 3, 2017

• #2

could be italy where toilet seats have been removed.  wa la, problem solved!

 

ex-ghost

Footballguy

• Oct 3, 2017

• #3

Yeah, that was a surprise. 

 

Wrigley

Footballguy

• Oct 3, 2017

• #4

Chicago, where you can take a safe dump....only to get shot outside 

 

Phil Elliott

Footballguy

• Oct 3, 2017

• #5

Everytime I have been there, the stalls are always full. Get status and go in one of the airline lounges

 

Judge Smails

Footballguy

• Oct 3, 2017

• #6

Just tap your feet. You'll soon forget about the plastic

 

kutta

Footballguy

• Oct 4, 2017

• #7

I hate those things. 

 

shuke

Black Ice Skeptic

• Oct 4, 2017

• #8

They're horrible.  They take up like half the toilet seat.

 

Limp Ditka

Footballguy

• Oct 4, 2017

• #9

OMG! I'm at O'Hare like RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!1!!!!

 

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Sinn Fein

Footballguy

• Oct 4, 2017

• #10

Limp Ditka said:

OMG! I'm at O'Hare like RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!1!!!!

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The call is coming from inside the stall....

 

Don't Noonan

Footballguy

• Oct 4, 2017

• #11

Auto seat protecters?

 

Peak

Footballguy

• Oct 4, 2017

• #12

Just pee on them and go about your way.

 

GregR

Footballguy

• Oct 4, 2017

• #13

Don't Noonan said:

Auto seat protecters?

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Yeah, you know, like this

 

Leroy Hoard

Footballguy

• Oct 4, 2017

• #14

They need to bring back pay toilets.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a4/4b/14/a44b1439f8f552b7563b57291e9c6876.jpg

 

SWC

Bromigo

• Oct 4, 2017

• #15

i always thought one effective way to have a clean toilet that does not smell bad is to construct a wind tunnel like tube where you have wind blowing at you at cat 5 hurricane force and when you make a numero dos it literally is blown clear of you into a toilet like receptical at the end of the wind tunnel no need to wipe because the powerful wind would get that off and bam no smell thats the old swcer thinking about the box brohans take that to the wind tunnel crapper bank brochachos