⚽ Soccer Match-day Thread (2 Viewers)

[shader]

West Ham.

I guess they want to focus on the league this year so they can qualify for Europe.

 

[Sinn Fein]

West Ham.

I guess they want to focus on the league this year so they can qualify for Europe.

FA should fine them, and ban them from future European competitions.  Embarrassment to the federation.

 

[El Floppo]

FA should fine them, and ban them from future European competitions.  Embarrassment to the federation.

team they lost to sounds like a death rattle.

 

[Sinn Fein]

team they lost to sounds like a death rattle.

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FC Astra Giurgiu: 11th in the Romanian league. No money, sold best players, manager is suspended for betting on football. Owner is in jail.

 

[El Floppo]

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FC Astra Giurgiu: 11th in the Romanian league. No money, sold best players, manager is suspended for betting on football. Owner is in jail.

whoa.

I meant the literal sound of a death rattle... but that works too.

 

[Kafka]

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FC Astra Giurgiu: 11th in the Romanian league. No money, sold best players, manager is suspended for betting on football. Owner is in jail.

You could replace "Romanian" with "Italian", & that statement would still be apropos...oh wait, never mind, they actually won.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

I expect full stats.

Arrived 45 minutes after the start

consumed 2 Two-Hearted ales

first time these boys have played 11v11 on a full field and my analysis is, "we're gonna need more subs." 

 

[CGRdrJoe]

You could replace "Romanian" with "Italian", & that statement would still be apropos...oh wait, never mind, they actually won.

Or Liverpool and it still flows

 

[Sebowski]

I mostly ignore this thread because well that's why I wanted it...

Now Straight to Grappa FC has inspired me. I see me as the #10, Kafka breaking records at the 9, Gdrjoe, well... we'll find a spot for him. The pubs will run dry.

 

[Sebowski]

Fyi I'm typing on my phone on a cot in a New Orleans hotel room. It's going to be a long weekend.

 

[Kafka]

I mostly ignore this thread because well that's why I wanted it...

Now Straight to Grappa FC has inspired me. I see me as the #10, Kafka breaking records at the 9, Gdrjoe, well... we'll find a spot for him. The pubs will run dry.

Gator can be the "non-existent" goalie, drinking Bloody Mary's at the bar, from afar....because GK doesn't matter...this is relevant to the game day thread, no?

 

[Ned]

Arrived 45 minutes after the start

consumed 2 Two-Hearted ales

first time these boys have played 11v11 on a full field and my analysis is, "we're gonna need more subs." 

Don't forget the sweet peppers.

 

[Sebowski]

Gator can be the "non-existent" goalie, drinking Bloody Mary's at the bar, from afar....because GK doesn't matter...this is relevant to the game day thread, no?

RHE can manage. "Alright boys. It's Manhattans this week. And I don't want to see any jack Daniels bull####. I want Templeton Ryes out there you hear me! Templeton Ryes! If we are up late we'll switch it up to Negronis for the last 15. Now get out there and stir! Stir! What the ####, Shader! Are you shaking right now!? Are you shaking that ####### Mahattan!?"

 

[The Gator]

Gator can be the "non-existent" goalie, drinking Bloody Mary's at the bar, from afar....because GK doesn't matter...this is relevant to the game day thread, no?

I'll drink it in front of goal, have you seen @mr. furley play defense? I won't be bothered 

 

[mr. furley]

I'll drink it in front of goal, have you seen @mr. furley play defense? I won't be bothered 

i've got cat quick reflexes, fella

 

[El Floppo]

i've got cat quick reflexes, fella

link

 

[mr. furley]

link

my link

 

[Sinn Fein]

My official prediction is Spurs 0 - Liverpool 8

Spurs will be missing two starters and one corner of the stadium. Liverpool have not lost to Spurs since before @shader knew Liverpool existed. Everyone knows Klopp will be facing the sack if he loses two in a row, and Liverpool usually turn up to play against bigger competition. 

 

[The Gator]

2-2 game

Should be a fun game either way

 

[roadkill1292]

Wait. Bragging rights?

 

[Sinn Fein]

Wait. Bragging rights?

Serious Business

 

[B Maverick]

Which team will get the Moral Victory ?

 

[Sinn Fein]

2-2 game

Should be a fun game either way

For the record - this is my real prediction.  It definitely feels like there will be goals.

Here's hoping Coutinho is recovered in time to play - after the international break 

 

[Sinn Fein]

Which team will get the Moral Victory ?

Obviously the one that is concentrating on the league tm

 

[FreeBaGeL]

This is 5:30am my time so I'll be watching it DVR'd a little later and I swear to god if anyone puts the score of the game in the thread title I'm going to hunt you down.

 

[El Floppo]

This is 5:30am my time so I'll be watching it DVR'd a little later and I swear to god if anyone puts the score of the game in the thread title I'm going to hunt you down.

EST here... I'll be posting scores and whatnot like a mofo.

 

[The Gator]

This is 5:30am my time so I'll be watching it DVR'd a little later and I swear to god if anyone puts the score of the game in the thread title I'm going to hunt you down.

4:30 here, but Friday nights are my "quart of rum, bowl of Grapefruit Kush and Action Bronson and Friends Watch Ancient Aliens". So I'm not usually on this planet at 4:30 am Saturdays

 

[Sinn Fein]

I have @The Gator's number.  I am going to be calling him, not texting, with updates....

 

[Sinn Fein]

Lewandowski Zlataning

Gotta love a bundesliga clip with Spanish announcers...

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Would appreciate if someone could do the math and calculate Klopp's PPG in the event of a loss or draw tomorrow, so I can start tweeting it out shortly after kickoff and get the jump on the other hottakers.

 

[Kafka]

Lewandowski Zlataning

Gotta love a bundesliga clip with Spanish announcers...

The Bundesliga (aka: The Demolition Derby)  is officially underway.

 

[Ned]

Lewandowski Zlataning

Gotta love a bundesliga clip with Spanish announcers...

The Bundesliga (aka: The Demolition Derby)  is officially underway.

That game was embarrassing.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

The Bundesliga (aka: The Demolition Derby)  is officially underway.

what a thriller

 

[Sinn Fein]

That game was embarrassing.

It had Bacon...

 

[gianmarco]

The Bundesliga (aka: The Demolition Derby)  is officially underway.

Have they clinched yet?

 

[El Floppo]

It had Bacon...

 

went 64 in the start... that's great.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

I mostly ignore this thread because well that's why I wanted it...

Now Straight to Grappa FC has inspired me. I see me as the #10, Kafka breaking records at the 9, Gdrjoe, well... we'll find a spot for him. The pubs will run dry.

I'm about to unleash my inner Kagawa and down copious amounts of sake

 

[jonessed]

2:1 Good guys.

 

[Christo]

2:1 Good guys.

Little help?

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Now get out there and stir! Stir! What the ####, Shader! Are you shaking right now!? Are you shaking that ####### Mahattan!?"

Transfer listed. 

 

[The Gator]

My edible gummies are red/gold this time, sign of good things tomorrow imo

 

[Sinn Fein]

Liverpool FC ‏@LFC  22m22 minutes ago

#LFC team to face @SpursOfficial: Mignolet, Clyne, Matip, Lovren, Milner, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Lallana, Mane, Coutinho, Firmino #THFCvLFC

Tottenham Hotspur ‏@SpursOfficial  22m22 minutes ago

#THFC team: Vorm, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose; Dier, Wanyama, Eriksen, Alli, Lamela; Kane (c)

 

[Christo]

Rebecca! 

 

[AAABatteries]

Coutinho should have made it 1-0.  All Spurs since then.

 

[AAABatteries]

Vorm with two great tackles but he better be careful with Mane's pace. Vorm playing well with Lloris out.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Liverpool running them off the pitch for last 20 minutes and should have had PK on rugby tackle in the box.

Cue two quick counters for Spurs any minute.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Well the non-PKs are even now at least.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Game not likely to end with 11 v. 11...

 

[AAABatteries]

Game not likely to end with 11 v. 11...

Hoping for several straight red 

 

[Sinn Fein]

terrible call