⚽ Soccer Match-day Thread (4 Viewers)

[The Gator]

Musa Horny!  Me Lovren Long Time!

 

[CGRdrJoe]

quit being such a Cont e'

 

[roadkill1292]

Payet Forward

For some reason I want to say this to myself in a Teddy KGB voice.

 

[gianmarco]

Musa Horny!  Me Lovren Long Time!

JAN KIRCHHOFF!!!

 

[El Floppo]

Musa Horny!  Me Lovren Long Time!

 

[gianmarco]

I'm sorry, Azpilicueta all over the floor

 

[El Floppo]

the sunderland message board had a thread on januzaj, wiht a general murmur of approval for a song in his honor. 

but also a universal acceptance that sunderland fans couldn't do it.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Defriend or Defoe?

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Oh, Did James Milner Borja?

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

do we just bump all the threads?

Making sure all the soccer threads were always at the top would be good schtick.  Until they nuke us from orbit anyhow.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Another Sane Day

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

This Sturridge is Juuuuust Right!

 

[El Floppo]

Oh Mane, well you came and you gave without taking... but I sent you away, oh Mane.

 

[The Gator]

People should just embrace the soccer nerds, we're pun for everyone 

 

 

[CletiusMaximus]

I'm forever blowing Cristo ...

 

[The Gator]

Can't tell if this is a soccer game or a monster truck rally 

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Mane, That's What I Want

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Benteke Chance On Me!

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Dele Alli Oxen Free!

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

I've got $10 that says RHE read all the Xanth novels.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I've got $10 that says RHE read all the Xanth novels.

I don't know what this means, but it doesn't sound like a compliment.

 

[The Gator]

####

Michele is a RB now? 

#### #### 

 

[B Maverick]

Juan's the Mata with Jose?

 

[El Floppo]

I don't know what this means, but it doesn't sound like a compliment.

brony thing, imo. 

as such, definitely a complement.

 

[The Gator]

Kante got traffic coned by Andy Carrol  

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

I don't know what this means, but it doesn't sound like a compliment.

Xanth was a series of fantasy novels by Piers that were chock-full of puns.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

For our lawyer nerds:

Fellaini Assault

 

[Kafka]

@Kafka is good people imo

Thanks.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

For our lawyer nerds:

Fellaini Assault

Too literal.

 

[Kafka]

I don't know what this means, but it doesn't sound like a compliment.

That's pretty much my response to everything around here.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I feel like I'm still forever chasing the next Lovren & Schurrle.

 

[Kafka]

I feel like I'm still forever chasing the next Lovren & Schurrle.

C'mon man, that's just terrible.  

 

[Brady Marino]

Mane, Mane...so good to me

Mane mornin', you're all scousers hoped you would be.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Klopp, Diop, and Krull

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Wijndalum?  I hardly even know 'em!

 

[The Gator]

Who would win in a three way battle royal?

Marco Verratti, Kante or Peter Dinklage 

 

[Brady Marino]

Get up

Sadio Mane's gonna move his feet

Get down

Coutinho will put you on your seat

*guitar riff*

You gotta lose your mind in Liverpool Klopp City

 

[Brady Marino]

Who would win in a three way battle royal?

Marco Verratti, Kante or Peter Dinklage 

Dinklage will get the Red Viper of Dorne to fight for him.

Advantage: Dinklage

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Coman Feel the Noise

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Hold on, I'm Koeman

 

[Brady Marino]

Fellaini's Got a Gun

 

[Sinn Fein]

Why do Chelsea games always devolve into card-fests?

 

[gianmarco]

Over/under on which week that Costa will miss a game due to yellow card accumulation (10).

I'll set it at Week 11.

 

[gianmarco]

Why do Chelsea games always devolve into card-fests?

That's the Costa doing business with Chelsea.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Over/under on which week that Costa will miss a game due to yellow card accumulation (10).

I'll set it at Week 11.

There is actually one limit at 5...  seems like week 6 for that one.

 

[Brady Marino]

Oh I love a Ranieri night

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

What's That Bolasie?  Timmy's Trapped in a Well?

 

[Brady Marino]

#### JOE GOMEZ AND #### THE ####### TOURE BROTHERS, #### THEM ALL. AYEW BURIED THOSE COCKAROACHES.

-Scarface

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Moyes In The Hood

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Owner of Joe-nly Hart