⚽ Soccer Match-day Thread (6 Viewers)

[ffldrew]

Once again, I’m an idiot. 

It's CONCACAF where bettors go to die

 

[Eephus]

Mo Salah is still pretty good.

Egypt is cruising.

 

[Christo]

Suck on that, T&T!

 

[El Floppo]

Suck on  wet and bumpy that, T&T!

 

[El Floppo]

BOOOOOOOO

 

[El Floppo]

some keystone cops level bad tired passing here.

 

[NewlyRetired]

Rooney scores from Timbuktu distance

https://streamable.com/51mqw

 

[El Floppo]

Rooney scores from Timbuktu distance

https://streamable.com/51mqw

sweeper keepers are the worst.

 

[NewlyRetired]

sweeper keepers are the worst.

sweeper keepers named Brian Rowe are the worst

sweeper keepers named Manuel Neuer are not too shabby

 

[Christo]

It's 2019, why does the ESPN+ feed suck so bad?

 

[Kafka]

It's 2019, why does the ESPN+ feed suck so bad?

More like ESPN-, huh?

 

[Christo]

When did Chis Chelios start coaching Paraguay?

 

[DJackson10]

These Paraguayan need to buy Fernandez their keeper multiple drinks if they win this thing. Balbuena should foot the bill too

 

[Christo]

Great save, Gatito!

 

[DJackson10]

It's 2019, why does the ESPN+ feed suck so bad?

Maybe you got a bad connection mines working fine

 

[Christo]

 

[DJackson10]

For no score this match is exciting!!! Who says Futboll isn't exciting!!!! This is great ####!!!!

 

[Christo]

Why didn't he just shoot????????

 

[Christo]

 

[DJackson10]

This defense needs a round or two on the manager What defending 

 

[DJackson10]

Brazil deserves to lose on Penalties at this rate. So many chances didn't take advantage of but doesn't deflect from the fact Paraguay has had some amazing defending either 

 

[DJackson10]

What in the bloody hell of Brazil is Roberto Firminho doing there? Thats gonna be the new PK GIF 

 

[Christo]

Takes balls to blast a penalty high and hard like that.

 

[DJackson10]

Brazil somehow wins this bizarre exciting thing in the end. I don't know how but they did 

 

[Christo]

Chile team bus late. 20 minute delayed kickoff.

Livin' on South American time! 

 

[Eephus]

Chile team bus late. 20 minute delayed kickoff.

Livin' on South American time! 

Chile's never been much for parking the bus

 

[Christo]

ooh, chile

 

[Christo]

ooh, chile

oh, well

 

[Christo]

Sanchez 

 

[Christo]

Cavani 

 

[Eephus]

Ghana-Cameroon finished in a scoreless draw that was better than the scoreline.  Sunderland legend Asamoah Gyan is still turning out for Ghana.

The Black Stars need a win in their final group game after earning only two points from their first two.

 

[Christo]

Uruguay can't get a break 

 

[Christo]

Ouch, Suarez

 

[Kafka]

Ouch, Suarez

His game just didn't have any bite tonight.

 

[Christo]

His game just didn't have any bite tonight.

Ba, dum, tsssssssssssssssss

 

[Kafka]

Ba, dum, tsssssssssssssssss

 

[Christo]

Oh (no), Canada 

 

[Christo]

¡Vamos los Ticos!

 

[El Floppo]

That was a frenetic half. Some decent quality mixed in at times. 

Everything just at another level relative to the US games so far. Like watching the US France wwc game vs the other quarters.

 

[El Floppo]

...and of course, clamato

 

[Christo]

Suck it, Putos!

 

[El Floppo]

No contact... But yeah.

 

[Jobber]

Hooked his foot. Penalty.

 

[El Floppo]

The dudes on his knees praying during the PK?

 

[El Floppo]

These guys are not messing around with their tackles

 

[El Floppo]

No yellow on guardado for that?!

 

[Christo]

Okay, so which Puto shouldn't have a yellow at this point?

 

[El Floppo]

Hate to say it, but I like this bald side for Mex...Rodriguez?

 

[NewlyRetired]

Wonderful tempo to this Mexico CR game in the second half.

 

[El Floppo]

Wonderful tempo to this Mexico CR game in the second half.

First half was identical. Don't remember seeing a game at this consistent pitch for a while.