I believe you being a fraud is obvious (IMO).
However you have yet to answer the question. What do you want him to say to the fans that would benefit the team in any way??
Exactly. How was that presser supposed to go?
*** "I can't believe Lurie hasn't fired me yet, WHAT A JOKE!"
*** "Of course I don't give you guys much each week, you're idiots."
*** "Where have I been this last month? Hiding out in the islands, balllllllllllin!"
*** "I begged Spags to come back, but he told me I'm a lame duck...so I'm pretending to be happy with Juan"
*** "I can't believe we paid Vick all that money, blame Roseman for that one"
*** "Yes, we intentionally try to sign linebackers that will miss assignments just to see the fans get irate"
*** "I have absolutely on interest in winning the Super Bowl, I'm must collecting a paycheck"
*** "I'm a total fraud, those fistful of division titles and Championship game appearances were all luck...a chimp could do my job"