**2015 MLB Season Thread: This is how the chapter ends (2 Viewers)

[Frostillicus]

Were there triple-headers in the early 80's or am I hallucinating that?

Hallucinating. Seems fun.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I noticed Mesoraco got put on the DL. When did he get hurt?

 

[the moops]

I noticed Mesoraco got put on the DL. When did he get hurt?

like 8 weeks ago

 

[Long Ball Larry]

I noticed Mesoraco got put on the DL. When did he get hurt?

He has been battling the injury for several weeks.

 

[Peyton Marino]

great stuff guys.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Ken O'Brien to Al Toon and Wesley Walker.

 

[Limp Ditka]

at the call they just overturned in the Nats / Cubs game

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Ken O'Brien to Al Toon and Wesley Walker.

Deron Cherry with the conversion safety.

 

[Billy Bats]

Hutchinson with tbe gem. Thats what i envisioned when i drafted ya kid.

 

[Annyong]

Bryant with an absolute bomb after just missing twice earlier in the game

 

[Northern Voice]

I love Josh Donaldson so much.

 

[Raider Nation]

Bryant with an absolute bomb after just missing twice earlier in the game

http://deadspin.com/kris-bryant-nails-top-of-wrigley-scoreboard-with-477-fo-1707099600?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I noticed Mesoraco got put on the DL. When did he get hurt?

like 8 weeks ago

Rhetorical questions are not your strong suit.

 

[Annyong]

Bryant with an absolute bomb after just missing twice earlier in the game

http://deadspin.com/kris-bryant-nails-top-of-wrigley-scoreboard-with-477-fo-1707099600?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

He's been getting booed? No way that's accurate.Edit: removed comma to remove sarcasm

 

[Annyong]

The buy low window on Kershaw (if there was one) has prolly closed

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Are the Braves renting Juan Uribe? Callaspo rejected a trade to the Dodgers? What the #### is going on?

 

[Annyong]

Maybe it was a 3 way and RAJ backed out?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Indians on pace for 800 runs.

 

[Spartans Rule]

Are the Braves renting Juan Uribe? Callaspo rejected a trade to the Dodgers? What the #### is going on?

Trade back on. Apparently Callaspo realized LA is better than DFA.

Still not sure what either team is getting out of this.

 

[cheese]

Are the Braves renting Juan Uribe? Callaspo rejected a trade to the Dodgers? What the #### is going on?

Trade back on. Apparently Callaspo realized LA is better than DFA.

Still not sure what either team is getting out of this.

Guessing he won't avoid the DFA from either side.

Braves didn't want to eat 2 small contracts and DFA terrible vets to get them out of the way? Dodgers don't care and want Uribe out of the way of better players. Lots of addition by subtraction involved.

 

[Dickie Dunn]

So, 11 day games today and the one at Wrigley is not among them?

 

[Annyong]

So, 11 day games today and the one at Wrigley is not among them?

yeah its poppycock

 

[pantagrapher]

Indians on pace for 800 runs.

And of course Moss has the day off. Against a righty, no less.

 

[pantagrapher]

So, 11 day games today and the one at Wrigley is not among them?

Thought that was weird too. Not like they're playing a West Coast team.

 

[Wrigley]

So, 11 day games today and the one at Wrigley is not among them?

yeah its poppycock

Your face is poppycock

Cubs are a far better night hitting team.

Give me more night games

 

[pantagrapher]

So, 11 day games today and the one at Wrigley is not among them?

yeah its poppycock

Your face is poppycock

Cubs are a far better night hitting team.

Give me more night games

Give your mom more night games.

 

[shadyridr]

Theres nothing like your opponents hitter owning your closer two consecutive days (donaldson vs Robertson)

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So, 11 day games today and the one at Wrigley is not among them?

yeah its poppycock

Your face is poppycock

Cubs are a far better night hitting team.

Give me more night games

Give your mom more night games.

To be fair I don't think his mom could handle any more night games, because she's a total whore.

 

[fdas2]

 

[The Man With No Name]

What happened to Kazmir?

 

[Don Quixote]

What happened to Kazmir?

Per Twitter reports, he came out pointing to his shoulder.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

What happened to Kazmir?

Per Twitter reports, he came out pointing to his shoulder.

 

[Wrigley]

If I had feelings, they would be hurt

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Scherzer was ridiculous tonight. The body language of Cubs hitters as they stepped into the box was a sad spectacle. They knew they had no chance.

 

[Annyong]

Scherzer was ridiculous tonight. The body language of Cubs hitters as they stepped into the box was a sad spectacle. They knew they had no chance.

Then he was stomping around after every K like Hulk Hogan. It was something else.

 

[Grahamburn]

Time to call Bryce Harper up to the next level.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Time to call Bryce Harper up to the next level.

Space Jam 2?

 

[Capella]

Heaven?

 

[njherdfan]

Here is the best tweet of the baseball season.

 

[sports_fan]

Pujols just keeps getting worse.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Heaven?

Canada?

 

[sports_fan]

Jon Lester now 0-for-59 at the plate in his career.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Jon Lester now 0-for-59 at the plate in his career.

The NL purists will tell you that it makes the game better, because everyone should see Lester bat. Goes to strategy and all that you know.

 

[Annyong]

Can't I just prefer NL ball?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Can't I just prefer NL ball?

In your face you mean?

 

[Eephus]

Jon Lester now 0-for-59 at the plate in his career.

The NL purists will tell you that it makes the game better, because everyone should see Lester bat. Goes to strategy and all that you know.

Can't get much purer than .000

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I'm middling everywhere this year, but at least I didn't draft Ian Kennedy in any league.

 

[Wrigley]

I'm middling everywhere this year, but at least I didn't draft Ian Kennedy in any league.

I wanted him, glad I didn't get him.

 

[Grahamburn]

Jon Lester now 0-for-59 at the plate in his career.

His stroke actually isn't that bad.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Pujols just keeps getting worse.

what's this now?