2019 Grammys Thread - It can’t be worse than the SB halftime show (2 Viewers)

[Otis]

You know you’re getting old when they keep showing people on the red carpet and I’m like “WHO??”

 

[Otis]

Wtf is a DIPLO?

 

[Otis]

Oh look it’s the world famous dua lipa. 

 

[Otis]

These names are all just made up. 

 

[Otis]

Miley Cyrus talks like she is wearing a retainer. 

 

[DaVinci]

These names are all just made up. 

Aren't all names made up?

 

[eoMMan]

Spending too much time in the office if you don't know Diplo or Dua Lipa.

 

[eoMMan]

So hot.

Wait. I didn't mean that.

 

[Otis]

Florida Georgia Line is a big hit right?  I’ve heard of them. 

 

[Otis]

Dolly Parton has been in a time capsule for like 20 years. 

 

[Otis]

God this music is all so bad. Sort of explains why they got Maroon 5 for the SB. 

 

[eoMMan]

Shawn Mendes just needs to come out already. 

 

[comfortably numb]

Is that dude with the tats one of the insane clown posse guys?

 

[fruity pebbles]

Alicia Keys’ mannerisms annoy me

 

[eoMMan]

Is he talking about the HIV?

 

[Courtjester]

Yeah, not watching this....

 

[Major]

hey hey hey...

 

[eoMMan]

Yeah, not watching this....

Trump is there, believe it or not.

 

[Otis]

This is so bad. Wtf is a Post Malone 

 

[Otis]

Wait. Is this the Red Hot Chili Peppers????

 

[TLEF316]

Award shows are why the terrorists hate us. The ungodly amount of effort, time and money wasted on a dedicated night of celebrity ### kissing is pretty much the symbol of what's wrong with Western Culture.

Plus there's a lot of really stupid music and artists now.

 

[JuniorNB]

This is what our grandparents were saying when we were watching Flock of Seagulls and Devo.  And, yes, it made them sound antigue and grumpy. 

 

[fruity pebbles]

Did she just call that guy a mongrel?

 

[Otis]

Did she just call that guy a mongrel?

Yup. She’s gotta be stoned. 

 

[fruity pebbles]

Lol on the count of 3......guess we won’t.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

not watching but enjoying the old guy comments.  

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Florida Georgia Line is a big hit right?  I’ve heard of them. 

 

They suck. But people around here will get pissed if you say so.

“New Country is just hip-hop for people who are afraid of black people”.

-Steve Earle

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

This is what our grandparents were saying when we were watching Flock of Seagulls and Devo.  And, yes, it made them sound antigue and grumpy. 

Meh. The Grammys have always been garbage.  

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Keep in mind that Christopher Cross won Record of the Year ("Sailing"), Album of the Year (Christopher Cross), Song of the Year ("Sailing"), and Best New Artist in 1981.

Dude plays casinos and wineries these days.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

 I am officially old.  I tried watching and got annoyed. 

 

[rockaction]

And this year the best Heavy Metal Performance goes to...

Jethro Tull.  

eta* Always garbage. 

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

And this year the best Heavy Metal Performance goes to...

Jethro Tull.  

I was just about to post something about this.  Stupidest thing I’d ever seen.  I think that’s when I knew for sure the Grammys were a total joke. 

 

[rockaction]

This is so bad. Wtf is a Post Malone 

Your kids are too young to love him, I guess.  He's pretty popular among the younger set, though.  

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

This is so bad. Wtf is a Post Malone 

“Post Malone is what would happen if Peter Parker got bit by a radioactive possum”

-some dude on Twitter 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

And this year the best Heavy Metal Performance goes to...

Jethro Tull.  

I was just about to post something about this.  Stupidest thing I’d ever seen.  I think that’s when I knew for sure the Grammys were a total joke. 

I love Jethro Tull you ####ers.  

As we know, however, they are not heavy metal.

 

[rockaction]

I might tune in just to count the face tattoos. 

Love those.  

eta* Nah 

 

[rockaction]

I love Jethro Tull you ####ers.  

As we know, however, they are not heavy metal.

Yeah, I wasn't making fun of the band. Just them being included in the category. That was a bizarre moment in Grammy-land.  

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

I love Jethro Tull you ####ers.  

Figures

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Figures

wtf man.  

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

wtf man.  

FIGURES

 

[Brony]

I'm the only one who liked After the Gold Rush 

 

[Ignoramus]

 

They suck. But people around here will get pissed if you say so.

“New Country is just hip-hop for people who are afraid of black people”.

-Steve Earle

"Did I do that?"

-Also Steve Erkle

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Had to look up the nominees this year:

Best Pop Solo Performance

COLORS
Beck
Never been a big fan of Beck. Nice to see he’s still out there.

HAVANA (LIVE)
Camila Cabello

This song is on the playlist I used for my classroom. Dumb and forgettable.
 

GOD IS A WOMAN
Ariana Grande

No clue what this is.
 

JOANNE (WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN'?) - WINNER
Lady Gaga
Is this from “A Star is Born”?

BETTER NOW
Post Malone

Whatever

 

[General Malaise]

Keep in mind that Christopher Cross won Record of the Year ("Sailing"), Album of the Year (Christopher Cross), Song of the Year ("Sailing"), and Best New Artist in 1981.

Dude plays casinos and wineries these days.

I rather like Casinos and Wineries, fart breath.  

 

[rockaction]

I turned on the television to be greeted by Diana Ross and my first face tattoo.  

 

[Payne]

I am 45 and like Post Malone. You guys need to get out more. 

 

[General Malaise]

I'm the only one who liked After the Gold Rush 

Neil Young's old album?  Love it.  Why?

Ps I'm not watching just enjoying Otis old man schtick.  

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Screw it...not going to do the rest. Not worth the effort.

I did see that Chris Cornell beat out Arctic Monkeys and Greta Van fleet for something.  That’s a very nice gesture but also a little crappy.

”Well, your song was awesome but that guy...uh...died so...better luck next year.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

I rather like Casinos and Wineries, fart breath.  

Figures

 

[rockaction]

I don't think I can do this. I'm out.