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2025 Philadelphia Eagles - RIP Positivity Rabbit (2025-2025) (63 Viewers)

You guys are as smart as Eagles fans.

I’m saying the way your fans and players operate within your organizational culture are symbiotic and reflective of different expectations than the rest of the league has or expects.

I’m saying quite clearly: your organization tolerates and encourages unethical behavior from everybody associated either directly or tangentially with it and that the collective rotten behavior spreads its stink to the West in Pennsylvania and into the north in New Jersey.

Other organizations don’t tolerate toxic fans, players who thrive on rule breaking and ethical lassitude, and have leaders who do not tolerate either by using their hierarchical positioning to tell a fan never to come around again and who look out for the sanctity of processes that keep the NFL honest and from becoming a playground of ME! MINE! I WANT!

No, the Bills are acting in their own self-interest even if they lost a player.

But Terpman22 has it wrong. They cut the player to claim Slay (who did not report) and did not lose him because they put Slay on the retired list

Once again, the tribalism and reflexiveness that permeates this sick fan base and thread prevents any real knowledge of anything.

This is the kind of analysis one would expect from a Terpman22 who cheers injuries

And if you think my problem with your “franchise” sounds personal, then you’ve hit on a truth. You’re right. It’s existential because I think and believe concepts like "ethics," "decency," morality," "people as ends unto themselves," "propriety," and "upright solidity," are important. You might not agree and approach things from a vantage point where winning at all costs for Filadelfia is fantastic. I happen to disagree and will continue writing exactly what I think until the cows come home, as they say—and if this is too much of a sermon that is really causing discomfort because it acts as a mirror to the self or as the window to your friends and fellow fans, then make the most of the look inside or the reflection to do the same.
I wouldn't read all that if you paid me, but I love that you took the time to type it all out. lol Man, being the champs really pisses people off.

I also love that a Cowboys fan liked it.
Most everyone I know hated the eagles when they were ringless also
Yeah but the criticisms seem so much more jealousy-based now that they've won two in 6 years and appeared in two in three years. Especially the Dallas hatred. They are quick to remind us that they used to be good 30 or more years ago. That's when I really understand their hurt. :(
 
You guys are as smart as Eagles fans.

I’m saying the way your fans and players operate within your organizational culture are symbiotic and reflective of different expectations than the rest of the league has or expects.

I’m saying quite clearly: your organization tolerates and encourages unethical behavior from everybody associated either directly or tangentially with it and that the collective rotten behavior spreads its stink to the West in Pennsylvania and into the north in New Jersey.

Other organizations don’t tolerate toxic fans, players who thrive on rule breaking and ethical lassitude, and have leaders who do not tolerate either by using their hierarchical positioning to tell a fan never to come around again and who look out for the sanctity of processes that keep the NFL honest and from becoming a playground of ME! MINE! I WANT!

No, the Bills are acting in their own self-interest even if they lost a player.

But Terpman22 has it wrong. They cut the player to claim Slay (who did not report) and did not lose him because they put Slay on the retired list

Once again, the tribalism and reflexiveness that permeates this sick fan base and thread prevents any real knowledge of anything.

This is the kind of analysis one would expect from a Terpman22 who cheers injuries

And if you think my problem with your “franchise” sounds personal, then you’ve hit on a truth. You’re right. It’s existential because I think and believe concepts like "ethics," "decency," morality," "people as ends unto themselves," "propriety," and "upright solidity," are important. You might not agree and approach things from a vantage point where winning at all costs for Filadelfia is fantastic. I happen to disagree and will continue writing exactly what I think until the cows come home, as they say—and if this is too much of a sermon that is really causing discomfort because it acts as a mirror to the self or as the window to your friends and fellow fans, then make the most of the look inside or the reflection to do the same.
I wouldn't read all that if you paid me, but I love that you took the time to type it all out. lol Man, being the champs really pisses people off.

I also love that a Cowboys fan liked it.
Most everyone I know hated the eagles when they were ringless also
Most everyone I know hates the Cowboys. I still try to be unbiased in things I post about the team 🤷‍♂️ and I try not to lump all cowboys fans together. If I ever do otherwise please call me out.
 
You guys are as smart as Eagles fans.

I’m saying the way your fans and players operate within your organizational culture are symbiotic and reflective of different expectations than the rest of the league has or expects.

I’m saying quite clearly: your organization tolerates and encourages unethical behavior from everybody associated either directly or tangentially with it and that the collective rotten behavior spreads its stink to the West in Pennsylvania and into the north in New Jersey.

Other organizations don’t tolerate toxic fans, players who thrive on rule breaking and ethical lassitude, and have leaders who do not tolerate either by using their hierarchical positioning to tell a fan never to come around again and who look out for the sanctity of processes that keep the NFL honest and from becoming a playground of ME! MINE! I WANT!

No, the Bills are acting in their own self-interest even if they lost a player.

But Terpman22 has it wrong. They cut the player to claim Slay (who did not report) and did not lose him because they put Slay on the retired list

Once again, the tribalism and reflexiveness that permeates this sick fan base and thread prevents any real knowledge of anything.

This is the kind of analysis one would expect from a Terpman22 who cheers injuries

And if you think my problem with your “franchise” sounds personal, then you’ve hit on a truth. You’re right. It’s existential because I think and believe concepts like "ethics," "decency," morality," "people as ends unto themselves," "propriety," and "upright solidity," are important. You might not agree and approach things from a vantage point where winning at all costs for Filadelfia is fantastic. I happen to disagree and will continue writing exactly what I think until the cows come home, as they say—and if this is too much of a sermon that is really causing discomfort because it acts as a mirror to the self or as the window to your friends and fellow fans, then make the most of the look inside or the reflection to do the same.
I wouldn't read all that if you paid me, but I love that you took the time to type it all out. lol Man, being the champs really pisses people off.

I also love that a Cowboys fan liked it.
Most everyone I know hated the eagles when they were ringless also
Yeah but the criticisms seem so much more jealousy-based now that they've won two in 6 years and appeared in two in three years. Especially the Dallas hatred. They are quick to remind us that they used to be good 30 or more years ago. That's when I really understand their hurt. :(
No one does that
 
You guys are as smart as Eagles fans.

I’m saying the way your fans and players operate within your organizational culture are symbiotic and reflective of different expectations than the rest of the league has or expects.

I’m saying quite clearly: your organization tolerates and encourages unethical behavior from everybody associated either directly or tangentially with it and that the collective rotten behavior spreads its stink to the West in Pennsylvania and into the north in New Jersey.

Other organizations don’t tolerate toxic fans, players who thrive on rule breaking and ethical lassitude, and have leaders who do not tolerate either by using their hierarchical positioning to tell a fan never to come around again and who look out for the sanctity of processes that keep the NFL honest and from becoming a playground of ME! MINE! I WANT!

No, the Bills are acting in their own self-interest even if they lost a player.

But Terpman22 has it wrong. They cut the player to claim Slay (who did not report) and did not lose him because they put Slay on the retired list

Once again, the tribalism and reflexiveness that permeates this sick fan base and thread prevents any real knowledge of anything.

This is the kind of analysis one would expect from a Terpman22 who cheers injuries

And if you think my problem with your “franchise” sounds personal, then you’ve hit on a truth. You’re right. It’s existential because I think and believe concepts like "ethics," "decency," morality," "people as ends unto themselves," "propriety," and "upright solidity," are important. You might not agree and approach things from a vantage point where winning at all costs for Filadelfia is fantastic. I happen to disagree and will continue writing exactly what I think until the cows come home, as they say—and if this is too much of a sermon that is really causing discomfort because it acts as a mirror to the self or as the window to your friends and fellow fans, then make the most of the look inside or the reflection to do the same.
I wouldn't read all that if you paid me, but I love that you took the time to type it all out. lol Man, being the champs really pisses people off.

I also love that a Cowboys fan liked it.
Most everyone I know hated the eagles when they were ringless also
Most everyone I know hates the Cowboys. I still try to be unbiased in things I post about the team 🤷‍♂️ and I try not to lump all cowboys fans together. If I ever do otherwise please call me out.
I try to be un biased when I post about the team also. But it’s “trolling” every single time lol.
Or it instantly turns into “WE ARE BETTER THAN DALLAS!”

I agree that you are the outlier as far as fbg eagles posters go
 
You guys are as smart as Eagles fans.

I’m saying the way your fans and players operate within your organizational culture are symbiotic and reflective of different expectations than the rest of the league has or expects.

I’m saying quite clearly: your organization tolerates and encourages unethical behavior from everybody associated either directly or tangentially with it and that the collective rotten behavior spreads its stink to the West in Pennsylvania and into the north in New Jersey.

Other organizations don’t tolerate toxic fans, players who thrive on rule breaking and ethical lassitude, and have leaders who do not tolerate either by using their hierarchical positioning to tell a fan never to come around again and who look out for the sanctity of processes that keep the NFL honest and from becoming a playground of ME! MINE! I WANT!

No, the Bills are acting in their own self-interest even if they lost a player.

But Terpman22 has it wrong. They cut the player to claim Slay (who did not report) and did not lose him because they put Slay on the retired list

Once again, the tribalism and reflexiveness that permeates this sick fan base and thread prevents any real knowledge of anything.

This is the kind of analysis one would expect from a Terpman22 who cheers injuries

And if you think my problem with your “franchise” sounds personal, then you’ve hit on a truth. You’re right. It’s existential because I think and believe concepts like "ethics," "decency," morality," "people as ends unto themselves," "propriety," and "upright solidity," are important. You might not agree and approach things from a vantage point where winning at all costs for Filadelfia is fantastic. I happen to disagree and will continue writing exactly what I think until the cows come home, as they say—and if this is too much of a sermon that is really causing discomfort because it acts as a mirror to the self or as the window to your friends and fellow fans, then make the most of the look inside or the reflection to do the same.
I wouldn't read all that if you paid me, but I love that you took the time to type it all out. lol Man, being the champs really pisses people off.

I also love that a Cowboys fan liked it.
Most everyone I know hated the eagles when they were ringless also
Yeah but the criticisms seem so much more jealousy-based now that they've won two in 6 years and appeared in two in three years. Especially the Dallas hatred. They are quick to remind us that they used to be good 30 or more years ago. That's when I really understand their hurt. :(
You let’s be fair it sucks for them because the only way to relive those is on a vhs tape that probably barely works anymore 😂
 
When is Patullo getting fired? Having Hurts throwing the ball 40 times a game doesn't work. Play field position and take care of the ball. Also force feeding AJ really hurts this offense.
 
When is Patullo getting fired? Having Hurts throwing the ball 40 times a game doesn't work. Play field position and take care of the ball. Also force feeding AJ really hurts this offense.
Apparently Nick had more control this week too.

Yeah Hurts is good when he has 20-25 throws and add in 5-8 designed runs with him. He’s not Burrow, Mahomes, Herbert, Allen, etc. we tried this last year when Moore was here and he realize it was a recipe for disaster.
 
You guys are as smart as Eagles fans.

I’m saying the way your fans and players operate within your organizational culture are symbiotic and reflective of different expectations than the rest of the league has or expects.

I’m saying quite clearly: your organization tolerates and encourages unethical behavior from everybody associated either directly or tangentially with it and that the collective rotten behavior spreads its stink to the West in Pennsylvania and into the north in New Jersey.

Other organizations don’t tolerate toxic fans, players who thrive on rule breaking and ethical lassitude, and have leaders who do not tolerate either by using their hierarchical positioning to tell a fan never to come around again and who look out for the sanctity of processes that keep the NFL honest and from becoming a playground of ME! MINE! I WANT!

No, the Bills are acting in their own self-interest even if they lost a player.

But Terpman22 has it wrong. They cut the player to claim Slay (who did not report) and did not lose him because they put Slay on the retired list

Once again, the tribalism and reflexiveness that permeates this sick fan base and thread prevents any real knowledge of anything.

This is the kind of analysis one would expect from a Terpman22 who cheers injuries

And if you think my problem with your “franchise” sounds personal, then you’ve hit on a truth. You’re right. It’s existential because I think and believe concepts like "ethics," "decency," morality," "people as ends unto themselves," "propriety," and "upright solidity," are important. You might not agree and approach things from a vantage point where winning at all costs for Filadelfia is fantastic. I happen to disagree and will continue writing exactly what I think until the cows come home, as they say—and if this is too much of a sermon that is really causing discomfort because it acts as a mirror to the self or as the window to your friends and fellow fans, then make the most of the look inside or the reflection to do the same.
I wouldn't read all that if you paid me, but I love that you took the time to type it all out. lol Man, being the champs really pisses people off.

I also love that a Cowboys fan liked it.
Most everyone I know hated the eagles when they were ringless also

Yup. Hated since Reggie, Randall, and Jerome. I cheered for the Raiders when they beat Harold Carmichael. I wasn't even seven yet. Hah. You lost.

The only reason people think that people hate something because of titles is because they are bandwagon fans, or are self-conscious they are or might be perceived as bandwagon fans (chances are that you indeed are a bandwagon fans), or can't conceive of anything but bandwagon fans. "Hey Papale, every cloud has a silvery-lined playbook, but it's bandwagon fans and these DeSean Cripwalkers all the way down!"

I'll just say that I've been here since 2012 and posting regularly since 2016 and the bandwagon is so freaking big one is hard-pressed to explain it. So I'll try. A bandwagon has many manifestations. It's not that it's just a vehicle for fandom or identity; I mean, yeah, you have people who now put on the Eagles hats in the suburbs or nicer, gentrified parts of a city that looks and feels suspiciously like Baltimore except for the civic design genius of parking lots in the middle of the street (and the sheer terror of trying to buy drugs off a guy named Ricky who looks like Michael Jackson and winding up two blocks down and where am I . . .) but bandwagons often manifest in other ways. They feed the tertiary economies in the area; often times there's an increase in civic pride; people revolve just a bit more around a team as it were a new heliocentric enterprise; and the team becomes discussed.

Mass media is the communication to which most people turn. The papers are the first medium of discussion; they've moved online and are a shell of what they once were, but they still manage to scrape up the money to pay the only real conduit between fans and team; the "insiders" who can flip sentence or two and can exercise their critical faculties a bit so you get the residue of their opinion, but if they're a football guy at heart then it's pretty solid on facts and analysis, and you'll nod your head now again at their insight. Then it creeps towards network television, and you get these "after the game" half hour broadcasts with old players brought who pass some version of Q rating and away they go. And so you have the immediate top-down topography of how this works.

After mass media the communication is small in scale and more local. The first step down in market size and scale is local talk radio. You're likely familiar with it. There was plenty of air time devoted to the team to begin, but now there are new listeners to advertise to and regale with (generally) how hardened and cynical the hosts are with an identity signal of a man who filters life through this franchise, and one cocks one's head to the side, wondering if this act, schtick, or both. One thing is for sure: religion and meaning have been replaced by something and the something might be the team, but whatever it is isn't adequate for the void left, nearly disembodied in a voice that sits nowhere near the neat sine wave frequency of the FM toggle on the dial.

Pardon me. I find the whole unique. Ah, yes, discussion and comms. They are discussed by the children who look up to their heroes at school. There is a mother asking her son how school was and after a "fine," she realizes his teenage years are about 1/4 of the way to kicked in and changes the subject to Zach Baun, the linebacker who thrilled him while he was still free of any self-consciousness just a year ago and she silently pauses, knowing it will embarrass him somehow or worse, make her seem clueless and inauthentic, but she sees the new storm clouds troubling him as he sleeps an hour later on Sundays than he did just yesterday (or nine months ago, jeez will ya) and she has the thought that she hopes as he matures that he'll find something in life that thrills him like last year did.

And these discussions go on in other, less sentimental ways with not as much probity and mawkishness, but they become perfunctory exercises. They're the painful office banter with that dolt who offers pretty objectively bad opinions about the team, the guy down the hall who is on about the Philly scene is some weird way you don't care about, all the way to the guy who regales you with how Philly's defensive coordinator is responsible for the league-wide implementation of the modern defense, a Cover 2 tweaked to a Cover 4 at times (wat), which was designed to stop Patrick Mahomes and Kansas City back in 2019; a defense that swept through the entire NFL like a low-level virus that doesn't kill you but is more of a long Covid, one the league is still so sick from that it changed the kickoff rules . . . but you know that guy.

But the talk of the true fan, the real fan—not the lamestream press, not that dead cynic on talk radio, not anything to do with mothers and sons, but the single (maybe married) 22-45 year old male, the adopter of digital technology and social media and intensity about football finds its mark. The need to be expressive about this team, this town, these fans. Who pays for more than 140 on character on Twitter and how toxic is that. Amplify what? Yeah, forget that. I need to discuss what this team is to me. With other people who will take my words at face value—no family, no background check, no "your girl is hot/ugly/domineering/cool" judgments. Just me and a keyboard and my digital crusaders of team and ideology. "And I've been here forever! You? 2016, dude! Way before Big **** Nick! I had three posts until then!"

So yeah, you see it everywhere. These bandwagons of expression that filter all the way down to public forums. I don't necessarily begrudge it; but there was not a huge Eagles contingent before the titles. It was nothing. I could pull the threads but don't want to undertake the effort. And you certainly won't see me bothering other than to cheer when you all beat the Patriots, another despicable franchise that was a stain on all things decent. And I know you won't find me in those Eagles threads writing chapter an verse because the fans weren't as numerous nor as obnoxiously spilling over to root for injuries and generally earn their reputation as morally challenged and conscience-free beings, floating through space, time, and ether; untethered to anything but a wireless internet connection, voiceless selves with no background to speak of (and where it doesn't matter), no family present (it's the format), just all on the bandwagon of expression with each other, and there is a song to sing communally and seeing how this is now a community of other bandwagoners of expression, right here right now, I'll just say Fly Eagles, Fly and see if that hits the bandwidth.

So yeah, in a way you're all coattail riders and bandwagoners. Make the most of it.

Do what you want with that.

Love and rockets.
Dude take your meds and vacate a winnimg teams thread
Let’s stop feeding the trolls who clearly wants attention here. :fishing:
 
2023 collapse in full effect.
absolutely not. 2023 team would have lost by 20.

Honestly thought that, despite the L, offense in general played a little better tonight. Lot of possessions and only twice went 3 and out. Uncharacteristic turnovers and a couple of brutal drops by AJB, one by Devonta were the reason for the L tonight. Previously offense had a ton of 3n outs and penalties.

Not happy with L here, but this team is not collapsing.
 
likely go 3-1 in the last 4, likely get the 3 seed, likely a home WC round win and a road divisional game loss , but not collapsing
 
2023 collapse in full effect.

Called it back in like week 3. I said I normally give 4 weeks grace but it was just bad then. Now they're trying to be something they're not.
It was bad the first 2 weeks. The problem is wins hide more negatives. Most didn’t want to believe it’d happen again. Well it did and has.

No doubt, but I try not to rush to judgement. But week 3 I said I was out on Patullo. He's been around the team 4 years and knows less about his players than the fans do. If Calcaterra can't block, don't have him out there blocking. Covey was one of the top PR guys in the league and these idiots had him on the PS. HUrts is a pick your spots passer and they got him throwing it like he's Dan Marino. You watch hard knocks, the players are tuning this guy out. If he's back next year I won't watch a game.
 
You guys are as smart as Eagles fans.

I’m saying the way your fans and players operate within your organizational culture are symbiotic and reflective of different expectations than the rest of the league has or expects.

I’m saying quite clearly: your organization tolerates and encourages unethical behavior from everybody associated either directly or tangentially with it and that the collective rotten behavior spreads its stink to the West in Pennsylvania and into the north in New Jersey.

Other organizations don’t tolerate toxic fans, players who thrive on rule breaking and ethical lassitude, and have leaders who do not tolerate either by using their hierarchical positioning to tell a fan never to come around again and who look out for the sanctity of processes that keep the NFL honest and from becoming a playground of ME! MINE! I WANT!

No, the Bills are acting in their own self-interest even if they lost a player.

But Terpman22 has it wrong. They cut the player to claim Slay (who did not report) and did not lose him because they put Slay on the retired list

Once again, the tribalism and reflexiveness that permeates this sick fan base and thread prevents any real knowledge of anything.

This is the kind of analysis one would expect from a Terpman22 who cheers injuries

And if you think my problem with your “franchise” sounds personal, then you’ve hit on a truth. You’re right. It’s existential because I think and believe concepts like "ethics," "decency," morality," "people as ends unto themselves," "propriety," and "upright solidity," are important. You might not agree and approach things from a vantage point where winning at all costs for Filadelfia is fantastic. I happen to disagree and will continue writing exactly what I think until the cows come home, as they say—and if this is too much of a sermon that is really causing discomfort because it acts as a mirror to the self or as the window to your friends and fellow fans, then make the most of the look inside or the reflection to do the same.
I wouldn't read all that if you paid me, but I love that you took the time to type it all out. lol Man, being the champs really pisses people off.

I also love that a Cowboys fan liked it.
Most everyone I know hated the eagles when they were ringless also

Yup. Hated since Reggie, Randall, and Jerome. I cheered for the Raiders when they beat Harold Carmichael. I wasn't even seven yet. Hah. You lost.

The only reason people think that people hate something because of titles is because they are bandwagon fans, or are self-conscious they are or might be perceived as bandwagon fans (chances are that you indeed are a bandwagon fans), or can't conceive of anything but bandwagon fans. "Hey Papale, every cloud has a silvery-lined playbook, but it's bandwagon fans and these DeSean Cripwalkers all the way down!"

I'll just say that I've been here since 2012 and posting regularly since 2016 and the bandwagon is so freaking big one is hard-pressed to explain it. So I'll try. A bandwagon has many manifestations. It's not that it's just a vehicle for fandom or identity; I mean, yeah, you have people who now put on the Eagles hats in the suburbs or nicer, gentrified parts of a city that looks and feels suspiciously like Baltimore except for the civic design genius of parking lots in the middle of the street (and the sheer terror of trying to buy drugs off a guy named Ricky who looks like Michael Jackson and winding up two blocks down and where am I . . .) but bandwagons often manifest in other ways. They feed the tertiary economies in the area; often times there's an increase in civic pride; people revolve just a bit more around a team as it were a new heliocentric enterprise; and the team becomes discussed.

Mass media is the communication to which most people turn. The papers are the first medium of discussion; they've moved online and are a shell of what they once were, but they still manage to scrape up the money to pay the only real conduit between fans and team; the "insiders" who can flip sentence or two and can exercise their critical faculties a bit so you get the residue of their opinion, but if they're a football guy at heart then it's pretty solid on facts and analysis, and you'll nod your head now again at their insight. Then it creeps towards network television, and you get these "after the game" half hour broadcasts with old players brought who pass some version of Q rating and away they go. And so you have the immediate top-down topography of how this works.

After mass media the communication is small in scale and more local. The first step down in market size and scale is local talk radio. You're likely familiar with it. There was plenty of air time devoted to the team to begin, but now there are new listeners to advertise to and regale with (generally) how hardened and cynical the hosts are with an identity signal of a man who filters life through this franchise, and one cocks one's head to the side, wondering if this act, schtick, or both. One thing is for sure: religion and meaning have been replaced by something and the something might be the team, but whatever it is isn't adequate for the void left, nearly disembodied in a voice that sits nowhere near the neat sine wave frequency of the FM toggle on the dial.

Pardon me. I find the whole unique. Ah, yes, discussion and comms. They are discussed by the children who look up to their heroes at school. There is a mother asking her son how school was and after a "fine," she realizes his teenage years are about 1/4 of the way to kicked in and changes the subject to Zach Baun, the linebacker who thrilled him while he was still free of any self-consciousness just a year ago and she silently pauses, knowing it will embarrass him somehow or worse, make her seem clueless and inauthentic, but she sees the new storm clouds troubling him as he sleeps an hour later on Sundays than he did just yesterday (or nine months ago, jeez will ya) and she has the thought that she hopes as he matures that he'll find something in life that thrills him like last year did.

And these discussions go on in other, less sentimental ways with not as much probity and mawkishness, but they become perfunctory exercises. They're the painful office banter with that dolt who offers pretty objectively bad opinions about the team, the guy down the hall who is on about the Philly scene is some weird way you don't care about, all the way to the guy who regales you with how Philly's defensive coordinator is responsible for the league-wide implementation of the modern defense, a Cover 2 tweaked to a Cover 4 at times (wat), which was designed to stop Patrick Mahomes and Kansas City back in 2019; a defense that swept through the entire NFL like a low-level virus that doesn't kill you but is more of a long Covid, one the league is still so sick from that it changed the kickoff rules . . . but you know that guy.

But the talk of the true fan, the real fan—not the lamestream press, not that dead cynic on talk radio, not anything to do with mothers and sons, but the single (maybe married) 22-45 year old male, the adopter of digital technology and social media and intensity about football finds its mark. The need to be expressive about this team, this town, these fans. Who pays for more than 140 on character on Twitter and how toxic is that. Amplify what? Yeah, forget that. I need to discuss what this team is to me. With other people who will take my words at face value—no family, no background check, no "your girl is hot/ugly/domineering/cool" judgments. Just me and a keyboard and my digital crusaders of team and ideology. "And I've been here forever! You? 2016, dude! Way before Big **** Nick! I had three posts until then!"

So yeah, you see it everywhere. These bandwagons of expression that filter all the way down to public forums. I don't necessarily begrudge it; but there was not a huge Eagles contingent before the titles. It was nothing. I could pull the threads but don't want to undertake the effort. And you certainly won't see me bothering other than to cheer when you all beat the Patriots, another despicable franchise that was a stain on all things decent. And I know you won't find me in those Eagles threads writing chapter an verse because the fans weren't as numerous nor as obnoxiously spilling over to root for injuries and generally earn their reputation as morally challenged and conscience-free beings, floating through space, time, and ether; untethered to anything but a wireless internet connection, voiceless selves with no background to speak of (and where it doesn't matter), no family present (it's the format), just all on the bandwagon of expression with each other, and there is a song to sing communally and seeing how this is now a community of other bandwagoners of expression, right here right now, I'll just say Fly Eagles, Fly and see if that hits the bandwidth.

So yeah, in a way you're all coattail riders and bandwagoners. Make the most of it.

Do what you want with that.

Love and rockets.
Dude take your meds and vacate a winnimg teams thread

I actually thought it was a piece of writing that at least discussed Philly fans as human beings. You ought to give me credit for seeing the humanity in the things you all say. Like your evergreen post right here.
 
2023 collapse in full effect.

Called it back in like week 3. I said I normally give 4 weeks grace but it was just bad then. Now they're trying to be something they're not.
It was bad the first 2 weeks. The problem is wins hide more negatives. Most didn’t want to believe it’d happen again. Well it did and has.

No doubt, but I try not to rush to judgement. But week 3 I said I was out on Patullo. He's been around the team 4 years and knows less about his players than the fans do. If Calcaterra can't block, don't have him out there blocking. Covey was one of the top PR guys in the league and these idiots had him on the PS. HUrts is a pick your spots passer and they got him throwing it like he's Dan Marino. You watch hard knocks, the players are tuning this guy out. If he's back next year I won't watch a game.

If Nick wants him back next year Lurie and Howie need to give Nick the ultimatum of either he goes or you both go. Itd be coaching malpractice with this talent on this roster. There’s being loyal then there’s having an ego and being thick headed.
 
Be lucky to win one playoff game. Heads need rolling

I thought your coach was great and your OC was decent and QB top ten.

Looks like no cohesion, four picks, and a loss to a guy with a broken hand.

Enjoy your evening. I'll vacate this winning team's thread.

Don't bother commenting. I won't see it. lol.

Yeah you are a giant *******. Read this. Your team is **** and you will never get whatever you want from your posts. Because you are a loser sir. Yes. So **** off. And guess what we still in the playoffs not like your loser team
One more thing. **** on off.
Classic!

:lmao:
 
"Most people hated them when they were ringless" - Cowboysfan8

Yup. Hated them since Reggie, Randall, and Jerome. I cheered for the Raiders when they beat Harold Carmichael. I wasn't even seven yet. Hah. You lost.

People often think that other people hate their team due to the team's titles. They chalk up to jealousy what is an honest dislike of the fans and team culture, never mind the easy dislike of their message board brethren who were absent until the titles were won. I imagine in private that they will joke with each other and say, "What did one bandwagon fan say to his friend the coattail rider?" "Hey Papale, every cloud has a silvery-lined playbook, but it's only us bandwagon fans and these DeSean Jackson Cripwalkers all the way down!"

I should start by saying I've been here since 2011 and I've been posting regularly since 2016. The bandwagon is so big that one is hard-pressed to explain it. So I'll try. A bandwagon has many manifestations. It's not that it's just a vehicle for fandom or identity; I mean, yeah, you have people who now put on the Eagles hats in the suburbs or nicer, gentrified parts of a city that looks and feels suspiciously like Baltimore except for the laissez-faire genius of parking lots in the middle of the street (and except for the fear when one is lost in B'More while trying to buy drugs off of Ricky, a Bad-era Michael Jackson lookalike in red pleather) but bandwagons often manifest in other ways. They feed the tertiary economies in the area; often times there's an increase in civic pride; people revolve just a bit more around a team as if it were a new heliocentric enterprise; and the team becomes the most serious of all things. They become *discussed*.

Mass media is the communication to which most people turn for the discussion. The papers are the first medium; they've moved online and are a shell of what they once were when you got a block of print daily from the paper boy or the corner stand or vendor, but the old newspaper entities still manage to scrape up the money to pay the only real conduit between the fans and the team; the beat reporters or “insiders,” guys who can flip a sentence or two and have the ability to exercise their critical faculties a bit so you get the residue of their opinion and likely some things extraneous to the sport, but if they're a football guy at heart then the writing is pretty solid with its facts and analysis, and you'll nod your head now and again at their insight. This is the closest you'll get to a critique of the team with formerly private information that bleeds from inattention right to the beat, and if he’s pissed off enough (these writers can be cantankerous) he’ll eviscerate an offensive coordinator for being a coach’s version of a nepo hire, but that’s neither here nor there. And the discussion is picked up by local network television, where they host an "after the game" half-hour broadcast with old players brought in if they pass some local version of a Q rating and away they go with more discussion and analysis interspersed with the occasional half-minute commercial ham-fistedly acted out by the owner of a larger chain of car dealerships who wants his place in the public discussion as "the guy from the ads," and you have a partial, top-down topography of this communication born from a team fit to be discussed.

Some media communication is smaller in scale. The first step down in market size is local talk radio. You're likely familiar with it. The station, generally on the AM dial, gives its airwaves not to music, but to a discussion of today’s topics, and local sports brings in the ad money, which is the engine that drives it all, and while the station and the regular listeners know there had been plenty of air time devoted to the team before, the new listeners need to absorb the jolt from hearing the real team story; plus there is advertising and more regaling of the new listener to (generally) how hardened and cynical the hosts are about this team and this town, and there is an identity signal sent that the hosts' lives are filtered through this franchise and into, as he says on air, "the porcelain cockles of Nnamdi Asomugha's still-beating heart," and one cocks one's head to the side, wondering if this is an act, schtick, or both of those meeting in one downriver confluence. It is possible some nights for a listener to divine a void in the broadcast, a space the host thought would be filled by something—anything—else and it might have once been the team, but whatever it is doesn’t seem adequate anymore for the greatest of tasks, and the disembodied voice that comes through the speaker is a sound that is nowhere close to the sound a perfectly shaped sine wave frequency received by a radio antenna gives off when one toggles the switch to the FM band.

Pardon my digression. The whole scene is cautionary. Ah, yes, from discussion and communicative enterprises neither mass nor broadcast to anybody but the psyche. The team is discussed by the children who look up to their heroes at school. There might be a mother who one imagines lives in the suburbs to the north of the city asking her son how school was and after a "fine," she realizes his teenage years and hormones are about half of the way to kicked in, and she quickly thinks to change the subject to Zach Baun, the linebacker who thrilled him while he was still free of any self-consciousness just a year ago and she pauses instead and says, “Oh yeah?” to his taciturn one-word, knowing if she tries to use his upon-a-time hero it will embarrass him somehow, or worse, make her seem clueless and inauthentic, but she sees the new storm clouds troubling him as he sleeps an hour later on Sundays than he did just eight months ago (jeez will ya ever . . .) and she has a troubling thought but pushes it aside and hopes that as he matures he'll keep finding something in life that thrills him like last year did, only she’s not sure that’s how it goes for a lot of these boys. Young men. You know. My God.

And these discussions go on in other, less mawkishly sentimental ways in places with probably not as much silence but certainly less probity; they become perfunctory exercises in disdain. The co-worker who doesn’t know a thing about the team but is there in your office, arm on the door, knowing nothing but your forced laughter; discussions with the self-conscious Pacific Islander (you didn’t say it, he did), a friend of a friend who wears a “Sack-wong” jersey and is on about the Philly scene in some weird way you don't care about, and the perfunctory discussions go all the way to the guy who regales you with how Philly's defensive coordinator is responsible for the league-wide implementation of the modern defense, a Cover 2 tweaked to a Cover 4 (wat), which was designed to stop Patrick Mahomes back in 2019; a defense that swept through the entire NFL like a virus that doesn't kill you but is more of a long Covid; a virus the league is still so sick from that it changed the kickoff rules again and it’ll goose scoring but you’re not fooling . . . you know that guy.

But the talk of the true fan, the real fan—not the middling press; not that dead cynic on talk radio; and not anything to do with the domesticity of mothers and sons; no, certainly not that, but instead the emotionally single 22-45 year old male, adopter of technology and social media; intense about football, well, he finds his outlet for discussion about the team. He never says it, but he needs to say something about this team, this town, these fans, this community. And whither that community? Social media? Who pays for more than 140 characters on X and how stupid is that ****? Amplify this! Yeah, I ride for free ****in’ ninety-nine, and if he feels the need to talk about this entitled team that could have been a dynasty but for (and unsure of which iteration of champions he likes better, he professes his love for a particular year in his team's history with significance but no title) and he seeks those who know which years, what players, and the reasons they fell short; well that’s what and who he wants to discuss it with. Other people who take his words at face value and keep it on football—no family, no background check, no "your girl is hot/ugly/domineering/cool" judgments. Just him and a keyboard and the team and its ideology. You’ll only hear his silence regarding the guy who says, ”I've been here forever! You? 2016, dude! Way before Big **** Nick! Three thousand posts before then!"

You see it everywhere. These bandwagons of expression in seemingly private fora. I don't begrudge it; but there was not a huge Eagles contingent before the titles.I could pull threads but don't want to undertake the effort. And you certainly won't see me bothering with them until they overrun their domains. In fact, I was at my brother’s watching the 2018 SB, but I probably didn’t write anything other than to congratulate the Eagles and cheer when they beat the Patriots, another franchise that left their own stain on a region. I know you won't find me in those old Eagles threads citing chapter and verse because the fans weren't as numerous nor spilling over as obnoxiously from thread to thread with pleas for the Eagles to “take their souls" when a RB from the other team just suffered a gruesome injury; so then where the spillover turns into stuff like that, and other utterances cement the fans’ reputation as conscience-free reprobates while in their guises, unmoored from space and time and untethered to anything but a wireless frequency, voiceless selves with no background (it doesn't matter), no family present (it's the format); just everyone on the bandwagon of expression with each other, and there is a communal song to sing, and seeing how this is a community without gravity, bound by no code but by this need to tell it to the world, I'll just leave you all with Fly, Eagles, Fly and see if that hits the bandwidth.

Love and rockets.
 
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Be lucky to win one playoff game. Heads need rolling

I thought your coach was great and your OC was decent and QB top ten.

Looks like no cohesion, four picks, and a loss to a guy with a broken hand.

Enjoy your evening. I'll vacate this winning team's thread.

Don't bother commenting. I won't see it. lol.

Yeah you are a giant *******. Read this. Your team is **** and you will never get whatever you want from your posts. Because you are a loser sir. Yes. So **** off. And guess what we still in the playoffs not like your loser team
One more thing. **** on off.

you got issues bro
 
Be lucky to win one playoff game. Heads need rolling

I thought your coach was great and your OC was decent and QB top ten.

Looks like no cohesion, four picks, and a loss to a guy with a broken hand.

Enjoy your evening. I'll vacate this winning team's thread.

Don't bother commenting. I won't see it. lol.

Yeah you are a giant *******. Read this. Your team is **** and you will never get whatever you want from your posts. Because you are a loser sir. Yes. So **** off. And guess what we still in the playoffs not like your loser team
One more thing. **** on off.

you got issues bro

Yeah knew you would be here again.
 
Seemed like Hurts was playing solid until Brown started whining about not getting enough targets, and complaining on social media even after wins. Last night Brown was probably content getting his looks and 100 yards in a loss.
 
Seemed like Hurts was playing solid until Brown started whining about not getting enough targets, and complaining on social media even after wins. Last night Brown was probably content getting his looks and 100 yards in a loss.
Considering his quote after the SB Brown seems more content with his performance and had the Eagles won. He wants the win but he also wants to dominate his opponents
 
Posted this in the wrong thread by mistake:
First the good:
* The defense was very good yesterday. They constantly got put in terrible situations and came up big.
* Godert has been quietly been nails all season.
* Barkley finally had some of burst he had last season.

The bad:
* The interior of that offensive line was getting blown up all night. The only success they had running came outside.
* Hurts was putrid. That might have been the worst game of his career. He did have some nice throws though, and that leads me to the next bullet point.
* AJ Brown is hurting this team. The first play of the game was a tough catch for sure, but high level WR make it. The TD drop was perfectly thrown. The 3rd int Hurts threw that went off Brown"s hands was high but, again, a high level WR makes thar catch. I can pick apart at least three more plays, but i don't need to beat a dead horse. The last problem i have is with Brown's effort in blocking. I know that's not what he's there for but, damn, make an effort. I can't tell you how many times the person who made the tackle just blew right past him while he was just standing there. Jesus, at least chip the guy, I'm not asking you to blow him out of his cleats.
 
Seemed like Hurts was playing solid until Brown started whining about not getting enough targets, and complaining on social media even after wins. Last night Brown was probably content getting his looks and 100 yards in a loss.
I'm so done with that guy.
Posted this in the wrong thread by mistake:
First the good:
* The defense was very good yesterday. They constantly got put in terrible situations and came up big.
* Godert has been quietly been nails all season.
* Barkley finally had some of burst he had last season.

The bad:
* The interior of that offensive line was getting blown up all night. The only success they had running came outside.
* Hurts was putrid. That might have been the worst game of his career. He did have some nice throws though, and that leads me to the next bullet point.
* AJ Brown is hurting this team. The first play of the game was a tough catch for sure, but high level WR make it. The TD drop was perfectly thrown. The 3rd int Hurts threw that went off Brown"s hands was high but, again, a high level WR makes thar catch. I can pick apart at least three more plays, but i don't need to beat a dead horse. The last problem i have is with Brown's effort in blocking. I know that's not what he's there for but, damn, make an effort. I can't tell you how many times the person who made the tackle just blew right past him while he was just standing there. Jesus, at least chip the guy, I'm not asking you to blow him out of his cleats.
There was a screen to Davonta where AJ was the only blocker. That play is a Sirriani special and it never ever works, but the one I'm referring to had only AJ out front, which is monumentally stupid, but AJ basically barely engaged a defender and then passed him off as if there was another blocker behind him. Just lazy football all around.
 
As a neutral observer on this game, the one thing about Patullo is it seems he just has no game feel. Like, he doesn't call a game based on how things look on that day. It's like he has a list of plays and just calls whatever.

The one that struck me was a designed quarterback run maybe early second quarter. I can't remember the down and distance but the Eagles hadn't established a running game yet. It was maybe a second and long or something. And Hurts had no chance. Like, 4 guys in the backfield a split second after the snap.

I thought to myself "why would you call that there?" It's baffling. He is a problem as you guys already know.
 
Seemed like Hurts was playing solid until Brown started whining about not getting enough targets, and complaining on social media even after wins. Last night Brown was probably content getting his looks and 100 yards in a loss.
I'm so done with that guy.
Posted this in the wrong thread by mistake:
First the good:
* The defense was very good yesterday. They constantly got put in terrible situations and came up big.
* Godert has been quietly been nails all season.
* Barkley finally had some of burst he had last season.

The bad:
* The interior of that offensive line was getting blown up all night. The only success they had running came outside.
* Hurts was putrid. That might have been the worst game of his career. He did have some nice throws though, and that leads me to the next bullet point.
* AJ Brown is hurting this team. The first play of the game was a tough catch for sure, but high level WR make it. The TD drop was perfectly thrown. The 3rd int Hurts threw that went off Brown"s hands was high but, again, a high level WR makes thar catch. I can pick apart at least three more plays, but i don't need to beat a dead horse. The last problem i have is with Brown's effort in blocking. I know that's not what he's there for but, damn, make an effort. I can't tell you how many times the person who made the tackle just blew right past him while he was just standing there. Jesus, at least chip the guy, I'm not asking you to blow him out of his cleats.
There was a screen to Davonta where AJ was the only blocker. That play is a Sirriani special and it never ever works, but the one I'm referring to had only AJ out front, which is monumentally stupid, but AJ basically barely engaged a defender and then passed him off as if there was another blocker behind him. Just lazy football all around.
That was definitely one of the plays I had in mind. Even a minimum effort would have been the difference between no gain and maybe 7 yards.
 
Raiders game would be the perfect time to go back to pre-whine AJ. Hurts is very protective with the ball but lately since he's been forcing it, he's just letting it go into harms way for Brown.
 
Seemed like Hurts was playing solid until Brown started whining about not getting enough targets, and complaining on social media even after wins. Last night Brown was probably content getting his looks and 100 yards in a loss.
I'm so done with that guy.
Posted this in the wrong thread by mistake:
First the good:
* The defense was very good yesterday. They constantly got put in terrible situations and came up big.
* Godert has been quietly been nails all season.
* Barkley finally had some of burst he had last season.

The bad:
* The interior of that offensive line was getting blown up all night. The only success they had running came outside.
* Hurts was putrid. That might have been the worst game of his career. He did have some nice throws though, and that leads me to the next bullet point.
* AJ Brown is hurting this team. The first play of the game was a tough catch for sure, but high level WR make it. The TD drop was perfectly thrown. The 3rd int Hurts threw that went off Brown"s hands was high but, again, a high level WR makes thar catch. I can pick apart at least three more plays, but i don't need to beat a dead horse. The last problem i have is with Brown's effort in blocking. I know that's not what he's there for but, damn, make an effort. I can't tell you how many times the person who made the tackle just blew right past him while he was just standing there. Jesus, at least chip the guy, I'm not asking you to blow him out of his cleats.
There was a screen to Davonta where AJ was the only blocker. That play is a Sirriani special and it never ever works, but the one I'm referring to had only AJ out front, which is monumentally stupid, but AJ basically barely engaged a defender and then passed him off as if there was another blocker behind him. Just lazy football all around.
That was definitely one of the plays I had in mind. Even a minimum effort would have been the difference between no gain and maybe 7 yards.
Yeah, I mean to be clear, on third and 15 or whatever it was, why in God‘s name you’re throwing a screen pass behind the line of scrimmage is beyond me. They do stupid **** like that three or four times a game and it’s infuriating. But then you sprinkle in a total lack of effort from your lead/only blocker, and I don’t even know what to say at that point.
 
As a neutral observer on this game, the one thing about Patullo is it seems he just has no game feel. Like, he doesn't call a game based on how things look on that day. It's like he has a list of plays and just calls whatever.

The one that struck me was a designed quarterback run maybe early second quarter. I can't remember the down and distance but the Eagles hadn't established a running game yet. It was maybe a second and long or something. And Hurts had no chance. Like, 4 guys in the backfield a split second after the snap.

I thought to myself "why would you call that there?" It's baffling. He is a problem as you guys already know.
He’s like a dude playing Madden and just hitting the random play call option. It’s baffling amd frustrating.
 
Per Shane Haff

Coaching Malpractice in a nutshell 👇

Saquon Barkley Rushing Stats:
Under Center - 10 carries for 102 yards (10.2 ypc), 1 TD, 50% success rate.
Shotgun - 10 carries for 22 yards, (2.2 ypc), 10% success rate.

If you remove the 52-yard TD from UC because it was gimmicky, it's still 9 carries for 50 yards (5.6 ypc) and a 44.4% success rate.

When people ask what coaching malpractice looks like, show them this tweet.
 
Raiders game would be the perfect time to go back to pre-whine AJ. Hurts is very protective with the ball but lately since he's been forcing it, he's just letting it go into harms way for Brown.
It seems there’s no happy medium with Hurts. Either he get too gun shy and plays too conservative or tries to over correct it and play too aggressive
 
Seemed like Hurts was playing solid until Brown started whining about not getting enough targets, and complaining on social media even after wins. Last night Brown was probably content getting his looks and 100 yards in a loss.
I'm so done with that guy.
Posted this in the wrong thread by mistake:
First the good:
* The defense was very good yesterday. They constantly got put in terrible situations and came up big.
* Godert has been quietly been nails all season.
* Barkley finally had some of burst he had last season.

The bad:
* The interior of that offensive line was getting blown up all night. The only success they had running came outside.
* Hurts was putrid. That might have been the worst game of his career. He did have some nice throws though, and that leads me to the next bullet point.
* AJ Brown is hurting this team. The first play of the game was a tough catch for sure, but high level WR make it. The TD drop was perfectly thrown. The 3rd int Hurts threw that went off Brown"s hands was high but, again, a high level WR makes thar catch. I can pick apart at least three more plays, but i don't need to beat a dead horse. The last problem i have is with Brown's effort in blocking. I know that's not what he's there for but, damn, make an effort. I can't tell you how many times the person who made the tackle just blew right past him while he was just standing there. Jesus, at least chip the guy, I'm not asking you to blow him out of his cleats.
There was a screen to Davonta where AJ was the only blocker. That play is a Sirriani special and it never ever works, but the one I'm referring to had only AJ out front, which is monumentally stupid, but AJ basically barely engaged a defender and then passed him off as if there was another blocker behind him. Just lazy football all around.
That was definitely one of the plays I had in mind. Even a minimum effort would have been the difference between no gain and maybe 7 yards.
Yeah, I mean to be clear, on third and 15 or whatever it was, why in God‘s name you’re throwing a screen pass behind the line of scrimmage is beyond me. They do stupid **** like that three or four times a game and it’s infuriating. But then you sprinkle in a total lack of effort from your lead/only blocker, and I don’t even know what to say at that point.
I mean sprinkled in once in awhile you catch the defense off guard if they are playing too aggressive and get a first down or easy yards to get a tad closer when in FG range. However doing it every 3rd and long never works
 

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