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6 yr. old alone in runaway experimental balloon (1 Viewer)

B-Deep said:
General Malaise said:
You know, had I known that "Experimental Balloon Expert" was an occupational choice in life, I would have totally done things over in life.
seei lean towards crypto-zoologistspend your life studying animals that do not existfreaking brilliant
How on earth is that better than Experimental Balloon Expert??? Yours sounds like work. My occupational choice gets to speak to CNN on the phone everytime a 6 year old takes off in some sort of balloon like aircraft! Who's getting the hot tail at the bar now, mister? Huh?
 
Angry Beavers said:
It is going to come out that this is a hoax............ETA why else would the Dad have called the media?
To get his accidentally released balloon back for free?
 
This better have a good payoff or I'm going to be pissed. I invested a couple hours of emotional equity into this story.

I just heard that they have searched around the home and didn't find the kid hiding anywhere. WTF is going on?

 
B-Deep said:
Angry Beavers said:
It is going to come out that this is a hoax............
i hope somuch better than some other outcomes
Of course we all hope nothing happened to that boy. However, if this is a hoax this is still very serious and the tools behind it need to be dealt with. If the parents are involved and actually used their kid as a diversion in this that is just whacked! Where is this kid at right now and where are these parents?
absolutelyand if it was not a hoax and the kid just released the balloon and hid, they should still be dealt with, because we could have just seen a balloon land with one frozen child in itall in all the parents are grade a nozzles no matter how this turns out
 
Fat Nick said:
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Fat Nick said:
Holy Crap! If he gets above ~12,000 feet w/o oxygen, he'll be done for quickly.
What? I was at 14,000ft in August (Mosquito Pass, Colorado) without oxygen and had no problems.
FAA requires any plane flying above 12,000 feet to have supplemental oxygen or a pressurized cabin due to hypoxia.Not saying you're dead, but I'm sure you didn't get to 14,000 feet as fast as this kid could've...I'm sure that's part of the issue.
:confused: there were really no ill effects at that altitude. Sure, if you jogged or climbed a rock face you got winded easier, but I think the altitude required to cause any sort of issues is a good bit higher than that... likely in the 16,000-18,000 range. JMHO from some limited experience in amateur mountaineering.
I lived in Colorado for years. Colorado has a number of 14,000+ feet peaks (often called "fourteeners"). People routinely climb them and don't need oxygen. You have less oxygen at 14,000 then at sea level, but there is still plenty to live on. 14,000 feet, in an of itself, is not a life-threatening situation.
 
pantagrapher said:
Now I have to come to grips with the fact that I just spent 45 minutes watching an empty balloon on teevee.
You want one of those things don't ya. You know you do.
 
Fat Nick said:
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Fat Nick said:
Holy Crap!

If he gets above ~12,000 feet w/o oxygen, he'll be done for quickly.
What? I was at 14,000ft in August (Mosquito Pass, Colorado) without oxygen and had no problems.
FAA requires any plane flying above 12,000 feet to have supplemental oxygen or a pressurized cabin due to hypoxia.Not saying you're dead, but I'm sure you didn't get to 14,000 feet as fast as this kid could've...I'm sure that's part of the issue.
:shrug: there were really no ill effects at that altitude. Sure, if you jogged or climbed a rock face you got winded easier, but I think the altitude required to cause any sort of issues is a good bit higher than that... likely in the 16,000-18,000 range. JMHO from some limited experience in amateur mountaineering.
I need to check my FAA regs...it -could- be 12,000 feet AGL (Above Ground Level) versus MSL (Sea Level)...THIS should shed some light...I guess it's a better safe than sorry scenario up to a point.

 
There's no way anyone was ever inside that thing. No chance.
What are they saying on the street out there?
I have some friends who have indirect ties to the family. They're calling hoax. Everybody relax. I'll probably take a drive up there later and figure things out first hand. When the new says "20 people have mobilized" for a search I'm going to say they don't think a kid fell out of that thing.
 
Oh my God there is a kid in that thing...

"Poor Kid!"

Turns out there the kid was never on it, I'll never believe anything without more information!

I bet the parents set it up as a publicity stunt...

"Kill the parents!"

 
Ok, assume this is a hoax...where the heck is the kid? Locked in the basement or something? They had people searching the ground for him for 3 hours.

 
The media isn't helping matters much. They're playing it off as a "mystery". Is in not professional to inject some sanity into things?

"Well there's no hatch visible"

"The balloon doesn't look large enough to carry a child away"

The news needs a story. They'll milk the kid who flew away for a while then they'll turn to the attention starved family with an egomaniac father from Fort Collins who committed the hoax of the decade.

 
Suddenly, CNN is all skeptical of this. :lmao:Way to ferret out the facts here. Jesus, these people are hopeless.
:mellow: They're acting like it was completely obvious all along. :lmao:
My favorite line was "that's the story we were given so we went with it."JOURNALISM
They didn't have any high school kids to come in today to sing about Cap and Trade, or any funny SNL sketches to debunk from the weekend. Gotta fill 24 hours somehow. :shrug:
 
This is a complete abomination. News channels are a complete comedy show anymore. I can't stand any of these talking heads. What a bunch of smacked asses.

 
Charge them for every penny that was spent on the search and rescue effort. Then the family won't be laughing or profiting...

 
well at least we know everything is ok because this thread is becoming the same garbage as everything else in the FFA

 
I can't think it is a hoax orchestrated by the parents.

There are two scenarios in my mind:

1. Kid let the balloon fly, and now is scared to get in trouble.

2. He did get in the balloon and fell out. :mellow: I hope this didn't happen, but I have a bad feeling it did.

You have to think the police did an exhaustive search around the house.

 
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Anybody recall just how many helium balloons they needed to lift that little girl on Mythbusters? It took A LOT of helium.

I'm starting to question this thing's lifting ability now too...

 
I can't think it is a hoax orchestrated by the parents.There are two scenarios in my mind:1. Kid let the balloon fly, and now is scared to get in trouble.2. He did get in the balloon and fell out. :mellow: I hope this didn't happen, but I have a bad feeling it did. You have to think the police did an exhaustive search around the house.
3. The father killed the kid and used the "he flew away in the balloon, but it looks like he fell out, poor thing" routine to get away with it.
 

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