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"Honey, he's a Footballguy. He easily could have found $1000 in cash in the cushions of his car seat if needed. If he didn't have it, he surely could have turned to his super model wife and had her pull the needed cash out of her purse for him."Speaking of which, are you doing the fashion shows in Milan this year hon?"
I thought the exact same thing.
Do you burp it after?
He's gonna bite your face off when you least expect it.
I dont get it.I thought the exact same thing.
My wife is from LaCrosse.So yeah, I'm going to have to swing by and check this thing out next time I come up there. You out in the bluffs?
Are you [Wisconsin] guys thinking what I'm thinking? Wallaby cornhole in LaCrosse? It's a short drive from the fox valley, Milwaukee and Madison. It's got to happen, I've never seen a wallaby riding a water buffalo and want to check that off my bucket list!
he wants the Wallaby to punch his ex-wife in the faceI dont get it.I thought the exact same thing.
Hey check out my pet chimp bottle feeding a baby tigerBottle Feedinghttp://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx9/hooter311/1.jpgThink the pic was just @ the petting zoo?
Water Buffalo
http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx9/hooter311/2.jpg"
Cool. Does that thing have just one toe on its back legs?
It's got three toes, but the middle toe has two nails and can pinch together. The outside toes are much smaller. If it didn't have fur on it it would almost look like a turkey claw.
I'm working on getting him some type of pants. I'm thinking "Hulk" style denim.Bottom line is he is a large rodent and I don't want him pissing on my furniture. His poop is like rabbit pellets so that is no big deal but I couldn't handle the stench of piss in my house.So far, he hasn't gone to the bathroom when actually wearing the diaper. I take him outside and put him in his pen every few hours and he does his business there. Cutting out the tail hole is actually the biggest pain, I need to make some sort of model to make it easier because I chop up three diapers for every one I end up using.
Sweet, not sure who else is interested, but saw:Samuel L BronkowitzEvil Outsideris Furley a WI guy? Anyone else add your name and I'll try and organize something. Haven't gone out in LaX before and haven't seen a wallaby outside a zoo. Going to be fun. A few others FBG's I've corresponded with (but not sure they've checked in here) include Gruecd (runner from fox valley I think) and a few guys I've met IRL in football leagues.
Furley is up by Green Bay.
Or if someone knows a bar owner in the state cool enough to let him chill with us in there. He would love some peanuts or popcorn I think.
ahh.. next step will be a random sucker punch to the dog.. then an all out assult..dog better watch his back
I'm IN! I live in Texas now, but get back to WI every summer (did 2 of my degrees at UW-L).'JFT Ben said:
fixed.
Yes, I have a dilemma.I like encouraging Toby just as much as I feel sympathy for the dog.
How did it gain access to the fridge??
The big one is called the "Jugular Nail." I wonder why?
Like any pet, whatever you let it do or especially encourage it to do now, it's going to want to do for the rest of its life.If you don't want it deciding to box people at random when it's an adult, you need to discourage it now. If you don't want it thinking hissing at other animals is the way to handle things, you need to discourage it now.
Just sit in the parking lot with the wallaby on a leash, taunting the children as they leave school.He did site the "no pet" policy. Still, i feel like the kids are missing out in this deal. Sucks what the world has become.
I realize this, and it is extremely tempting to play with him more rough. I do worry about the safety of my son, the dog should be able to take care of himself for the most part, I'm not much of a coddler. I do have a spray bottle of water when he is misbehaving, anything physical and he thinks you are playing. The jumping up and clinging to your pant leg or arm while you are walking by is already getting a bit old.
I had it open pouring a glass of juice. He is so curious that it is hard not to indulge him. I do need a garbage can and a clothes hamper that I can secure to the wall. I thought I lost him the other day but he was burrowed in the bottom of the hamper, napping.How did it gain access to the fridge??
I know Kangaroos are very dangerous because they can stand on their tails and kick with their back legs. I don't know yet if wallabies are capable of this. His tail might not be thick enough to support him. He uses his front claws for playing and the back ones usually only when latching on.The big one is called the "Jugular Nail." I wonder why?
I've been going to bed with a t-shirt and a hoody and he sleeps between the layers for bonding purposes. I have to leave the A/C cranked to be able to stand the little hot pocket but it has been tolerable so far.When I leave for the day I leave his drawstring bag hanging from the laundry room door and he spends the day in there. He can hop in and out of it on his own but as far as I know he doesn't if I'm not there. When I am there he is usually in the room with me fiddling with something.
I'm a big wallaby now!
That's a hell of a drumstick!
Drunken Monkey technique dismantles the Wallaby technique easily
awesome breakdown...
Only 3 days into this epic tale...
They seem to leave the mid-section wide open for a body blow. Don't be afraid to work the body.
