St. Louis Bob
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This needs its own thread.
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A note to my coworker ... (5 Viewers)
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Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
The funny part about this was that she didn't say, "Oh, fuzzy navel?!?!" She said it very matter-of-factly, like she was just putting it on her mental shopping list.
bakes
I am the Beer God!
You have one of them too, huh?
chet
Footballguy
I can see bringing over beer but HTF do you bring over a fuzzy navel without looking like a complete idiot.The funny part about this was that she didn't say, "Oh, fuzzy navel?!?!" She said it very matter-of-factly, like she was just putting it on her mental shopping list.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I think this gal runs in different circles than you or I.I can see bringing over beer but HTF do you bring over a fuzzy navel without looking like a complete idiot.The funny part about this was that she didn't say, "Oh, fuzzy navel?!?!" She said it very matter-of-factly, like she was just putting it on her mental shopping list.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Yeah, she'll call to verify an email address or something and when she gets the answer, she'll say "Wonderful!" What?! I don't think she realizes that word should be reserved for the look on a child's face, live Floyd bootlegs, and fireworks.You have one of them too, huh?
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
super-duper!!Yeah, she'll call to verify an email address or something and when she gets the answer, she'll say "Wonderful!" What?! I don't think she realizes that word should be reserved for the look on a child's face, live Floyd bootlegs, and fireworks.You have one of them too, huh?
baaloc1968
Footballguy
Coworkers,
If you have a project being implemented, the weeks of testing and implementation are not the weeks you should be going on vacation.
TIA
B.
If you have a project being implemented, the weeks of testing and implementation are not the weeks you should be going on vacation.
TIA
B.
Jobber
Footballguy
I'm all too familiar with this one. And then somehow they'll be pissed (at someone else) when they don't meet their dates.
Shooter McGavin
Down the middle
Dear Cows,
The four of you run about a combined nine bills. I think you can survive one Friday without donuts, so the last half hour of complaining about the guy forgetting to bring them seems a little over the top.
Gluttonously yours,
SM
The four of you run about a combined nine bills. I think you can survive one Friday without donuts, so the last half hour of complaining about the guy forgetting to bring them seems a little over the top.
Gluttonously yours,
SM
Cunk
Footballguy
Hugh, what is with your brain? I've got to ask you things 5 times at least before I get a correct reply. Here are 2 email threads:
Me: So do you want me to add the existing voice over in the program or use the new voice over?
Hugh: The clip you posted was great.
Me: What I want to know, now that I've read your producer's notes, is do you now want me to add in the voice over that was existing on the tape or the one we just recorded.
Hugh: The clip you posted was fine.
Me: I'm not asking you about the clip I posted. What I'm asking you about is do you want me to now insert the existing voice over and take out the new voice over. (I copy and paste his producer's comments)
You: Use the new
5 days later I get a message to add the existing (old) voice over back in.
Today:
Hugh: There are a few more issues with the DVD which I sent you yesterday. When can we expect a new DVD? (They are within bike courier distance)
Me: I can get you a new DVD today. BTW I didn't get an email from you yesterday.
Hugh: Oh, I see you were never sent an email yesterday. I'll resend comments. (Why couldn't you send comments with this email?)
Me (an hour or so later): Hugh, do you think you could tell me when I'll receive those comments?
Hugh: I sent them a few minutes ago. I'll resend. (I never got the comments. Again, why not just send the damn comments with this email!!!??
)
(After a couple of hours)
Me: I don't know if you've sent any comments but I haven't received anything.
(After a couple more hours)
Me: Hugh, are you around? (now we are past time that I could implement any changes to get a dvd to him today)
Hugh: Sure (leaves phone number)
Me: I just need the comments.
End of day
Me: So do you want me to add the existing voice over in the program or use the new voice over?
Hugh: The clip you posted was great.
Me: What I want to know, now that I've read your producer's notes, is do you now want me to add in the voice over that was existing on the tape or the one we just recorded.
Hugh: The clip you posted was fine.
Me: I'm not asking you about the clip I posted. What I'm asking you about is do you want me to now insert the existing voice over and take out the new voice over. (I copy and paste his producer's comments)
You: Use the new
5 days later I get a message to add the existing (old) voice over back in.
Today:
Hugh: There are a few more issues with the DVD which I sent you yesterday. When can we expect a new DVD? (They are within bike courier distance)
Me: I can get you a new DVD today. BTW I didn't get an email from you yesterday.
Hugh: Oh, I see you were never sent an email yesterday. I'll resend comments. (Why couldn't you send comments with this email?)
Me (an hour or so later): Hugh, do you think you could tell me when I'll receive those comments?
Hugh: I sent them a few minutes ago. I'll resend. (I never got the comments. Again, why not just send the damn comments with this email!!!??
)(After a couple of hours)
Me: I don't know if you've sent any comments but I haven't received anything.
(After a couple more hours)
Me: Hugh, are you around? (now we are past time that I could implement any changes to get a dvd to him today)
Hugh: Sure (leaves phone number)
Me: I just need the comments.
End of day
ChampBailey24
Footballguy
SuperJohn96
RPS World Champion
Dear DPH-JD,
Thanks for calling in 'sick today'. Any day I don't have to listen to you back-stab another employee or be rude to customers on the phone in that shrill voice of yours is a small victory and cause for celebration.
I actually did a happy dance. I mean I literally stood up and did a happy dance because I hate your stupid face and your annoying voice that much.
Oh, and the fact that you called in 'sick' today, when our receptionist left sick at noon yesterday and you #####ed and moaned about her 'faking' ...well, let's just say it's not a 'coincidence' that went unnoticed.
Eff You,
SJ96
Thanks for calling in 'sick today'. Any day I don't have to listen to you back-stab another employee or be rude to customers on the phone in that shrill voice of yours is a small victory and cause for celebration.
I actually did a happy dance. I mean I literally stood up and did a happy dance because I hate your stupid face and your annoying voice that much.
Oh, and the fact that you called in 'sick' today, when our receptionist left sick at noon yesterday and you #####ed and moaned about her 'faking' ...well, let's just say it's not a 'coincidence' that went unnoticed.
Eff You,
SJ96
belljr
Footballguy
My favorite is we had a client scheduled to go Live beginning of April.The beginning of March I made a vacation request to be out end of May.For whatever reasons things were pushed back and back for going live end of May. I got grief for vacation. I freaking scheduled my vacation around YOU and now you didn't meet your dates I'm getting grief?
Nathan R. Jessep
Footballguy
WampusCat43
Footballguy
(This is an absolutely true story - it happened to a friend of mine)
Dear Duke Energy:
After all this time, it would be nice to get a little more recognition of my achievements than a programmed message, delivered to my phone in the dead of night, saying "Dear...Wampus Cat..., thank you for your...ten...years of service to the company."
Dear Duke Energy:
After all this time, it would be nice to get a little more recognition of my achievements than a programmed message, delivered to my phone in the dead of night, saying "Dear...Wampus Cat..., thank you for your...ten...years of service to the company."
SuperJohn96
RPS World Champion
SuperJohn96 said:
perry147
Footballguy
Dear Coworker,
When the project plan was being discussed and outlined certain tasks were assigned to certain people. One of those tasks was for you to enter all the new user/employee information. When the project went live and the information was entered wrong - it is not a design issue. YOU HAVE TO ENTER THEIR EMAIL ADDRESS CORRECTLY. If the email address is not entered correctly the system can not automatically correct it (which apparently came at a huge surprise to you).
PS: Assigning a help desk ticket to fix the users outlook email because they are not getting the emails is asinine and then too complain that the system is broken just shows your complete lack of gray matter. - this has not gone unnoticed.
When the project plan was being discussed and outlined certain tasks were assigned to certain people. One of those tasks was for you to enter all the new user/employee information. When the project went live and the information was entered wrong - it is not a design issue. YOU HAVE TO ENTER THEIR EMAIL ADDRESS CORRECTLY. If the email address is not entered correctly the system can not automatically correct it (which apparently came at a huge surprise to you).
PS: Assigning a help desk ticket to fix the users outlook email because they are not getting the emails is asinine and then too complain that the system is broken just shows your complete lack of gray matter. - this has not gone unnoticed.
mr. furley
Footballguy
:headexplode:
i'm so furious that i can't even formulate sentences
i'm so furious that i can't even formulate sentences
tri-man 47
Footballguy
Dear Bagel Burner,
What kind of an absent-minded dolt puts a bagel in our cheap-### microwave, sets the faulty auto-dial, and then walks away? Thanks for ruining everyone's day. I have weak girly-lungs and can't handle the smoke, thus causing me to burn (pun not intended) a sick day because of you. Thanks for that.
Lung-Damaged Coworker
What kind of an absent-minded dolt puts a bagel in our cheap-### microwave, sets the faulty auto-dial, and then walks away? Thanks for ruining everyone's day. I have weak girly-lungs and can't handle the smoke, thus causing me to burn (pun not intended) a sick day because of you. Thanks for that.
Lung-Damaged Coworker
Shooter McGavin
Down the middle
####### seriously?
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belljr
Footballguy
It would be a cold day in hell before I did that. 1) it's freaking dumb b) I have no baby picsYou should go off the deep end about losing all your baby photos.
joffer
Footballguy
Reply
ear Susie Creamcheese,You've got to be ####ing kidding meSincerely,A grown up
Shooter McGavin
Down the middle
Oh, there is no bloody way I would even consider participating in something this stupid.
Wild Young Billy
A Crazy Cat
Excellent use of company time.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
lol i love Shooter's contributions in this thread. and the whole thread is just epic.
comfortably numb
Footballguy
Dear Frank/Bob
Please don't email me a nice well thought out email with about 3 sets of instructions, THEN call me 15 minutes later to ask if I got the email, and then go over each instruction anyway.
Please don't email me a nice well thought out email with about 3 sets of instructions, THEN call me 15 minutes later to ask if I got the email, and then go over each instruction anyway.
belljr
Footballguy
You should bring in a picture of a african american baby if you are white and vice versaOh, there is no bloody way I would even consider participating in something this stupid.It would be a cold day in hell before I did that. 1) it's freaking dumb b) I have no baby picsYou should go off the deep end about losing all your baby photos.
george
Footballguy
Dear sons,
I know I am to blame for not asking the secretary to leave my last hour open today. However, the bum in the office next to me (who I do 4x more work than) can't cover my last meeting today. He's busy. I know I planned poorly but this buttmunch is not being helpful.
I know I have picked you all up early from school for the past 7 years, so we can all go out and have ice cream to celebrate another year of school. But I can't do it this year. Sorry kids. No ice cream until after 5pm.
Signed,
Dad with poor planning skills.
__________________________________________________________
Dear Buttmunch Co-worker,
I know you don't have children. Your a 55 year old guy with no family and lots to do. You can't understand why this might be important to both me and my kids, but hey that's okay.
DONT EVER ASK ME TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!!! EVER!!!!
Signed,
Pissy co-worker with poor planning skills.
I know I am to blame for not asking the secretary to leave my last hour open today. However, the bum in the office next to me (who I do 4x more work than) can't cover my last meeting today. He's busy. I know I planned poorly but this buttmunch is not being helpful.
I know I have picked you all up early from school for the past 7 years, so we can all go out and have ice cream to celebrate another year of school. But I can't do it this year. Sorry kids. No ice cream until after 5pm.
Signed,
Dad with poor planning skills.
__________________________________________________________
Dear Buttmunch Co-worker,
I know you don't have children. Your a 55 year old guy with no family and lots to do. You can't understand why this might be important to both me and my kids, but hey that's okay.
DONT EVER ASK ME TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!!! EVER!!!!
Signed,
Pissy co-worker with poor planning skills.
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Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
ask if a pic of your babyarm will doOh, there is no bloody way I would even consider participating in something this stupid.
Shooter McGavin
Down the middle
You should bring in a picture of a african american baby if you are white and vice versaOh, there is no bloody way I would even consider participating in something this stupid.
You may have just made me a participant in this little game...
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Here, Janice. That's me on the right.You should bring in a picture of a african american baby if you are white and vice versaOh, there is no bloody way I would even consider participating in something this stupid.It would be a cold day in hell before I did that. 1) it's freaking dumb b) I have no baby picsYou should go off the deep end about losing all your baby photos.
You may have just made me a participant in this little game...
bakes
I am the Beer God!
You should bring in a picture of a african american baby if you are white and vice versaOh, there is no bloody way I would even consider participating in something this stupid.You may have just made me a participant in this little game...
Play around with their minds. if anyone asks tell them you had a race change operation when you were 6. Better yet! if they ask, tell them you were adopted. 
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TommyGilmore
Footballguy
Just submit the Van Halen "1984" cover.
ThaPenguin
Footballguy
:headexplode:i'm so furious that i can't even formulate sentences
Still anxiously awaiting the explanation of this.
SuperJohn96
RPS World Champion
He PM'd me...it's a pretty good rant. I'll leave it to him to post it tho.:headexplode:i'm so furious that i can't even formulate sentences
belljr
Footballguy
You should bring in a picture of a african american baby if you are white and vice versaOh, there is no bloody way I would even consider participating in something this stupid.
I was adopted, that's why in the picture I'm black
WampusCat43
Footballguy
Try thisShooter McGavin said:belljr said:You should bring in a picture of a african american baby if you are white and vice versaShooter McGavin said:Oh, there is no bloody way I would even consider participating in something this stupid.belljr said:Shooter McGavin said:
TheWalkmen
Footballguy
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From:
Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 2:41 PM
To:
Cc:
Subject: RE: FW:
i dont like Maureen.
just kidding. i am indifferent towards brownies. but we honestly have someones birthday by Connie's desk every week. another common thing is for someone to bring in cookies or brownies and send out a department wide email beginning "supporting or wellness initiative" blah blah blah or "in an effort to keep our wellness initiative running strong I've brought in a box of krispy kremes, they're over by Connie's desk" blah blah blah. no crap they're over by Connie's desk, everything is! shut your pie hole and get on a treadmill!
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From:
Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 2:31 PM
To:
Cc:
Subject: Re: FW:
hold up. you don't like brownies????
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From:
Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 2:23 PM
To:
Cc:
Subject: RE: FW:
note to my co-worker:
i don't really care that it's Maureen's birthday and we're having brownies by Connie's desk: (1) i don't like brownies, (2) last week we celebrated Doug's birthday with gooey butter bars, and (3) next week we're celebrating someone else's birthday with ice-cream cake.
From:
Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 2:41 PM
To:
Cc:
Subject: RE: FW:
i dont like Maureen.
just kidding. i am indifferent towards brownies. but we honestly have someones birthday by Connie's desk every week. another common thing is for someone to bring in cookies or brownies and send out a department wide email beginning "supporting or wellness initiative" blah blah blah or "in an effort to keep our wellness initiative running strong I've brought in a box of krispy kremes, they're over by Connie's desk" blah blah blah. no crap they're over by Connie's desk, everything is! shut your pie hole and get on a treadmill!
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From:
Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 2:31 PM
To:
Cc:
Subject: Re: FW:
hold up. you don't like brownies????
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From:
Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 2:23 PM
To:
Cc:
Subject: RE: FW:
note to my co-worker:
i don't really care that it's Maureen's birthday and we're having brownies by Connie's desk: (1) i don't like brownies, (2) last week we celebrated Doug's birthday with gooey butter bars, and (3) next week we're celebrating someone else's birthday with ice-cream cake.
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mr. furley
Footballguy
i understand this sort of thing can have negative repercussions on one's careerThis is fast becoming my favorite thread in the FFA.I, too, would like to see Furl's rant posted.
Jayrod
Footballguy
i understand this sort of thing can have negative repercussions on one's careerThis is fast becoming my favorite thread in the FFA.I, too, would like to see Furl's rant posted.
I see.I'll take a PM if you've got the time...Dear CEO,
Yeah you own the company, but did you have to wipe out half the parking spots by building an 8-car garage for yourself? While you were at it, why not a bronze statue of your likeness?
Sucks parking a half-mile from the building, because your illegal immigrant warehouse workers took the good spots.
Yeah you own the company, but did you have to wipe out half the parking spots by building an 8-car garage for yourself? While you were at it, why not a bronze statue of your likeness?
Sucks parking a half-mile from the building, because your illegal immigrant warehouse workers took the good spots.
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[scooter]
Footballguy
Suck it up, Kevin.
Dear maintenance project manager,
There are two people in IT. One handles the network stuff, the other the phones and desktops. I don't care if you don't like the network guy, but he's the one you need to talk to. You're a grown adult male, not a grade school/junior high/high school kid. Suck it up and talk to him about what you need to have happen. I am not your "go between" just because you refuse to speak to him. Also, leaving him out of important office move/new office construction emails, for the same damn reason, is just stupid. I refuse to be caught up in this childish BS. When I tell you that you need to talk to him, don't give me that "for reasons I'd rather not get into, I don't want to talk to him" nonsense. I know why you don't want to talk to him, but I don't care. Act like a grown adult and do what needs to be done for the good of the project and the company.
All my love,
Sclaffer
There are two people in IT. One handles the network stuff, the other the phones and desktops. I don't care if you don't like the network guy, but he's the one you need to talk to. You're a grown adult male, not a grade school/junior high/high school kid. Suck it up and talk to him about what you need to have happen. I am not your "go between" just because you refuse to speak to him. Also, leaving him out of important office move/new office construction emails, for the same damn reason, is just stupid. I refuse to be caught up in this childish BS. When I tell you that you need to talk to him, don't give me that "for reasons I'd rather not get into, I don't want to talk to him" nonsense. I know why you don't want to talk to him, but I don't care. Act like a grown adult and do what needs to be done for the good of the project and the company.
All my love,
Sclaffer
TommyGilmore
Footballguy
Your response: "For reasons I'd rather not get into, I refuse to talk to him on your behalf."
