To the dumb guy in the cube behind me,
Conversation is a two-way street. It has a rhythm all its own. Interrupting people mid-sentence with "EH! EH! EH! EH! EH! EH!" until they stop talking and listen is REALLY REALLY ####ING ANNOYING!
Changing it to "SEE! SEE! SEE! SEE! SEE!" until they stop is NO ####ING BETTER!
If you're going to interrupt people when they're talking.. don't just interject some completely un-related, non-sensical, garbage that only you understand. Why you broke in to a conversation about a power outage with "EH! EH! EH! EH! EH! Here's an article i saw in the Sheboygan Bee last week about a guy whose garage door collapsed and fell on his car." is beyond me.
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE #### YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND WE DON'T ####ING CARE!!! SHUT THE #### UP!
And, please, STOP throwing yourself on the grenade every time our boss comes around. If she's questioning something that went wrong, ESPECIALLY when you had nothing to do with it and have no idea what she's talking about DO NOT interrupt her ("no, no, no see see see see what it is is, what it is is, see.. {laugh}... woo! see") to tell her about something you did wrong. That only confuses the boss, makes her angry and then we ALL look stupid.
Finally, for the love of allah, STOP singing "hallelujiah! hallelujiah! halelujiah!"x3 when something happens like a new box of printer paper is delivered.. or when the water guy shows up with new jugs.. or when the mail guy stops in. IT'S NOT THAT ####ING EXCITING!!! AND NONE OF US WANTS TO HEAR YOU SINGING SONG VERSES YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!
god it's been a long morning already.