Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
!Hell, I might have a book out of this whole thing.
!Hell, I might have a book out of this whole thing.
Understandable. I will re-review the thread for Gusto posts. Between this thread and the dearth of material you have, a book should be published. Even if it's only ipublished.Gusto picked up a little slack, but since then, there's been some interesting developments here at work where electronic communication was tapped by higher ups and used to incriminate and fire. I'm not taking any chances right now, GB. But in time - probably a year from now - I've got material for days. Hell, I might have a book out of this whole thing.You've been missed in it.I believe you owe a few more stories that you promised before a small vacation got in the way.awesome.god i missed this thread.
Though I do think this would make a fantastic book for toilet viewing, I'm talking about the work place drama i've been living the past year.well, the past 7 years really, but the last one was the most intense. :wipesbrow: :looksovershoulder:Understandable. I will re-review the thread for Gusto posts. Between this thread and the dearth of material you have, a book should be published. Even if it's only ipublished.Gusto picked up a little slack, but since then, there's been some interesting developments here at work where electronic communication was tapped by higher ups and used to incriminate and fire. I'm not taking any chances right now, GB. But in time - probably a year from now - I've got material for days. Hell, I might have a book out of this whole thing.You've been missed in it.I believe you owe a few more stories that you promised before a small vacation got in the way.awesome.god i missed this thread.
For you, Tufnel, anything.Sack, promise us you won't go postal.
Um, heh heh. Uh, RIP man. At least you didn't go all Benoit on your family in the process.Attention Co-Loser:
I know your life suxxors -- wife just left you and slapped a restraining order on your ###, can't afford to get the heat in your car fixed so you are using a can of sterno to defrost your windshield, desperately hoping that your 80's feathered hair and cheesy pron moustache come back into vogue --- but for the love of God when you go out on break to have a smoke or thirty, dousing yourself in cheap cologne does not disguise the stench, it only makes it worse. And while you're at it, why don't you try gargling with some of that cologne because your whiskey breath is MELTING MY ####ING EYEBROWS.
Plz die.
CQ
Um, heh heh. Uh, RIP man. At least you didn't go all Benoit on your family in the process.Attention Co-Loser:
I know your life suxxors -- wife just left you and slapped a restraining order on your ###, can't afford to get the heat in your car fixed so you are using a can of sterno to defrost your windshield, desperately hoping that your 80's feathered hair and cheesy pron moustache come back into vogue --- but for the love of God when you go out on break to have a smoke or thirty, dousing yourself in cheap cologne does not disguise the stench, it only makes it worse. And while you're at it, why don't you try gargling with some of that cologne because your whiskey breath is MELTING MY ####ING EYEBROWS.
Plz die.
CQ
Seriously?Um, heh heh. Uh, RIP man. At least you didn't go all Benoit on your family in the process.Attention Co-Loser:
I know your life suxxors -- wife just left you and slapped a restraining order on your ###, can't afford to get the heat in your car fixed so you are using a can of sterno to defrost your windshield, desperately hoping that your 80's feathered hair and cheesy pron moustache come back into vogue --- but for the love of God when you go out on break to have a smoke or thirty, dousing yourself in cheap cologne does not disguise the stench, it only makes it worse. And while you're at it, why don't you try gargling with some of that cologne because your whiskey breath is MELTING MY ####ING EYEBROWS.
Plz die.
CQ
Maybe his clothes are dated.Just overheard in a telephone conversation: "Yeah ... yeah ... you kind of get that era about him."
From my wifeear Jamie,The reason you didn't know about the party and April did is that I only invited people I wanted to attend.
Wow, that morning really just FLEW by! You've been here for just over 4 hours and i have NOT heard you yammering on and on for about 20 of those minutes. Though i have it on good authority you were over by 's desk chatting it up about cake. You really didn't need to let out that exaggerated sigh and proclaim "wow, this has been a really tough morning". We all know. You have been breaking your back over there today. Take an extra 15 for lunch and come back when you're refreshed.Hey,
Morning. I know 7:30 comes around awful early but that's your start time. I can totally understand chit-chatting with your co-workers for a few minutes in the morning and, hey, especially on Monday.. who really wants to start work again on a Monday?
BUT IT'S NINE FORTY-FIVE AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T SHUT YOUR FAT ####ING MOUTH!
:reported:
TotallyNigel Tufnel said:Seriously?Um, heh heh. Uh, RIP man. At least you didn't go all Benoit on your family in the process.Attention Co-Loser:
I know your life suxxors -- wife just left you and slapped a restraining order on your ###, can't afford to get the heat in your car fixed so you are using a can of sterno to defrost your windshield, desperately hoping that your 80's feathered hair and cheesy pron moustache come back into vogue --- but for the love of God when you go out on break to have a smoke or thirty, dousing yourself in cheap cologne does not disguise the stench, it only makes it worse. And while you're at it, why don't you try gargling with some of that cologne because your whiskey breath is MELTING MY ####ING EYEBROWS.
Plz die.
CQ
jeebus. some days it feels like you HAVEN'T STOPPED TALKING SINCE JULY 2ND!! ####!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hey,
Morning. I know 7:30 comes around awful early but that's your start time. I can totally understand chit-chatting with your co-workers for a few minutes in the morning and, hey, especially on Monday.. who really wants to start work again on a Monday?
BUT IT'S NINE FORTY-FIVE AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T SHUT YOUR FAT ####ING MOUTH!
:reported:
By his own hand?TotallySeriously?Um, heh heh. Uh, RIP man. At least you didn't go all Benoit on your family in the process.Attention Co-Loser:
I know your life suxxors -- wife just left you and slapped a restraining order on your ###, can't afford to get the heat in your car fixed so you are using a can of sterno to defrost your windshield, desperately hoping that your 80's feathered hair and cheesy pron moustache come back into vogue --- but for the love of God when you go out on break to have a smoke or thirty, dousing yourself in cheap cologne does not disguise the stench, it only makes it worse. And while you're at it, why don't you try gargling with some of that cologne because your whiskey breath is MELTING MY ####ING EYEBROWS.
Plz die.
CQ
If that's true, this thread just got a bit less funny.By his own hand?TotallySeriously?Um, heh heh. Uh, RIP man. At least you didn't go all Benoit on your family in the process.Attention Co-Loser:
I know your life suxxors -- wife just left you and slapped a restraining order on your ###, can't afford to get the heat in your car fixed so you are using a can of sterno to defrost your windshield, desperately hoping that your 80's feathered hair and cheesy pron moustache come back into vogue --- but for the love of God when you go out on break to have a smoke or thirty, dousing yourself in cheap cologne does not disguise the stench, it only makes it worse. And while you're at it, why don't you try gargling with some of that cologne because your whiskey breath is MELTING MY ####ING EYEBROWS.
Plz die.
CQ
Can we get the story here?TotallySeriously?Um, heh heh. Uh, RIP man. At least you didn't go all Benoit on your family in the process.Attention Co-Loser:
I know your life suxxors -- wife just left you and slapped a restraining order on your ###, can't afford to get the heat in your car fixed so you are using a can of sterno to defrost your windshield, desperately hoping that your 80's feathered hair and cheesy pron moustache come back into vogue --- but for the love of God when you go out on break to have a smoke or thirty, dousing yourself in cheap cologne does not disguise the stench, it only makes it worse. And while you're at it, why don't you try gargling with some of that cologne because your whiskey breath is MELTING MY ####ING EYEBROWS.
Plz die.
CQ
Got one of these here too. I pretty much have it tuned out at this point.STOP ####ING LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING!!!!
I realize it's a nervous tic and that everybody has one (or more) but LAUGHING EVERY TIME SOMEONE TALKS TO YOU AND DURING EVERY PAUSE IN A CONVERSATION IS JUST ####ING CREEPY AND STRANGE!!!!!
It's made ESPECIALLY creepy when you giggle nervously while someone is telling you that they are scheduled to have a mastectomy in a couple weeks, YOU FREAK! STOP!
I'd have her go in the reverse order, so you can rule her out right away if need be.Oh, and post them here when you get them... TIADear hot Texan girl,It's nice you think I'm cute. Hinting to our mutual friend to tell me was 3rd grade, but it made my day.Just one request, given my track record with women: I'm going to need you to list out your mental issues, going from least to most crazy.TIA.
Hi there again,Just because you saw "300" both in the theater and on DVD, does not make you an expert on Greek history. I don't know that much about the Greeks (other than they seemed to like teh butt secks), but I still know you have no idea what you're talking about.Dear old and unattractive ladies,
Hearing you lusting over the ripped guys in the "300" movie is enough to bring the vomit to the back of my throat. Please don't make me envision you horny.
Heavingly,
Shootah
You have no idea.Is it time for a new gig?
Sorry, never saw this reply.Guy was an alcoholic. Got fired for sleeping on the job. Went to work for Wally World. Got arrested/fired for stealing. Was found dead in his home a few weeks later. A co-worker of mine spoke to the neighbor who found him. He had been dead about a week when found . No apparent gunshot wound so either OD'd, drank himself to death, or had a heart attack.Can we get the story here?TotallySeriously?Um, heh heh. Uh, RIP man. At least you didn't go all Benoit on your family in the process.Attention Co-Loser:
I know your life suxxors -- wife just left you and slapped a restraining order on your ###, can't afford to get the heat in your car fixed so you are using a can of sterno to defrost your windshield, desperately hoping that your 80's feathered hair and cheesy pron moustache come back into vogue --- but for the love of God when you go out on break to have a smoke or thirty, dousing yourself in cheap cologne does not disguise the stench, it only makes it worse. And while you're at it, why don't you try gargling with some of that cologne because your whiskey breath is MELTING MY ####ING EYEBROWS.
Plz die.
CQ