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[Marvin]

When it comes to bagging groceries, I prefer to let the pros do their job.

And just stand there awkwardly while you hold up the line?

It's not awkward for me at all. I'm usually flipping through a Cosmo or National Enquirer.

 

[drummer]

Flavored ghetto cigars.

 

[Apple Juice]

When it comes to bagging groceries, I prefer to let the pros do their job.

And just stand there awkwardly while you hold up the line?

You care way too much about holding up lines. If the people behind me are in such a hurry, they would be in front of me.

If more people cared about holding up lines, lines wouldn't get held up as much. Everyone would be in a better mood. You don't like being in a better mood?

 

[roadkill1292]

When it comes to bagging groceries, I prefer to let the pros do their job.

And just stand there awkwardly while you hold up the line?

You care way too much about holding up lines. If the people behind me are in such a hurry, they would be in front of me.

If more people cared about holding up lines, lines wouldn't get held up as much. Everyone would be in a better mood. You don't like being in a better mood?

You're looking at it backwards. We should be encouraging enjoyable behavior in the (inevitable) lines. Make lemonade, etc., etc.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

When it comes to bagging groceries, I prefer to let the pros do their job.

And just stand there awkwardly while you hold up the line?

You care way too much about holding up lines. If the people behind me are in such a hurry, they would be in front of me.

If more people cared about holding up lines, lines wouldn't get held up as much. Everyone would be in a better mood. You don't like being in a better mood?

You're looking at it backwards. We should be encouraging enjoyable behavior in the (inevitable) lines. Make lemonade, etc., etc.

Those people with the snack samples should be there next to the lines to make the time go by faster.

 

[YSR]

When it comes to bagging groceries, I prefer to let the pros do their job.

And just stand there awkwardly while you hold up the line?

You care way too much about holding up lines. If the people behind me are in such a hurry, they would be in front of me.

What if you have to go to your car to get a penny?

 

[Christo]

When it comes to bagging groceries, I prefer to let the pros do their job.

And just stand there awkwardly while you hold up the line?

You care way too much about holding up lines. If the people behind me are in such a hurry, they would be in front of me.

If more people cared about holding up lines, lines wouldn't get held up as much. Everyone would be in a better mood. You don't like being in a better mood?

Lines don't bother me. As a matter of fact I'm happier knowing people like you are bothered by such trivial matters as a few extra minutes in a grocery store.

 

[roadkill1292]

When it comes to bagging groceries, I prefer to let the pros do their job.

And just stand there awkwardly while you hold up the line?

You care way too much about holding up lines. If the people behind me are in such a hurry, they would be in front of me.

If more people cared about holding up lines, lines wouldn't get held up as much. Everyone would be in a better mood. You don't like being in a better mood?

Lines don't bother me. As a matter of fact I'm happier knowing people like you are bothered by such trivial matters as a few extra minutes in a grocery store.

You're the worst. Next to me.

 

[Apple Juice]

When it comes to bagging groceries, I prefer to let the pros do their job.

And just stand there awkwardly while you hold up the line?

You care way too much about holding up lines. If the people behind me are in such a hurry, they would be in front of me.

If more people cared about holding up lines, lines wouldn't get held up as much. Everyone would be in a better mood. You don't like being in a better mood?

Lines don't bother me. As a matter of fact I'm happier knowing people like you are bothered by such trivial matters as a few extra minutes in a grocery store.

This isn't in any way surprising.

 

[Fennis]

Huh. After the last page or so, I now miss threads about people arguing over politics.

 

[Zaxxon]

When it comes to bagging groceries, I prefer to let the pros do their job.

And just stand there awkwardly while you hold up the line?

You care way too much about holding up lines. If the people behind me are in such a hurry, they would be in front of me.

What if you have to go to your car to get a penny?

To hold up in the picture?

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Plot in a pron

Pubic hair

Gape

Long thick saliva with mascara running all over the place.

 

[drummer]

Fox Sports' College Football show.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Fox Sports' College Football show.

I'm torn. Erin Andrews is ravishing, but Harrington and George are "boom goes the dynamite" bad.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Defenders continuing to run at the return man well after the touch back. Is this some kind of intimidation thing? Show of resolve? Boredom? I'm at a loss of why they do this.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

When it comes to bagging groceries, I prefer to let the pros do their job.

And just stand there awkwardly while you hold up the line?

You care way too much about holding up lines. If the people behind me are in such a hurry, they would be in front of me.

Not just other people. I get out of the line probably 3 minutes faster if I just pick up things and put them in a bag. That's easy to do. 3 minutes per trip, maybe 1 trip per week, that's 2.5 hours a year! That's enough time to have sex with my wife like 30 extra times.

 

[Marvin]

Defenders continuing to run at the return man well after the touch back. Is this some kind of intimidation thing? Show of resolve? Boredom? I'm at a loss of why they do this.

Wasn't it Jerry Glanville that made all of his guys on the KO team run down and touch the return man on a touch back? Some Harry Highschool crap right there.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The "jump and bump" celebration is so completely played out. It really was never that interesting to begin with.

 

[Sam Quentin]

redesigning websites so that the useful information is buried seveeral clicks deeps in order to generate more page views

 

[Mr. Pickles]

redesigning websites so that the useful information is buried seveeral clicks deeps in order to generate more page views

Related: sites that use the "slideshow" layout to generate more ad revenue. It's transparent and annoying. Usually I'll just move on and not bother. Yes, I'm looking at you, Bleacher Report.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

redesigning websites so that the useful information is buried seveeral clicks deeps in order to generate more page views

Related: sites that use the "slideshow" layout to generate more ad revenue. It's transparent and annoying. Usually I'll just move on and not bother. Yes, I'm looking at you, Bleacher Report.

And "somehow" BR is always on the first page of Google results.

 

[Joe T]

Bleacher Report is unreadable.

 

[Joe T]

Internet message board wagers needs to be retired immediately.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Internet message board wagers needs to be retired immediately.

I'll bet you $20 they remain popular.

 

[17seconds]

Baseball teams jumping up and down together in a circle after winning

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Baseball teams jumping up and down together in a circle after winning

Football teams all putting a hand in and saying "THING on three....ONETWOTHREE THING!!!"

 

[Andy Dufresne]

This trend of producing songs with profanity in them knowing that they'll be censored out in the radio version.

Pink's new song is catchy but it's unlistenable because they bleep out the swearing.

Just leave it out to begin with.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Retweeting/quoting posts and adding "boom" or "this."

 

[17seconds]

This trend of producing songs with profanity in them knowing that they'll be censored out in the radio version.Pink's new song is catchy but it's unlistenable because they bleep out the swearing.Just leave it out to begin with.

Whatever you say Pat Boone, we're trying to sell records here

 

[texasheat]

Retweeting/quoting posts and adding "boom" or "this."

I know right?

 

[Tom Servo]

Retweeting/quoting posts and adding "boom" or "this."

This.

 

[Keerock]

Retweeting/quoting posts and adding "boom" or "this."

This.

Boom.

 

[chet]

This thread. Lame.

 

[Sam Quentin]

Retweeting/quoting posts and adding "boom" or "this."

I know right?

boom

 

[Plaid Boxer]

This trend of producing songs with profanity in them knowing that they'll be censored out in the radio version.Pink's new song is catchy but it's unlistenable because they bleep out the swearing.Just leave it out to begin with.

Couldn't agree more, huge pet peeve of mine. It's certainly no longer edgy.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Enormous legal disclaimers in emails.

 

[-fish-]

Enormous legal disclaimers in emails.

yep. they're useless anyway.

 

[BRONG]

Wayfarers.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Filling up at the gas station and having to hear the TRY ADDITECH commercials on those ####ty TVs at 170db

 

[Wrigley]

Wearing a hoodie while driving.

Way to #### up your peripheral vision, putting both our lives in jeopardy

 

[Tiger Fan]

commentators talking "fantasy football" during broadcasts

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Putting a needless space between a word and punctuation.

Example

 

[Arizona Ron]

commentators talking "fantasy football" during broadcasts

 

[dickey moe]

Any use of the word "Tweets."

 

[Plorfu]

Shut the Front Door!

 

[netnalp]

The use of semicolons. Seems like two types of people use them. Those trying to look smart but don't know how to use them. Or those that know their proper use and are annoying because they make a point of correcting everyone's grammar.

 

[koby925]

So and so is questionable this week with a knee.

 

[Two Deep]

The Middle East.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

"Talking smack."

Bad about the sports team in your local vicinity, worse if it's about your fantasy sports team.

 

[17seconds]

Using hashtags on Twitter that nobody is searching for, just to be clever.

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