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Madden Freak
We all tend to get a little over-excited about draft prospects at this time of year. Sometimes that excitement makes us a little dizzy and lose touch with reality.
We forget that about half of all top draft picks turn out to be busts.
You know it's going to happen. Some of the guys that we get so excited about are going to turn out to be duds.
We just don't know who yet.
So here is a cynical yet humorous and not entirely serious look at some of the 2007 draft prospects.
ADRIAN PETERSON
THE HYPE: The next Jim Brown or Eric Dickerson. An amazing package of size, strength and moves.
THE REALITY: The next Curtis Enis or William Green. Big guys who ran over people in college get hurt in the pros.
JAMARCUS RUSSELL
THE HYPE: The next Daunte Culpepper, the great former Viking QB
THE REALITY: The present Daunte Culpepper, the washed out current Miami QB
CALVIN JOHNSON
THE HYPE: The next Randy Moss or Terrell Owens
THE REALITY: The current Keyshawn Johnson, and not in a good way. Or even the former JJ Stokes. Just because a guy is big doesn't make him great
MARSHAWN LYNCH
THE HYPE: The next Shaun Alexander
THE REALITY: The next DeShaun Foster. Speedy won't cut it if you're injury prone
BRADY QUINN
THE HYPE: The next Joe Montana or Tom Brady
THE REALITY: The next Rick Mirer (this is so apt on so many levels I don't even know where to start)
DWAYNE JARRETT
THE HYPE: The next Terrell Owens
THE REALITY: The next Koren Robinson. Or David Terrell. Big doesn't always mean better.
MICHAEL BUSH
THE HYPE: The next Jerome Bettis
THE REALITY: The next TJ Duckett
We forget that about half of all top draft picks turn out to be busts.
You know it's going to happen. Some of the guys that we get so excited about are going to turn out to be duds.
We just don't know who yet.
So here is a cynical yet humorous and not entirely serious look at some of the 2007 draft prospects.
ADRIAN PETERSON
THE HYPE: The next Jim Brown or Eric Dickerson. An amazing package of size, strength and moves.
THE REALITY: The next Curtis Enis or William Green. Big guys who ran over people in college get hurt in the pros.
JAMARCUS RUSSELL
THE HYPE: The next Daunte Culpepper, the great former Viking QB
THE REALITY: The present Daunte Culpepper, the washed out current Miami QB
CALVIN JOHNSON
THE HYPE: The next Randy Moss or Terrell Owens
THE REALITY: The current Keyshawn Johnson, and not in a good way. Or even the former JJ Stokes. Just because a guy is big doesn't make him great
MARSHAWN LYNCH
THE HYPE: The next Shaun Alexander
THE REALITY: The next DeShaun Foster. Speedy won't cut it if you're injury prone
BRADY QUINN
THE HYPE: The next Joe Montana or Tom Brady
THE REALITY: The next Rick Mirer (this is so apt on so many levels I don't even know where to start)
DWAYNE JARRETT
THE HYPE: The next Terrell Owens
THE REALITY: The next Koren Robinson. Or David Terrell. Big doesn't always mean better.
MICHAEL BUSH
THE HYPE: The next Jerome Bettis
THE REALITY: The next TJ Duckett