All These Shootings - No Fat Shooters (1 Viewer)

[cstu]

Just coincidence?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

And a slim chance you'll ever see one. That's just how fat people roll

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Fat people are jolly

 

[Dr Oadi]

HARD DELETE!!!!!

HARD DELETE!!!!!!

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

deja vu

 

[Galileo]

Too risky...they don't fit into body armor or camo clothing

 

[CletiusMaximus]

No fat shooters, but plenty of fat victims.  Fat lives matter, folks. We're coming for you.

 

[Henry Ford]

No fat shooters, but plenty of fat victims.  Fat lives matter, folks. We're coming for you.

Slowly.  And when we get there, wait a sec while we catch our breath.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

 Because their guns don't shoot bullets, they shoot donuts 

 

[Insein]

No fat shooters as in the shooter is fat or no Fat shooters as in a shooter that targets fat people?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Too risky...they don't fit into body armor or camo clothing

Have you been to the Wal-Mart?  Plus size camo damn sure does exist.  They use it primarily to sneak up on the buffet, I reckon.

 

[DallasDMac]

They are to lazy to go out and buy a gun?

 

[Henry Ford]

They are to lazy to go out and buy a gun?

Allow me, as a Louisiana resident, to dispel this myth.  Fat people own a lot of guns.

 

[The Duff Man]

Why kill people when you can kill a dozen Krispy Creams?

 

[DallasDMac]

Allow me, as a Louisiana resident, to dispel this myth.  Fat people own a lot of guns.

To lazy to make the effort to go out and use them maybe? Chasing down victims can probably take some effort at times.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Does ISIS have a weight limit?

 

[William Munny]

Does ISIS have a weight limit?

Don't think I've ever seen a fat terrorist. 

 

[Galileo]

Have you been to the Wal-Mart?  Plus size camo damn sure does exist.  They use it primarily to sneak up on the buffet, I reckon.

Are they ham and pasta colored?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Because fat people are already cereal killers

 

[Doug B]

Why kill people when you can kill a dozen Krispy Creams?

As a bona fide fat person, this isn't far from the truth. It is quintessentially human to try to sublimate negative emotions. Everyone thinks first of drugs and booze. Some people act out externally, in a wide gamut of both constructive and destructive ways. Others still find solace in food.

 

[squidrope]

Because fat people are already cereal killers

"winner"

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Are they ham and pasta colored?

Ham??  Who are we, the Rockefellers??  It's spaghetti and bologna. 

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Are they ham and pasta colored?

Ham and Cheese colored

 

[lod001]

Could be why the gov't doesn't care that the citizens in this country, on average, are really fat.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

To lazy to make the effort to go out and use them maybe? Chasing down victims can probably take some effort at times.

*too

 

[Homer J Simpson]

They are to lazy to go out and buy a gun?

*too