And people in my office wonder why they're fat (1 Viewer)

[TxBuckeye]

I lost 60lbs last year and held steady since August. I deserve a slutty brownie!

Sounds like if you have one, you'll be back at square one.

theres 210,000 calories in a slutty brownie?

I think it's only 198,000, so you may be ok.

 

[12punch]

The entire office, minus those of us who manage to stay within 10-15 pounds of our ideal weight, are in the middle of a "Biggest Loser" contest that started 1/1 and runs through March. In the middle of this, we get probably 4-5 dozen Dunkin Donuts brought in every single day by vendors, 8-10 pizzas once or twice a week for lunch, assorted wine and cheese baskets, etc.Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul but isn't in the contest) brings in a giant, deep cookie sheet/baking pan full of something. Turns out, the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked. It's like a dessert turducken.Half the women in the office are currently standing around shoveling this crap into their mouths while "ooohing and aaaahing." Most of them are in the weight loss contest. The majority of those walk around OPENLY WONDERING WHY/COMPLAINING THAT THEY CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.People make me sick. That is all.

She's actively sabotaging their success so she doesn't feel about about being left in the dust. Women do this all the time to the men in their lives. It's basically a defense mechanism fatties use to keep those around them fat so they don't look as fat. Kind of like dating women with small hands.

I was thinking the same thing - it's like a fat crabs in a barrel thing

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Want to know why I could provide that recipe so quickly? Because they're STILL talking about these things, and I heard Wide Load say they were called "Slutty Brownies." A quick Google search and - voila!

To be fair about it, so are we

Good point.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul

Sounds like my old company that I worked for. I swear 50% of the women were not even that overweight from the waist up, but their butts looked like someone shoved beanbag chairs down their pants. I've never seen people like that on a day-to-day basis. You could put a day-old ham sandwich that you left overnight on your desk in that lunchroom and put a "free" sign on it, and the fatties would charge the room. The ground would literally shake as soon as word got out that anything was free in the lunchroom.

Oh yeah. When a vendor brings in donuts, forget it. I've been in less aggressive mosh pits at a Slayer show.

 

[Wyld Stallyns]

Slutty Brownies seems like a risky thing to google.

 

[Thorn]

The entire office, minus those of us who manage to stay within 10-15 pounds of our ideal weight, are in the middle of a "Biggest Loser" contest that started 1/1 and runs through March. In the middle of this, we get probably 4-5 dozen Dunkin Donuts brought in every single day by vendors, 8-10 pizzas once or twice a week for lunch, assorted wine and cheese baskets, etc.Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul but isn't in the contest) brings in a giant, deep cookie sheet/baking pan full of something. Turns out, the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked. It's like a dessert turducken.Half the women in the office are currently standing around shoveling this crap into their mouths while "ooohing and aaaahing." Most of them are in the weight loss contest. The majority of those walk around OPENLY WONDERING WHY/COMPLAINING THAT THEY CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.People make me sick. That is all.

Honestly, what is it with women and dessert? Like most dudes do not order dessert. Get two women who can agree to share something and you think they've found a twin separated at birth. I don't get it.

 

[Dickies]

Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul

Sounds like my old company that I worked for. I swear 50% of the women were not even that overweight from the waist up, but their butts looked like someone shoved beanbag chairs down their pants. I've never seen people like that on a day-to-day basis. You could put a day-old ham sandwich that you left overnight on your desk in that lunchroom and put a "free" sign on it, and the fatties would charge the room. The ground would literally shake as soon as word got out that anything was free in the lunchroom.

Oh yeah. When a vendor brings in donuts, forget it. I've been in less aggressive mosh pits at a Slayer show.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Slutty Brownies seems like a risky thing to google.

 

[Mr. Know-It-All]

Kind of a #### move but at my old company, we would send out an e-mail to the programmers that there was leftover ice cream/cake/anything edible and fattening in the breakroom and watch them charge. There was no leftover anything in the breakroom - but damned if they wouldn't tear the joint apart trying to find the promised treats. Sadly, despite their programming prowess, they would fall for this everytime. Poor slobs.

 

[Tiger Fan]

brought these to a party last night and they were a freaking hit. THANKS EG/!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Steve Tasker]

I'm going to pass this recipe along to my girlfriend to make for me. Thanks EG

 

[YSR]

How has Homer not been in here to weigh in on the merits of the Slutty Brownie?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Maybe those of you who stay in the 10-15 over bracket should get out there and get to your ideal weight instead of being so lazy. You make me sick.

There are some there, others that are ideal weight or even slightly below. The point is, these are not the people you see shoveling this stuff into their mouths like someone's going to steal it from them.

People make me sick. That is all.

You seem to have body issues.

No, and I don't have a problem with overweight people either. It's overweight people who whine about being overweight while shoveling 200 grams of refined sugar into their mouths simultaneously that bother me. It's like someone puffing on a cigarette or cigar and incredulously questioning why they cough up brown Smurfs every morning.

I have not read all of this so called post but being someone more than 15 pounds overweight myself I'd rather not see this junk when I sign on to read about fantasy football. If you are inclined to post this crap for some odd reason here then I have no use for you. If it was a mistake then please get it out of here.

Fatass.

 

[DrJ]

The entire office, minus those of us who manage to stay within 10-15 pounds of our ideal weight, are in the middle of a "Biggest Loser" contest that started 1/1 and runs through March. In the middle of this, we get probably 4-5 dozen Dunkin Donuts brought in every single day by vendors, 8-10 pizzas once or twice a week for lunch, assorted wine and cheese baskets, etc.Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul but isn't in the contest) brings in a giant, deep cookie sheet/baking pan full of something. Turns out, the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked. It's like a dessert turducken.Half the women in the office are currently standing around shoveling this crap into their mouths while "ooohing and aaaahing." Most of them are in the weight loss contest. The majority of those walk around OPENLY WONDERING WHY/COMPLAINING THAT THEY CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.People make me sick. That is all.

I did a biggest loser contest at work and half of the people completely fail at it.The guy who won went from being skinny to looking like Steve Jobs announcing iPad 2.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My previous job (well before biggest loser was on TV) had numerous fat chicks. These gals were so fat the ground literally shook like you were at Jurassic Park when they walked by. This isn't an exaggeration. A new hire started freaking out because she thought there was an earthquake. One of the hardest I've ever laughed in my life.

Anyhow, I then find out from a female friend that these same heifers, after leaving their foul stench in the bathroom, a smell so awful it penetrated the walls and made everybody within 20 feet of the depository want to vomit, that they didn't wash their hands. So I taped this to the bathroom door.

 

[Deepster]

I work in an office setting and one time, I was at my desk eating a Yoplait yogurt. One of the fatties waddles by, sees me and says "You're so lucky. You get the red yogurt." and I said "Huh?"She said, "The Yoplait with the red foil top is the regular one and it's worth 2 pts on Weight Watchers. The one with the blue foil top is low fat and only worth 1 pt. I'm not going to double up my points like that for yogurt....but you're lucky."2 hours later, there was a cake for someone's birthday and Miss Blue Top Yogurt was eating the bejeezus out of a gigantic corner piece. I asked her how many points were in that one and she roared at me like a grizzly bear.

 

[Furious Styles]

Thankfully I work in sales so by and large we don't hire fatties because who wants to buy from a big flat slob. Yes, there are exceptions so realize I'm making a general statement so no need for the Fat FBG successful salespeople chime in. However, I just avoid hiring them much in the same way that I don't hire people that like cats.

 

[Joe Summer]

My previous job (well before biggest loser was on TV) had numerous fat chicks. These gals were so fat the ground literally shook like you were at Jurassic Park when they walked by. This isn't an exaggeration. A new hire started freaking out because she thought there was an earthquake. One of the hardest I've ever laughed in my life.Anyhow, I then find out from a female friend that these same heifers, after leaving their foul stench in the bathroom, a smell so awful it penetrated the walls and made everybody within 20 feet of the depository want to vomit, that they didn't wash their hands. So I taped this to the bathroom door.

Uhhhhhh...... ?

 

[MAC_32]

I work in an office setting and one time, I was at my desk eating a Yoplait yogurt. One of the fatties waddles by, sees me and says "You're so lucky. You get the red yogurt." and I said "Huh?"She said, "The Yoplait with the red foil top is the regular one and it's worth 2 pts on Weight Watchers. The one with the blue foil top is low fat and only worth 1 pt. I'm not going to double up my points like that for yogurt....but you're lucky."2 hours later, there was a cake for someone's birthday and Miss Blue Top Yogurt was eating the bejeezus out of a gigantic corner piece. I asked her how many points were in that one and she roared at me like a grizzly bear.

Used to get #### at an old job for passing on the 2:30 ice cream break and going out for over priced lunches, choosing to munch on carrots and cucumbers in the afternoon and exercising over lunch instead. Amazes me sometimes. My wife watches way too much Friends, caught an episode a few months ago in which Anniston took up smoking to get in on important meetings she was missing out on because she chose to be healthy. I related. Glad I'm not there anymore...

 

[Ilov80s]

I work in an office setting and one time, I was at my desk eating a Yoplait yogurt. One of the fatties waddles by, sees me and says "You're so lucky. You get the red yogurt." and I said "Huh?"She said, "The Yoplait with the red foil top is the regular one and it's worth 2 pts on Weight Watchers. The one with the blue foil top is low fat and only worth 1 pt. I'm not going to double up my points like that for yogurt....but you're lucky."2 hours later, there was a cake for someone's birthday and Miss Blue Top Yogurt was eating the bejeezus out of a gigantic corner piece. I asked her how many points were in that one and she roared at me like a grizzly bear.

Used to get #### at an old job for passing on the 2:30 ice cream break and going out for over priced lunches, choosing to munch on carrots and cucumbers in the afternoon and exercising over lunch instead. Amazes me sometimes. My wife watches way too much Friends, caught an episode a few months ago in which Anniston took up smoking to get in on important meetings she was missing out on because she chose to be healthy. I related. Glad I'm not there anymore...

My buddy took up smoking 10 years ago because at his job, smokers were pretty much allowed to go on smoke breaks whenever they wanted to. People that didn't smoke couldn't just walk off for 10 minutes every hour and BS. He was able to quit a few years after he left the job.

 

[MAC_32]

We started non smoker breaks at the restaurant i worked at during college, management really didn't have a counter to it unless they made smokers clock out or just not allow during the shift.

 

[YSR]

I work with a bunch of these women. I'm going to make these for our February potluck on Tuesday.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

brought these to a party last night and they were a freaking hit. THANKS EG/!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mention it. elvicthrust:

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I work with a bunch of these women. I'm going to make these for our February potluck on Tuesday.

I expect a full report including elbows thrown, moans of delight, pangs of regret, girl-on-girl makeout sessions in the bathroom, monkey knife fights.... wait, what was I talking about?

 

[Tiger Fan]

brought these to a party last night and they were a freaking hit. THANKS EG/!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mention it. elvicthrust:

made them again for SB party...can't. get. enough.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

brought these to a party last night and they were a freaking hit. THANKS EG/!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mention it. elvicthrust:

made them again for SB party...can't. get. enough.

They're really that good? I don't know...it just seems like it might be overkill.

 

[Steel Dillo]

The entire office, minus those of us who manage to stay within 10-15 pounds of our ideal weight, are in the middle of a "Biggest Loser" contest that started 1/1 and runs through March. In the middle of this, we get probably 4-5 dozen Dunkin Donuts brought in every single day by vendors, 8-10 pizzas once or twice a week for lunch, assorted wine and cheese baskets, etc.Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul but isn't in the contest) brings in a giant, deep cookie sheet/baking pan full of something. Turns out, the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked. It's like a dessert turducken.Half the women in the office are currently standing around shoveling this crap into their mouths while "ooohing and aaaahing." Most of them are in the weight loss contest. The majority of those walk around OPENLY WONDERING WHY/COMPLAINING THAT THEY CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.People make me sick. That is all.

I did a biggest loser contest at work and half of the people completely fail at it.The guy who won went from being skinny to looking like Steve Jobs announcing iPad 2.

Sorry about taking your money. BTW, drinking a couple of gallons of water right before the weigh = winning!

 

[EYLive]

BTW, drinking a couple of gallons of water right before the weigh = winning!

More like = dying!

 

[Tiger Fan]

brought these to a party last night and they were a freaking hit. THANKS EG/!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mention it. elvicthrust:

made them again for SB party...can't. get. enough.

They're really that good? I don't know...it just seems like it might be overkill.

Of course it's overkill...but if you like super rich things, then yes, they're phenomenal. You really don't need a big piece at all to do the trick.

 

[Gopher State]

The entire office, minus those of us who manage to stay within 10-15 pounds of our ideal weight, are in the middle of a "Biggest Loser" contest that started 1/1 and runs through March. In the middle of this, we get probably 4-5 dozen Dunkin Donuts brought in every single day by vendors, 8-10 pizzas once or twice a week for lunch, assorted wine and cheese baskets, etc.Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul but isn't in the contest) brings in a giant, deep cookie sheet/baking pan full of something. Turns out, the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked. It's like a dessert turducken.Half the women in the office are currently standing around shoveling this crap into their mouths while "ooohing and aaaahing." Most of them are in the weight loss contest. The majority of those walk around OPENLY WONDERING WHY/COMPLAINING THAT THEY CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.People make me sick. That is all.

sounds like your mad they didn't offer you some of the good stuff

 

[YSR]

I work with a bunch of these women. I'm going to make these for our February potluck on Tuesday.

I expect a full report including elbows thrown, moans of delight, pangs of regret, girl-on-girl makeout sessions in the bathroom, monkey knife fights.... wait, what was I talking about?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

The entire office, minus those of us who manage to stay within 10-15 pounds of our ideal weight, are in the middle of a "Biggest Loser" contest that started 1/1 and runs through March. In the middle of this, we get probably 4-5 dozen Dunkin Donuts brought in every single day by vendors, 8-10 pizzas once or twice a week for lunch, assorted wine and cheese baskets, etc.Today, the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul but isn't in the contest) brings in a giant, deep cookie sheet/baking pan full of something. Turns out, the bottom layer is about 1/2" of chocolate chip cookie dough. on top of that is an entire layer of Oreo cookies. On top of THAT is an entire box of brownie batter - then the whole thing is baked. It's like a dessert turducken.Half the women in the office are currently standing around shoveling this crap into their mouths while "ooohing and aaaahing." Most of them are in the weight loss contest. The majority of those walk around OPENLY WONDERING WHY/COMPLAINING THAT THEY CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT.People make me sick. That is all.

sounds like your mad they didn't offer you some of the good stuff

Au contraire, most of the older women in the office usually cut pieces of whatever cake they have that day and bring them to my office. There are a few that think of me as some sort of surrogate son they need to fatten up. I politely declined this particular item (and roughly 70% of others)

 

[shadyridr]

brought these to a party last night and they were a freaking hit. THANKS EG/!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mention it. elvicthrust:

made them again for SB party...can't. get. enough.

They're really that good? I don't know...it just seems like it might be overkill.

Question: What do you like better? A little beer or a lotta beer?

 

[Evilgrin 72]

brought these to a party last night and they were a freaking hit. THANKS EG/!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mention it. elvicthrust:

made them again for SB party...can't. get. enough.

They're really that good? I don't know...it just seems like it might be overkill.

Question: What do you like better? A little beer or a lotta beer?

Lotta. However, the cumulative effect of lots of beer is a positive, the cumulative effect of a lot of food isn't necessarily so. Sometimes, less IS more.

 

[pittstownkiller]

My wife made this a few months ago. Truly awesome.

How much do you, and her, weigh?

 

[shadyridr]

brought these to a party last night and they were a freaking hit. THANKS EG/!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mention it. elvicthrust:

made them again for SB party...can't. get. enough.

They're really that good? I don't know...it just seems like it might be overkill.

Question: What do you like better? A little beer or a lotta beer?

Lotta. However, the cumulative effect of lots of beer is a positive, the cumulative effect of a lot of food isn't necessarily so. Sometimes, less IS more.

you can get fat drinking alotta beer

 

[Evilgrin 72]

brought these to a party last night and they were a freaking hit. THANKS EG/!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mention it. elvicthrust:

made them again for SB party...can't. get. enough.

They're really that good? I don't know...it just seems like it might be overkill.

Question: What do you like better? A little beer or a lotta beer?

Lotta. However, the cumulative effect of lots of beer is a positive, the cumulative effect of a lot of food isn't necessarily so. Sometimes, less IS more.

you can get fat drinking alotta beer

I was talking about drunk vs. uncomfortably full.

 

[YSR]

Planning to make these tonight. I'm assuming that the Oreos are crushed, but I need confirmation.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Planning to make these tonight. I'm assuming that the Oreos are crushed, but I need confirmation.

If you want us to judge, you'll have to post a pic of said Oreos.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Planning to make these tonight. I'm assuming that the Oreos are crushed, but I need confirmation.

In the one they brought in here, it looked like they were whole, not crushed or broken in any way, just laid atop the cookie dough and then covered with the brownie mix.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Planning to make these tonight. I'm assuming that the Oreos are crushed, but I need confirmation.

Whole oreos...and use double stuff. DO NOT CRUSH THEM

 

[Tiger Fan]

Planning to make these tonight. I'm assuming that the Oreos are crushed, but I need confirmation.

In the one they brought in here, it looked like they were whole, not crushed or broken in any way, just laid atop the cookie dough and then covered with the brownie mix.

ETA: The box of brownies will likely say 40-45 minutes to cook...b/c of all the stuff involved, I would go an extra 10 minutes. The brownies still won't cook 100%, but that's ok..just make sure they cool completely before cutting (est. 3 hours give or take)

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Planning to make these tonight. I'm assuming that the Oreos are crushed, but I need confirmation.

Whole oreos...and use double stuff. DO NOT CRUSH THEM

Whoa whoa.. calm down.

 

[T Bell]

the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul

I think "Twin Cities" would be an excellent nickname for her.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

the HR rep (who has an a## the size of Minneapolis/St. Paul

I think "Twin Cities" would be an excellent nickname for her.

That is what I call her and precisely why I chose Minneapolis/St. Paul when writing this sentence.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Planning to make these tonight. I'm assuming that the Oreos are crushed, but I need confirmation.

Whole oreos...and use double stuff. DO NOT CRUSH THEM

Whoa whoa.. calm down.

 

[Ned]

photo

Oh god that's perfect.

 

[Horses Mouth]

Planning to make these tonight. I'm assuming that the Oreos are crushed, but I need confirmation.

Whole oreos...and use double stuff. DO NOT CRUSH THEM

lol

 

[Sudoku_in_the_Bathtub]

This sounds good.Thank her for the idea

 

[Evilgrin 72]

This sounds good.Thank her for the idea

I would, but she called out fat today. Or sick... I mean, sick.