Another Animal Battle: FBG vs Canada Goose (1 Viewer)

[Dan Lambskin]

came up at work.

who wins

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/19/article-2327212-19D6C97B000005DC-60_634x334.jpg

 

[otb_lifer]

the Gander 

?

 

[Higgs]

Don't ever get too close to their babies.  They are ferocious defenders.  Canadian Geese are the best parents on the earth.

 

[Brony]

if the battle is who can crap the most, goose wins handily. 

 

[wikkidpissah]

you react to the bites of anything that cant kill you with bites, you lose. ignore them, go to their vulnerable, you win. what's so hard about this?!

 

[otb_lifer]

if the battle is who can crap the most, goose wins handily. 

oh, man, would my gf love to have a word with you ?

 

[Scoresman]

Wait, what gender is the FBG and the goose?

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Canadian FBG or American FBG?

 

[RokNRole]

It's just a bird

strangle it and move on

 

[Super King]

Been there. When in college, there was this pond we all used to go to to smoke our marijuanas. This pond also used to attract a large gander of geese. I've punted my fair share of geese. Punting aggro geese is pretty theurapuic.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Birds are hollow, hence the ability to fly - if you lose to this thing, turn in your man card.

 

[RokNRole]

Been there. When in college, there was this pond we all used to go to to smoke our marijuanas. This pond also used to attract a large gander of geese. I've punted my fair share of geese. Punting aggro geese is pretty theurapuic.

You didn't pass the doob?

 

[Higgs]

Wait, what gender is the FBG and the goose?

The goose is a male who identifies as a female.

 

[Brony]

Birds are hollow, hence the ability to fly - if you lose to this thing, turn in your man card.

should be able to beat any bird head-to-head.  Cassowary and Big Bird being the 2 exceptions. 

 

[Super King]

You didn't pass the doob?

I had it in my mouth while I did said punting...

 

[SkyRattlers]

I think most of us would be ok against a Canadian Goose. But if it were a swan then many people would be eating their "it's only a bird" comments.

 

[Vanilla Guerrilla]

Did the Goose have talons?

 

[Osaurus]

Golf course goose?

 

[Stompin' Tom Connors]

The goose is a male who identifies as a female.

What about geese who identify as FBGs?

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Birds are hollow, hence the ability to fly - if you lose to this thing, turn in your man card.

Eh...you may wanna research the Trojan Goose. Priam and Troy lost bigly to this bird!

 

[Higgs]

What about geese who identify as FBGs?

They can fight too.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I think most of us would be ok against a Canadian Goose. But if it were a swan then many people would be eating their "it's only a bird" comments.

Boss mentioned Swan.  I said I'd kick it's ### too but then said it might depend on land or water 

 

[Galileo]

Been there, done that.  

FBG - 1     Canadian Geese - 0

 

[Hawks64]

Boss mentioned Swan.  I said I'd kick it's ### too but then said it might depend on land or water 

Swan killed a guy in a pond a few years ago by me. Guy was doing some sort of aquatic treatment in a kayak, the swan flipped the kayak over and held the guy under the water and drowned him.

 

[fantasycurse42]

http://nypost.com/video/officer-viciously-attacked-by-a-goose/

 

[Brony]

http://nypost.com/video/officer-viciously-attacked-by-a-goose/

 probably need a band-aid for that goose wound. 

 

[Buzzbait]

I have a pond in the backyard and these things are annoying as he**.

The main two issues are:
1) Pooping machines. Fortunately one woman on the lake likes to feed them with means they are spending less time on other property around the pond (namely mine).
2) They make quite the ruckus during mating season.

 

[matttyl]

The goose is on the loose!

 

[Niles Standish]

I looked up most dangerous birds and from that top 10 list the Cassowarry would beat me in a fight.  The rest I would destroy.

 

[MarvinTScamper]

I've won this battle already.   A bunch. 

 

[belljr]

Don't ever get too close to their babies.  They are ferocious defenders.  Canadian Geese are the best parents on the earth.

They hiss like a mother f***** I hate them

 

[fantasycurse42]

I looked up most dangerous birds and from that top 10 list the Cassowarry would beat me in a fight.  The rest I would destroy.

The only way it would beat you (assuming you couldn't flee) is if it gets that claw into a vital organ. 

You get your hands on that things little neck and it's over.

 

[Brony]

I have a pond in the backyard and these things are annoying as he**.

The main two issues are:
1) Pooping machines. Fortunately one woman on the lake likes to feed them with means they are spending less time on other property around the pond (namely mine).
2) They make quite the ruckus during mating season.

Bring chloroform with you next time. 

 

[mquinnjr]

They're not even from there!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mary-lou-simms/questions-im-most-often-a_b_8945010.html

Are they from Canada?

No. The true migratory goose was almost driven to extinction from over-hunting some 50 years ago when scientists found some nesting pairs at Silver Lake, Minn., and placed them in captivity.

 

[-jb-]

What happens if the FBG is wearing one of those Canada Deusche jackets?  Does it "cancel out" like starting a WR from the same team as your opponent's QB? 

 

[mquinnjr]

What happens if the FBG is wearing one of those Canada Deusche jackets?  Does it "cancel out" like starting a WR from the same team as your opponent's QB? 

You Mean This?

 

[SWC]

i have run in to geese while i was out fishing and they will come at you like a spider monkey swcs pro tip of the day is stay away and be afraid take that to the bank brohans 

 

[-jb-]

It's a gaggle of geese.

A gander is a male goose.

so what's good for the goose is good for the goose with a penis?

 

[Juxtatarot]

so what's good for the goose is good for the goose with a penis?

What is good for a man is equally good for a woman; or, what a man can have or do, so can a woman have or do. This comes from an earlier proverb,“What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.”

 

[lardonastick]

Are we talking about Canadian Canada geese, or American Canada geese? Big, big difference.

 

[-jb-]

What is good for a man is equally good for a woman; or, what a man can have or do, so can a woman have or do. This comes from an earlier proverb,“What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.”

I like my wimmins saucy.

 

[MarvinTScamper]

Are we talking about Canadian Canada geese, or American Canada geese? Big, big difference.

Technically they are called Greater and Lesser.   And greater has 3 subsizes with the biggest being maxima or "giant".  And he's right, it's a big difference. 

 

[Mister CIA]

Hate these things. Me and my pitbull chase them and throw things at them at every opportunity.

Should probably build a wall at the Canadian border first, a really tall wall.

 

[Galileo]

Hate these things. Me and my pitbull chase them and throw things at them at every opportunity.

Should probably build a wall at the Canadian border first, a really tall wall.

and make the geese pay for it?

 

[Mister CIA]

Hate these things. Me and my pitbull chase them and throw things at them at every opportunity.

Should probably build a wall at the Canadian border first, a really tall wall.

and make the geese pay for it?

They could probably poop a thousand foot tall wall with minimal effort.

 

[Niles Standish]

The only way it would beat you (assuming you couldn't flee) is if it gets that claw into a vital organ. 

You get your hands on that things little neck and it's over.

I think you're right.  After reading a bit more about them I think I am superior to all birds in a fight.  I guess I am safe assuming we don't have a Hitchcock like situation.

 

[RokNRole]

I think you're right.  After reading a bit more about them I think I am superior to all birds in a fight.  I guess I am safe assuming we don't have a Hitchcock like situation.

You would fight an ostrich?

 

[Mister CIA]

You would fight an ostrich?

Birds of a different feather.

 

[tommyboy]

came up at work.

who wins

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/19/article-2327212-19D6C97B000005DC-60_634x334.jpg

When we were teens my brother and I were playing golf at a local Muni. This place has a lot of Canada geese crapping all over the fairways, year round.

Anyhow he hits a low screamer about two feet off the ground with a driver off the tee. "Blammo", just crushes one of those ####ers right in the grille. Down he goes, looks like a sniper hit him with a head shot with a 50 Cal.

So I say I'm gonna go to the pro shop and tell them there's a dead goose on aisle 9. I'm gone about 5 mins, when I come back I pick up my bro and we go down the fairway to hit our 2nd shots. He's about 5 ft from this heap of dead animal and all of a sudden Frankengoose gets up, shakes his head and moseys off like no big deal.

 

[MikeIke]

I ####### hate Canada Geese. They are all over the place, they crap everywhere, they stand in the middle of traffic, and they're federally protected! F these guys, I hope they all get run over by Hummers