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Footballguy
No offense but you may be the worst alcoholic ever. Coors Light??Yep. However I only drink Coors Light and nothing harder. But I tend to drink 3-6 of them a night. Some nights nothing, weekends more. Never had a DUi or lost a job or it doesn't affect my marriage other than my wife upset once in a while about the $.
I don't like being drunk so thus the choice of basically near beer but I am sure I qualify as an alcoholic under the definition