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Are You Fit For Your Age? 9 Fitness Tests (1 Viewer)

Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
What's the military standards for pullups? Do they have a minimum requirement cadets and recruits need to meet? I'm lucky i can crank these mothers out. Being built like a gorilla probably helps.
No clue. I was there for a wedding. Not training. :lmao: I just saw the pull up bars and had to do some.
Marines is the only branch of service that uses pull ups. Even for them u can substitute pushups instead. For context basically 5 pull ups is a pass for a 25 year old marine.

The real question is how many Muscle Ups can you do?
Those look tough.

They are. I'm trying to learn the process and hope to crank some out in the coming months without killing myself. Can comfortably rep pull ups and dips (210 pounds) but this requires much more agility.
I've never tried one of these. I have a gym at home and I'm a little close to the ceiling to try here. How much is building up momentum vs pure strength? With a regular pullups you're slow and in control, with these it looks like a lot of momentum, but I'll bet there's a tradeoff for more difficulty elsewhere (delts and triceps?). I'm going to have to see if i can figure out a way to give these a go without embarrassing myself in a public setting.

I had a hockey coach that loved plyometrics and he would have loved muscle ups from the looks of them. He had us do regular old pullups till we dropped. Today i do 20 reps 3 sets with a one minute hang after the last one (185lbs). That MFer ingrained these so deep I never really stopped doing them and just kind of maintain this amount. 47yo for reference.

My uncle said it used to be standard for them with his Special Forces training in the Marines (Vietnam/Okinawa days). Definitely a mix of momentum, strength and agility. There are some good how to tutorials on youtube which I'm following.

My max for pull ups is probably 25 at the moment (wide grip to front). Chinups are much easier for me as are close grip. Behind the neck pull ups are a b*tch though. Probably only can crank out 10 of those - 49 yrs here
Probably pretty similar in ability. For work outs i keep the grip about as wide as I can. I like the hang at the end of the last set which is also a b*tch, but gets a good stretch in the shoulders and makes for vice grips for hands.

I'm curious now about muscle ups and how many i could do, if any. Can you do them now, or still getting the technique down?
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
What's the military standards for pullups? Do they have a minimum requirement cadets and recruits need to meet? I'm lucky i can crank these mothers out. Being built like a gorilla probably helps.
No clue. I was there for a wedding. Not training. :lmao: I just saw the pull up bars and had to do some.
Marines is the only branch of service that uses pull ups. Even for them u can substitute pushups instead. For context basically 5 pull ups is a pass for a 25 year old marine.

The real question is how many Muscle Ups can you do?
Those look tough.

They are. I'm trying to learn the process and hope to crank some out in the coming months without killing myself. Can comfortably rep pull ups and dips (210 pounds) but this requires much more agility.
I've never tried one of these. I have a gym at home and I'm a little close to the ceiling to try here. How much is building up momentum vs pure strength? With a regular pullups you're slow and in control, with these it looks like a lot of momentum, but I'll bet there's a tradeoff for more difficulty elsewhere (delts and triceps?). I'm going to have to see if i can figure out a way to give these a go without embarrassing myself in a public setting.

I had a hockey coach that loved plyometrics and he would have loved muscle ups from the looks of them. He had us do regular old pullups till we dropped. Today i do 20 reps 3 sets with a one minute hang after the last one (185lbs). That MFer ingrained these so deep I never really stopped doing them and just kind of maintain this amount. 47yo for reference.

My uncle said it used to be standard for them with his Special Forces training in the Marines (Vietnam/Okinawa days). Definitely a mix of momentum, strength and agility. There are some good how to tutorials on youtube which I'm following.

My max for pull ups is probably 25 at the moment (wide grip to front). Chinups are much easier for me as are close grip. Behind the neck pull ups are a b*tch though. Probably only can crank out 10 of those - 49 yrs here
Probably pretty similar in ability. For work outs i keep the grip about as wide as I can. I like the hang at the end of the last set which is also a b*tch, but gets a good stretch in the shoulders and makes for vice grips for hands.

I'm curious now about muscle ups and how many i could do, if any. Can you do them now, or still getting the technique down?

I'm going to start trying them this summer. I've been bulking the past year and heavier than my normal weight. Will probably drop 10-15 pounds by June putting me in the 190s. Figure when I'm lighter these will be easier. There's a process to getting the routine down and proper hanging is definitely part of it (see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQ2gw_Gg5Y)
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
What's the military standards for pullups? Do they have a minimum requirement cadets and recruits need to meet? I'm lucky i can crank these mothers out. Being built like a gorilla probably helps.
No clue. I was there for a wedding. Not training. :lmao: I just saw the pull up bars and had to do some.
Marines is the only branch of service that uses pull ups. Even for them u can substitute pushups instead. For context basically 5 pull ups is a pass for a 25 year old marine.

The real question is how many Muscle Ups can you do?
Those look tough.

They are. I'm trying to learn the process and hope to crank some out in the coming months without killing myself. Can comfortably rep pull ups and dips (210 pounds) but this requires much more agility.
I've never tried one of these. I have a gym at home and I'm a little close to the ceiling to try here. How much is building up momentum vs pure strength? With a regular pullups you're slow and in control, with these it looks like a lot of momentum, but I'll bet there's a tradeoff for more difficulty elsewhere (delts and triceps?). I'm going to have to see if i can figure out a way to give these a go without embarrassing myself in a public setting.

I had a hockey coach that loved plyometrics and he would have loved muscle ups from the looks of them. He had us do regular old pullups till we dropped. Today i do 20 reps 3 sets with a one minute hang after the last one (185lbs). That MFer ingrained these so deep I never really stopped doing them and just kind of maintain this amount. 47yo for reference.

My uncle said it used to be standard for them with his Special Forces training in the Marines (Vietnam/Okinawa days). Definitely a mix of momentum, strength and agility. There are some good how to tutorials on youtube which I'm following.

My max for pull ups is probably 25 at the moment (wide grip to front). Chinups are much easier for me as are close grip. Behind the neck pull ups are a b*tch though. Probably only can crank out 10 of those - 49 yrs here
Probably pretty similar in ability. For work outs i keep the grip about as wide as I can. I like the hang at the end of the last set which is also a b*tch, but gets a good stretch in the shoulders and makes for vice grips for hands.

I'm curious now about muscle ups and how many i could do, if any. Can you do them now, or still getting the technique down?

I'm going to start trying them this summer. I've been bulking the past year and heavier than my normal weight. Will probably drop 10-15 pounds by June putting me in the 190s. Figure when I'm lighter these will be easier. There's a process to getting the routine down and proper hanging is definitely part of it (see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQ2gw_Gg5Y)
Very interesting thanks for the link. I kind of laughed these off as pure momentum. The first time I saw them was on posts from crossfit people and didn't think much of it. There's a whole lot more here than i thought. I can probably set something up in the garage to try and train. This is gonna be a goal for the summer. Pullups I've got, dips I've got, core I've got, put it all together and I'm thinking i need to put in some work. I'm also 10lbs higher than normal from winter lifting. Summer cardio will get that down and they'll definitely get "easier".
 
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Good on all except the back scratch test.
I do yoga regularly but cannot come close.
Must be from mountain bike wrecks in the past landing on my shoulder.
 
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Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.
I would put the over under at 6.5
I can do just as many now as I could as a 20 year old. Pitiful as a 20 year old, but acceptable at 67.
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.
I would put the over under at 6.5
Thats a good over under. Doing a strict pullup, I don't think I could hit 7. Crossfit style I could.
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.

Pull up are hard AF. I’d say most middle age guys (95%+) can’t do 10. Even when im lean and in “summer shape” I can barley get 10 and that’s really only after I’ve been working on them.
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.

Pull up are hard AF. I’d say most middle age guys (95%+) can’t do 10. Even when im lean and in “summer shape” I can barley get 10 and that’s really only after I’ve been working on them.
100%. I only got to 8 at West Point because my daughter’s boyfriend was there. All my friends were watching. And a big tour bus pulled up as finished 6. I would’ve happily stopped at 5 on my own. :lmao:
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.

Pull up are hard AF. I’d say most middle age guys (95%+) can’t do 10. Even when im lean and in “summer shape” I can barley get 10 and that’s really only after I’ve been working on them.
100%. I only got to 8 at West Point because my daughter’s boyfriend was there. All my friends were watching. And a big tour bus pulled up as finished 6. I would’ve happily stopped at 5 on my own. :lmao:
I don't know your tastes, but let's go with prime Cindy Crawford watching as that would do it for me. I'll bet you could get 10 or 11;)
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.

Pull up are hard AF. I’d say most middle age guys (95%+) can’t do 10. Even when im lean and in “summer shape” I can barley get 10 and that’s really only after I’ve been working on them.
100%. I only got to 8 at West Point because my daughter’s boyfriend was there. All my friends were watching. And a big tour bus pulled up as finished 6. I would’ve happily stopped at 5 on my own. :lmao:
I don't know your tastes, but let's go with prime Cindy Crawford watching as that would do it for me. I'll bet you could get 10 or 11;)
Doubtful
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.
I would put the over under at 6.5
For the general population of middle aged males? I say 1.
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.
I would put the over under at 6.5
For the general population of middle aged males? I say 1.

Sounds like someone isn't ingesting enough protein :wink:
 
@Major tried to do a single muscle up this morning during my workout. Not even close :lmao:. That transition up and over is going to need some work. Good goal.

I tried to warn you lol. I went down a youtube rabbit hole of middle aged guys attempting to do them. Was amazed how long and involved the process can be. I'm going to look at it like training for a marathon 💪
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.
I would put the over under at 6.5
For the general population of middle aged males? I say 1.

Sounds like someone isn't ingesting enough protein :wink:
My money is on term. Dude is a rock climber.
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.
I would put the over under at 6.5
For the general population of middle aged males? I say 1.

Sounds like someone isn't ingesting enough protein :wink:
My money is on term. Dude is a rock climber.

Is he a little guy?
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.
I would put the over under at 6.5
For the general population of middle aged males? I say 1.

Sounds like someone isn't ingesting enough protein :wink:
My money is on term. Dude is a rock climber.

Is he a little guy?
Medium ish. In shape. Lead pipe lock.
 
@Major tried to do a single muscle up this morning during my workout. Not even close :lmao:. That transition up and over is going to need some work. Good goal.

I tried to warn you lol. I went down a youtube rabbit hole of middle aged guys attempting to do them. Was amazed how long and involved the process can be. I'm going to look at it like training for a marathon 💪
You were 100% correct. If i can do one by July I'll feel like i accomplished something
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.
I would put the over under at 6.5
For the general population of middle aged males? I say 1.

Sounds like someone isn't ingesting enough protein :wink:
I know you're kidding, but protein isn't the problem for the average American. Most of us get plenty, along with calories from all the ultra processed cr@p we consume.

Also, you might be surprised how many pull-ups this middle aged, non protein obsessed American can do. 🧗‍♂️
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.
I would put the over under at 6.5
For the general population of middle aged males? I say 1.

Sounds like someone isn't ingesting enough protein :wink:
I know you're kidding, but protein isn't the problem for the average American. Most of us get plenty, along with calories from all the ultra processed cr@p we consume.

Also, you might be surprised how many pull-ups this middle aged, non protein obsessed American can do. 🧗‍♂️
Rock climber.... 30?
 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.
I would put the over under at 6.5
For the general population of middle aged males? I say 1.

Sounds like someone isn't ingesting enough protein :wink:
My money is on term. Dude is a rock climber.
It's always entertaining taking gym rats/cross fitters outside.
 
This thread slowly reminding me of that Saturday night live sketch with Chris Farley. "How much ya bench?" Funny skit i haven't thought of in years.
Yep. It’s also funny how bench press is usually the first number thrown out in a d!ck measuring contest.

What a silly, relatively useless exercise.
Really? I always thought it was a pretty functional movement. Definitely the biggest 🐓 in the gym type lift though. I feel like it helps me be a better mountain biker, but maybe not. Either way it's always gonna be the bro-est of the bro lifts.
 
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Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.
I would put the over under at 6.5
For the general population of middle aged males? I say 1.

Sounds like someone isn't ingesting enough protein :wink:
I know you're kidding, but protein isn't the problem for the average American. Most of us get plenty, along with calories from all the ultra processed cr@p we consume.

Also, you might be surprised how many pull-ups this middle aged, non protein obsessed American can do. 🧗‍♂️
Rock climber.... 30?
Yeah, but can he do 10k?

 
Pull ups are what really separates the fit from unfit. If you can do 15-20, you're probably in good shape.
That’s a lot of pull ups. I did 8 on my West Point tour last summer.
Yep, that’s elite level strength:weight ratio. I doubt very many middle aged people can even do 10.
I would put the over under at 6.5
For the general population of middle aged males? I say 1.

Sounds like someone isn't ingesting enough protein :wink:
I know you're kidding, but protein isn't the problem for the average American. Most of us get plenty, along with calories from all the ultra processed cr@p we consume.

Also, you might be surprised how many pull-ups this middle aged, non protein obsessed American can do. 🧗‍♂️
Rock climber.... 30?
Yeah, but can he do 10k?

That dude is a beast. I know his dad and him are in the David Goggins mold of train till you drop. Pretty incredible feat. Check out his marathon time, which is incredible in its own right at his size, but also his choice of attire :lmao:

https://runningmagazine.ca/the-scene/fastest-marathoner-in-jeans-oregon-runner-clocks-242-in-denim/
 
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This thread slowly reminding me of that Saturday night live sketch with Chris Farley. "How much ya bench?" Funny skit i haven't thought of in years.
Yep. It’s also funny how bench press is usually the first number thrown out in a d!ck measuring contest.

What a silly, relatively useless exercise.
Really? I always thought it was a pretty functional movement. Definitely the biggest 🐓 in the gym type lift though. I feel like it helps me be a better mountain biker, but maybe not. Either way it's always gonna be the bro-est of the bro lifts.
I know downhillers can be bulky, but do pro mountain bikers tend to have developed pecs?

If I were to make a list of exercises, in terms of real world utility, bench wouldn’t sniff the top 20. Yet it's usually the first thing most guys do in the gym.

That’s not to say pushing/chest strength is useless, but you can do just fine with body weight stuff, like push-ups.
 
This thread slowly reminding me of that Saturday night live sketch with Chris Farley. "How much ya bench?" Funny skit i haven't thought of in years.
Yep. It’s also funny how bench press is usually the first number thrown out in a d!ck measuring contest.

What a silly, relatively useless exercise.
Really? I always thought it was a pretty functional movement. Definitely the biggest 🐓 in the gym type lift though. I feel like it helps me be a better mountain biker, but maybe not. Either way it's always gonna be the bro-est of the bro lifts.
I know downhillers can be bulky, but do pro mountain bikers tend to have developed pecs?

If I were to make a list of exercises, in terms of real world utility, bench wouldn’t sniff the top 20. Yet it's usually the first thing most guys do in the gym.

That’s not to say pushing/chest strength is useless, but you can do just fine with body weight stuff, like push-ups.
The only bench I do is incline with lightish weights. I don’t lift anything heavy anymore. What’s the point?
 
This thread slowly reminding me of that Saturday night live sketch with Chris Farley. "How much ya bench?" Funny skit i haven't thought of in years.
Yep. It’s also funny how bench press is usually the first number thrown out in a d!ck measuring contest.

What a silly, relatively useless exercise.
Really? I always thought it was a pretty functional movement. Definitely the biggest 🐓 in the gym type lift though. I feel like it helps me be a better mountain biker, but maybe not. Either way it's always gonna be the bro-est of the bro lifts.
I know downhillers can be bulky, but do pro mountain bikers tend to have developed pecs?

If I were to make a list of exercises, in terms of real world utility, bench wouldn’t sniff the top 20. Yet it's usually the first thing most guys do in the gym.

That’s not to say pushing/chest strength is useless, but you can do just fine with body weight stuff, like push-ups.
Downhill riders are definitely beefy in comparison to XC riders. I do a combination of the two, more XC in my old age. Compound lifts are always a benefit to improve riding. It's a pretty full body experience to truly ride with good form. There's a lot of push and pull involved in turning and what's called a manual, which is basically a wheelie, but you compress the front of the bike and shift your weight to backwards and push with your legs to bunny hop obstacles. The stronger you are the better, but there's a penalty for being bulky and heavy. I wouldn't want to be top heavy from benching, but i do like to bulk up during winter with a 5, 3, 1 variation and then up the reps and lower the weight in season.

I'm 100% on board with the rest of your comment. It's the big showy beach muscles, but no need to overdo it for normal functionality.

ETA. I also really do enjoy lifting weights. I like setting PRs in the gym and i think it's good for my mental health. My stress levels drop significantly. And the longevity aspect is hard to beat. I don't think there's any downside to the big 4 compound lifts as long as form is good and you're not getting hurt.
 
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This thread slowly reminding me of that Saturday night live sketch with Chris Farley. "How much ya bench?" Funny skit i haven't thought of in years.
Yep. It’s also funny how bench press is usually the first number thrown out in a d!ck measuring contest.

What a silly, relatively useless exercise.
Really? I always thought it was a pretty functional movement. Definitely the biggest 🐓 in the gym type lift though. I feel like it helps me be a better mountain biker, but maybe not. Either way it's always gonna be the bro-est of the bro lifts.
I know downhillers can be bulky, but do pro mountain bikers tend to have developed pecs?

If I were to make a list of exercises, in terms of real world utility, bench wouldn’t sniff the top 20. Yet it's usually the first thing most guys do in the gym.

That’s not to say pushing/chest strength is useless, but you can do just fine with body weight stuff, like push-ups.
The only bench I do is incline with lightish weights. I don’t lift anything heavy anymore. What’s the point?
Impress other dudes. Not saying it's what i do or anyone else, but at the end of the day a 400lb bench is to impress other dudes.
 
This thread slowly reminding me of that Saturday night live sketch with Chris Farley. "How much ya bench?" Funny skit i haven't thought of in years.
Yep. It’s also funny how bench press is usually the first number thrown out in a d!ck measuring contest.

What a silly, relatively useless exercise.
Really? I always thought it was a pretty functional movement. Definitely the biggest 🐓 in the gym type lift though. I feel like it helps me be a better mountain biker, but maybe not. Either way it's always gonna be the bro-est of the bro lifts.
I know downhillers can be bulky, but do pro mountain bikers tend to have developed pecs?

If I were to make a list of exercises, in terms of real world utility, bench wouldn’t sniff the top 20. Yet it's usually the first thing most guys do in the gym.

That’s not to say pushing/chest strength is useless, but you can do just fine with body weight stuff, like push-ups.
Downhill riders are definitely beefy in comparison to XC riders. I do a combination of the two, more XC in my old age. Compound lifts are always a benefit to improve riding. It's a pretty full body experience to truly ride with good form. There's a lot of push and pull involved in turning and what's called a manual, which is basically a wheelie, but you compress the front of the bike and shift your weight to backwards and push with your legs to bunny hop obstacles. The stronger you are the better, but there's a penalty for being bulky and heavy. I wouldn't want to be top heavy from benching, but i do like to bulk up during winter with a 5, 3, 1 variation and then up the reps and lower the weight in season.

I'm 100% on board with the rest of your comment. It's the big showy beach muscles, but no need to overdo it for normal functionality.

ETA. I also really do enjoy lifting weights. I like setting PRs in the gym and i think it's good for my mental health. My stress levels drop significantly. And the longevity aspect is hard to beat. I don't think there's any downside to the big 4 compound lifts as long as form is good and you're not getting hurt.
Understood, as I’ve done my fair share of cycling, mostly road. I once dated a semi pro mountain biker though. She used to punish me on technical trails, which is a part of why I gave it up mountain biking: too much injury risk, imo. Nowadays, everything I do penalizes extra weight, including beach muscles.

Resistance training is a good stress outlet, and if you enjoy it, even better. Still, I think there’s a shelf life on pushing PRs as one enters middle age, because of the potential for injury. If you thread the needle, it’s great for preserving functionality in old age, but as far as promoting longevity, cardiovascular exercise is much more important.
 
This thread slowly reminding me of that Saturday night live sketch with Chris Farley. "How much ya bench?" Funny skit i haven't thought of in years.
Yep. It’s also funny how bench press is usually the first number thrown out in a d!ck measuring contest.

What a silly, relatively useless exercise.
Really? I always thought it was a pretty functional movement. Definitely the biggest 🐓 in the gym type lift though. I feel like it helps me be a better mountain biker, but maybe not. Either way it's always gonna be the bro-est of the bro lifts.
I know downhillers can be bulky, but do pro mountain bikers tend to have developed pecs?

If I were to make a list of exercises, in terms of real world utility, bench wouldn’t sniff the top 20. Yet it's usually the first thing most guys do in the gym.

That’s not to say pushing/chest strength is useless, but you can do just fine with body weight stuff, like push-ups.
The only bench I do is incline with lightish weights. I don’t lift anything heavy anymore. What’s the point?
Impress other dudes. Not saying it's what i do or anyone else, but at the end of the day a 400lb bench is to impress other dudes.
Women certainly don’t care. And the need to impress anyone tends to wane as we age.
 
This thread slowly reminding me of that Saturday night live sketch with Chris Farley. "How much ya bench?" Funny skit i haven't thought of in years.
Yep. It’s also funny how bench press is usually the first number thrown out in a d!ck measuring contest.

What a silly, relatively useless exercise.
Really? I always thought it was a pretty functional movement. Definitely the biggest 🐓 in the gym type lift though. I feel like it helps me be a better mountain biker, but maybe not. Either way it's always gonna be the bro-est of the bro lifts.
I know downhillers can be bulky, but do pro mountain bikers tend to have developed pecs?

If I were to make a list of exercises, in terms of real world utility, bench wouldn’t sniff the top 20. Yet it's usually the first thing most guys do in the gym.

That’s not to say pushing/chest strength is useless, but you can do just fine with body weight stuff, like push-ups.
Downhill riders are definitely beefy in comparison to XC riders. I do a combination of the two, more XC in my old age. Compound lifts are always a benefit to improve riding. It's a pretty full body experience to truly ride with good form. There's a lot of push and pull involved in turning and what's called a manual, which is basically a wheelie, but you compress the front of the bike and shift your weight to backwards and push with your legs to bunny hop obstacles. The stronger you are the better, but there's a penalty for being bulky and heavy. I wouldn't want to be top heavy from benching, but i do like to bulk up during winter with a 5, 3, 1 variation and then up the reps and lower the weight in season.

I'm 100% on board with the rest of your comment. It's the big showy beach muscles, but no need to overdo it for normal functionality.

ETA. I also really do enjoy lifting weights. I like setting PRs in the gym and i think it's good for my mental health. My stress levels drop significantly. And the longevity aspect is hard to beat. I don't think there's any downside to the big 4 compound lifts as long as form is good and you're not getting hurt.
Understood, as I’ve done my fair share of cycling, mostly road. I once dated a semi pro mountain biker though. She used to punish me on technical trails, which is a part of why I gave it up mountain biking: too much injury risk, imo. Nowadays, everything I do penalizes extra weight, including beach muscles.

Resistance training is a good stress outlet, and if you enjoy it, even better. Still, I think there’s a shelf life on pushing PRs as one enters middle age, because of the potential for injury. If you thread the needle, it’s great for preserving functionality in old age, but as far as promoting longevity, cardiovascular exercise is much more important.
While i agee cardio increases lifespan greater than resistance training, i tend to look at quality of life as we age equally. Keeping stabilizer muscles well developed along with major muscle groups will help maintain quality of life aswell as health into old age. A mixture of the two is optimal, but i think the quality of our life as we age is an important factor.

I eat well, pay attention to my circadian rhythm, stay well hydrated, get my cardio, and make time for strength training. It's all a part to the bigger picture. I also try to optimize recovery techniques.

You mentioned the functionality maintenance into old age from resistance training, but I just wanted to touch a little deeper into why it's not something to be overlooked. As you mentioned before body weight exercises are a suitable replacement to weights. I'm starting to notice my recovery isn't what it used to be even though I'm not getting injured I'm slowing down and need an extra day or two that i didn't used to. Definitely a shelf life to heavier weights and I've transitioned a few workouts to be more form focused vs moving the heaviest weights i can. I suffered from a herniated disc in my back for a long time and dead lifts have been miraculous for keeping this as bay.

ETA no pharmaceutical interventions for me.
 
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This thread slowly reminding me of that Saturday night live sketch with Chris Farley. "How much ya bench?" Funny skit i haven't thought of in years.
Yep. It’s also funny how bench press is usually the first number thrown out in a d!ck measuring contest.

What a silly, relatively useless exercise.
Really? I always thought it was a pretty functional movement. Definitely the biggest 🐓 in the gym type lift though. I feel like it helps me be a better mountain biker, but maybe not. Either way it's always gonna be the bro-est of the bro lifts.
I know downhillers can be bulky, but do pro mountain bikers tend to have developed pecs?

If I were to make a list of exercises, in terms of real world utility, bench wouldn’t sniff the top 20. Yet it's usually the first thing most guys do in the gym.

That’s not to say pushing/chest strength is useless, but you can do just fine with body weight stuff, like push-ups.
Downhill riders are definitely beefy in comparison to XC riders. I do a combination of the two, more XC in my old age. Compound lifts are always a benefit to improve riding. It's a pretty full body experience to truly ride with good form. There's a lot of push and pull involved in turning and what's called a manual, which is basically a wheelie, but you compress the front of the bike and shift your weight to backwards and push with your legs to bunny hop obstacles. The stronger you are the better, but there's a penalty for being bulky and heavy. I wouldn't want to be top heavy from benching, but i do like to bulk up during winter with a 5, 3, 1 variation and then up the reps and lower the weight in season.

I'm 100% on board with the rest of your comment. It's the big showy beach muscles, but no need to overdo it for normal functionality.

ETA. I also really do enjoy lifting weights. I like setting PRs in the gym and i think it's good for my mental health. My stress levels drop significantly. And the longevity aspect is hard to beat. I don't think there's any downside to the big 4 compound lifts as long as form is good and you're not getting hurt.
Understood, as I’ve done my fair share of cycling, mostly road. I once dated a semi pro mountain biker though. She used to punish me on technical trails, which is a part of why I gave it up mountain biking: too much injury risk, imo. Nowadays, everything I do penalizes extra weight, including beach muscles.

Resistance training is a good stress outlet, and if you enjoy it, even better. Still, I think there’s a shelf life on pushing PRs as one enters middle age, because of the potential for injury. If you thread the needle, it’s great for preserving functionality in old age, but as far as promoting longevity, cardiovascular exercise is much more important.
While i agee cardio increases lifespan greater than resistance training, i tend to look at quality of life as we age equally. Keeping stabilizer muscles well developed along with major muscle groups will help maintain quality of life aswell as health into old age. A mixture of the two is optimal, but i think the quality of our life as we age is an important factor.

I eat well, pay attention to my circadian rhythm, stay well hydrated, get my cardio, and make time for strength training. It's all a part to the bigger picture. I also try to optimize recovery techniques.

You mentioned the functionality maintenance into old age from resistance training, but I just wanted to touch a little deeper into why it's not something to be overlooked. As you mentioned before body weight exercises are a suitable replacement to weights. I'm starting to notice my recovery isn't what it used to be even though I'm not getting injured I'm slowing down and need an extra day or two that i didn't used to. Definitely a shelf life to heavier weights and I've transitioned a few workouts to be more form focused vs moving the heaviest weights i can. I suffered from a herniated disc in my back for a long time and dead lifts have been miraculous for keeping this as bay.
Quality of life is certainly important: healthspan is the term for disease-free years of life. Both aerobic exercise and resistance training contribute to it.

But even though sarcopenia has become a buzzword in the lay science world, it doesn't take much resistance training before mortality benefit plateaus. It’s only about two twenty minute sessions per week. Aerobic exercise, on the other hand, requires 300-600 minutes weekly, to achieve maximal bang for the longevity buck.

So to live the longest (and healthiest), you need to spend about tenfold more time on cardiovascular versus resistance training.

Think about all the really old, functional people you know. How many of them devote much time to lifting weights? How many are active in other ways? Do bodybuilders tend to live longer than the general population? Are they functional longer?

While I’ve encountered a few spry men over the age of 90, none of them are (or were) gym rats. Most of the functional nonagenarians I’ve met are little old ladies, whose only exercise is walking regularly.

To be clear, I’m not saying resistance training is unimportant. Just a little goes a long way, and it should complement a program focused on aerobic exercise. Better yet, find aerobic activities which promotes strength as well, like walking/hiking with weights/up hills/on uneven ground. Or do something fun which incorporates whole body strength, and balance. Like rock climbing ;)
 
This thread slowly reminding me of that Saturday night live sketch with Chris Farley. "How much ya bench?" Funny skit i haven't thought of in years.
Yep. It’s also funny how bench press is usually the first number thrown out in a d!ck measuring contest.

What a silly, relatively useless exercise.
Really? I always thought it was a pretty functional movement. Definitely the biggest 🐓 in the gym type lift though. I feel like it helps me be a better mountain biker, but maybe not. Either way it's always gonna be the bro-est of the bro lifts.
I know downhillers can be bulky, but do pro mountain bikers tend to have developed pecs?

If I were to make a list of exercises, in terms of real world utility, bench wouldn’t sniff the top 20. Yet it's usually the first thing most guys do in the gym.

That’s not to say pushing/chest strength is useless, but you can do just fine with body weight stuff, like push-ups.
Downhill riders are definitely beefy in comparison to XC riders. I do a combination of the two, more XC in my old age. Compound lifts are always a benefit to improve riding. It's a pretty full body experience to truly ride with good form. There's a lot of push and pull involved in turning and what's called a manual, which is basically a wheelie, but you compress the front of the bike and shift your weight to backwards and push with your legs to bunny hop obstacles. The stronger you are the better, but there's a penalty for being bulky and heavy. I wouldn't want to be top heavy from benching, but i do like to bulk up during winter with a 5, 3, 1 variation and then up the reps and lower the weight in season.

I'm 100% on board with the rest of your comment. It's the big showy beach muscles, but no need to overdo it for normal functionality.

ETA. I also really do enjoy lifting weights. I like setting PRs in the gym and i think it's good for my mental health. My stress levels drop significantly. And the longevity aspect is hard to beat. I don't think there's any downside to the big 4 compound lifts as long as form is good and you're not getting hurt.
Understood, as I’ve done my fair share of cycling, mostly road. I once dated a semi pro mountain biker though. She used to punish me on technical trails, which is a part of why I gave it up mountain biking: too much injury risk, imo. Nowadays, everything I do penalizes extra weight, including beach muscles.

Resistance training is a good stress outlet, and if you enjoy it, even better. Still, I think there’s a shelf life on pushing PRs as one enters middle age, because of the potential for injury. If you thread the needle, it’s great for preserving functionality in old age, but as far as promoting longevity, cardiovascular exercise is much more important.
While i agee cardio increases lifespan greater than resistance training, i tend to look at quality of life as we age equally. Keeping stabilizer muscles well developed along with major muscle groups will help maintain quality of life aswell as health into old age. A mixture of the two is optimal, but i think the quality of our life as we age is an important factor.

I eat well, pay attention to my circadian rhythm, stay well hydrated, get my cardio, and make time for strength training. It's all a part to the bigger picture. I also try to optimize recovery techniques.

You mentioned the functionality maintenance into old age from resistance training, but I just wanted to touch a little deeper into why it's not something to be overlooked. As you mentioned before body weight exercises are a suitable replacement to weights. I'm starting to notice my recovery isn't what it used to be even though I'm not getting injured I'm slowing down and need an extra day or two that i didn't used to. Definitely a shelf life to heavier weights and I've transitioned a few workouts to be more form focused vs moving the heaviest weights i can. I suffered from a herniated disc in my back for a long time and dead lifts have been miraculous for keeping this as bay.
Quality of life is certainly important: healthspan is the term for disease-free years of life. Both aerobic exercise and resistance training contribute to it.

But even though sarcopenia has become a buzzword in the lay science world, it doesn't take much resistance training before mortality benefit plateaus. It’s only about two twenty minute sessions per week. Aerobic exercise, on the other hand, requires 300-600 minutes weekly, to achieve maximal bang for the longevity buck.

So to live the longest (and healthiest), you need to spend about tenfold more time on cardiovascular versus resistance training.

Think about all the really old, functional people you know. How many of them devote much time to lifting weights? How many are active in other ways? Do bodybuilders tend to live longer than the general population? Are they functional longer?

While I’ve encountered a few spry men over the age of 90, none of them are (or were) gym rats. Most of the functional nonagenarians I’ve met are little old ladies, whose only exercise is walking regularly.

To be clear, I’m not saying resistance training is unimportant. Just a little goes a long way, and it should complement a program focused on aerobic exercise. Better yet, find aerobic activities which promotes strength as well, like walking/hiking with weights/up hills/on uneven ground. Or do something fun which incorporates whole body strength, and balance. Like rock climbing ;)
I think we're in agreement. It's not necessarily weight lifting as it is USING these muscles. Get it wherever and however you can. Those little old ladies out weeding gardens and walking are definitely the healthiest i know of. My wife works in administration at a long term care facility and we definitely see who's doing what to maintain good and functional health into their very old age.

I think like rock climbing, mtb racing and riding checks the boxes discussed quite well ( I ride with guys 20 years older and guys 20 years younger. The old guys can't do what i do, just like i can't do what the younger guys do anymore, but those old guys pushing 70 are in really great overall shape and definitely put most of their peers to shame).

While I'm well read and have a lot of experience I appreciate the nuanced science being pointed out.
 
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This thread slowly reminding me of that Saturday night live sketch with Chris Farley. "How much ya bench?" Funny skit i haven't thought of in years.
Yep. It’s also funny how bench press is usually the first number thrown out in a d!ck measuring contest.

What a silly, relatively useless exercise.
Really? I always thought it was a pretty functional movement. Definitely the biggest 🐓 in the gym type lift though. I feel like it helps me be a better mountain biker, but maybe not. Either way it's always gonna be the bro-est of the bro lifts.
I know downhillers can be bulky, but do pro mountain bikers tend to have developed pecs?

If I were to make a list of exercises, in terms of real world utility, bench wouldn’t sniff the top 20. Yet it's usually the first thing most guys do in the gym.

That’s not to say pushing/chest strength is useless, but you can do just fine with body weight stuff, like push-ups.
Downhill riders are definitely beefy in comparison to XC riders. I do a combination of the two, more XC in my old age. Compound lifts are always a benefit to improve riding. It's a pretty full body experience to truly ride with good form. There's a lot of push and pull involved in turning and what's called a manual, which is basically a wheelie, but you compress the front of the bike and shift your weight to backwards and push with your legs to bunny hop obstacles. The stronger you are the better, but there's a penalty for being bulky and heavy. I wouldn't want to be top heavy from benching, but i do like to bulk up during winter with a 5, 3, 1 variation and then up the reps and lower the weight in season.

I'm 100% on board with the rest of your comment. It's the big showy beach muscles, but no need to overdo it for normal functionality.

ETA. I also really do enjoy lifting weights. I like setting PRs in the gym and i think it's good for my mental health. My stress levels drop significantly. And the longevity aspect is hard to beat. I don't think there's any downside to the big 4 compound lifts as long as form is good and you're not getting hurt.
Understood, as I’ve done my fair share of cycling, mostly road. I once dated a semi pro mountain biker though. She used to punish me on technical trails, which is a part of why I gave it up mountain biking: too much injury risk, imo. Nowadays, everything I do penalizes extra weight, including beach muscles.

Resistance training is a good stress outlet, and if you enjoy it, even better. Still, I think there’s a shelf life on pushing PRs as one enters middle age, because of the potential for injury. If you thread the needle, it’s great for preserving functionality in old age, but as far as promoting longevity, cardiovascular exercise is much more important.
While i agee cardio increases lifespan greater than resistance training, i tend to look at quality of life as we age equally. Keeping stabilizer muscles well developed along with major muscle groups will help maintain quality of life aswell as health into old age. A mixture of the two is optimal, but i think the quality of our life as we age is an important factor.

I eat well, pay attention to my circadian rhythm, stay well hydrated, get my cardio, and make time for strength training. It's all a part to the bigger picture. I also try to optimize recovery techniques.

You mentioned the functionality maintenance into old age from resistance training, but I just wanted to touch a little deeper into why it's not something to be overlooked. As you mentioned before body weight exercises are a suitable replacement to weights. I'm starting to notice my recovery isn't what it used to be even though I'm not getting injured I'm slowing down and need an extra day or two that i didn't used to. Definitely a shelf life to heavier weights and I've transitioned a few workouts to be more form focused vs moving the heaviest weights i can. I suffered from a herniated disc in my back for a long time and dead lifts have been miraculous for keeping this as bay.
Quality of life is certainly important: healthspan is the term for disease-free years of life. Both aerobic exercise and resistance training contribute to it.

But even though sarcopenia has become a buzzword in the lay science world, it doesn't take much resistance training before mortality benefit plateaus. It’s only about two twenty minute sessions per week. Aerobic exercise, on the other hand, requires 300-600 minutes weekly, to achieve maximal bang for the longevity buck.

So to live the longest (and healthiest), you need to spend about tenfold more time on cardiovascular versus resistance training.

Think about all the really old, functional people you know. How many of them devote much time to lifting weights? How many are active in other ways? Do bodybuilders tend to live longer than the general population? Are they functional longer?

While I’ve encountered a few spry men over the age of 90, none of them are (or were) gym rats. Most of the functional nonagenarians I’ve met are little old ladies, whose only exercise is walking regularly.

To be clear, I’m not saying resistance training is unimportant. Just a little goes a long way, and it should complement a program focused on aerobic exercise. Better yet, find aerobic activities which promotes strength as well, like walking/hiking with weights/up hills/on uneven ground. Or do something fun which incorporates whole body strength, and balance. Like rock climbing ;)

That's great and all but how much ya bench?
 
This thread slowly reminding me of that Saturday night live sketch with Chris Farley. "How much ya bench?" Funny skit i haven't thought of in years.
Yep. It’s also funny how bench press is usually the first number thrown out in a d!ck measuring contest.

What a silly, relatively useless exercise.
Really? I always thought it was a pretty functional movement. Definitely the biggest 🐓 in the gym type lift though. I feel like it helps me be a better mountain biker, but maybe not. Either way it's always gonna be the bro-est of the bro lifts.
I know downhillers can be bulky, but do pro mountain bikers tend to have developed pecs?

If I were to make a list of exercises, in terms of real world utility, bench wouldn’t sniff the top 20. Yet it's usually the first thing most guys do in the gym.

That’s not to say pushing/chest strength is useless, but you can do just fine with body weight stuff, like push-ups.
Downhill riders are definitely beefy in comparison to XC riders. I do a combination of the two, more XC in my old age. Compound lifts are always a benefit to improve riding. It's a pretty full body experience to truly ride with good form. There's a lot of push and pull involved in turning and what's called a manual, which is basically a wheelie, but you compress the front of the bike and shift your weight to backwards and push with your legs to bunny hop obstacles. The stronger you are the better, but there's a penalty for being bulky and heavy. I wouldn't want to be top heavy from benching, but i do like to bulk up during winter with a 5, 3, 1 variation and then up the reps and lower the weight in season.

I'm 100% on board with the rest of your comment. It's the big showy beach muscles, but no need to overdo it for normal functionality.

ETA. I also really do enjoy lifting weights. I like setting PRs in the gym and i think it's good for my mental health. My stress levels drop significantly. And the longevity aspect is hard to beat. I don't think there's any downside to the big 4 compound lifts as long as form is good and you're not getting hurt.
Understood, as I’ve done my fair share of cycling, mostly road. I once dated a semi pro mountain biker though. She used to punish me on technical trails, which is a part of why I gave it up mountain biking: too much injury risk, imo. Nowadays, everything I do penalizes extra weight, including beach muscles.

Resistance training is a good stress outlet, and if you enjoy it, even better. Still, I think there’s a shelf life on pushing PRs as one enters middle age, because of the potential for injury. If you thread the needle, it’s great for preserving functionality in old age, but as far as promoting longevity, cardiovascular exercise is much more important.
While i agee cardio increases lifespan greater than resistance training, i tend to look at quality of life as we age equally. Keeping stabilizer muscles well developed along with major muscle groups will help maintain quality of life aswell as health into old age. A mixture of the two is optimal, but i think the quality of our life as we age is an important factor.

I eat well, pay attention to my circadian rhythm, stay well hydrated, get my cardio, and make time for strength training. It's all a part to the bigger picture. I also try to optimize recovery techniques.

You mentioned the functionality maintenance into old age from resistance training, but I just wanted to touch a little deeper into why it's not something to be overlooked. As you mentioned before body weight exercises are a suitable replacement to weights. I'm starting to notice my recovery isn't what it used to be even though I'm not getting injured I'm slowing down and need an extra day or two that i didn't used to. Definitely a shelf life to heavier weights and I've transitioned a few workouts to be more form focused vs moving the heaviest weights i can. I suffered from a herniated disc in my back for a long time and dead lifts have been miraculous for keeping this as bay.
Quality of life is certainly important: healthspan is the term for disease-free years of life. Both aerobic exercise and resistance training contribute to it.

But even though sarcopenia has become a buzzword in the lay science world, it doesn't take much resistance training before mortality benefit plateaus. It’s only about two twenty minute sessions per week. Aerobic exercise, on the other hand, requires 300-600 minutes weekly, to achieve maximal bang for the longevity buck.

So to live the longest (and healthiest), you need to spend about tenfold more time on cardiovascular versus resistance training.

Think about all the really old, functional people you know. How many of them devote much time to lifting weights? How many are active in other ways? Do bodybuilders tend to live longer than the general population? Are they functional longer?

While I’ve encountered a few spry men over the age of 90, none of them are (or were) gym rats. Most of the functional nonagenarians I’ve met are little old ladies, whose only exercise is walking regularly.

To be clear, I’m not saying resistance training is unimportant. Just a little goes a long way, and it should complement a program focused on aerobic exercise. Better yet, find aerobic activities which promotes strength as well, like walking/hiking with weights/up hills/on uneven ground. Or do something fun which incorporates whole body strength, and balance. Like rock climbing ;)

That's great and all but how much ya bench?
Definitely not 400.
 

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