This guy has GOT to be fishing. Yikes.
Either that or he's a moron who doesn't understand the meaning of BROKE. He said they were "BROKE" last year about 4 hours before they gave Antonio a $42M contract when Wallace turned down their offer.
TT walks into a store.
TT: "Sir? How much for this copy of 'Eddie Rabbitt's Greatest Hits' on 8-track?"
Clerk : "That's $9,000, sir."
TT : "That seems awfully steep."
Clerk : "It's a signed copy."
TT : "You mean Eddie himself signed it?"
Clerk : "No, my uncle Clem did. It IS signed, however."
TT : "Oh yea, I see it right there. Uncle Clem. You'd think he would have at least signed Eddie's name and not his own. Damn. Well, I don't have $9,000 in cash. I
do have an ATV I haven't been on in 3 years, my collection of rare, exotic foreskins, and that book of 2-for-1 certificates to Golden Corral that my boyfriend got me for Kwanzaa. If I sell all of that stuff, I could buy it. But $9,000 seems like an awful lot for this record. You know, I think I'll pass. I'm going to hold on to the ATV and the foreskins, and I could REALLY go for some chocolate fountain action right about now."
Clerk : "You cannot afford this Eddie Rabbit album."
TT : "Well, I CAN, it's just that I only have a few hundred in my wallet at the moment...oh man, what do I do?........"
Just then, a man with orange skin and blue hair comes in to the sound of trumpets. With a booming voice he proclaims :
"I MUST HAVE THIS EDDIE RABBITT ALBUM ! 'I LOVE A RAINY NIGHT' IS A MODERN DAY CLASSIC. I WILL GIVE YOU $10,000 FOR IT !!!"
Clerk : "Well, this guy has right of first refusal...."
TT : "It's just not worth $10,000. This guy can have it."
"YOOOOOOU COULD NOT AFFORD IT, AND NOW THE EDDIE RABBIT 8-TRACK IS MINE !! MUHAHAHAHAHA !!!"
---------------------------6 months later------------------------------
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, STEP RIGHT UP !! ONE EDDIE RABBITT 8-TRACK IN MINT CONDITION, ONLY $9,000 !! HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO HEAR "747" IN CRYSTAL CLEAR STEREOPHONIC SOUND. DON'T PUSH... PLEASE FORM AN ORDERLY...............line................ seriously? Anyone? No one wants this great album? Damn it......