Been eating two (dos) avocados a day for four (cuatro) months (1 Viewer)

[Annyong]

So I'm at the trader joe in April, see the 4 pack of avocado and think i'll pick this up and make some guac. What am I? a chef? No, I'm not. So at about the 4 day mark i realize my $3 purchase is about to go in the bin unless I do something like eat the things. I cut one in half, remove the pit, take the peel(?) off and apply a little salt. Wow. That's pretty good. i'll have another. And another. and another. And here i am 250 of the ####ers later.

My cholesterol dropped from 177 to 143 and from what doc says the good cholesterol went up(hdl?). I sleep better. Richard has been standing seemingly all the time. My poops slide out almost undetected. I met a friend out for drinks on preseason Monday, I was in this great mood. Why? It was a preseason Monday. Oh yeah, i've been choking down 2 avocados a day for 4 months.

In conclusion: where these green suckers been all my life?

I for one would like my poops at least a tad bit detectable.

nothing feels better than passing a good solid doomp.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

it may have been mentioned, delicious with sriacha

 

[FootballDummy]

Excellent food. I believe the are a 'super food'. Now just mix in peeled steamed yams into your diet and you will live to 100. I put a dab of butter on mine, they are awesome.

Avocados are one of my 3 perfect foods. The criteria is: If you had to eat a cat turd, what could you put on it that would make it palatable? The 3 foods are, in no particular order:BaconAvocadosCream Cheese

yes

I love you. And I'm not ashamed of it.

 

[xulf]

Has your poop turned green?

 

[xulf]

Any othet side effects other than using spanish in a tourretic-like fashion?

 

[FootballDummy]

Any othet side effects other than using spanish in a tourretic-like fashion?

Just Do It. You won't be sorry.

 

[Random]

Wife eats them on burgers....I just told her to pick some up next week. I want to poop with a boner

 

[Da Guru]

Excellent food. I believe the are a 'super food'. Now just mix in peeled steamed yams into your diet and you will live to 100. I put a dab of butter on mine, they are awesome.

Where does beer mix in on the "superfood"?

I eat more super-foods so I can drink more beer..it is all about balance.

 

[Cunk]

So I'm at the trader joe in April, see the 4 pack of avocado and think i'll pick this up and make some guac. What am I? a chef? No, I'm not. So at about the 4 day mark i realize my $3 purchase is about to go in the bin unless I do something like eat the things. I cut one in half, remove the pit, take the peel(?) off and apply a little salt. Wow. That's pretty good. i'll have another. And another. and another. And here i am 250 of the ####ers later.

My cholesterol dropped from 177 to 143 and from what doc says the good cholesterol went up(hdl?). I sleep better. Richard has been standing seemingly all the time. My poops slide out almost undetected. I met a friend out for drinks on preseason Monday, I was in this great mood. Why? It was a preseason Monday. Oh yeah, i've been choking down 2 avocados a day for 4 months.

In conclusion: where these green suckers been all my life?

I for one would like my poops at least a tad bit detectable.

nothing feels better than passing a good solid doomp.

This usually happens to me on my way into work. But I don't think I appreciate it as much as I should because it was left there by a homeless.

 

[Cunk]

BTW, your probably at this point now but you don't have to peel off the skin. Cut the ******* in half, thrust the knife into the pit, so a quick twist, pop it out, cut the pulp in the shell a few times lengthwise and widthwise then eat right from the shell with a little olive oil, pepper and salt. Nature's bowl if you will.

removing the pit

 

[Christo]

Excellent food. I believe the are a 'super food'. Now just mix in peeled steamed yams into your diet and you will live to 100. I put a dab of butter on mine, they are awesome.

Where does beer mix in on the "superfood"?

I eat more super-foods so I can drink more beer..it is all about balance.

Beer is a superfood.

 

[Ned]

Wife eats them on burgers....I just told her to pick some up next week. I want to poop with a boner

 

[Da Guru]

Excellent food. I believe the are a 'super food'. Now just mix in peeled steamed yams into your diet and you will live to 100. I put a dab of butter on mine, they are awesome.

Where does beer mix in on the "superfood"?

I eat more super-foods so I can drink more beer..it is all about balance.

Beer is a superfood.

In my book it is.

 

[Disco Stu]

BTW, your probably at this point now but you don't have to peel off the skin. Cut the ******* in half, thrust the knife into the pit, so a quick twist, pop it out, cut the pulp in the shell a few times lengthwise and widthwise then eat right from the shell with a little olive oil, pepper and salt. Nature's bowl if you will.

removing the pit

That's how I eat them, except with lemon juice instead of olive oil. Try sprinkling some onion flakes to put it over the top. Delicious with the added flavor and texture.

 

[urbanhack]

http://topicfire.com/share/Watch-Chefs-At-Moto-Deconstruct-Then-Reconstruct-An-Avocado-20471276.html

 

[Mr. Pickles]

http://topicfire.com/share/Watch-Chefs-At-Moto-Deconstruct-Then-Reconstruct-An-Avocado-20471276.html

I think we need to add "molecular gastronomy" to the banned list.

 

[E-Z Glider]

BTW, your probably at this point now but you don't have to peel off the skin. Cut the ******* in half, thrust the knife into the pit, so a quick twist, pop it out, cut the pulp in the shell a few times lengthwise and widthwise then eat right from the shell with a little olive oil, pepper and salt. Nature's bowl if you will.

removing the pit

That's how I eat them, except with lemon juice instead of olive oil. Try sprinkling some onion flakes to put it over the top. Delicious with the added flavor and texture.

straight out the shell, huh? gonna have to give this a try. the notion of an undetectable number two (dos) is intriguing to say the least.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

BTW, your probably at this point now but you don't have to peel off the skin. Cut the ******* in half, thrust the knife into the pit, so a quick twist, pop it out, cut the pulp in the shell a few times lengthwise and widthwise then eat right from the shell with a little olive oil, pepper and salt. Nature's bowl if you will.

removing the pit

That's how I eat them, except with lemon juice instead of olive oil. Try sprinkling some onion flakes to put it over the top. Delicious with the added flavor and texture.

straight out the shell, huh? gonna have to give this a try. the notion of an undetectable number two (dos) is intriguing to say the least.

Your bowels will finally live up to your name.

 

[Random]

What foods did the avocados replace? Or did you just add 500 calories to your daily diet?

 

[trogg78]

I think dog popp would go better with avocados then cat poop. Cats have the most foul waste I could ever imagine.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

What foods did the avocados replace? Or did you just add 500 calories to your daily diet?

Good question. How big a boy are ya, Nips?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

http://topicfire.com/share/Watch-Chefs-At-Moto-Deconstruct-Then-Reconstruct-An-Avocado-20471276.html

I think we need to add "molecular gastronomy" to the banned list.

What was the point of making the chocolate shell and putting a tortilla "pit" into it and smoothing the avocado to make it look all pretty and real if it was just going to be mashed before being plated??

 

[glumpy]

Always loved 'em.

 

[TxBuckeye]

My poops slide out almost undetected.

Has it slid out completely undetected? Be honest.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

"You too could be a professional Poop Detector"

 

[Jaysus]

Wait, let me get this straight... there's such a thing as falafel chips?!?

 

[Mr. Ected]

So I'm at the trader joe in April, see the 4 pack of avocado and think i'll pick this up and make some guac. What am I? a chef? No, I'm not. So at about the 4 day mark i realize my $3 purchase is about to go in the bin unless I do something like eat the things. I cut one in half, remove the pit, take the peel(?) off and apply a little salt. Wow. That's pretty good. i'll have another. And another. and another. And here i am 250 of the ####ers later.My cholesterol dropped from 177 to 143 and from what doc says the good cholesterol went up(hdl?). I sleep better. Richard has been standing seemingly all the time. My poops slide out almost undetected. I met a friend out for drinks on preseason Monday, I was in this great mood. Why? It was a preseason Monday. Oh yeah, i've been choking down 2 avocados a day for 4 months. In conclusion: where these green suckers been all my life?

Major selling points that the avocado community is missing out on. I need no help with the 1st but hey sign me up.

I buy Whole Foods store-made Guac but such a rip off. never bought avocados there. $6.99 for the guac too much but I just like to eat it too much. Add in the felafel chips for $4.99 and your talking the most expensive but healthy good tasting chips and dip you can buy.

An easy way to make guac is to take your avocado put in a bowl (draw blocks on the avocado, down to the skin with a knife on the half before you push it out of the skin) and mix it with a pre-made pico de gallo (as much as you'd like) that you can usually get in any grocery store. I've found that using the tool you'd use to make mashed potatoes is perfect for mixing guacamole.

 

[SmoovySmoov]

Hhhmm, how can you tell if they are ripe?

I make my own sushi, so I have gotten pretty adept at this. You have to squeeze before you buy. You want just a little give. No give at all, and the thing is hard as a rock on the inside. Too much give, and it's a rotten mess inside. Just a little bit of give, and it's perfect.

 

[shader]

What foods did the avocados replace? Or did you just add 500 calories to your daily diet?

irrelevant

 

[tdog]

What foods did the avocados replace? Or did you just add 500 calories to your daily diet?

I replaced cheese with avocado. Doing a double whammy on bad cholesterol. Avocado and turkey sandwich rather than turkey, cheese, and mayo. Avocado and red onions on a burger rather than cheddar. It is remarkable how much calories and saturated fat are reduced on normal lunch items when you get rid of the cheese.For me, it replaces any of the various fatty goo I like to spread on most things.

 

[E Street Brat]

nasty vile fruit of the devil.

My folks have a tree that produces 1000's of these.

I pick them and throw them at the stray cats and occasional toddler that happens to wander to close to yard.

 

[E Street Brat]

What foods did the avocados replace? Or did you just add 500 calories to your daily diet?

I replaced cheese with avocado. Doing a double whammy on bad cholesterol. Avocado and turkey sandwich rather than turkey, cheese, and mayo. Avocado and red onions on a burger rather than cheddar. It is remarkable how much calories and saturated fat are reduced on normal lunch items when you get rid of the cheese.For me, it replaces any of the various fatty goo I like to spread on most things.

You can have my goo when you scrape it from my cold dead hand.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

One of the best threads ever. Been on an avocado binge, putting them in salads, telling the wait staff to ask the kitchen to put extra in whenever possible. Sucking down homemade gauc to boot.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

My poops slide out almost undetected.

Has it slid out completely undetected? Be honest.

Add in 8 oz of prune juice daily and you likely qualify as being anal explosive.

 

[ChainsawU]

lemon juice will prevent discoloration if you are making guacamole or if you have to save one that has been sliced

 

[Funkley]

I'm almost 44 and positive I.ve never eaten an avocado. I guess its time.

Nipsey>hi

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm almost 44 and positive I.ve never eaten an avocado. I guess its time.

Seems a little shticky.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm almost 44 and positive I.ve never eaten an avocado. I guess its time.Nipsey>hi

Get Dougie on these, stat.

 

[Bring The Stink]

lemon juice will prevent discoloration if you are making guacamole or if you have to save one that has been sliced

Also....keep a pit or two in the guacamole as well to keep it fresh.

 

[Fennis]

lemon juice will prevent discoloration if you are making guacamole or if you have to save one that has been sliced

Also....keep a pit or two in the guacamole as well to keep it fresh.

or just eat the whole ####### thing

 

[BRONG]

Love the surprise poll. But it shoulda had this.

I have two avocado trees off my lanai that produce zillions. Reach out and grab them all day long if I want. I've got to try this. If an avocado a day will keep the Imodium A.D away, I'm in!

Neighbor has this big, black lab (Count Blackula) who's super smart, and that thing has figured out how to peel the skin off fallen avocados and eat them; it's crazy. Every morning he goes to the bushes under the avocado tree and finds one (uno), sits down, and has breakfast. I walk him a lot and have always wondered why his poops are so spectacular. Who knew???

Yeah, I'm going to try this soon.

 

[Wingnut]

lemon juice will prevent discoloration if you are making guacamole or if you have to save one that has been sliced

Also....keep a pit or two in the guacamole as well to keep it fresh.

False.http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/594234

 

[E-Z Glider]

lemon juice will prevent discoloration if you are making guacamole or if you have to save one that has been sliced

Also....keep a pit or two (dos) in the guacamole as well to keep it fresh.

fyp

 

[JShare87]

I've been eating half of one (big green Florida type) every morning for the past 2 weeks. I can't really tell much of a difference in the way I feel.

 

[Joe T]

I've been eating half of one (big green Florida type) every morning for the past 2 weeks. I can't really tell much of a difference in the way I feel.

keep us posted.

 

[eurotrashman]

lemon juice will prevent discoloration if you are making guacamole or if you have to save one that has been sliced

Also....keep a pit or two in the guacamole as well to keep it fresh.

False.http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/594234

sorry, but my mexican girlfriend's mom says otherwise.

 

[Chaka]

Who leaves avocados around long enough to discolor?

Cut that bad boy open and don't stop eating until it's gone.

 

[Chaka]

lemon juice will prevent discoloration if you are making guacamole or if you have to save one that has been sliced

Also....keep a pit or two in the guacamole as well to keep it fresh.

False.http://chowhound.cho...m/topics/594234

sorry, but my mexican girlfriend's mom says otherwise.

Sorry but your Mexican girlfriend's mom is wrong.

 

[glumpy]

Who leaves avocados around long enough to discolor?Cut that bad boy open and don't stop eating until it's gone.

There ya go. My wife's guacamole never lasts long enough to worry about either.

 

[mon]

Great thread, especially the OP. My guacapoopy has been sliding out gracefully ever since I started adding avocados to my diet.