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Been eating two (dos) avocados a day for four (cuatro) months (1 Viewer)

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  • Kid A

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  • OK Computer

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all the pit does is protect the area underneath it from being exposed to air. it doesn't stop the rest of exposed avocado from discoloring.

 
I dunno if this is way too out of order for the forum..

But about 3-4yrs ago I got addicted to avocados after we visited mexico... started eating a good 5-10 a week. Within about two weeks, my woman started mentioning my "juice" had an almost pleasant taste. I made ZERO changes in my diet otherwise.

This was confirmed when I was forced to move to Northern Ontario to work for a month and couldnt get my hands on avocado... she mentioned it started to taste 'foul' again.

after I kicked her out of the car and made her walk back to our hotel, I agreed to never stop eating them again

Lesson: next time you're in the heat of the moment, and you're ready to let loose... let her know you eat avocados. :thumbup: . The results will surprise you

 
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'Nipsey said:
'BRONG said:
Love the surprise poll. :lmao: But it shoulda had this.
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:lol: To be honest I don't know how Kid A could lose any head to head poll much less this one. You going to Breeders?
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I'm with ya, huge Radiohead fan. LAte 90's Wiltern show might be the best concert I've ever seen.Was jsut talking about going to the Breeder's Cup. Super spendy though, and I won't be around so I doubt it. you? better have seats.

 
Local road side stand has avocados for $.50 each. Gonna stop by and check them out. If theyre Haas, Im gonna pick up a bunch.

 
'Chaka said:
'Wingnut said:
Local road side stand has avocados for $.50 each. Gonna stop by and check them out. If theyre Haas, Im gonna pick up a bunch.
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You only like haas?
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No, but if theyre the Florida avocados that I see everywhere around here I dont like em as much, even though theyre like 3 times the size...they dont have as much flavor....but Ill probably buy them anyway. lolHaas and Florida are the only 2 kinds I ever see locally.
 
'Wingnut said:
'Chaka said:
'Wingnut said:
Local road side stand has avocados for $.50 each. Gonna stop by and check them out. If theyre Haas, Im gonna pick up a bunch.
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You only like haas?
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No, but if theyre the Florida avocados that I see everywhere around here I dont like em as much, even though theyre like 3 times the size...they dont have as much flavor....but Ill probably buy them anyway. lolHaas and Florida are the only 2 kinds I ever see locally.
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Yeah I would take Haas over Florida too. But I'll gladly take a Florida over no avocado at all.I'm very lucky to live in the heart of American avocado country.
 
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Made some guacamole yesterday. 3 avocados, 2 vine tomatoes, 1 pablano pepper, 1 jalapeno pepper, 1 clove garlic, 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper, chopped up some cilantro, and some sea salt and some black pepper. Oh, and squeezed in 1/2 lemon after I mashed the avocado, which really gave it a good consistency.

 
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My wife went to one of those grocery outlets yesterday and they had two (dos) avacadoes for one (uno) dollar! She picked up four (cuatro). Really hoping they are good. :thumbup:

 
As a bonus, once you are eating 1 of these per day, you can use your poop as a mudmask for even more radiant skin. Just put some on your t-zone before bed and thank me later.

 
Been on a avo kick myself since reading this thread. Eat maybe 5-7 a week. Try putting half an avacado into a protein shake. Makes it taste like ice cream is in the shake.

Another tidbit: Been buying avacados and this fruit market 3 for a buck. The are as hard as baseballs and basicaly inedible. Put the unripe avacados in a paper bag with an apple. Clip the bag shut and put into your pantry. 2-3 days later they are as soft as Charmin.

 
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Soulfly3 said:
I dunno if this is way too out of order for the forum..But about 3-4yrs ago I got addicted to avocados after we visited mexico... started eating a good 5-10 a week. Within about two weeks, my woman started mentioning my "juice" had an almost pleasant taste. I made ZERO changes in my diet otherwise.This was confirmed when I was forced to move to Northern Ontario to work for a month and couldnt get my hands on avocado... she mentioned it started to taste 'foul' again.after I kicked her out of the car and made her walk back to our hotel, I agreed to never stop eating them againLesson: next time you're in the heat of the moment, and you're ready to let loose... let her know you eat avocados. :thumbup: . The results will surprise you
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A gay guy I used to work with said parsley does the same thing. We couldn't figure out why the parsley kept disappearing from the salad bar, and he said he and the other two gays that worked there snacked on it all the time.

 
Love advocados. My favorite time of year as both tomatoes and advocados are in season. Sliced advocado on BLT sandwiches are so good.

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
Made some guacamole yesterday. 3 avocados, 2 vine tomatoes, 1 pablano pepper, 1 jalapeno pepper, 1 clove garlic, 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper, chopped up some cilantro, and some sea salt and some black pepper. Oh, and squeezed in 1/2 lemon after I mashed the avocado, which really gave it a good consistency.
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Sounds good but lime > lemon FTW.
 
Started a new healthy diet a week ago and have been eating avocados like they're going extinct. One of my favorite ways is with fresh cracked black pepper and balsamic vinaigrette.

When I was a kid we had an avocado tree in our backyard, it was huge and produced tons of fruit. I wish I had that tree now.

 
I have a hard time finding ripe avocados. Do you buy fresh and let them soften up (as in buying ahead of time) or am I just in the wrong place for ripe avocados?

 
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So I'm at the trader joe in April, see the 4 pack of avocado and think i'll pick this up and make some guac. What am I? a chef? No, I'm not. So at about the 4 day mark i realize my $3 purchase is about to go in the bin unless I do something like eat the things. I cut one in half, remove the pit, take the peel(?) off and apply a little salt. Wow. That's pretty good. i'll have another. And another. and another. And here i am 250 of the ####ers later. My cholesterol dropped from 177 to 143 and from what doc says the good cholesterol went up(hdl?). I sleep better. Richard has been standing seemingly all the time. My poops slide out almost undetected. I met a friend out for drinks on preseason Monday, I was in this great mood. Why? It was a preseason Monday. Oh yeah, i've been choking down 2 avocados a day for 4 months. In conclusion: where these green suckers been all my life?
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So, do this?

 
I have never had avacado or guacomole...ever...

After reading this thread, I will give it a try. Going to stop by the grocery tonight on the way home...

 
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