Seriously. This epidemic of avatar changes needs to stop.I don't know who you are without the robot avatarOh come on, how obvious.
this is spinning out of control
I was told the cool thing to do was shirtless soccer players. I found a shirtless cyborg David Beckham.Seriously. This epidemic of avatar changes needs to stop.this is spinning out of controlI don't know who you are without the robot avatarOh come on, how obvious.
Agreed. BS you blew it.Can nobody tell a good story any more? Fishing trips these days are so rushed and half assed. I could poop a better plot than this.
Hold up, JULY 22nd? You're going to make us wait a whole month for the fireworks? Talk about a long game. Sheesh.Well, it was a pretty entertaining time but nothing happened relevant to the wife's friend. My client had events on Monday and Tuesday this week so I was out all day/night drinking early in the week. Wife didn't make any mention of friend except at dinner this week talking to my son about how her and her son will be coming down for a day at the beach and a sleepover on the 22nd...
He's a lawyer so you know it's true.It does seem like an implied contract.imo this gives you a pass to snap and share a pic of her post shave
Update?Well, it was a pretty entertaining time but nothing happened relevant to the wife's friend. My client had events on Monday and Tuesday this week so I was out all day/night drinking early in the week. Wife didn't make any mention of friend except at dinner this week talking to my son about how her and her son will be coming down for a day at the beach and a sleepover on the 22nd.A drunken weekend alone gambling had so much promise.....
Not a 100% sure this is related but last night I had to run out to get contact solution at Walmart and my wife asked me to pick her up an electric bikini line trimmer. She takes a shower this morning and tells me how well it works and tells me I should really use it to trim myself since she said it was getting out of control down there. So I take a shower and start going to work with the thing and probably went a little overboard. I get out of the shower and my wife wants a look so I give her one. She starts laughing since it is a big difference and then does something strange. She snaps a pic with her iPhone. I mildly complain but she just says she will erase it. However, as I'm getting dressed I hear her laughing and her phone blowing up from texts.
Insulting them, or did they have the hydrophobia?Unfortunately the sleepover was a non event as I worked late and by the time I got home they were dealiing with putting down the kids. We tried to have our two boys sleep in the same room on my son's bunk bed but that didn't work so the friend took her son and slept in our guest room. I didn't even want to bother with an update giving the lame nature of it but there was literally no adult only time.
I just want to be able to remove that white star beside the title. Is there any easy way to without going through the thread and deleting all my posts?Can we get a HARD DELETE on this thread, just so I'm never tempted to look at it again?
Hard to think of a thread that started with this much promise and then fizzled so badly since Jayrod turned up alive and unharmed.
me too.lol at the new title.
I just started scanning the thread for my avatar, trying to figure out what I could have ever possibly had to say about Badminton.
After the #1 post edit, post #2 is now simply hilarious and out of the blue.
After the #1 post edit, post #2 is now simply hilarious and out of the blue.
Holy ####After the #1 post edit, post #2 is now simply hilarious and out of the blue.
what's this now?Prove it's not fishing by sending the #### pic to Woz.My wife has known for quite some time how little I'm packing down there. However , I must say that the shave job makes me look much larger. Not sure why I went with the chia pet look for so long.She sent the text to her friend. Any chance of a three way are gone because the friend sees that there wouldn't be very much in it for her.
Your wife may now be upset with you because you killed her chance to be with her friend.
that should be the second post of EVERY thread.Holy ####After the #1 post edit, post #2 is now simply hilarious and out of the blue.
that should be the second post of EVERY thread.Holy ####After the #1 post edit, post #2 is now simply hilarious and out of the blue.
Wait, what?Can we get a HARD DELETE on this thread, just so I'm never tempted to look at it again?
Hard to think of a thread that started with this much promise and then fizzled so badly since Jayrod turned up alive and unharmed.
that should be the second post of EVERY thread.Holy ####After the #1 post edit, post #2 is now simply hilarious and out of the blue.
Did you already forget about the time your ex-boss or something was an insane stalker creep and then you disappeared for a few months?Wait, what?Can we get a HARD DELETE on this thread, just so I'm never tempted to look at it again?
Hard to think of a thread that started with this much promise and then fizzled so badly since Jayrod turned up alive and unharmed.
No, but I didn't know me being alive was so disappointing.Did you already forget about the time your ex-boss or something was an insane stalker creep and then you disappeared for a few months?Wait, what?Can we get a HARD DELETE on this thread, just so I'm never tempted to look at it again?
Hard to think of a thread that started with this much promise and then fizzled so badly since Jayrod turned up alive and unharmed.
I'm sure everyone cares so I'll give an update. Found out this chick just filed for divorce a few weeks ago, no surprise there. It should be understood by men everywhere if a married woman is flirty/sexy texting with you then she wants the D and is probably not far away from a separation/divorce. Are there any rules on banging women in this category? Wait until separated, wait until divorced, or seize the day and do it now?As for the gents worried about the wife stumbling across these texts accidentally a few months down the road, couldn't baloney just delete them?
Do any of you married guys have situations where flirting through texts is allowed? I have a client who began sending me flirty/innuendo type texts last month and I wasn't sure if her husband knew and didn't care or if this was behind his back. I have drank beers with him on several occasions and we are cool. Also, he had ball cancer 5 years ago and I was thinking maybe they have some sort of open marriage thing going on now. I wasn't sure how to proceed without stepping on any toes so I just let things fizzle, but if there was a missed opportunity I'd be more than happy to reach out to her. (Assuming he is cool with it if course)
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Sorry but I'm not sure what this has to do with badminton :reported:I'm sure everyone cares so I'll give an update. Found out this chick just filed for divorce a few weeks ago, no surprise there. It should be understood by men everywhere if a married woman is flirty/sexy texting with you then she wants the D and is probably not far away from a separation/divorce. Are there any rules on banging women in this category? Wait until separated, wait until divorced, or seize the day and do it now?As for the gents worried about the wife stumbling across these texts accidentally a few months down the road, couldn't baloney just delete them?
Do any of you married guys have situations where flirting through texts is allowed? I have a client who began sending me flirty/innuendo type texts last month and I wasn't sure if her husband knew and didn't care or if this was behind his back. I have drank beers with him on several occasions and we are cool. Also, he had ball cancer 5 years ago and I was thinking maybe they have some sort of open marriage thing going on now. I wasn't sure how to proceed without stepping on any toes so I just let things fizzle, but if there was a missed opportunity I'd be more than happy to reach out to her. (Assuming he is cool with it if course)
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In this situation, there's no need to be to aggressive. I'd go with an underhand service of the shuttlecock to make sure it stays in play.Sorry but I'm not sure what this has to do with badminton :reported:I'm sure everyone cares so I'll give an update. Found out this chick just filed for divorce a few weeks ago, no surprise there. It should be understood by men everywhere if a married woman is flirty/sexy texting with you then she wants the D and is probably not far away from a separation/divorce. Are there any rules on banging women in this category? Wait until separated, wait until divorced, or seize the day and do it now?As for the gents worried about the wife stumbling across these texts accidentally a few months down the road, couldn't baloney just delete them?
Do any of you married guys have situations where flirting through texts is allowed? I have a client who began sending me flirty/innuendo type texts last month and I wasn't sure if her husband knew and didn't care or if this was behind his back. I have drank beers with him on several occasions and we are cool. Also, he had ball cancer 5 years ago and I was thinking maybe they have some sort of open marriage thing going on now. I wasn't sure how to proceed without stepping on any toes so I just let things fizzle, but if there was a missed opportunity I'd be more than happy to reach out to her. (Assuming he is cool with it if course)
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After the #1 post edit, post #2 is now simply hilarious and out of the blue.
No, but I hear it makes the cork bottom look bigger...Baloney Sandwich said:Does anyone here shave the feathers of their shuttlecock?