Best Cheesy & Awful Movie One Liners (1 Viewer)

[Native]

You had me at hello

 

[Native]

"No Retreat No Surrender!!!!"

 

[Aerial Assault]

"A good lawyer wouldn't need to open that envelope, Mitch."

 

[identikit]

I'm the King of the World!!!

Good one - I was thinking of Titanic and there are probably tons of examples there.

'

Jack!'

'Rose!'

'Jack...'

'Rose...'

Ad nauseum.

 

[Otis]

Roads? Where we're going we don't need...roads.

Ref:

That was the quote I put in my high school yearbook.

 

[fatness]

Plan 9 from Outer Space: "It's murder. And somebody's responsible!"

"Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!"

 

[Insein]

I'm the King of the World!!!

Good one - I was thinking of Titanic and there are probably tons of examples there.

'Jack!'

'Rose!'

'Jack...'

'Rose...'

Ad nauseum.

 

[Insein]

Roads? Where we're going we don't need...roads.

Ref:

You're hence forth known as Doctor Otis Brown. Doc for short.

 

[Mr. Ected]

You shouldn't oughta hung me on a hook, Johnny. my motha hung me on a hook once Johnny. Once.

You're doing it wrong

Why? Because I tried to wing it after having not seen that movie in 25 years and messed it up a little, or because you don't think that fits the criteria?Either way, your face is doing it wrong.

There are no bad lines in that movie

That and it was:

You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!

Yeah, I already copped to not remembering it properly. No need to be a farging ice hole about it.

Humbly apologize. Was just trying to get it straight. Not pointing out fault.

 

[zamboni]

You are next!

Very good. But brick not hit back.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Not so much a "line" but.. the final scene of Departed as the Rat runs across the Railing of the balcony..

Too subtle?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I'll see you in another life... when we are both cats

 

[Andy Dufresne]

50 Star Wars quotes ranked in order of terribleness.

 

[Insein]

50 Star Wars quotes ranked in order of terribleness.

Funny how theyre all from the prequels.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

 

[Lehigh98]

This must have been posted already but just in case it wasn't...

http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com

 

[Insein]

This must have been posted already but just in case it wasn't...

http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com

Yep page 1 I think.

 

[Todem]

Get your filthy hands off of me you damn dirty ape!!!

 

[Todem]

"Give me some sugar baby"

"But what about all those kind words you told me last night?"

"Pillow talk baby, just some pillow talk."

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

You guys do understand that Army of Darkness was intended to be cheesy, right?

 

[Andy Dufresne]

You guys do understand that Army of Darkness was intended to be cheesy, right?

The title of the thread has changed.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

You guys do understand that Army of Darkness was intended to be cheesy, right?

The title of the thread has changed.

For God's sake.

 

[Todem]

You guys do understand that Army of Darkness was intended to be cheesy, right?

Yes.....best cheesy is in this title right?

Love that film.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

You guys do understand that Army of Darkness was intended to be cheesy, right?

The title of the thread has changed.

For God's sake.

A bunch of Primitive Screwheads in here.

 

[Johnny Bing]

"Don't wake my friend -- he's DEAD tired!"

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last. I lied."

"Let off some steam Bennett."

 

[Todem]

Killian...I'll be back.

Only in a re-run.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

You guys do understand that Army of Darkness was intended to be cheesy, right?

The title of the thread has changed.

For God's sake.

A bunch of Primitive Screwheads in here.

Yep. I'm not leading but two things right now: Jack and ####. And jack left town.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

"Yippee-ki-yay, mother####er

 

[pats3in4]

Killian...I'll be back.

Only in a re-run.

This line is AWESOME. I don't recall all the times Arnold uses "I'll be back", but this is the only one I recall in which the bad guy had a snappy comeback.

Side note: Richard Dawson was great in this movie. Made me wonder if he really was an Ay-hole behind the scenes on Family Feud.

 

[sdp1226]

You are next!

Very good. But brick not hit back.

You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend.

 

[Braktastic]

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

 

[Insein]

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it.

 

[Insein]

You're why cavemen chiseled on walls.

 

[Insein]

I know Kung Fu.

 

[Insein]

Are you a MexiCan or a MexiCant?

 

[Norman Paperman]

You had me at hello

How did this take until page 3?

 

[Insein]

Its a pressure valve. It wont open unless theres tremendous pressure.

 

[Insein]

We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today is our Independence Day.

 

[Hastur]

"Don't wake my friend -- he's DEAD tired!"

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last. I lied."

The awful, cheesy line comes next when he gets in the car with Chongs daughter:

Stoned dudes daughter: What happened to him?

Ahnald: I let him go.

 

[JohnnyU]

Rocky (the one where he fights the Russian) - Adrian "You're going to do it".

Arnold - "I'll be back"

Arnold - "No problemo"

Arnold - "Stick around"

That chick in Jerry McGuire - "You had me at hello".

Iceman - "You can be my wingman any time.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

"Miss Stamper? Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Airforce, ma'am. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met."

 

[Insein]

"Miss Stamper? Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Airforce, ma'am. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met."

I forgot that. In a movie with a whole bunch of them, this was the top.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

"Miss Stamper? Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Airforce, ma'am. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met."

I forgot that. In a movie with a whole bunch of them, this was the top.

I was going through the quotes on IMDB, because I wanted to make sure I got it right. I had the same thought; I could've just listed the entire movie.

 

[Leroy's Aces]

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. - Dominic Torretto

 

[belljr]

"Miss Stamper? Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Airforce, ma'am. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met."

I forgot that. In a movie with a whole bunch of them, this was the top.

I was going through the quotes on IMDB, because I wanted to make sure I got it right. I had the same thought; I could've just listed the entire movie.

scariest environment imagineable...

 

[Megla]

Badgers, we don't need no stinkin badgers

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

"Miss Stamper? Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Airforce, ma'am. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met."

I forgot that. In a movie with a whole bunch of them, this was the top.

I was going through the quotes on IMDB, because I wanted to make sure I got it right. I had the same thought; I could've just listed the entire movie.

scariest environment imagineable...

"I've been drilling for thirty years and I have never missed a depth."

"Then let's turn off this bomb."

 

[flapgreen]

I came here to do 2 things: Kick some ### and drink some beer... Looks like we're almost out of beer.

 

[flapgreen]

"I ain't got time to bleed."

Love that one

 

[flapgreen]

When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing. :X

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Say goodnight to the bad guy.