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Bigger goober: Eli Manning or Michael Phelps? (1 Viewer)

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  • Eli Manning

    Votes: 96 65.3%

  • Michael Phelps

    Votes: 51 34.7%
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Seeing Phelp's mother on TV all of the time is enough reason for him to get my vote as the biggest goober.

A chip off the old, ugly block. :rolleyes:

 
Lots of swimmers have the normal nerdy white kid look but damn can they stay in shape. Had a law school buddy who was a very good swimmer in college but didn't do crap for like the first two years of law school and probably put on like 30 lbs. and looked like your normal nerdy law dude. Then, guy decides to swim hard again for a month and dropped all the weight and got pretty jacked. #### is unfair almost.

 
Zow said:
Lots of swimmers have the normal nerdy white kid look but damn can they stay in shape. Had a law school buddy who was a very good swimmer in college but didn't do crap for like the first two years of law school and probably put on like 30 lbs. and looked like your normal nerdy law dude. Then, guy decides to swim hard again for a month and dropped all the weight and got pretty jacked. #### is unfair almost.
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why am i not surprised by this? Commenting on how male swimmers have hot bods. :confused:
 
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this was the hardest decision i had to make all day. i went with eli cuz he looks ######ed or something.

 
I don't think I've ever seen a bunch of internet geeks act so....catty.

The jealousy is off the chart in here.

 
flapgreen said:
Once again, Eli reaffirmed his domination of gooberville in the postgame interview. :unsure:
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:rolleyes: Exactly what I thought of too. He shrugs with a goofy smile and says "You know, I just told the guys to go out there and have fun". Sometimes I wonder if he realizes he's not playing in Pop Warner anymore.
 
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We might have to make this a 3-way race.

has everything you look for in a goober.The neckbeard, the huge chiclets, a bit of unintentional spittle during interviews and a gooberific voice.

 
'Veni Vidi Vici said:
'pollardsvision said:
this is easy. in general, all swimmers are gooberish. (no offense to swimmers here)

the 6 foot long torso doesn't help either.

think about it. doesn't it take a goober to go through the hellish swimmer training schedule for sport that won't even get you laid.

eli, on the other hand, was probably nailing the captain of the cheerleading squad (like all good QBs should) while phelps was squeezing in a quick 18th meal of the day to be sure to get those 10,000 caleries in before a late night swim
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...not according to a lot of stories about Phelps at U of M, he apparently likes to party hard and is known to pick up girls all the time, and it was stressed ALL THE TIME, as in rock star terms. I doubt Eli has ever even had as much as a rumour that can compare to Phelps with the girls.
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One of my law school buddies swam with Phelps - said Phelps pretty much had his pick of the litter.
 
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