What's Normal? - Do you dispense the toilet paper roll from the front/top or back/bottom? (1 Viewer)

[Keerock]

The age old battle...

Do you dispense the toilet paper roll from the front/top or back/bottom?

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[ChiefD]

Front/Top. As God intended.

 

[Keerock]

Always Front/Top in my house.

 

[zamboni]

I just live on the edge and place it out of the package, whichever way it lands.

 

[Keerock]

I just live on the edge and place it out of the package, whichever way it lands.

Who hurt you?

 

[zamboni]

I just live on the edge and place it out of the package, whichever way it lands.

Who hurt you?

The TP from the wrong direction, I guess.

 

[massraider]

Nice hotels do it over the top.

I assume at some point they spent a lot of money on a consultant from MIT or somewhere who explained exactly why over the top is better, and I am going to roll the way the Ritz Carlton does.

 

[gianmarco]

If you're not going to make this poll public so we can update our ignore lists, then it seems kinda pointless to have otherwise lopsided polls like this.

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Nice hotels do it over the top.

I assume at some point they spent a lot of money on a consultant from MIT or somewhere who explained exactly why over the top is better, and I am going to roll the way the Ritz Carlton does.

I worked in a nice hotel while in high school and yes, part of my duties from time to time was replacing TP rolls in the lobby, bar and pool area bathrooms. I was trained to fold the TP into a point, coming over the top from the back. Since then, I'm an aggressive "don't care" on this issue and therefore voted weirdo.

 

[massraider]

Since then, I'm an aggressive "don't care" on this issue and therefore voted weirdo

Some people are simply not Ritz Carlton material.

 

[gianmarco]

I've gotta say, there's a lot of bathroom polls. Do I pee in the shower? Do I stand or sit when I pee? Do I wash my hands afterwards? Is the TP rolling out when I get a piece to dab the end of my member? Do I use an electric toothbrush after I'm done sitting?

This is starting to get a little uncomfortable.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Front/Top. As God intended.

I can never figure out why anyone would do it the other way - it just doesn't make sense (to me).

 

[gianmarco]

Front/Top. As God intended.

I can never figure out why anyone would do it the other way - it just doesn't make sense (to me).

The only thing that makes sense to me is if you have a cat that likes to pull out the whole roll if it's going top down. But, then the bigger problem is that you have a cat.

 

[Keerock]

I've gotta say, there's a lot of bathroom polls. Do I pee in the shower? Do I stand or sit when I pee? Do I wash my hands afterwards? Is the TP rolling out when I get a piece to dab the end of my member? Do I use an electric toothbrush after I'm done sitting?

This is starting to get a little uncomfortable.

Nothing defines normality more than what you do in the ****ter...

 

[Keerock]

Front/Top. As God intended.

I can never figure out why anyone would do it the other way - it just doesn't make sense (to me).

The only thing that makes sense to me is if you have a cat that likes to pull out the whole roll if it's going top down. But, then the bigger problem is that you have a cat.

100% this.

 

[trogg78]

Other : Freestanding toilet paper holder.

 

[wlwiles]

I've gotta say, there's a lot of bathroom polls. Do I pee in the shower? Do I stand or sit when I pee? Do I wash my hands afterwards? Is the TP rolling out when I get a piece to dab the end of my member? Do I use an electric toothbrush after I'm done sitting?

This is starting to get a little uncomfortable.

Nothing defines normality more than what you do in the ****ter...

Which reminds me of a late night philosophical discussion we had around a campfire and whiskey many years ago. We realized we had 3 lefties in our group of 8 people and how that felt like an anomaly. One of the lefties claimed that he was truly a righty though because he throws/hits/kicks/eats right handed. Then we all compared who does what with which hand. The eldest member of the group proclaimed that the true way of telling right vs. left handedness is by which hand you wipe with.

 

[wlwiles]

I always 100% put the TP on from the front/top. My wife is Option 3 and will slap it on there however it's oriented when she grabs it out of the cabinet. If I see it on from the bottom I'll switch it. So far in 14 years she's either never noticed or doesn't care enough to mention it.

 

[massraider]

One of the lefties claimed that he was truly a righty though because he throws/hits/kicks/eats right handed. Then we all compared who does what with which hand. The eldest member of the group proclaimed that the true way of telling right vs. left handedness is by which hand you wipe with.

I am the same, write with my left, everything else right.

But apparently I'm a righty.

 

[dino259]

Front/Top waterfall and not the back/bottom Mullet....I'm not some weirdo....lol

 

[SayChowda]

I didn't expect to be the first vote for back/bottom. I need to rethink my life now.

 

[Keerock]

Other : Freestanding toilet paper holder.

Uh, unless I'm not understanding what "freestanding" means, there's still a front/top and a back/bottom. Do you spin the thing around mid-poop?

 

[Keerock]

I didn't expect to be the first vote for back/bottom. I need to rethink my life now.

And this, friends, is why we do these polls. To better society through guilt and shame.

 

[belljr]

Front/Top waterfall and not the back/bottom Mullet....I'm not some weirdo....lol

I'd like a word with you sir. Those of us that have carefully crafted a deep meaningful connection with their schtick are upset by your choice of the word weirdo........

 

[trogg78]

Other : Freestanding toilet paper holder.

Uh, unless I'm not understanding what "freestanding" means, there's still a front/top and a back/bottom. Do you spin the thing around mid-poop?

There is no spinning. It is rollerless. Its just 4 rolls standing on their sides.

 

[-OZ-]

The right way

 

[-OZ-]

Other : Freestanding toilet paper holder.

Uh, unless I'm not understanding what "freestanding" means, there's still a front/top and a back/bottom. Do you spin the thing around mid-poop?

There is no spinning. It is rollerless. Its just 4 rolls standing on their sides.

Now that’s just anarchy.

 

[Keerock]

Other : Freestanding toilet paper holder.

Uh, unless I'm not understanding what "freestanding" means, there's still a front/top and a back/bottom. Do you spin the thing around mid-poop?

There is no spinning. It is rollerless. Its just 4 rolls standing on their sides.

Well that seems downright uncivilized.

 

[Brony]

Bangs, not Mullets.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Front/Top. As God intended.

And on the 8th day he created toilet paper. No more poison ivy butt.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I didn't expect to be the first vote for back/bottom. I need to rethink my life now.

If someone has a cat I could see them going with this option.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Other : Freestanding toilet paper holder.

Uh, unless I'm not understanding what "freestanding" means, there's still a front/top and a back/bottom. Do you spin the thing around mid-poop?

There is no spinning. It is rollerless. Its just 4 rolls standing on their sides.

So, everyone has to pick up the roll and manually wad up their wipe hand? Everyone who poops in your house has to grab the roll with poop hands?

I didn’t think there could be a more wrong answer than underneath/bottom feeder. I was wrong.

 

[Poke_4_Life]

I've gotta say, there's a lot of bathroom polls. Do I pee in the shower? Do I stand or sit when I pee? Do I wash my hands afterwards? Is the TP rolling out when I get a piece to dab the end of my member? Do I use an electric toothbrush after I'm done sitting?

This is starting to get a little uncomfortable.

What's Normal? - Asking daily polls about iFriends bathroom habits.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

I just live on the edge and place it out of the package, whichever way it lands.

Ditto. I really just don't care

 

[Psychopav]

Over the top is the only sanitary way of doing it.

If you're griping about using soap or not after going #1 but you hang the TP roll coming from underneath, you're a dirty, disgusting, unredeemable, walking cesspool of a human being.

 

[shuke]

I know top makes sense. But for some reason I've always done under, because that is what we did in my house growing up. For some reason I can't bring myself to change.

 

[Dragons]

Over the top is correct. When I replace rolls, they're always over the top.

However, our cats seems to dump a roll of TP on the ground much more often when the roll is installed correctly, so my wife installs them incorrectly.

 

[Keerock]

I know top makes sense. But for some reason I've always done under, because that is what we did in my house growing up. For some reason I can't bring myself to change.

Childhood trauma is an acceptable excuse. Therapy would help.

 

[gianmarco]

I know top makes sense. But for some reason I've always done under, because that is what we did in my house growing up. For some reason I can't bring myself to change.

Well, I can finally vote in the Eat-Off

 

[Zow]

Front/Top. As God intended.

And the inventor if you review the patent.

But, even knowing that, I still put it on without regard to either way.

 

[gianmarco]

We're losing some really good posters today

 

[massraider]

I've gotta say, there's a lot of bathroom polls. Do I pee in the shower? Do I stand or sit when I pee? Do I wash my hands afterwards? Is the TP rolling out when I get a piece to dab the end of my member? Do I use an electric toothbrush after I'm done sitting?

This is starting to get a little uncomfortable.

What's Normal? - Asking daily polls about iFriends bathroom habits.

He's just normalizing it, easing us all into the potty talk.

He'll be posting scat videos in here in three months. That's hows these weirdos do.

 

[kupcho1]

Given what we discovered in the flossing and hand washing after urination polls, I'm just happy most of you seem to be using toilet paper.

 

[WDIK2]

Front/Top. As God intended.

I can never figure out why anyone would do it the other way - it just doesn't make sense (to me).

Little furry demons otherwise known as cats.

I've come home to a brand new roll all over the floor. I don't currently have any cats, but I stick with it anyway.

 

[dino259]

Front/Top waterfall and not the back/bottom Mullet....I'm not some weirdo....lol

I'd like a word with you sir. Those of us that have carefully crafted a deep meaningful connection with their schtick are upset by your choice of the word weirdo........

Backing away to admire from afar....

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Why is someone trying to start a war here?

 

[zamboni]

Why is someone trying to start a war here?

A lot of trees died in order to have this poll. We should honor them.

 

[SayChowda]

I know top makes sense. But for some reason I've always done under, because that is what we did in my house growing up. For some reason I can't bring myself to change.

Same reason. That's how it was in my house growing up.

 

[Osaurus]

TP deserves better than a mullet

 

[dkp993]

There is simply only 1 right answer here. Top front. The other option is an abomination to all that is right and good.