Bigger goober: Eli Manning or Michael Phelps? (1 Viewer)

[Wingnut]

Eli hosting SNL tonight

 

[Raider Nation]

Eli hosting SNL tonight

Are you sure??

 

[Wingnut]

Eli hosting SNL tonight

Are you sure??

According to my source

 

[eoMMan]

Andrew luck might win this.

 

[Raider Nation]

Andrew luck might win this.

That was soooo 46 seconds ago.

 

[flapgreen]

If Luck doesn't turn things around soon, he will catch Eli. It looks like Eli has been mentoring him.

 

[flapgreen]

Phelps has really brushed up on his coolness lately and has changed most of his gooberish ways, whereas Eli seems to be getting worse by the minute. Someone needs to tell Phelps to give Eli a call and offer him a little advice. He could use it.

 

[JZilla]

Phelps just looks like a goober, Eli walks the walk

I like the Andrew Luck call, he's almost an honorary Manning already

 

[Mister CIA]

can compete with these guys.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Holy crap.

 

[eoMMan]

Andrew Luck.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Phelps just looks like a goober, Eli walks the walk

Yeah but Phelps is the Adonis of goobers.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

"goober"?

Still shuked?

 

[SacramentoBob]

"goober"?

Still shuked?

shubered?

 

[JZilla]

Phelps just looks like a goober, Eli walks the walk

Yeah but Phelps is the Adonis of goobers.

Well, if Phelps looked like Ryan Lochte nobody would call him a gooberIf Eli looked like Tom Brady everyone would say "Wow, that's one handsome goober"

 

[17seconds]

She needs to keep a handkerchief around to dab the drool off the corner of her mouth

 

[kentric]

Phelps. I think Eli is generally sincere and nice. I get a negative vibe from Phelps. For my vote, Dark Goober > Light Goober.

 

[EYLive]

I never realized how much of a goober Luck was. But he's still a distant 4th to Phelps, Manning and that seahorse Schmitt.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Phelps just looks like a goober, Eli walks the walk

Yeah but Phelps is the Adonis of goobers.

Well, if Phelps looked like Ryan Lochte nobody would call him a gooberIf Eli looked like Tom Brady everyone would say "Wow, that's one handsome goober"

and When Phelps retires from swimming he's going to smoke a boatload of weed and live the good life.When Eli retires, he's going to wear too-short khaki shorts with dark socks and grow roses.

 

[JZilla]

Phelps just looks like a goober, Eli walks the walk

Yeah but Phelps is the Adonis of goobers.

Well, if Phelps looked like Ryan Lochte nobody would call him a gooberIf Eli looked like Tom Brady everyone would say "Wow, that's one handsome goober"

and When Phelps retires from swimming he's going to smoke a boatload of weed and live the good life.When Eli retires, he's going to wear too-short khaki shorts with dark socks and grow roses.

Don't forget the tucked-in jersey

 

[SacramentoBob]

It's like he's TRYING to win this poll.

 

[FigJam]

Eli wins...

Phelps is from Michigan so he's a hillbilly.

You should know this...

 

[Mr. Pickles]

From what I've seen, the winner might have to face Andrew Luck for the title.

 

[Dickies]

Phelps just looks like a goober, Eli walks the walk

Yeah but Phelps is the Adonis of goobers.

Well, if Phelps looked like Ryan Lochte nobody would call him a gooberIf Eli looked like Tom Brady everyone would say "Wow, that's one handsome goober"

This is the correct answer.

 

[Apple Jack]

Phelps just looks like a goober, Eli walks the walk

Yeah but Phelps is the Adonis of goobers.

Well, if Phelps looked like Ryan Lochte nobody would call him a gooberIf Eli looked like Tom Brady everyone would say "Wow, that's one handsome goober"

The irony is that Lochte is tenfold the idiot that either of them are.

 

[flapgreen]

Yep

 

[Raider Nation]

Probably time to add Cutler into the mix here. He looked awfully Goobertastic tonight.

 

[phrozen]

From what I've seen, the winner might have to face Andrew Luck for the title.

Luck is a total goober

 

[Raider Nation]

We might have to make this a 3-way race.

 

[phrozen]

battle of the goober QB's tonight.

Romo = goober

 

[Mr. Pickles]

battle of the goober QB's tonight.

Romo = goober

No.This is what an all-time goober looks like.

 

[Raider Nation]

battle of the goober QB's tonight.

Romo = goober

No.This is what an all-time goober looks like.

Correct. I'm not sure how anyone could not grasp the goober concept.Another fine example of being GOOBERISH

 

[urbanhack]

i finally voted.

 

[Raider Nation]

Eli is being awfully Gooberish tonight.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Yeah, lots of mouth breathing incredulousness going on out there.

 

[flapgreen]

Horrible car commercial Eli is in now.

 

[Tiger Fan]

http://elimanninglookingatthings.tumblr.com/

 

[Dickies]

Just saw the Andrew Luck post-game interview, and I think the discussion here needs to be Eli vs Luck.

 

[Raider Nation]

Just saw the Andrew Luck post-game interview, and I think the discussion here needs to be Eli vs Luck.

You don't say.

 

[phrozen]

Just saw the Andrew Luck post-game interview, and I think the discussion here needs to be Eli vs Luck.

Wow never saw luck as a goober until this post. Surprised it wasn't brought up before now.

 

[Raider Nation]

Requisite PRIME TIME GOOBER bump.

 

[grateful zed]

phelps being gooberish

 

[money.never.sleeps]

Just saw the Andrew Luck post-game interview, and I think the discussion here needs to be Eli vs Luck.

Wow never saw luck as a goober until this post. Surprised it wasn't brought up before now.

more born losers than I thought on this site

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Just saw the Andrew Luck post-game interview, and I think the discussion here needs to be Eli vs Luck.

Wow never saw luck as a goober until this post. Surprised it wasn't brought up before now.

more born losers than I thought on this site

Laying it on a little thick there, Gordo.

 

[money.never.sleeps]

Laying it on a little thick there, Gordo.

Saitns and Packers let me down.. the booze is flowing. Im no longer responsible EDIT: Im going Phelps and his fat mom for the subway commercials

 

[zed2283]

Someone needs to post a spinoff poll:

2 Super Bowl titles (and MVP's) or 18 Olympic gold medals?

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

This is what an all-time goober looks like.

This photo hypnotizes me.

 

[Raider Nation]

Goober Eli just checked in for the NFC in the Pro Bowl.

 

[Raider Nation]

Right on cue... Pick-6.

 

[phrozen]

Right on cue... Pick-6.

Aww shucks