bring an umbrella to Bengals games (1 Viewer)

[Bri]

The Associated Press reports Paul Brown Stadium officials want permission to shoot down pigeons that are pooping on Cincinnati Bengals fans' heads during games.

 

[Illegal Pants Downfield]

It only seems right...sh** on the field, sh** on the fans.

 

[The Mechanic]

WOW... Imagine the tailgate party, A pick-up full of corn grain, two dozen piegon decoys, a couple of cases of whatever, preferably shells and a BBQ greased up for some squab.

Interesting Afternoon I must say.

 

[TheDemon]

It only seems right...sh** on the field, sh** on the fans.

 

[Linton Trust]

are they going to be shooting them down during the game?

that would be real interesting...

 

[MaddHatter]

Maybe they can hire WR Chris Henry to do the shooting... in order to file a waiver to cancel the rest of his suspension thanks to his hardwork.

 

[Texican]

That's surprising. I didn't think there was anything worth sh***ing on in Cincinatti.

:rimshot:

 

[pizzatyme]

I imagine guys with sniper rifles up in the lights blowing these babies out of the air. Now that would be nice, a bloddy pigeon landing on you instead of their crap.

"There's a timeout on the field to remove pigeon carcasses"

 

[gianmarco]

They need to bring in Adam "Pacman" Jones. New definition of "making it rain".

 

[BuddyKnuckles]

I hear Randy Johnson is available these days

 

[maxwell1295]

I hear Randy Johnson is available these days

LINK

 

[#1DetroitFan]

The responses to this thread are great! I was LMAO!

Thanks

 

[G-King]

Maybe they can hire WR Chris Henry to do the shooting... in order to file a waiver to cancel the rest of his suspension thanks to his hardwork.

I dont think he could hit them very well while trying to "cap'em wit da NINE, yo" ...Possibly his AK?(somewhere his probation officer is

 

[Pound]

somewhere in all of this is a Chad Johnson TD celebration.

 

[gianmarco]

somewhere in all of this is a Chad Johnson TD celebration.

Maybe he'll do the "Dirty Bird" when he scores

 

[bizkliz]

somewhere in all of this is a Chad Johnson TD celebration.

Maybe he'll do the "Dirty Bird" when he scores

i always thought the dirty bird was kinda cool & one of the few group celebrations that was tolerable to watch.i still wish anderson makes that FG and we see minn-denver in the super bowl. i think that would have been a tremendous game.-biz-sorry for the hijack

 

[chris1969]

Is that why all the Bengals players have guns?

Too bad the Cowboys snagged Tank! He would have been a good pick-up for this situation.

 

[thehornet]

aside from all this pigeon speak, i agree umbrellas are in order because it is going to be raining touchdowns. Tom Brady style.

 

[dotman]

Is that why all the Bengals players have guns?Too bad the Cowboys snagged Tank! He would have been a good pick-up for this situation.

Eh, hold off on bringing Tank in until they need to shoot down some airplanes. He's a little overkill for some pigeons...