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Can somebody call my gf and tell her I've been in (1 Viewer)

Just key log the laptop and update this thread with what it logs each day. :thumbup:
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A+ suggestion here. Well done.As a side note, I helped a woman setup a keylogger once to check on her husband's "activities". He was doing all sorts of #### on the side.
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I'm on this. trying to get it setup this afternoon. Her laptop is here at home with me.
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:goodposting: Just be ready to find out something you don't want to really know... but post it here either way.
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I will....and I'd rather know no matter how much it hurts. She's plays the role of innocent angel, but if she's a snake I want to know.
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You've already found out, dude. She's a snake.
 
This will give you all sorts of hand, and if she really wasn't planning on cheating on you, she'll do anything to convince you. If she really was looking for a new guy, you make the pre-emptive strike and come out on top. Win/Win scenario.
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except for the fact that she banged somebody and he didn't
 
and key log her machine.
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How do I do this?
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Google "perfect key logger"It's free and runs in the background so she will never know. :thumbup:
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Not that it relates to this particular discussion, but in general, how can you say the person will never know? Don't these programs show up in the program list (e.g., add/remove programs in the control panel)? I understand you can limit the visibility of the program's presence (e.g., don't put an icon for it on the desktop), but it's still visible to some degree, isn't it? Doesn't it have to be loaded at startup?I assume that it is easier to hide on a work machine, perhaps having it remotely set up, but for a home PC, how in the world can this be perfectly hidden? And if the other person you are trying to spy on finds it, I can only imagine the hell that breaks loose.

 
Not that it relates to this particular discussion, but in general, how can you say the person will never know? Don't these programs show up in the program list (e.g., add/remove programs in the control panel)? I understand you can limit the visibility of the program's presence (e.g., don't put an icon for it on the desktop), but it's still visible to some degree, isn't it? Doesn't it have to be loaded at startup?

I assume that it is easier to hide on a work machine, perhaps having it remotely set up, but for a home PC, how in the world can this be perfectly hidden? And if the other person you are trying to spy on finds it, I can only imagine the hell that breaks loose.
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They are designed for stealth. They won't show in add/remove programs. If you don't know what you're looking for, they won't be found. Your average PC user will not know they are there.Anti-spyware/virus programs can catch them however.

 
Not that it relates to this particular discussion, but in general, how can you say the person will never know?  Don't these programs show up in the program list (e.g., add/remove programs in the control panel)?  I understand you can limit the visibility of the program's presence (e.g., don't put an icon for it on the desktop), but it's still visible to some degree, isn't it?  Doesn't it have to be loaded at startup?

I assume that it is easier to hide on a work machine, perhaps having it remotely set up, but for a home PC, how in the world can this be perfectly hidden?  And if the other person you are trying to spy on finds it, I can only imagine the hell that breaks loose.
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They are designed for stealth. They won't show in add/remove programs. If you don't know what you're looking for, they won't be found. Your average PC user will not know they are there.Anti-spyware/virus programs can catch them however.
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So if the average PC user (*** cough*** Confucius *** cough*** *** cough*** ) installs one, he can never figure out how to remove it? :lol:

 
Not that it relates to this particular discussion, but in general, how can you say the person will never know?  Don't these programs show up in the program list (e.g., add/remove programs in the control panel)?  I understand you can limit the visibility of the program's presence (e.g., don't put an icon for it on the desktop), but it's still visible to some degree, isn't it?  Doesn't it have to be loaded at startup?

I assume that it is easier to hide on a work machine, perhaps having it remotely set up, but for a home PC, how in the world can this be perfectly hidden?  And if the other person you are trying to spy on finds it, I can only imagine the hell that breaks loose.
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They are designed for stealth. They won't show in add/remove programs. If you don't know what you're looking for, they won't be found. Your average PC user will not know they are there.Anti-spyware/virus programs can catch them however.
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So if the average PC user (*** cough*** Confucius *** cough*** *** cough*** ) installs one, he can never figure out how to remove it? :lol:
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I am guessing he is below average.
 
Not that it relates to this particular discussion, but in general, how can you say the person will never know?  Don't these programs show up in the program list (e.g., add/remove programs in the control panel)?  I understand you can limit the visibility of the program's presence (e.g., don't put an icon for it on the desktop), but it's still visible to some degree, isn't it?  Doesn't it have to be loaded at startup?

I assume that it is easier to hide on a work machine, perhaps having it remotely set up, but for a home PC, how in the world can this be perfectly hidden?  And if the other person you are trying to spy on finds it, I can only imagine the hell that breaks loose.
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They are designed for stealth. They won't show in add/remove programs. If you don't know what you're looking for, they won't be found. Your average PC user will not know they are there.Anti-spyware/virus programs can catch them however.
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Yup.. you can set it up so it doesn't have any links in the start menu, desktop, add/remove programs. It also won't show up in the taskbar until you hit a wierd key combo. It's pretty smooth. I'm a computer guy and I wouldn't know it was there unless I was looking for it.You can also setup your virus stuff to ignore it.

 
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FBG: Hi, this is Dr Jones from St. John the Baptist Hospital and Cowboy Back Tattoo Parlor.

GF: Hello...??? :confused:

FBG: I'm calling to let you know that your boyfriend Richard was involved in a terrible accident.

GF: :eek: OMG, what happened?! :shock:

FBG: It seems he had a back tattoo of unicorns and rainbows surrounding your name, professing his undying love for you. He came in to have it removed once he found out about your trolling for his replacement on that dating website. Well, lasering 34 paragraphs of his undying love off his back proved to be quite a shock to his system.

GF: OMG, that's terrible!!! I just knew I shouldn't have gotten on that dating website to look for a hot blonde for a threesome for his birthday, but I wanted to surprise him! :cry:

FBG: :mellow: Umm, well, uh, he'll be in recovery for another hour, so perhaps you should come down and see him. [PA SYSTEM: ***CODE RED, TATTOO REMOVAL RECOVERY ROOM...DR JONES REPORT STAT***] Um, gottagobye! :click:

 
I've got it!

One of us calls her with "Ms. Soandso... I don't know how to tell you this, {dramatic pause} but Confucious has been in a car accident. I'm not going to lie.. but it's pretty bad."

Then another of FBG's co-workers says loud enough so your gf can hear "Doctor we're going to need you right away in the OR" to which the original conspirator tells your GF, "I'm sorry, I really must go. I'll call you again after surgery."

Then wait about 15 mins to really get her panicking (especially since no hospital name was given - it would help if there are a few in your area to add to the confusion). That's when you call your GF and tell her:

Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here.

Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you.

Listen first things first let me hang up the coat.

Yeah how was your day today? Did you miss me? You did? Yeah? I missed you too. I missed you so much I followed you today.

That's right now close your mouth 'cause you cold busted!

Now just sit down here, sit down here... I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do.

You know my first impulse was to run up on you and do a Rambo!

I was about pull out the jammy on you and flat blast both of you!

But I didn't wanna mess up this thirty-seven hundred dollar lynx coat, so instead I chilled -- That's right chilled.

I called up the bank and took out every dime.

Than I cancelled all your credit cards...

I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you!

Don't go lookin' in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you thinking?

You don't mess with Confucius!

I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags.

I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce!

But now I can't give you nothing but advice.

Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young.

And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days . . .

Until then, you know what you gotta do?

You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing, hush puppy-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. Cause you dismissed!

That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know that. You without me is like corn flakes without the milk!

This is my world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta here. Scat!

Don't touch that coat...

This will give you all sorts of hand, and if she really wasn't planning on cheating on you, she'll do anything to convince you. If she really was looking for a new guy, you make the pre-emptive strike and come out on top. Win/Win scenario.
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Not that it relates to this particular discussion, but in general, how can you say the person will never know?  Don't these programs show up in the program list (e.g., add/remove programs in the control panel)?  I understand you can limit the visibility of the program's presence (e.g., don't put an icon for it on the desktop), but it's still visible to some degree, isn't it?  Doesn't it have to be loaded at startup?

I assume that it is easier to hide on a work machine, perhaps having it remotely set up, but for a home PC, how in the world can this be perfectly hidden?  And if the other person you are trying to spy on finds it, I can only imagine the hell that breaks loose.
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They are designed for stealth. They won't show in add/remove programs. If you don't know what you're looking for, they won't be found. Your average PC user will not know they are there.Anti-spyware/virus programs can catch them however.
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So if the average PC user (*** cough*** Confucius *** cough*** *** cough*** ) installs one, he can never figure out how to remove it? :lol:
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Well, assuming he remembers how to launch the program (ie take it out of stealth mode) he'll be able to uninstall the program from there.Note that most freeware is only free for a limited time. After that trial period ends, the stealth mode will be disabled but it will autolaunch anyway. If you don't uninstall it before then your family is a ####.

 
FBG: Hi, this is Dr Jones from St. John the Baptist Hospital and Cowboy Back Tattoo Parlor.

GF: Hello...??? :confused:

FBG: I'm calling to let you know that your boyfriend Richard was involved in a terrible accident.

GF: :eek: OMG, what happened?! :shock:

FBG: It seems he had a back tattoo of unicorns and rainbows surrounding your name, professing his undying love for you. He came in to have it removed once he found out about your trolling for his replacement on that dating website. Well, lasering 34 paragraphs of his undying love off his back proved to be quite a shock to his system.
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Top quality work here.I was on the phone with one of my techs and I started busting out laughing right into his ear.

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Make sure to use protection. Now is not the time for an "accident' to happen.
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I hear you. I doubt that will be necessaru though. Working on setting up the key logger, check back in a few minutes.
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$10 says he just accidentally emailed his personal financial information to a nice gentleman in Nigeria.
 
Ok, tried to install that perfect keylogger lite version, but its only free for 3 days. I'm not sure I'm up for paying 50 bucks for their basic version. Any ideas?

 
Ok, tried to install that perfect keylogger lite version, but its only free for 3 days. I'm not sure I'm up for paying 50 bucks for their basic version. Any ideas?
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Aren't there other things you can also be doing if you have unlimited access to her computer?
 
Losing steam rapidly. Taking the under was a wise bet.
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The over has been achieved already.Any gurus know what he could look for besides internet history?

Anyway he could pull up her chats?

 
Ok, tried to install that perfect keylogger lite version, but its only free for 3 days.  I'm not sure I'm up for paying 50 bucks for their basic version.  Any ideas?
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Aren't there other things you can also be doing if you have unlimited access to her computer?
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He could put VNC on her computer and then he could just watch what she is doing from his computer. :mellow: But there is an icon by the clock she might notice.
 
Ok, tried to install that perfect keylogger lite version, but its only free for 3 days.  I'm not sure I'm up for paying 50 bucks for their basic version.  Any ideas?
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Aren't there other things you can also be doing if you have unlimited access to her computer?
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He could put VNC on her computer and then he could just watch what she is doing from his computer. :mellow: But there is an icon by the clock she might notice.
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Just tell her it is a virus scan.
 
OK, I tried the keylogger....that idea isn't working too well because it's only free for 3 days. She's probably now on alert since I've spooked her interenet activity so she may lay low for longer than three days before I were able to get something juicy out of it.

Anywhere else I can look on her computer that may be hidden to average users such as myself that I can look at?

 
Ok, tried to install that perfect keylogger lite version, but its only free for 3 days. I'm not sure I'm up for paying 50 bucks for their basic version. Any ideas?
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3 days is more than enough to learn her username(s) and password(s). What you do with that information is up to you.
 
OK, I tried the keylogger....that idea isn't working too well because it's only free for 3 days. She's probably now on alert since I've spooked her interenet activity so she may lay low for longer than three days before I were able to get something juicy out of it.

Anywhere else I can look on her computer that may be hidden to average users such as myself that I can look at?
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Look for a sticky keyboard...
 
OK, I tried the keylogger....that idea isn't working too well because it's only free for 3 days. She's probably now on alert since I've spooked her interenet activity so she may lay low for longer than three days before I were able to get something juicy out of it.

Anywhere else I can look on her computer that may be hidden to average users such as myself that I can look at?
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Maybe :shrug:
 
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