Can somebody call my gf and tell her I've been in (1 Viewer)

[cstu]

As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?

That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.

Her prank was that making you think that was a prank.

Could be. I confronted her this morning about that. She denies, and came up with the prank story.

You found out this morning, but wrote:

So my gf played a prank on me a while back

Which is it? For now I'll assume

 

[GStrot]

As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?

That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.

Her prank was that making you think that was a prank.

Could be. I confronted her this morning about that. She denies, and came up with the prank story.

You found out this morning, but wrote:

So my gf played a prank on me a while back

Which is it? For now I'll assume

duh. let's see how far he takes this. I am hoping for fake computer logs of his girl and some guy having dirty talk.

 

[Confucius]

As a point of reference.. what was her prank on you?

That she was doing the internet personals dating thing and talking to guys online. Even had pictures of some ranchhand cowboy guy on her computer.Edit: Still debtaing whether this was real or not.

Her prank was that making you think that was a prank.

Could be. I confronted her this morning about that. She denies, and came up with the prank story.

You found out this morning, but wrote:

So my gf played a prank on me a while back

Which is it? For now I'll assume

duh. let's see how far he takes this. I am hoping for fake computer logs of his girl and some guy having dirty talk.

The "while back" comment was what I said before I came clean and decided to just tell you guys that I found out this morning it was more than a "prank" i was trying to play on her. Just wanted to knock her wind out.

 

[Czarcasm]

The "while back" comment was what I said before I came clean and decided to just tell you guys that I found out this morning it was more than a "prank" i was trying to play on her. Just wanted to knock her wind out.

Keep up the good fight, champ...

 

[3C's]

OK, I tried the keylogger....that idea isn't working too well because it's only free for 3 days. She's probably now on alert since I've spooked her interenet activity so she may lay low for longer than three days before I were able to get something juicy out of it.

Anywhere else I can look on her computer that may be hidden to average users such as myself that I can look at?

Maybe

Claims that if you have a .dat file and a username, you can read all the chats.

 

[Confucius]

This is not a fishing trip. This is a mud slinging Jerry Springer fest, sadly.

 

[Your Mother]

You should bang her mother.

I don't like this kind of talk. You're in big trouble, young man.

 

[cstu]

Ok, tried to install that perfect keylogger lite version, but its only free for 3 days. I'm not sure I'm up for paying 50 bucks for their basic version. Any ideas?

PM me your email and I'll send you a cracked version of it.

 

[IGKYA!!!]

You should bang her mother.

I don't like this kind of talk. You're in big trouble, young man.

 

[Czarcasm]

This is not a fishing trip. This is a mud slinging Jerry Springer fest, sadly.

The sad part is I want her to win and she hasn't even posted...

 

[f360spyder]

Confucius say, "Solve one problem, keep a hundred away."

 

[Joseph]

OK, I tried the keylogger....that idea isn't working too well because it's only free for 3 days. She's probably now on alert since I've spooked her interenet activity so she may lay low for longer than three days before I were able to get something juicy out of it.

Anywhere else I can look on her computer that may be hidden to average users such as myself that I can look at?

enable the chat logging on her YIM?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't know what saddens me more deeply, the idea that this could actually be true or the fact that it's been a fairly successful fishing expedition.

Why ruin fun with the truth?

 

[f360spyder]

Free Keyloggers

No excuse.

Confucius say, "He that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools."

 

[ClownCausedChaos]

Confucius say, "Panties not best thing on Earth, but next to it."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Free Keyloggers

No excuse.

Confucius say, "He that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools."

That would be one way to get back at her.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Confucious say, "Die you cheating, lying whore."

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Rarely have I seen someone so anxious to punk themselves.

Here's some free advice, though it may not be worth the price. Woman do not love or respect paranoid, sneaky, low self esteem worms. Grubbing around the way you are is giving away any dignity you may have had. It's over. She has seen you without dignity or love, leaving the hairy, flatulent, immature four year old we all are as all that's left to see. No woman can love that. We need to help them maintain their illusions if they are to love us. You've blown it.

BTW given your response here I suspect she may be the aggreived party. This strikes me as something that started before her internet trolling. She wouldn't be craving takeout if she was getting a gormet meal at home.

 

[ClownCausedChaos]

Confucius say, "Is good for lady to meet man in park, but better for man to park meat it lady."

 

[mr. furley]

I've got it! 

One of us calls her with "Ms. Soandso... I don't know how to tell you this, {dramatic pause} but Confucious has been in a car accident.  I'm not going to lie..  but it's pretty bad." 

Then another of FBG's co-workers says loud enough so your gf can hear "Doctor we're going to need you right away in the OR" to which the original conspirator tells your GF, "I'm sorry, I really must go.  I'll call you again after surgery."

Then wait about 15 mins to really get her panicking (especially since no hospital name was given - it would help if there are a few in your area to add to the confusion).  That's when you call your GF and tell her:

Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here.

Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you.

Listen first things first let me hang up the coat.

Yeah how was your day today?  Did you miss me?  You did? Yeah? I missed you too.  I missed you so much I followed you today.

That's right now close your mouth 'cause you cold busted!

Now just sit down here, sit down here... I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do.

You know my first impulse was to run up on you and do a Rambo!

I was about pull out the jammy on you and flat blast both of you!

But I didn't wanna mess up this thirty-seven hundred dollar lynx coat, so instead I chilled -- That's right chilled.

I called up the bank and took out every dime.

Than I cancelled all your credit cards...

I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you!

Don't go lookin' in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you thinking?

You don't mess with Confucius!

I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags.

I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce!

But now I can't give you nothing but advice.

Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young.

And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days . . .

Until then, you know what you gotta do?

You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing, hush puppy-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. Cause you dismissed!

That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know that. You without me is like corn flakes without the milk!

This is my world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta here. Scat!

Don't touch that coat...

This will give you all sorts of hand, and if she really wasn't planning on cheating on you, she'll do anything to convince you.  If she really was looking for a new guy, you make the pre-emptive strike and come out on top.  Win/Win scenario.

Fixed...

POTW

gb Oran Juice!

 

[goldenchild]

Confucius say, "Is good for lady to meet man in park, but better for man to park meat it lady."

 

[ClownCausedChaos]

Confucius say, "Woman may lose virginity, but will always have box it came in."

 

[UlyssesNorris]

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Something tells me there's shtick on the way.

 

[CBusAlex]

I need to test your definition of prank to see if I understand it.

Do you regard the 9/1/39 German invasion of Poland as a prank?

"So I jumped out and pranked him... to death with a tire iron!"

 

[Ned]

how did you check her YIM chat logs but not know her screen name?

 

[Sweeper]

I will do this for you friend, but keep in mind that I am not responsible if instead, we end up having phone sex.

 

[Sweeper]

Confucius say, "He that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools."

I think that was OJ that said that .... not Confucius.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

I will do this for you friend, but keep in mind that I am not responsible if instead, we end up having phone sex.

 

[Alias]

so in short - your girl is cheating on you, and want to see if she loves you by seeing how she would react if you were in a horrible accident?

 

[acefootball]

Odds on Confucius drinking/smoking himself into a frenzy and talking about the guns he has in the garage is set at 15:1.

LOCK UP THE ZINFANDEL!!!!

If he gets really strung out, it'll be chardonnay like the last guy

 

[kcharden]

You know the truth already. Sometimes it's just hard to move on. You are young and have your whole life in front of you. Don't waste another second of it on this woman. There are plenty more out there who will be trustworthy. I promise you getting the last laugh won't make things easier and it won't make you feel better.

 

[Ned]

 

[hamster_13]

You know the truth already. Sometimes it's just hard to move on. You are young and have your whole life in front of you. Don't waste another second of it on this woman. There are plenty more out there who will be trustworthy. I promise you getting the last laugh won't make things easier and it won't make you feel better.

But it will give us some entertainment, which is why he needs to do it.

 

[3C's]

keylogging logs please.

TIA!

 

[untateve]

I imagine you to be in your early 20's, somewhat insecure with poor self-confidence, and this may be the first woman you've had relations with. I say this with real sincerity, if you are older than 25, by even a day, you need to seek out counseling.

In a few years, you are going to look back and cringe if you don't simply end this relationship now. All of these BS games and tracking her internet sites, etc is really silly when you already know that she's cheating on you. There is clearly no trust in this relationship. You can prop it up any way you like, but the relationship is dead and is starting to smell.

I doubt you take my advice but as a consolation, the lessons you learn hardest are learned the best.

[edit for grammar]

 

[BRONG]

I imagine you to be in your early 20's, somewhat insecure with poor self-confidence, and this may be the first woman you've had relations with. I say this with real sincerity, if you are older than 25, by even a day, you need to seek out counseling.

In a few years, you are going to look back and cringe if you don't simply end this relationship now. All of these BS games and tracking her internet sites, etc is really silly when you already know that she's cheating on you. There is clearly no trust in this relationship. You can prop it up any way you like, but the relationship is dead and is starting to smell.

I doubt you take my advice but as a consolation, the lessons you learn hardest are learned the best.

[edit for grammar]

Spot on. That is, if this boring thread was genuine.

 

[Dolfan]

I imagine you to be in your early 20's, somewhat insecure with poor self-confidence, and this may be the first woman you've had relations with.  I say this with real sincerity, if you are older than 25, by even a day, you need to seek out counseling.

In a few years, you are going to look back and cringe if you don't simply end this relationship now.  All of these BS games and tracking her internet sites, etc is really silly when you already know that she's cheating on you.  There is clearly no trust in this relationship.  You can prop it up any way you like, but the relationship is dead and is starting to smell.

I doubt you take my advice but as a consolation, the lessons you learn hardest are learned the best.

[edit for grammar]

Spot on. That is, if this boring thread was genuine.

I agree this is spot on if this is not a fishing trip (which I think it is because I don't see how he could have known she was chatting on IM with "local guys" and NOT know her screen name ).But this thread was NOT boring... I got a few laughs out of it -- wish I wasn't so busy at work yesterday...

 

[Keerock]

update?

 

[GStrot]

update?

wouldn't it be ironic if he was in a terrible accident last night?

 

[Alias]

I think you should post her IM address at the cage and let us do some investigative research for you.

 

[Confucius]

Update:

I wasn't able to keylog her laptop. The programs weren't stealth enough and she would have easily found them.

Secondly, although many of you will doubt this, I am very confident. I have an Ivy league undergrad education, am reasonably attractive, fit, and am starting medical school in a few short months. However, my current GF is truly my achilles heel. She has the ability to raise me up and make me feel great, yet she can also tear me down at will and grind me into a bloody pulp. She knows me better than anybody on this planet and knows exactly what buttons to push. It's truly a love/hate relationship. So many people say that there are so many other women out there and to enjoy moving away while being single. But for me it's easier said than done. I know what I need to do but you become reliant on a person being there, even if half the time it's not good company.

She got home yesterday and we talked a bit more about things, but I took the high road and didn't push too hard. I have to move soon, so I'm trying to focus on that.

 

[Confucius]

I think you should post her IM address at the cage and let us do some investigative research for you.

jenn28901it's the only one I know, she might be using more

 

[GStrot]

I think you should post her IM address at the cage and let us do some investigative research for you.

jenn28901it's the only one I know, she might be using more

mistake.

 

[Jaysus]

I think you should post her IM address at the cage and let us do some investigative research for you.

jenn28901it's the only one I know, she might be using more

mistake.

at least no one quoted it...

 

[Your Mother]

Update:

I wasn't able to keylog her laptop. The programs weren't stealth enough and she would have easily found them.

Secondly, although many of you will doubt this, I am very confident. I have an Ivy league undergrad education, am reasonably attractive, fit, and am starting medical school in a few short months. However, my current GF is truly my achilles heel. She has the ability to raise me up and make me feel great, yet she can also tear me down at will and grind me into a bloody pulp. She knows me better than anybody on this planet and knows exactly what buttons to push. It's truly a love/hate relationship. So many people say that there are so many other women out there and to enjoy moving away while being single. But for me it's easier said than done. I know what I need to do but you become reliant on a person being there, even if half the time it's not good company.

She got home yesterday and we talked a bit more about things, but I took the high road and didn't push too hard. I have to move soon, so I'm trying to focus on that.

He's such a good boy. But I really wish he would dump that whorry girl.

 

[Confucius]

Update:He's such a good boy. But I really wish he would dump that whorry girl.

Thanks mom.

 

[TommyGilmore]

I think you should post her IM address at the cage and let us do some investigative research for you.

XXXXXit's the only one I know, she might be using more

mistake.

:IBTL:

 

[Borat]

I think you should post her IM address at the cage and let us do some investigative research for you.

jenn28901it's the only one I know, she might be using more

...and we're off!

 

[Joseph]

Update:

I wasn't able to keylog her laptop. The programs weren't stealth enough and she would have easily found them.

Secondly, although many of you will doubt this, I am very confident. I have an Ivy league undergrad education, am reasonably attractive, fit, and am starting medical school in a few short months. However, my current GF is truly my achilles heel. She has the ability to raise me up and make me feel great, yet she can also tear me down at will and grind me into a bloody pulp. She knows me better than anybody on this planet and knows exactly what buttons to push. It's truly a love/hate relationship. So many people say that there are so many other women out there and to enjoy moving away while being single. But for me it's easier said than done. I know what I need to do but you become reliant on a person being there, even if half the time it's not good company.

She got home yesterday and we talked a bit more about things, but I took the high road and didn't push too hard. I have to move soon, so I'm trying to focus on that.

The high road is far less entertaining.

 

[TenTimes]

I think you should post her IM address at the cage and let us do some investigative research for you.

jenn28901it's the only one I know, she might be using more

...and we're off!

User jenn28901 is not available.

and we're back off...