Capella's 24-hour, VERY bigly OH MY GOD HOW DID WE GET HERE thread (5 Viewers)

[Gr00vus]

Yes, well.  That entitles him to speak, but not for them to listen.

He should sign with Golden State. That'll learn 'em.

 

[Henry Ford]

"It is better to live here in sackcloth and ashes than to own the whole state of Ohio."

 

[Hov34]

Sorry if this has been posted, but it is spot on:

If Congress was your co-worker.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Trump leads in Kentucky after he said that he would not prosecute anyone for kissing their sister or cousin.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

While we're waiting, name one song you think best summarizes this election.

Hells Bells

 

[shader]

Romney got 61% of Kentucky in 2012 and 54% of Indiana.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

Trump  is going to win Oklahoma.  Sorry spoiler 

 

[ShamrockPride]

Over 50% of country "concerned" or "scared" if Hillary wins. Encouraging stuff here.

 

[cstu]

Another bump for The Young Turks election day coverage.

 

[ScottNorwood]

While we're waiting, name one song you think best summarizes this election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

 

[IvanKaramazov]

What's the line on Gary Johnson % nationally?

I'll be pleasantly surprised if he cracks 5%.  My bet is that he comes up just short.

 

[wazoo11]

I feel bad for Gary, Indiana.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Over 50% of country "concerned" or "scared" if Hillary wins. Encouraging stuff here.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Over 50% of country "concerned" or "scared" if Hillary wins. Encouraging stuff here.

Not surprising.  She's a terrible candidate who figures to be an ineffective president.  

(Ineffective is fine with me, under the circumstances).

 

[ScottNorwood]

I feel bad for Gary, Indiana.

I feel bad for anyone or anything named Gary

 

[chet]

I'll be pleasantly surprised if he cracks 5%.  My bet is that he comes up just short.

I will take the under.

 

[snogger]

KEY RACE ALERT!!!!!... votes are coming in.. .... still early

 

[Franknbeans]

While we're waiting, name one song you think best summarizes this election.

Lie detector

 

[lod001]

Over 50% of country "concerned" or "scared" if Hillary wins. Encouraging stuff here.

We are guaranteed to have a lot of people scared and concerned on Wednesday. Bunch of sissies. I should have bought stock in 'depends'

 

[Gr00vus]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

I'm going to be very, very sad if you don't manage to work some Blue Velvet quotes in here.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

I'm going to be very, very sad if you don't manage to work some Blue Velvet quotes in here.

Do you see that house? I used to know the kid that lived there, he had the biggest tongue in the world.

 

[Koya]

While we're waiting, name one song you think best summarizes this election.

It's worth watching the whole thing, but things "pop" just after the 1:50 mark:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OacVy8_nJi0

Translation:

• "If we dig precious things from the land, we will invite disaster."
  
• "Near the day of Purification, there will be cobwebs spun back and forth in the sky."
  
• "A container of ashes might one day be thrown from the sky, which could burn the land and boil the oceans."
  

Maybe Trump's gonna pull this one out after all. Otherwise, it's just symbolic of what has happened to our democracy and sense of decency.

 

[Gr00vus]

Just ate some peanut M&Ms. Lots of red ones, no blue ones. 

 

[shader]

Just ate some peanut M&Ms. Lots of red ones, no blue ones. 

You blew it for everyone

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Just ate some peanut M&Ms. Lots of red ones, no blue ones. 

Rigged

 

[cosjobs]

Well what would you like to drink? I'll gladly knock back several for you. 

He didn't say anything about not drinking, he said he was going to work

don't know wtf I cannot delete the below.

 

[Gary Coal Man]

I feel bad for anyone or anything named Gary

 

[Gr00vus]

Rigged

I think it was one of those seasonal bags for fall, all red, orange, brown, yellow. Definitely rigged.

 

[culdeus]

Just ate some peanut M&Ms. Lots of red ones, no blue ones. 

Ball cancer. 

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Just ate some peanut M&Ms. Lots of red ones, no blue ones. 

And sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know because I wouldn't eat the filthy mother######.

 

[cosjobs]

CNN has their first Key Race Alert of the night!  Over 4000 votes already counted in Kentucky!  Almost 80 of them for Gary Johnson!

Who did they fly in that could count that high?

 

[Gr00vus]

And sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know because I wouldn't eat the filthy mother######.

Look, it's not like I went out and got food from Burger King or something.

 

[Sand]

While we're waiting, name one song you think best summarizes this election.

You already know how this will end.

(Official prediction Clinton 303 Trump 235)

 

[cosjobs]

I don't know how much time you've spent in southern Ohio, but it's basically Kentucky with major sports franchises.

So southern ohio is Kentucky without the horse tracks and bluegrass

 

[Koya]

He didn't say anything about not drinking, he said he was going to work

don't know wtf I cannot delete the below.

@David Dodds has been a bit busy lately, sorry

 

[cstu]

BREAKING NEWS!!  Trump's concession speech leaked!

Spoiler

[SIZE=9pt]You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[/SIZE]

 

[Henry Ford]

So southern ohio is Kentucky without the horse tracks and bluegrass

Sure.

 

[Waingro]

Eventually all the crazy people will move there.  Then we just cut it off, and voila!  Normal country!

Flexit

 

[TheAristocrat]

Just ate some peanut M&Ms. Lots of red ones, no blue ones. 

Has CNN called yet?

 

[bostonfred]

BREAKING NEWS!!  Trump's concession speech leaked!

Spoiler

[SIZE=9pt]You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[/SIZE]

This seems like a good joke for the official thread.  

 

[Studs & Duds]

https://clyp.it/gffjmond

jimmy dont say a word, he just got up and walk right to the polls to vote for trump. huerta not happy but he know that he lose. he concede gracious to qwerts via text

sluts

 

[cstu]

More BREAKING NEWS!!!

Russian hackers release Hillary's victory speech:

Spoiler

[SIZE=9pt]Today, I consider myself the luckiest woman on the face of the earth.[/SIZE]

 

[David Dodds]

Based on this, Trump is either tied or winning all states?  That's an impressive start.

http://www.cnn.com/election/results/president

 

[Koya]

https://clyp.it/gffjmond

jimmy dont say a word, he just got up and walk right to the polls to vote for trump. huerta not happy but he know that he lose. he concede gracious to qwerts via text

sluts

top notch reporting here people. 

 

[Van Dyman]

Eventually all the crazy people will move there.  Then we just cut it off, and voila!  Normal country!

Flexit

 

[Gr00vus]

Has CNN called yet?

I saw Paul Begala's name come up on my caller ID, so I didn't answer.

 

[cosjobs]

While we're waiting, name one song you think best summarizes this election.

No Woman No Cry

 

[Henry Ford]

Hey, anyone seen Tim?  Is he curled up in a ball in a white pantsuit somewhere?

 

[mquinnjr]

Hey, anyone seen Tim?  Is he curled up in a ball in a white pantsuit somewhere?

 

[Koya]

Hey, anyone seen Tim?  Is he curled up in a ball in a white pantsuit somewhere?

Unwritten story of the night.