Capella's 24-hour, VERY bigly OH MY GOD HOW DID WE GET HERE thread (1 Viewer)

[Sand]

Christie is likely to be the Chief of Staff, a lot of what is happening is his doing.  He has constructed the campaign plan for Trump, he's gonna get whatever he wants.  

SCOTUS?  Yes!  Do it Donald!  Ted Cruz as Secretary of State, Gingrich as national Security Advisor, that fruitcake General Flynn as SECDEF, and Guiliani as AG.  Sprinkle in Palin as EPA chief and Charlton Heston Jr as head of ATF, and this is gonna be a great country again. 

 

[Billy Bats]

Trump ahead in PA.  It's over now.

Finally believing it because some talking head just told you?!  

 

[Hov34]

My wife threw up, inconsolable now and insists we leave the country. Like, non-negotiable, we move to Costa Rica or God knows where or we divorce. And I'm supposed to lie I guess, and try to convince her everything is going to be okay. What the #### does it even matter.

You serious, Clark?

 

[lod001]

Not sure how anybody can find humor in this.  Even gallows humor.

how #### ING stupid are you people?

 

[ffldrew]

Wow, Hillary might actually go to jail

Might?

She has to - he promised it

 

[Wooderson]

My wife threw up, inconsolable now and insists we leave the country. Like, non-negotiable, we move to Costa Rica or God knows where or we divorce. And I'm supposed to lie I guess, and try to convince her everything is going to be okay. What the #### does it even matter.

Easy big fella. 

 

[The General]

Do we get to hear the secret plans now?

 

[Wooderson]

Might?

She has to - he promised it

Yep every single thing every president elect has said has been done. 

 

[NutterButter]

I don't know, maybe the 2nd Amendment people, maybe there is. 

Not sure what you're referring to

 

[Johnny Rock]

I believe Trump/Putin was floated by DNC to make people scared that Putin wanted Trump. 

I believe Putin wanted another 4-8 years of Obama/Hillary weakness. 

Trump is as much of a wildcard as Putin is. A little crazy will be good to keep Putin in line a bit. 

 

[CBusAlex]

This is truly the darkest timeline.

 

[dickey moe]

Not sure how anybody can find humor in this.  Even gallows humor.

how #### ING stupid are you people?

Relax

 

[Clayton Gray]

Congrats to the Trump voters. I sure hope you were right and I was wrong.

 

[ShamrockPride]

The gold here everyone is looking past, is that Cappy started this as a thread to mock and celebrate Trump losing. Thread of the year indeed.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Hillary should have won easy. Oats was all over it. 

 

[jonessed]

Might?

She has to - he promised it

I don't know if she will go down, but I expect he will rip the Clinton Foundation apart.

 

[Galileo]

Do we get to hear the secret plans now?

Right after he releases his tax returns.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

A want to see a wall plan by January 25th. 

 

[Politician Spock]

Why is MSNBC using pictures of Hillary and Trump smiling, but Johnson's picture looks like he's smelling a fart?

 

[hagmania]

Not sure how anybody can find humor in this.  Even gallows humor.

how #### ING stupid are you people?

You should have seen this coming with your students.

 

[Sand]

Another item of note - Trump is winning the popular vote by over a million.  So this won't be like Bush-Gore.  Looks like he's getting both the EC and the popular.

 

[shader]

If DNC was smart they'd run Michelle Obama, and start tomorrow.

Running the wife of a popular president isn't necessarily the best move.....

 

[[icon]]

My wife threw up, inconsolable now and insists we leave the country. Like, non-negotiable, we move to Costa Rica or God knows where or we divorce. And I'm supposed to lie I guess, and try to convince her everything is going to be okay. What the #### does it even matter.

Jesus Christ dude. 

 

[dickey moe]

Congrats to the Trump voters. I sure hope you were right and I was wrong.

It's probably the best we can hope for at this point.

 

[shader]

Another item of note - Trump is winning the popular vote by over a million.  So this won't be like Bush-Gore.  Looks like he's getting both the EC and the popular.

CA could change that.

 

[Waingro]

Christie is likely to be the Chief of Staff, a lot of what is happening is his doing.  He has constructed the campaign plan for Trump, he's gonna get whatever he wants.  

SCOTUS?  Yes!  Do it Donald!  Ted Cruz as Secretary of State, Gingrich as national Security Advisor, that fruitcake General Flynn as SECDEF, and Guiliani as AG.  Sprinkle in Palin as EPA chief and Charlton Heston Jr as head of ATF, and this is gonna be a great country again. 

This is terrifying. 

 

[urbanhack]

Do we get to hear the secret plans now?

All the details are going to be released on Friday.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Do we get to hear the secret plans now?

Trust me, they are the best plans ever.

 

[bud29]

Welp, start pumping these SCOTUS justices full of vitamin c and fish oil, we need them for another 4 years.

 

[TheMagus]

I don't know if she will go down, but I expect he will rip the Clinton Foundation apart.

That would be an appropriate priority for the leader of the free world. 

 

[HellToupee]

Deplorable 

 

[BeaverCleaver]

Not sure how anybody can find humor in this.  Even gallows humor.

how #### ING stupid are you people?

Smarter than you!

 

[TheMagus]

Another item of note - Trump is winning the popular vote by over a million.  So this won't be like Bush-Gore.  Looks like he's getting both the EC and the popular.

California is not in yet. He's not winning the overall popular vote.

 

[lod001]

Do we get to hear the secret plans now?

You are on a need to know basis and you don't need to know.

 

[Clayton Gray]

My wife threw up, inconsolable now and insists we leave the country. Like, non-negotiable, we move to Costa Rica or God knows where or we divorce. And I'm supposed to lie I guess, and try to convince her everything is going to be okay. What the #### does it even matter.




 

http://grief.com/the-five-stages-of-grief/

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Relax

Wtf are you talking about?

Do you not know what the #### is happening?  I know you're conservative but you're not stupid.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Deplorable 

A whole lot of them.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Need to get this to 100 pages by midnight. 

I was about 15 minutes off.

Nice job gents, WE DID IT!!!!!

 

[Insein]

Not sure how anybody can find humor in this.  Even gallows humor.

how #### ING stupid are you people?

Seriously lighten up Francis. We'll live. You all sound like the crazy conservatives that said Obama will turn us into a Muslim state after 08.

 

[Politician Spock]

Well... I guess Comey keeps his job now. 

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Good Lord. 

 

[HellToupee]

This is terrifying. 

OH NOES!!!!

 

[ffldrew]

Another item of note - Trump is winning the popular vote by over a million.  So this won't be like Bush-Gore.  Looks like he's getting both the EC and the popular.

He loses the popular vote - California is starting to just getting started - she is running at 60%

 

[jplvr]

What post is this?

Damn. Welcome to 100 anyway. 

 

[jonessed]

That would be an appropriate priority for the leader of the free world. 

It's a big government.  They can multi-task.  Maybe he will assign a czar.

 

[Sand]

This is terrifying. 

Guiliani as AG is a lock, IMO.  The rest, not so sure.  I'd love to see Newt as press secretary.  Full comedy for 4 years.

 

[Billy Bats]

Seriously lighten up Francis. We'll live. You all sound like the crazy conservatives that said Obama will turn us into a Muslim state after 08.

HES GOING TO FIRE THE NUKES TOMORROW!!!!!! ZOMGZZZZ

 

[HellToupee]

Wtf are you talking about?

Do you not know what the #### is happening?  I know you're conservative but you're not stupid.

 

[Apple Jack]

Not sure how anybody can find humor in this.  Even gallows humor.

how #### ING stupid are you people?

yep

 

[NutterButter]

Can we just fast forward to Jan 20.   Let the change begin.