Chicago O'hare bathroom toilet seats. What gives? (1 Viewer)

[boots11234]

Grabbing a connecting flight and had to use the bathroom. Why is it at all the airports I've been to none of them have the auto seat protectors except Chicago?  Seems a good idea yet no one else uses them. Is this some kind of Mob contract for the seats or something?

as an aside, I wish the Mob would have installed vents over the stalls, good lord it smells worse than a chicken rendering plant!!

 

[Chemical X]

could be italy where toilet seats have been removed.  wa la, problem solved!

 

[ex-ghost]

Yeah, that was a surprise. 

 

[Wrigley]

Chicago, where you can take a safe dump....only to get shot outside 

 

[Phil Elliott]

Everytime I have been there, the stalls are always full. Get status and go in one of the airline lounges

 

[Judge Smails]

Just tap your feet. You'll soon forget about the plastic

 

[kutta]

I hate those things. 

 

[shuke]

They're horrible.  They take up like half the toilet seat.

 

[Limp Ditka]

OMG! I'm at O'Hare like RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!1!!!!

 

[Sinn Fein]

OMG! I'm at O'Hare like RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!1!!!!

The call is coming from inside the stall....

 

[Don't Noonan]

Auto seat protecters?

 

[Peak]

Just pee on them and go about your way.

 

[GregR]

Auto seat protecters?

Yeah, you know, like this

 

[Leroy Hoard]

They need to bring back pay toilets.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a4/4b/14/a44b1439f8f552b7563b57291e9c6876.jpg

 

[SWC]

i always thought one effective way to have a clean toilet that does not smell bad is to construct a wind tunnel like tube where you have wind blowing at you at cat 5 hurricane force and when you make a numero dos it literally is blown clear of you into a toilet like receptical at the end of the wind tunnel no need to wipe because the powerful wind would get that off and bam no smell thats the old swcer thinking about the box brohans take that to the wind tunnel crapper bank brochachos