Graduated in '86 as well, we're effing OLD dude!

It's rare I find myself agreeing 100% with anyone such is the case here, I'm in agreement with 99% of what you wrote. In fac, I listen to GNR still, I really enjoy Nevermind but I never listen to it and when I was 18-19 years old I recall months at a time when my rotation was exclusively Dokken, Maiden, Metallica, Megadeth, Ratt, Ozzy, Priest, VH, etc. My only difference being I still can't stand White Lion or Poison. . . really hate Poison but Warrant I did and still do kind of like.
I'm pretty sure, they themselves hated Cherry Pie, it's a dumb song they were forced to put on an otherwise good album and I'm pretty certain they resented it. Down boys is stupid too, never cared for that one either. However, Uncle Tom's Cabin on the other hand, to me, is one of the most underrated songs of that time. The first time I heard that song I thought "wow, this is excellent, wait this is the same band that does that stupid cherry pie song, really?" I do think that song is very well done.