Eephus
Footballguy
No slack Jack(son). I have four decades of built up resentment over the line.He's trying to come up with rhymes for "Pretender". Cut him some slack.
He only used legal tender (twice), fender, end there, spender, contender and surrender in the song.
There are plenty of other options left including transgender, splendor, engender, render, blender, bender, defender, offender, distender, east ender, bartender, return to sender, Michael Fassbender and Wim Wenders.
ok, maybe I got carried away.